Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Grimas 670]

18 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I'd still tell them all to get fucked and find something else to do tomorrow. 

Proud of my nephew as he's actually enlisted and isn't fake army like most of his peers... (and his brothers are Horn grads).  And I'll be home in time for the Horns and Astro's games as well as the kids needing hours driving to get their licenses.  Plus is aggy BIL having a tailgate so I get to drink/eat on his dime and not worrying about driving home...

 

Edited November 4, 2022 by Grimas

[Carl Spackler 3493]

Someone please tell me that it's the actual Taylor Hamm making the suggestion that they start the walk-on QB and have the BMDs bet enough on Florida to rake in enough $$ to pay JImbo's buyout.

 

Because Jimbo would definitely allow that to happen . . .  

 

[Napoleon 8694]

2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Guitar player in the Heartbreakers. Co-author of The Boys of Summer, Here Comes My Girl, Runnin' Down a Dream, and Refugee. Former touring member of Fleetwood Mac. Shredder extraordinaire. 

Currently is the founder & frontman of Mike Campbell & The Dirty Knobs.

[Carl Spackler 3493]

12 minutes ago, Grimas said:

Proud of my nephew as he's actually enlisted and isn't fake army like most of his peers... (and his brothers are Horn grads).  And I'll be home in time for the Horns and Astro's games as well as the kids needing hours driving to get their licenses.  Plus is aggy BIL having a tailgate so I get to drink/eat on his dime and not worrying about driving home...

 

Well, if you're going to be forced to subject yourself to that much aggyness, free booze/food is a small reward but better than nothing, I suppose.  Take time to occasionally remind them of the corner they painted themselves into with Jimbo.  And when I say "occasionally," I mean every 7 seconds or so. 

[Deej 76897]

Constantly play the Tucker kick on your phone.

[hookemATL 11834]

Make sure you explore the splendid grandeur of the aggy campus.  Lots of sights to see like:  building that is gray, more boxy looking building that is gray, sensitive grass that cannot be trod upon, dead dog graveyard, gigantic cock ring sculpture, racist statue #1, racist statue #2, giant field of mud featuring unimpressive obelisk/clock tower, and many many others.  Stop by the Dixie Chicken for shitty wings and a trip to BCS’s oldest and busiest gloryhole then ride out on Hwy 6 on a cloud of aggy spirit  

 

 

[Tex Pete 20430]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Is the nephew like a son to you or something? I would be a happy and hard fucking no on something like that unless, God forbid, it was my own child or grandchild.

Not to bag on the other poster, but I am trying to figure out what makes dudes walking in a line into the stadium and to their seats significant enough to watch. 100,000 people do it at every home game in Austin. He isn’t performing or anything. 

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

16 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

every 7 seconds or so. 

Jimbo earns around $2 from aggy every 7 seconds for the next how many years?

aince he earns over a quarter a second, maybe they should start paying him with change. Then offer him a negotiated settlement by wire transfer. 

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Constantly play the Tucker kick on your phone.

Especially if you can cast it to devices that are playing during the party. 

Edited November 4, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Tex Pete 20430]

15 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Well, if you're going to be forced to subject yourself to that much aggyness, free booze/food is a small reward but better than nothing, I suppose.  Take time to occasionally remind them of the corner they painted themselves into with Jimbo.  And when I say "occasionally," I mean every 7 seconds or so. 

Make sure and wear the “Don’t care, got Jimbo!” t-shirt. 

[NOOBSDUDE 591]

Make sure you explore the splendid grandeur of the aggy campus.  Lots of sights to see like:  building that is gray, more boxy looking building that is gray, sensitive grass that cannot be trod upon, dead dog graveyard, gigantic cock ring sculpture, racist statue #1, racist statue #2, giant field of mud featuring unimpressive obelisk/clock tower, and many many others.  Stop by the Dixie Chicken for shitty wings and a trip to BCS’s oldest and busiest gloryhole then ride out on Hwy 6 on a cloud of aggy spirit  
 
 

Don’t forget that 9th wonder of the world the water tower.


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[Stinkpalm 689]

Don’t stray too far though. I hear it’s common for visitors to completely lose sight of the stadium and wander around lost until an aggy kindly walks them the 500 feet back to Kroger Field

[Tex Pete 20430]

11 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

Don’t stray too far though. I hear it’s common for visitors to completely lose sight of the stadium and wander around lost until an aggy kindly walks them the 500 feet back to Kroger Field

Following the smell of batshit and sound of mass lunacy always got me to the stadium. 

[hookemATL 11834]

24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Following the smell of batshit and sound of mass lunacy always got me to the stadium. 

If you reach the mass of corpses underneath the pile of logs, you’ve gone too far. 

Edited November 5, 2022 by hookemATL
Don’t be alarmed though, it’s turdition!

[Horndog 2228]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Constantly play the Tucker kick on your phone.

Make Craig Way's call your ring tone.

AND THE KICK IS GOOD!

[Deej 76897]

Just now, Horndog said:

Make Craig Way's call your ring tone.

AND THE KICK IS GOOD!

Put the phone on silent and it's the Dave South call.

[Gil Bang 25998]

2 hours ago, Grimas said:

I get they joy of attending the aggy game tomorrow... (Nephew in the corps and it's the one chance to see him "march in" before he graduates...) Told wife I was gonna wear burnt orange but was told by my aggy BIL it might not be wise...

Is this kid actually:  A) accepting a military commission, or B) is he just a cosplay jerkoff?

if A, you should go.  If B, tell everybody to fuck right off.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Is this kid actually:  A) accepting a military commission, or B) is he just a cosplay jerkoff?

if A, you should go.  If B, tell everybody to fuck right off.

 

Keep reading- he’s going to serve. 

[Gil Bang 25998]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Keep reading- he’s going to serve. 

You wrote "he's enlisted".   No disrespect, but are you sure?  "Enlisted" means something other than "commissioning".  

He didn't need to march around Kyle Field like a Kansas City Faggot to "enlist".  

[Deej 76897]

Did you explain to him that aggy who serve suffer from a higher rate of friendly fire?

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

You wrote "he's enlisted".   No disrespect, but are you sure?  "Enlisted" means something other than "commissioning".  

He didn't need to march around Kyle Field like a Kansas City Faggot to "enlist".  

Not me, was just trying to help out. 
 

but I’d hope that a kid and his family would know that he could receive a commission from his time in the aggy corps, and not need to enlist. 

[Dbeasy 15083]

I spent a weekend with Aggie friends. Diehards. They expressed exasperation at Aggie futility over the last 20-30 years. For a few minutes, they didn’t seem like weird cult members. They just seemed like pathetic misguided people. I found myself starting to give a shit. But then that moment passed. 

[TexasRenegade 2460]

3 hours ago, hookemATL said:

If you reach the mass of corpses underneath the pile of logs, you’ve gone too far. 

Kids dying in a tragic accident....funny stuff.

 

Have any Whitman sniper jokes you want to share as well?

[hookemATL 11834]

4 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Kids dying in a tragic accident....funny stuff.

 

Have any Whitman sniper jokes you want to share as well?

clutch em!!

[Grimas 670]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not me, was just trying to help out. 
 

but I’d hope that a kid and his family would know that he could receive a commission from his time in the aggy corps, and not need to enlist. 

Whatever the term - enlisted/commissioned - he's been "signed up" to the Army for the past 2 years and reports for his 6 year commitment this summer.  He's a commander/leader(?) of one of the troops/corps(?) and is leading the "march" for this game hence the cult requirement we need to go see him... (I have no clue on this shit other than the kid is a good kid and I'm happy he has found something he wants to do...)

[TexasRenegade 2460]

9 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Scipio tells the story (I forget to whom he attributed it) that after firing Akers in 1986, Texas was in serious talks with John Cooper at Arizona State. They got down to time to make the offer, Cooper was very interested, and they slid the amount written on a piece of paper across the table to him. Cooper looks at the piece of paper and says “this is what my offensive coordinator makes.”  
 

And that’s how they ended up with David McWilliams.  

Ehh.....McWilliams was hand picked by Royal.  He was supposed to heal the fractured fan base and was a tieback to our glory years....and he beat us his 1 year in Lubbock. 

[SHOOTER12 8819]

54 minutes ago, Grimas said:

Whatever the term - enlisted/commissioned - he's been "signed up" to the Army for the past 2 years and reports for his 6 year commitment this summer.  He's a commander/leader(?) of one of the troops/corps(?) and is leading the "march" for this game hence the cult requirement we need to go see him... (I have no clue on this shit other than the kid is a good kid and I'm happy he has found something he wants to do...)

Good grief, the man has had a forced maroon kool-aid enema.

[Tex Pete 20430]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

Put the phone on silent and it's the Dave South call.

[Tex Pete 20430]

2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Kids dying in a tragic accident....funny stuff.

 

Have any Whitman sniper jokes you want to share as well?

There is no remote comparison between the two. Both were tragic, needless losses of life. Only one happened because there was no adult supervision at an “institute of higher learning.”

[campcrunk 2504]

19 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

There is no remote comparison between the two. Both were tragic, needless losses of life. Only one happened because there was no adult supervision at an “institute of higher learning.”

This. And even then, I might feel bad - that is, if I didn't see some variation of "Whitman should've gotten more of them!" on the rare occasions I'm bored/self-loathing enough to venture over to texaggy. 

Edited November 5, 2022 by campcrunk

[TexasRenegade 2460]

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

There is no remote comparison between the two. Both were tragic, needless losses of life. Only one happened because there was no adult supervision at an “institute of higher learning.”

Responsibility isn't the point.  Making light of people dying to make fun of people is.  There are plenty of thing to tease aggies about without stooping to this level of crap.

[TexasRenegade 2460]

5 hours ago, campcrunk said:

This. And even then, I might feel bad - that is, if I didn't see some variation of "Whitman should've gotten more of them!" on the rare occasions I'm bored/self-loathing enough to venture over to texaggy. 

So we're in kindergarten here.  They say mean things so we say mean things.

 

Good grief, we're not responsible for whatever classless drivel they day, but mocking the deaths of kids I'd beyond the pale.  I know surly....whatever.

 

[Tex Pete 20430]

6 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

So we're in kindergarten here.  They say mean things so we say mean things

You new to this board, Sport? No one was saying “Damn those kids to hell!” but they are certainly being mocked. They made bad choices that resulted in their own deaths.
 

Those people died because of negligence and frankly, stupidity driven by their cultural bravado. The need to do it bigger and brighter because of their “burning desire to beat tee yew.” They completely suspended any sense of better judgment because of them durn teasippers. It’s like an 8th grade boy showing off for a girl, thinking with his wrong head. Except these were adults who were supposed to be protected by other adults, but they weren’t because “tee yew!”

And then recall their shitty actions towards our team, who bent over backwards to support them that week. Shit talking signs leading into CS. Calling our players’ rooms all through the night, despite the hotel being instructed to turn the phones off after curfew. The hotel cooking staff not cooking our team’s pre-arranged breakfast, forcing them to eat fast food. Yelling “Beat the hell out of tee yew!” in the middle of a moment of silence our band was having for THEIR students while playing a tribute to them. They “won” that game because THEY cared more about it than they cared about those dead kids. Fuck them.

Orangebloods may be more your speed. Or Hornfans. Tell Katy “Hi” for us. 

[BurntOrange&White 39961]

@closetojumping

 

 

[nnm 36562]

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@closetojumping

 

 

[TheRRKid 227]

Achane out. The offense should be putrid

[JesusSweatDuck 17808]

29 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@closetojumping

 

 

Starting QB, starting AND back up RB. Yikes. Achane was their entire offense 

[ClubWhatever 12154]

Achane being out sounds like a “yeah l’m good until the draft, y’all” thing

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

Wonder if Haynes her way will play 

[Basil 755]

Kids dying in a tragic accident....funny stuff.
 
Have any Whitman sniper jokes you want to share as well?

Well, why don’t you cry about it?

[closetojumping 62785]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@closetojumping

 

 

[utexas8 1465]

SIAP

The flu thing was real lol I thought it was a joke.

Is Haynes king good to go

[Pam Cummings 9654]

9 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Kids dying in a tragic accident....funny stuff.

 

Have any Whitman sniper jokes you want to share as well?

When the accident was caused by pure negligence fueled by a cult atmosphere.....yeah, it wasn't really an accident, just inevitable really.

 

Also....that was a long ass time ago. If we can make 9/11 jokes and be able to laugh, we can damn sure rip on Aggie and their bonfire.

Edited November 5, 2022 by Pam Cummings

[BurntOrange&White 39961]

4 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

SIAP
 

 

 

The flu thing was real lol I thought it was a joke.

Is Haynes king good to go

 

 

Judging what I’ve pieced together from here and IT. I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t see King or Weigman again. 

[Viper 12111]

22 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

SIAP
 

 

 

The flu thing was real lol I thought it was a joke.

Is Haynes king good to go

 

 

Yes out of all their players, Haynes King had the healthy and robust immune system to fight off that "flu" virus

[Laxtonto 12090]

Is it flu or a player revolt because the Weigman concussion situation?

And funny enough they list LJ is out due to this “flu” outbreak… 

[Leanderman 2276]

No worries, got Jimbo.

[utexas8 1465]

[Duane Moore 5248]

10 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Ehh.....McWilliams was hand picked by Royal.  He was supposed to heal the fractured fan base and was a tieback to our glory years....and he beat us his 1 year in Lubbock. 

When the legend becomes fact, print the legend 

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

Does anyone remember a flu outbreak affecting so many players on a team prior to today?  Individuals, yes. But a half dozen all too sick to go?  Or a dozen?

[Bill Lumbergh 7180]

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

SIAP
 

 

 

The flu thing was real lol I thought it was a joke.

Is Haynes king good to go

Concussions and Head Injuries

The skull protects the brain against penetrating trauma, but does not absorb all the impact of a violent force. The brain is cushioned inside the skull by the surrounding cerebrospinal fluid. Despite this, an abrupt blow to the head, or even a rapid deceleration, can cause the brain to contact the inner side of the skull.

~~~

See...it's the flu.