Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[texifornia 56943]

[texifornia 56943]

Edited December 16, 2022 by texifornia

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Every fucking drop of the last 2 pages.  Straight to my veins.

[texifornia 56943]

[texifornia 56943]

uh huh

[texifornia 56943]

Who wants to watch a TexAgs "fact" become accepted knowledge in real time?

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

47 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

God damn, I don't think the tears about us joining the SEC will ever be beaten, but the way they're turning on each other right now is up there

The way they still talk about as if it's not around the corner. Some hilarious denial at hand 

[texifornia 56943]

[texifornia 56943]

[Pato del Muerto 52492]

Their collective lack of critical thinking skills as a group is breathtaking. 
 

don’t understand how we landed a good class aster 5-7, then don’t understand how they won’t be. 

Edited December 16, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[texifornia 56943]

LHF and my keyboards right now:

[texifornia 56943]

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Today I learned that this Texas staff doesn’t develop LBs because look at Malik Jefferson. Thanks, Ags.

[ClubWhatever 12138]

Congratulations Mr Hill on your new job!

[Texas Wahoo 3394]

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"We have had one losing season in the last 1years.  Sark 2."

 

 

[texifornia 56943]

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Ah, so we're playing the bag game now buying the dad. No, we have NIL you fucking morons. We're doing this shit legally 

[texifornia 56943]

last one is coastag, one of the resident insiders

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

Wait, what are we talking about here? What is the discussion that nobody’s ready for about why we get benefits of doubt? I sincerely don’t know. They’re talking in code so I assume it’s something offensive and hilarious.

Edited December 16, 2022 by Hank Chinaski

[texifornia 56943]

Just now, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait, what are we talking about here? What is the discussion that nobody’s ready for about why we get benefits of doubt? I sincerely don’t know.

That we're the flagship. We're a better school. We're more popular. We have more pull. Austin is better than College Station.

 

[campcrunk 2452]

The whole "THEY DUNN HIRED ANT HILL'S DAD!!1" thing is amazing to me. Not one of them (or anyone, really) ever said a single word about this until like 2 hours ago and now it's gospel truth. 

 

I'm gonna go out on a massive limb here and guess that we didn't hire his dad, BTW

 

Edit: also, their "sickefying" DL? What? Is wheelz having a stroke?

Edited December 16, 2022 by campcrunk

[texifornia 56943]

Ayyyy 78Eagle (aka this cycle's "I want 3 stars that love A&M" guy) is back!

Meanwhile, Hill thought Midnight Yell was fucking weird, which is a real point in his favor.

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

That we're the flagship. We're a better school. We're more popular. We have more pull. Austin is better than College Station.

 

That’s it? Those are obvious, objective facts. I thought it was something more conspiratorial. 

[TexasGolf 4901]

[texifornia 56943]

Bro we're going to hit the Portal so hard bro so fucking hard bro just going to hit it bro

[campcrunk 2452]

"We just had our worst season in modern program history." 

 

Today I learned that 2003, 2005 and 2008 aren't "modern." I guess if there's one thing they've always been good at, it's cherry picking random years that support whatever stupid shit they're trying to spew

[lemonandaturd 4285]

 Hill did not care for milkmen prancing back and forth telling goofy jokes about Ol Rock, the good ag.  Shocked, I tell you, I am shocked.  

[campcrunk 2452]

"What do you notice about his commitment image?" 

 

For a second, I thought he was about to go off on some Q Anon rant

[totallynotabuttpirate 5397]

[texifornia 56943]

Posting whatever comes next in the morning but the Cliff Notes are:

[Duane Moore 5237]

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That we're the flagship. We're a better school. We're more popular. We have more pull. Austin is better than College Station.

 

Deep down, they all know it. 

[Rimbo 25921]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

...They still don't understand what NIL means, do they?

[Rimbo 25921]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Every fucking drop of the last 2 pages.  Straight to my veins.

after the Leach and Beard news, nothing like a bit of Schedule 1 schadenfreude to make everything feel better

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

42 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait, what are we talking about here? What is the discussion that nobody’s ready for about why we get benefits of doubt? I sincerely don’t know. They’re talking in code so I assume it’s something offensive and hilarious.

My best guess is he's talking about them being conservative and us being liberal and the entire media world actively working against them as a result.

I wish I was kidding, but I'm completely serious.  I've seen them post similar things more explicitly.

Ant Hill chose Texas because the liberal media made him do it to hurt conservative aggy.

Edited December 16, 2022 by Bill Lumbergh

[Deej 76767]

[ousux 5597]

It’s hilarious they act like these “depth guys” are no big deal when they had so many “injury” issues this year. One of the most “injured” teams in all of CFB and they don’t see it as a problem that their roster is basically one or two actual injuries away from a complete and total implosion. 

My favorite was one of them saying "we usually only use two linebackers at a time"

[billfromlaketravis 11466]

Aggy inching ever so closely to realizing their players have to practice a couple times a week. Progress (?!)

[Gil Bang 25949]

hahaha.  He was at Miami midnight yell, and looked at his phone instead of looking at the moronic idiots in the overalls?   

 

Yeah, no shit. 

[Chopper 17230]

An unsigned termination letter in one hand, and a fill-in-the-blank championship trophy in the other would make Bjork into the biggest BSD in all of Texas. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5715]

[Gaffords 755]

It will be funny to read all the agfics  when a couple of those 13 commits get flipped on signing day and cause a panic with the others who have options.

[Longhornfrenzy 5715]

[Pato del Muerto 52492]

So now we’ve bought his dad and another hs coach with new jobs?  What are the jobs?

[WBT 20564]

Car detailer for Red McCombs, obviously

[Gaffords 755]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So now we’ve bought his dad and another hs coach with new jobs?  What are the jobs?

Wash, rinse, repeat.  It's been this way since the first year of recruiting...  It's never, "fuck, tu beat us for that one".. it's never aggy sucking being an issue. It's always "tu money'. 

100 + years of eyeballing the University of Texas with envy, desperately wanting to be UT, yet cannot comprehend why someone would pick "tu" over aggy.  

[Scholz 11943]

I ❤️ this thread 

 

[Wishbone 4759]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Lemme get a raincheck on that. I’m afraid it would kill my aggy misery buzz right now.

[Etexhorn13 3045]

My favorite part is how they cling to Charlie strong ineptitude about how we don’t develop anyone (prob fair criticism for that time period) and can’t look at massive growth from this season in lots of positions and just assume we are going to continue to “waste” talent like a 3 star LB that was all conference/3rd team all American, multiple other all conference selections, and a doak walker winner. Gold, Jerry, gold!

[texifornia 56943]

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I ❤️ this thread 

 

That video makes me laugh literally every time I see it. Especially with the music. It's perfection.