Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[fattyflattie 4,639]

4 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Again, they’re in their feelings because of basketball. A sport I didn’t know they gave a shit about until about 8 hours ago. They need some breaking spring football news tomorrow to make them forget how bad they suck. 

You’ve forgotten all of the Acie>KD treads?  Holy shit.  It’s not just Reggie>Vince and Parker>Ricky. 

[ousux 5,597]

It’s weird that some of you guys don’t understand how fucking ads work on the internet. Hint: it’s not geared for Texags, it’s geared toward y’all. 

Was just about to give the 411 on targeted ads. It's not 2005 anymore guys..

[Here’s the deal 114]

They’re getting dangerously close to figuring out that the reason they have sucked for all these years is because - drum roll - College Station!  

[Pato del Muerto 52,509]

27 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s weird that some of you guys don’t understand how fucking ads work on the internet. Hint: it’s not geared for Texags, it’s geared toward y’all. 

Was just about to give the 411 on targeted ads. It's not 2005 anymore guys..

Yeah should be able to remember that. But I don’t spend time in places that have ads so my pea brain sometimes thinks that is a static ad. 

[Hank Chinaski 6,315]

57 minutes ago, ousux said:

It's not 2005 anymore guys..

Would be a lot cooler if it were…

[Cairn Horn88 8,265]

1 hour ago, Here’s the deal said:

They’re getting dangerously close to figuring out that the reason they have sucked for all these years is because - drum roll - College Station!  

What starts there, changes your life….ehh.

[Armybrat 40,850]

12 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s weird that some of you guys don’t understand how fucking ads work on the internet. Hint: it’s not geared for Texags, it’s geared toward y’all. 

That explains all the penis enlargement ads?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,402]

13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s weird that some of you guys don’t understand how fucking ads work on the internet. Hint: it’s not geared for Texags, it’s geared toward y’all. 

Oh yeah?  Well then why do I keep seeing advertisements for interracial midget porn? 

[texifornia 56,977]

[RomaVicta 29,927]

The places they have to go in their minds to avoid the reality that their teams are no more than mediocre is remarkable. I know they have plenty of time to waste now that Penn State drowned their season in a prison toilet, but this tenuous search for relevancy is pathetic even by their standards.

 

 

Good luck finding a bookie for that.

 

 

 

[ATXhorn17 1,621]

They do realize that the SEC has 4 more members than the Big 12, right? And they have 3 schools in the Sweet 16 vs. 2 schools for the Big 12… LOL. 

[Deej 76,818]

11 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

They do realize that the SEC has 4 more members than the Big 12, right? And they have 3 schools in the Sweet 16 vs. 2 schools for the Big 12… LOL. 

They were told there would be no math. 

[Armybrat 40,850]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

They were told there would be no math. 

Math is hard.

[NoName 16,354]

56 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The places they have to go in their minds to avoid the reality that their teams are no more than mediocre is remarkable. I know they have plenty of time to waste now that Penn State drowned their season in a prison toilet, but this tenuous search for relevancy is pathetic even by their standards.

as a reminder, Kansas and Texas had as many Q1 wins as Texas A&M had Q1 games played. The B12 is better.

KenPom says:

https://247sports.com/LongFormArticle/College-basketball-power-rankings-Top-10-best-conferences-ahead-of-March-Madness-per-KenPom-205135628/#205135628_10

has this burn in it for that guy specifically:

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Flip on any college basketball game and you can't avoid the "which conference is the best in the country" topic. The Big 12 is hailed as college basketball's best by anyone with a pulse.

and

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The Big 12 is the best league in the country, and it's not especially close. The Big 12's adjusted efficiency margin on KenPom is +18.46. The Big Ten is next-closest at +14.77.

 

[Deej 76,818]

So, by their estimation the SEC is better because they have more teams in the Sweet Sixteen than the Big12, but having the tournament be one and done is not a fair measure of a team's potential. 

 

[Mr. Drummond 2,199]

Quantity over quality is their raison de vivre.

And of course they will never understand this but:  Fuck Kansas glad they lost; fuck Baylor glad they lost; fuck TCU glad they lost.   And west Virginia and Iowa state, i dont really think about you at all. 

Good job Kansas St i guess, but fuck you too.

[Chopper 17,236]

Arkansas was 8-10 in conference play, seeded 8th, one behind aggy, aggy was pissed they were even in the tournament and now their presence in the sweet 16, per aggy, gives meaning to how just how damn good aggy really is.

[BigHornedLurker 1,940]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

gives meaning to how just how damn good aggy really is.

well something has to validate them , they'll keep throwing their shit at the walls until something sticks 

[Pato del Muerto 52,509]

6 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

well something has to validate them , they'll keep throwing their shit at the walls until something sticks 

Why can’t they be happy with all the wins they’ve accumulated in games that they didn’t play, like their round 2 victory against us?

[Vertigo 20,290]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why can’t they be happy with all the wins they’ve accumulated in games that they didn’t play, like their round 2 victory against us?

In the upside down, their hall of champions is bursting at the seams. 

[Tex Pete 20,357]

At aggy, there’s always something to celebrate.

Think about how they could have beaten Wake Forest that one time if it hadn’t been for Covid. Or that time they showed them durn teasippers by breaking into Memorial Stadium and cutting the horns off the logo at midfield, doing tens of thousands of dollars of damage. Or when Dinesh Patel made sure those homo commies didn’t get the breakfast they paid for before the 1999 game. What about all those bonfires that didn’t fall and crush a bunch of people to death? Or that time they killed a Baylor student with a cannon? Their win streak against Prairie View A&M and how they spit all over those uppity people from the deck above? The time the Corps member threw horseshit into that t-sip band. I even heard B-CS might be getting a Pappadeaux’s.

There’s so much for them to celebrate. Stop selling them short, asshole. 

[texifornia 56,977]

[texifornia 56,977]

[Vertuzzi 1,370]

Bold move waiting until November to care about recruiting. Let’s see how that pays off for them. 

[Jebus 1,308]

“12 years is like a grain of salt in Bobby P years”

what in the fuck

[Vertigo 20,290]

23 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Bold move waiting until November to care about recruiting. Let’s see how that pays off for them. 

It makes for a shorter and more abrupt runway for the inevitable crash. It may be a survival mechanism. 

[ousux 5,597]

“12 years is like a grain of salt in Bobby P years”
what in the fuck

He's legendary in Collie Station already. Should be glorious the first time he butts heads with the hobbit, and I'm fully here for it.

[texifornia 56,977]

[texifornia 56,977]

[SydneyCarton 48,108]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hyperbole? Is that poster under the impression that Jimbo didn't try to fight a fan while at FSU?
 

 

[SydneyCarton 48,108]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit. I knew their OL sucked, but I thought it was just the normal kind of suck. Not the "We wish we had a  Tristen Nicholson to start" level of suck. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Math is hard.

For aggy, yea. 

[Vertigo 20,290]

29 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Holy shit. I knew their OL sucked, but I thought it was just the normal kind of suck. Not the "We wish we had a  Tristen Nicholson to start" level of suck. 

Why they did not hit the portal for OLine after the shit sandwich they signed in December is beyond me. Now, even if they sign guys in the summer, they will only have fall camp to learn a new offense.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,265]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Why they did not hit the portal for OLine after the shit sandwich they signed in December is beyond me. Now, even if they sign guys in the summer, they will only have fall camp to learn a new offense.

TJ Shanahan and Naquil Betrand will save the day.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,265]

[texifornia 56,977]

[billfromlaketravis 11,510]

So they probably need a center and an OT. I think they can get a decent grad transfer center. Good luck on a grad transfer OT. 60+ teams in the Power 5 will be looking for that.

[Magus Ossis 2,801]

12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So they probably need a center and an OT. I think they can get a decent grad transfer center. Good luck on a grad transfer OT. 60+ teams in the Power 5 will be looking for that.

Yeah, OT deficits are not insignificant in the CFB death spiral. Poor aggy.

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I think coachspeak is just whom he is. It’s literally always whom he’s been.

OK, Moro Majima the aggy, tell me you try to use words you don't understand without telling me you try to use words you don't understand. Oh, and nice use of literally.

[RomaVicta 29,927]

I seriously remember these idiots using common opponent scores to claim they were better than Texas after we beat them head-to-head.

 

 

7 hours ago, Deej said:

So, by their estimation the SEC is better because they have more teams in the Sweet Sixteen than the Big12, but having the tournament be one and done is not a fair measure of a team's potential. 

 

Edited March 20, 2023 by RomaVicta

[closetojumping 62,741]

I know the posters on Texags are some of the biggest mouthbreathers on the Internet, but there are multiple posters on those threads trying to rationalize Ritz Bitz’ behavior at a spring conference. Trying to equivocate for him. It’s insane. And awesome. 

[Tired Horn 738]

28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I know the posters on Texags are some of the biggest mouthbreathers on the Internet, but there are multiple posters on those threads trying to rationalize Ritz Bitz’ behavior at a spring conference. Trying to equivocate for him. It’s insane. And awesome. 

When you're stuck with a turd, you polish that turd.

[Pato del Muerto 52,509]

2 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

When you're stuck with a turd, you polish that turd.

And then you eat it and smile a shitty smile

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And then you eat it and smile a shitty smile

You mean like a shit eating grin?

[Mr. Drummond 2,199]

Watching the press conference, that’s a dude that is pissed that anyone is questioning him or his offense, and that includes his bosses/BMA.   This is going to be awesome.   

[nnm 36,419]

This is supposed to be the time of year when the coaster gets chugging up the hill. They’re already at each other’s throats. This year is going to be even more glorious than last. 

[Walte464 450]

100 year decision

[RomaVicta 29,927]

100 year derision.

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

2 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Watching the press conference, that’s a dude that is pissed that anyone is questioning him or his offense, and that includes his bosses/BMA.   This is going to be awesome.   

Fisher is so screwed. All the stress he's showing makes me expect a Woody Hayes type meltdown at the very least.

[deft 6,855]

“12 years is like a grain of salt in Bobby P years”
what in the fuck

“This was good, well not good but really really good.”

[Deej 76,818]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fisher is so screwed. All the stress he's showing makes me expect a Woody Hayes type meltdown at the very least.

He's already setting the players up to take the blame. 

"Scheme doesn't matter. It all comes down to execution."

The rest of that team will be looking to portal.