Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Armybrat 40857]

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

just gonna leave this here:

 

[Hook1997 5397]

This is a troll right?  Who follows a team around to every game because their kid is in the band?

[tejas60 3534]

if they need a/c for a September game, they better get a suite.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Traditions is the nicest neighborhood in CS, right? The one on the golf course  and “lake”.

Actually, it’s in Bryan, because even they didn’t wanna put it in college station.

[TheBryMan81 2515]

On 2/10/2023 at 4:51 AM, Doc Daneeka said:

Seriously, on what planet do Texas and OU join and not keep their game? They planning on pods and other fixed games?

What I think should happen:

9 conference games.

4 pods of 4 (i.e Texas OUsucks Ole Miss Miss St just as an example). So you play everyone in your pod every year. That's 3 conference games.

3 permanent crossovers from the other pods. That's another 3 games.

That leaves 9 other conference teams that can rotate 3 at a time every 2 years.

As an example:

Spoiler

Pod 1 (Permanent Crossovers)

Texas: (A&M, Arkansas, Florida)

OUsucks (Missouri, Vandy, Georgia)

Ole Miss (Tennessee, Bama, South Carolina)

Miss St (LSU, Auburn, Kentucky)

 

Pod 2 (Permanent Crossovers)

A&M (Texas, Auburn, South Carolina)

Arkansas (Texas, Bama, Kentucky)

LSU (Miss St, Tennessee, Florida)

Missouri (OUsucks, Vandy, Georgia)

 

Pod 3 (Permanent Crossovers)

Alabama (Ole Miss, Arkansas, Kentucky)

Auburn (Miss St, A&M, Georgia)

Tennessee (Ole Miss, LSU, Florida)

Vandy (OUsucks, Missouri, South Carolina)

 

Pod 4 (Permanent Crossovers)

Florida (Texas, LSU, Tennessee)

Georgia (OUsucks, Missouri, Auburn)

South Carolina (Ole Miss, A&M, Vandy)

Kentucky (Miss St, Arkansas, Bama)

 

In this model, we would play our pod (OUsucks, OM, Miss St) every year. We would also play 3 permanent crossovers (aggy, Arkansas, Florida). Then all of the other teams rotate every 2 years (year 1-2 LSU, Missouri, Vandy. Year 3-4 Alabama, Auburn, SC. Year 5-6 Tennessee, UGA, Kentucky. Lather rinse repeat )

 

[Napoleon 8692]

28 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

What I think should happen:

9 conference games.

4 pods of 4 (i.e Texas OUsucks Ole Miss Miss St just as an example). So you play everyone in your pod every year. That's 3 conference games.

3 permanent crossovers from the other pods. That's another 3 games.

That leaves 9 other conference teams that can rotate 3 at a time every 2 years.

As an example:

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Pod 1 (Permanent Crossovers)

Texas: (A&M, Arkansas, Florida)

OUsucks (Missouri, Vandy, Georgia)

Ole Miss (Tennessee, Bama, South Carolina)

Miss St (LSU, Auburn, Kentucky)

 

Pod 2 (Permanent Crossovers)

A&M (Texas, Auburn, South Carolina)

Arkansas (Texas, Bama, Kentucky)

LSU (Miss St, Tennessee, Florida)

Missouri (OUsucks, Vandy, Georgia)

 

Pod 3 (Permanent Crossovers)

Alabama (Ole Miss, Arkansas, Kentucky)

Auburn (Miss St, A&M, Georgia)

Tennessee (Ole Miss, LSU, Florida)

Vandy (OUsucks, Missouri, South Carolina)

 

Pod 4 (Permanent Crossovers)

Florida (Texas, LSU, Tennessee)

Georgia (OUsucks, Missouri, Auburn)

South Carolina (Ole Miss, A&M, Vandy)

Kentucky (Miss St, Arkansas, Bama)

 

In this model, we would play our pod (OUsucks, OM, Miss St) every year. We would also play 3 permanent crossovers (aggy, Arkansas, Florida). Then all of the other teams rotate every 2 years (year 1-2 LSU, Missouri, Vandy. Year 3-4 Alabama, Auburn, SC. Year 5-6 Tennessee, UGA, Kentucky. Lather rinse repeat )

 

No.

[irishtexan 11522]

What I think should happen:
9 conference games.
4 pods of 4 (i.e Texas OUsucks Ole Miss Miss St just as an example). So you play everyone in your pod every year. That's 3 conference games.
3 permanent crossovers from the other pods. That's another 3 games.
That leaves 9 other conference teams that can rotate 3 at a time every 2 years.
As an example:
Spoiler

Pod 1 (Permanent Crossovers)
Texas: (A&M, Arkansas, Florida)
OUsucks (Missouri, Vandy, Georgia)
Ole Miss (Tennessee, Bama, South Carolina)
Miss St (LSU, Auburn, Kentucky)
 
Pod 2 (Permanent Crossovers)
A&M (Texas, Auburn, South Carolina)
Arkansas (Texas, Bama, Kentucky)
LSU (Miss St, Tennessee, Florida)
Missouri (OUsucks, Vandy, Georgia)
 
Pod 3 (Permanent Crossovers)
Alabama (Ole Miss, Arkansas, Kentucky)
Auburn (Miss St, A&M, Georgia)
Tennessee (Ole Miss, LSU, Florida)
Vandy (OUsucks, Missouri, South Carolina)
 
Pod 4 (Permanent Crossovers)
Florida (Texas, LSU, Tennessee)
Georgia (OUsucks, Missouri, Auburn)
South Carolina (Ole Miss, A&M, Vandy)
Kentucky (Miss St, Arkansas, Bama)
 
In this model, we would play our pod (OUsucks, OM, Miss St) every year. We would also play 3 permanent crossovers (aggy, Arkansas, Florida). Then all of the other teams rotate every 2 years (year 1-2 LSU, Missouri, Vandy. Year 3-4 Alabama, Auburn, SC. Year 5-6 Tennessee, UGA, Kentucky. Lather rinse repeat )

 

Absolutely not.

[Lou_Sassle 2887]

1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said:

What I think should happen:

9 conference games.

4 pods of 4 (i.e Texas OUsucks Ole Miss Miss St just as an example). So you play everyone in your pod every year. That's 3 conference games.

3 permanent crossovers from the other pods. That's another 3 games.

That leaves 9 other conference teams that can rotate 3 at a time every 2 years.

As an example:

  Hide contents

Pod 1 (Permanent Crossovers)

Texas: (A&M, Arkansas, Florida)

OUsucks (Missouri, Vandy, Georgia)

Ole Miss (Tennessee, Bama, South Carolina)

Miss St (LSU, Auburn, Kentucky)

 

Pod 2 (Permanent Crossovers)

A&M (Texas, Auburn, South Carolina)

Arkansas (Texas, Bama, Kentucky)

LSU (Miss St, Tennessee, Florida)

Missouri (OUsucks, Vandy, Georgia)

 

Pod 3 (Permanent Crossovers)

Alabama (Ole Miss, Arkansas, Kentucky)

Auburn (Miss St, A&M, Georgia)

Tennessee (Ole Miss, LSU, Florida)

Vandy (OUsucks, Missouri, South Carolina)

 

Pod 4 (Permanent Crossovers)

Florida (Texas, LSU, Tennessee)

Georgia (OUsucks, Missouri, Auburn)

South Carolina (Ole Miss, A&M, Vandy)

Kentucky (Miss St, Arkansas, Bama)

 

In this model, we would play our pod (OUsucks, OM, Miss St) every year. We would also play 3 permanent crossovers (aggy, Arkansas, Florida). Then all of the other teams rotate every 2 years (year 1-2 LSU, Missouri, Vandy. Year 3-4 Alabama, Auburn, SC. Year 5-6 Tennessee, UGA, Kentucky. Lather rinse repeat )

 

I'm not going to sugar coat it.... that's fucking awful. 

[Magus Ossis 2815]

Not only will there be no pods, the absence of pods will keep a few potential "rivalries" from being implemented. For example, if our "official rivals" are OU, pig, and aggy, that restricts theirs somewhat. If aggy has us and pig, they can't be rivals with OU. This is better for aggy anyway. The turdition/myth of "running out of time" is harder to square with reality (though likely less so for aggy, as reality intrudes so seldom and so minimally into his mind) when one annually plays the team you begged successfully to run the clock whilst they gave you historic beatdown.

[tejas60 3534]

I know Umlang did it as a joke, but it's pretty damn good minus the last row:

[linux 1660]

I collect aggie missery game threads like pokemon, and while re-reading their app st game I shit you not saw some damn good predictions.

• 5-7 came up twice
• Instead of #6 in the nation they were less than #6 in the SEC (technically less than #6 in SECW)
• Jimbo's rambling press conference.

Goes to show that when put in a diamond anvil like pressure the aggie brain snaps into a superposition state when they can predict the future, however briefly. The torture they experience must be immense however. Almost worth a real conspiracy against them.

[LTtxfan 49320]

Sankey said in an interview earlier this week, the SEC won't be referring to scheduling with the word "pods". 

He said pods are something used for laundry... 😋

[Napoleon 8692]

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Sankey said in an interview earlier this week, the SEC won't be referring to scheduling with the word "pods". 

He said pods are something used for laundry... 😋

So there will be pods, it’s just that you can’t claim anything for winning your pod. 

Mitigating a possible paper trophy for aggy to put in their Hall of Champions.

[Dbeasy 15075]

For the love of god please don’t turn this thread into realignment talk. Move the pod discussion elsewhere. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4780]

15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Sankey said in an interview earlier this week, the SEC won't be referring to scheduling with the word "pods". 

He said pods are something used for laundry... 😋

He would be familiar with all of the sec dirty laundry …

[Newy25 7703]

2 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

What I think should happen:

9 conference games.

4 pods of 4 (i.e Texas OUsucks Ole Miss Miss St just as an example). So you play everyone in your pod every year. That's 3 conference games.

3 permanent crossovers from the other pods. That's another 3 games.

That leaves 9 other conference teams that can rotate 3 at a time every 2 years.

As an example:

  Reveal hidden contents

Pod 1 (Permanent Crossovers)

Texas: (A&M, Arkansas, Florida)

OUsucks (Missouri, Vandy, Georgia)

Ole Miss (Tennessee, Bama, South Carolina)

Miss St (LSU, Auburn, Kentucky)

 

Pod 2 (Permanent Crossovers)

A&M (Texas, Auburn, South Carolina)

Arkansas (Texas, Bama, Kentucky)

LSU (Miss St, Tennessee, Florida)

Missouri (OUsucks, Vandy, Georgia)

 

Pod 3 (Permanent Crossovers)

Alabama (Ole Miss, Arkansas, Kentucky)

Auburn (Miss St, A&M, Georgia)

Tennessee (Ole Miss, LSU, Florida)

Vandy (OUsucks, Missouri, South Carolina)

 

Pod 4 (Permanent Crossovers)

Florida (Texas, LSU, Tennessee)

Georgia (OUsucks, Missouri, Auburn)

South Carolina (Ole Miss, A&M, Vandy)

Kentucky (Miss St, Arkansas, Bama)

 

In this model, we would play our pod (OUsucks, OM, Miss St) every year. We would also play 3 permanent crossovers (aggy, Arkansas, Florida). Then all of the other teams rotate every 2 years (year 1-2 LSU, Missouri, Vandy. Year 3-4 Alabama, Auburn, SC. Year 5-6 Tennessee, UGA, Kentucky. Lather rinse repeat )

 

[Wulaw Horn 19138]

7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

This is a troll right?  Who follows a team around to every game because their kid is in the band?

I mean- if my kid played in the band I’d probably go to every game wherever it was. And a piece of me would die every day, but I’d be there. 

[billfromlaketravis 11520]

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- if my kid played in the band I’d probably go to every game wherever it was. And a piece of me would die every day, but I’d be there. 

Man I've been there. But it's not a bad way to earn a scholarship. Plenty of success stories out there. 

Just not at aggy. 

[LTtxfan 49320]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Sankey said in an interview earlier this week, the SEC won't be referring to scheduling with the word "pods". 

He said pods are something used for laundry... 😋

Found it...

 

[HtownHorn 14755]

There will not be pods, holy fuck. It's more likely to be just 16 teams, 3 rivalry games, 6 games rotated every other year. Top 2 teams go to the championship game. Alabama is never going to agree to move into a division with Georgia. Frankly, I don't give 2 shits about the SEC championship game, because I'd rather host a playoff game at home. Any 3rd place SEC team is going to host a playoff game.

Edited February 12, 2023 by HtownHorn

[TheBryMan81 2515]

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

No.

 

4 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Absolutely not.

 

4 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I'm not going to sugar coat it.... that's fucking awful. 

Well damn. Well, I thought it was a good idea lol

I thought this format makes sense for 16 teams and 9 conference games :Keeps our permanent rivals (OU, A&M, Arky), keeps most others traditional rivals, and gets us every SEC team within 6 years. 

Otherwise, I don't know how the SEC is going to try and make the schedule without overcoming things and meeting those wickets (keeping traditional rivals and getting to go all the way around the conference in a timely period, not like aggy playing UGA twice in 12 years).

Edited February 12, 2023 by TheBryMan81

[texifornia 57033]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

 Frankly, I don't give 2 shits about the SEC championship game.

"I don't care about winning our conference" is some deep aggy shit

[Elmer_Fudd 22306]

 

[HtownHorn 14755]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"I don't care about winning our conference" is some deep aggy shit

Not at all. College football is moving more towards the NFL. You think WCs teams that win the Super bowl give a shit about not winning their division? Like I said, I'd rather Texas host a playoff game than play in the SEC championship game.

You think Alabama gave a shit about not winning the SEC the year they won the BCS title instead?

[Elmer_Fudd 22306]

[Teryor 4476]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Not at all. College football is moving more towards the NFL. You think WCs teams that win the Super bowl give a shit about not winning their division? Like I said, I'd rather Texas host a playoff game than play in the SEC championship game.

You think Alabama gave a shit about not winning the SEC the year they won the BCS title instead?

Not sure why you think these are mutually exclusive

[kwood4408 765]

Sorry Bill Superman but how the F is it your league?

[HtownHorn 14755]

Just now, Teryor said:

Not sure why you think these are mutually exclusive

Because Texas ain't hosting a playoff game if they win the SEC championship.

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

16 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Funny how everyone seems to forget that ou is a part of this situation. Let alone that they are the catalyst. 

[Newy25 7703]

Throw our weight around. That has to be a Surly troll. The league accepted Texas and OU in behind their backs. 

[cochamps 1879]

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Funny how everyone seems to forget that ou is a part of this situation. Let alone that they are the catalyst. 

It is entirely possible that he is just terrible at math.

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Throw our weight around. That has to be a Surly troll. The league accepted Texas and OU in behind their backs. 

He must not have heard the outcome of their "gentlemen's agreement".

[MontereyMX 869]

9 hours ago, kwood4408 said:

Sorry Bill Superman but how the F is it your league?

god damn muthafucka, those bastards are ignorant!

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

 

Enjoy Sunday brunch

[hornlife 205]

I have to believe the Luccidites are some 16-30 types with no real degrees.  Their conspiracy theories, to self delusional fantasies they propagate on us and us controlling the media are beyond crazy. 

Sark may not be our perfect coach, neither was Mack.  Sark is filling my wish list on recruits, now he needs to get a 10 win season. He's in year 3 (not year 5 of Jimbo's failure).  If Petrino brings anything to that team it will be some semblance of roster management. I think they will improve on offense, not much. Petrino is a hell of a lot better on leading a team than Jimbo. Maybe it works for them? 

There has to be a more rational fan base for them, maybe not ... thinking back to my visits to that hellhole for games.  I've never seen anything as delusional as the Luccidites. Honestly, it's worth a book on comparing them to how Hitler owned Germany.  

 

[NTVTXN 1432]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Yup. They’re scared shitless. And they’re also coming to the realization that they don’t wield ANY level of authority in the sec. They may not say it, but they KNOW it.

[Not a Sock 2313]

I mean they are right about Texas ruining the SEC, if Texas wasn’t joining the SEC A&M wouldn’t have had to leak the move to the press and completely blow up the SEC well laid plans of playoff expansion, media deals and conference realignment and pissoff the SEC main office and all the other conferences members. If Texas wasn’t joining the SEC they wouldn’t need to massively overpay for the 2022 recruiting class and spit in the face of every coaching staff in the SEC. If Texas wasn’t joining the SEC, A&M wouldn’t be throwing a bitch fit and trying to duck Texas with advocating for a 1-8 conference schedule that is opposed by all the power programs and ESPN, and they wouldn’t be openly talking about hosting a home game for a conference schedule that’s hasn’t been decided yet. If it wasn’t for Texas, A&M wouldn’t be the insane person making a complete ass of themselves and becoming universally despised by everyone involved.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

I don’t like to think of it that we’re paying $100 million to go to the sec early. I like to think of it that we’re paying $100 million to never go back to Waco. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don’t like to think of it that we’re paying $100 million to go to the sec early. I like to think of it that we’re paying $100 million to never go back to Waco. 

We're also not paying $100M. Most of that money is withheld payouts, not writing a check. Or at least that's the last I read about it

[RomaVicta 29949]

Maybe Sanky doesn't believe endless repetition on the dumbest board in football establishes truth, you idiot.

Of course! Now's our chance! This is what we do:

Like a cat striking like lightning with great speed and stealth, A&M snatches victory at last!

Awesome plan.

Now, credit where credit is due:

Now, genius:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

Would be nice if these guys could reach some sort of consensus on whether we will be running the conference or not.  Some think we will (as we always have apparently) and some thing we’re in for a rude awakening as we try and fail. I think the third option that they won’t even consider is that we don’t want to. 

[Carl Spackler 3488]

4 hours ago, hornlife said:

I have to believe the Luccidites . . .

 

Excuse me, but I believe the correct term is "Luccidiots."

[Mr. Drummond 2199]

They know we are walking in day one with more power than they have been able to garner and it pisses them off.    Will we run the conference? Of course not.   But we will be at the big boy table immediately.     That’s not arrogance Billie, it’s just the way the world works.   

[RomaVicta 29949]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would be nice if these guys could reach some sort of consensus on whether we will be running the conference or not.  Some think we will (as we always have apparently) and some thing we’re in for a rude awakening as we try and fail. I think the third option that they won’t even consider is that we don’t want to. 

Remember all of those unanimous votes except for Nebraska when Texas introduced new rules? Imagine the power of the BOMC and Texas wickedness to cow those other ten schools including A&M.

Texas, when DKR was coach and AD (I think), proposed sharing bowl game earnings with all the schools in the conference. There were far fewer bowls and Texas was going every year. Pure fucking evil.

Oh! And we offered to share a TV network with A&M and they said no.

tu surely is a cancer for any conference it joins and its fellow schools. tu dishonesty is the worst!

Fuckwads

Edited February 12, 2023 by RomaVicta
I knew that "Y" in unanymous looked fishy.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

4 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

If it wasn’t for Texas, A&M wouldn’t be the insane person making a complete ass of themselves and becoming universally despised by everyone involved.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

The t-shirt fan thing always amazes me. I guess you can pull that when your university accepts anyone with a pulse. UT is extremely hard to get into these days and just because you couldn't get in doesn't mean you can't be a fan.

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

The t-shirt fans annoy them because they (t-shirt fans) are not affiliated with either school directly, and thus choose Texas over aggy purely on unbiased merit.  Every Texas t-shirt fan is an explicit reminder that Texas is seen as superior to aggy by the majority of people, which hurts their little feelings all to hell.  Poooor aggys.