Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[UDontKnow 10,450]

7 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah y’all are too goddamned picky. The best advice I could give my younger self is to fuck every woman you can for as long as you can until you get married.

Fat, ugly, blind, deaf, it doesn’t matter, it all ends in the same woman forever. 

I see you graduated from the school of @Vic Mackey.

[closetojumping 62,883]

12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah y’all are too goddamned picky. The best advice I could give my younger self is to fuck every woman you can for as long as you can until you get married.

Fat, ugly, blind, deaf, it doesn’t matter, it all ends in the same woman forever. 

This is great advice to young ugly dorks with no game from their older peer set. Jesus. 

[TexasTroll 454]

50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This is great advice to young ugly dorks with no game from their older peer set. Jesus. 

You do realize the young ugly dorks are also listening to older “used to be good looking when younger” peer set also???

[MH BEVO 1,265]

I’m glad I saved up about a weeks worth to enjoy with my Saturday coffee. 
It’s a good thing they’re aren’t installing a new offense since the majority of offense is not practicing. 
Also, Weigman > Ewers but Johnson > Weigman?? Get the fuck out of here. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,536]

The GigEm247 practice reports got me some likes on a group chat. Thanks to whomever posted it. 

aggys were aggressively going after media personalities that left Weigman off their preseason Heisman lists, and he's not even running with the 1's. You can't make this shit up. 

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43 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

You do realize the young ugly dorks are also listening to older “used to be good looking when younger” peer set also???

Sir, there is nothing “used to be “ about it. And the young ugly dorks can eat cake. They probably are eating a lot of it, actually. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,813]

25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Sir, there is nothing “used to be “ about it. And the young ugly dorks can eat cake. They probably are eating a lot of it, actually. 

[RGBIII 22,840]

23 hours ago, NoName said:

now when i see a girl a head taller than anyone else all i can think of is Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph aka Daniel Wilson's wedding party picture lol

 

You mean Daniel Figurelli the racist aka Daniel Joseph the racist aka Daniel Wilson the racist

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[Scholz 11,965]

7 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

aggys were aggressively going after media personalities that left Weigman off their preseason Heisman lists…

In no way will these unrealistic expectations end up disappointing them and cause them to throw him under the bus when he doesn’t attain them. That never happens.

[Scholz 11,965]

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

That Amazon was always my #1 in that photo 

[SydneyCarton 48,203]

11 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That Amazon was always my #1 in that photo 

Yeah, I’m 6’3. She could stand to lose 10 lbs. but that shit isn’t stopping me.

Edited April 8, 2023 by SydneyCarton

[Deej 76,946]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, I’m 6’3. She could stand to lose 10 lbs. but that shit isn’t stopping me.

The whole aggy thing would stop me. 

[Scholz 11,965]

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

The whole aggy thing would stop me. 

[BornAndRaised 12,314]

[JesusSweatDuck 17,813]

For this to be true your coaches actually have to use the portal 

[cochamps 1,879]

cuckbo is cooked.  lol 😂

[RomaVicta 30,031]

They think the portal is like an Amazon site where you can order up whatever you need. They think all you need to do is "hit the portal hard" and just wait for the nice man/woman to show up at your doorstep with an "SEC ready" starting line-up. 

They need to understand that Richmond only has so many players.

[HtownHorn 14,786]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

They think the portal is like an Amazon site where you can order up whatever you need. They think all you need to do is "hit the portal hard" and just wait for the nice man/woman to show up at your doorstep with an "SEC ready" starting line-up. 

They need to understand that Richmond only has so many players.

Shit they are so good at the portal, the LB they recruited into it, signed with one of the shittiest defensive staffs in the country.

[Deej 76,946]

aggy portal:

 

[ousux 5,602]

aggy portal:
 

Fake pic, way too girthy for aggy gloryholes.

Looch still has his rock solid rep to maintain, he'd never work a hole that shows off his chin pubes.

[SydneyCarton 48,203]

16 minutes ago, ousux said:

Fake pic, way too girthy for aggy gloryholes.

Looch still has his rock solid rep to maintain, he'd never work a hole that shows off his chin pubes.

In another testament to Aggy Engineering, in College Station aggies stick their hole head through the glory hole, not the other way around.

[billfromlaketravis 11,536]

Honestly, they're taking the Noland news pretty well. Perroni did a good job of easing them into eventual failure. 

They've moved on from acceptance to coping. I'm seeing a lot of "we'll be fine if Maddox pans out" (lol) and "it's not over with Noland" posts. That said, there's a general consensus of recruiting concern on TexAgs and GigEm247 that I've never seen during the Jimbo era. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,187]

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

That said, there's a general consensus of recruiting concern on TexAgs and GigEm247 that I've never seen during the Jimbo era. 

Last year they really could not believe Jimbo wouldn't finish strong.  He had just landed the best class ever, and since they don't understand how it actually happened, they assumed he'd be able to do it again.

This year they're seeing the slow start and not assuming things will pick up.  The situation may not be that different, but their recognition of the situation is.

[Nivek 16,992]

Fake pic, way too girthy for aggy gloryholes.

Looch still has his rock solid rep to maintain, he'd never work a hole that shows off his chin pubes.

That’s a 2-4-1 aggy glory hole.

[Bevo14 8,380]

On 4/8/2023 at 10:04 AM, MH BEVO said:

Also, Weigman > Ewers but Johnson > Weigman?? Get the fuck out of here. 

stupid sip, Johnson is practically a sitting NFL starting QB, therefore Weigman is clearly the best sitting college QB.

Edited April 9, 2023 by Bevo14

[Deej 76,946]

5 hours ago, ousux said:

Fake pic, way too girthy for aggy gloryholes.

Like everything with aggy, they way overestimate themselves.

[deft 6,885]

Honestly, they're taking the Noland news pretty well. Perroni did a good job of easing them into eventual failure. 
They've moved on from acceptance to coping. I'm seeing a lot of "we'll be fine if Maddox pans out" (lol) and "it's not over with Noland" posts. That said, there's a general consensus of recruiting concern on TexAgs and GigEm247 that I've never seen during the Jimbo era. 

“Noland has signed noland has signed!!




for another team”

/Dave south school of croot announcing

[billfromlaketravis 11,536]

Just now, deft said:

“Noland has signed noland has signed!!




for another team”

/Dave south school of croot announcing

This makes me sad. Dave South was God's Gift of unintentional comedy. 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

The Ags have the ball first to start the game.

Ja’mar Toombs with the handoff, he goes to the right … reverses field … breaks a tackle… spins and breaks another tackle … reverses field again … HIGHSTEPS another tackler … stiffarm and is finally brought down.  What a run, ags!  Wow!  Whoop!  

It’s 2nd down and 8.

[billfromlaketravis 11,536]

I was hoping they’d bring Dave back, but I believe he’s pushing 80 now. I didn’t know he kept calling baseball until 2020. I would have tuned in to listen to aggy get their clock cleaned by Vandy, LSU, and Florida.
 

What I loved most about Dave were the long pauses. You could hear the crowd groaning, and Dave would go silent. 20 seconds later… Mizzou scores and wins the game.

Edited April 9, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

Dave probably has fun opinions on the pitch clock

[BurntOrange&White 40,044]

3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

The Ags have the ball first to start the game.

Ja’mar Toombs with the handoff, he goes to the right … reverses field … breaks a tackle… spins and breaks another tackle … reverses field again … HIGHSTEPS another tackler … stiffarm and is finally brought down.  What a run, ags!  Wow!  Whoop!  

It’s 2nd down and 8.

Dave’s last Texas vs A&M call should be in a museum. Couldn’t even announce the field goal was good. “it’s over they win….”

 

 

 

Edited April 10, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[billfromlaketravis 11,536]

41 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dave’s last Texas vs A&M call should be in a museum. Couldn’t even announce the field goal was good. “it’s over they win….”

 

 

 

How in the hell was somebody driving during that game? You gotta pull over and find a tv. 

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19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How in the hell was somebody driving during that game? You gotta pull over and find a tv. 

I always assumed they were out in a field drinking beer listening. 

[Scheiss Meister 8,413]

I got to kind of meet Dave South once.  Navasota Little League didn't have a summer program, so he played in the College Station program one summer.  Steve Kragthorpe was the aggy OC, and his son was on the team, so Steve helped coach.  He was amazing with the boys, and had every one of them working at every position, including pitching.  They all improved greatly and had a ball doing it.  He had some of us dads in the stands charting pitches for pitchers and hitters.  He was in the stands with me one afternoon while I charted my son's pitching when Dave South came up and started talking about the upcoming football season.  Steve asked him nicely to let him finish coaching the kids' game, but South wouldn't let up.  Steve had to get rude about it before a couple of dads who were aggy came over and distracted South, leading him away.  I always remember South as that dick, and enjoyed his constant disappointment.  Kragthorpe,  on the other hand, has always had my admiration and respect.

Edited April 10, 2023 by Scheiss Meister
Ok, so I didn't know how to spell his name. Fixed it.

[DanTheHorn 4,966]

Talking about Steve and dick head aggys.

 

[texifornia 57,162]

[texifornia 57,162]

[Vertigo 20,336]

There it is... a Jimbo backed off. 

[texifornia 57,162]

[SimkinsMan 4,421]

CoastAg's revisionist history on the hiring of Petrino is glorious. And they still have four more months to not just convince themselves that "Big Game Bobby" was Jimbo's first choice, but actually a masterstroke. By the end of fall practice the majority will be convinced that Weigman in the updated offense is a sleeper heisman candidate. 

[texifornia 57,162]

[HtownHorn 14,786]

I love the notion that the guy that hired Addazio, Durkin, and Petrino would go get better assistants the 2nd time around and then they will make it to Atlanta and be a perrinal playoff team. Much like thinking Jimbo can win 10 games this year (year 6), when he's never won 10 games at aggy.

[texifornia 57,162]

[DigglerontheHoof 21,255]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I love the notion that the guy that hired Addazio, Durkin, and Petrino would go get better assistants the 2nd time around and then they will make it to Atlanta and be a perrinal playoff team. Much like thinking Jimbo can win 10 games this year (year 6), when he's never won 10 games at aggy.

 

Here he is studying the new candidates. 

[Scholz 11,965]

Couple things:

They still don’t know how NIL works at all. Still. Or the portal. JFC.

”Wiggy”. Their ability to dork up every GD name is unparalleled in history.

[Park Gothic 5,084]

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I love the notion that the guy that hired Addazio, Durkin, and Petrino would go get better assistants the 2nd time around and then they will make it to Atlanta and be a perrinal playoff team. Much like thinking Jimbo can win 10 games this year (year 6), when he's never won 10 games at aggy.

I love that even the other cult members were completely agog at that comment. At least some of them of near-normal levels of self awareness. 

But holy shit some of the other comments are too ridiculous to be believed. "All we need to do is win 10 games, land a top-10 recruit, and have a top-20 squad on both sides of the ball. Do all that and we're back on track." Brilliant. I don't know why nobody has thought of that before. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,329]

No way do they go 5-0 against Arky, Miami, Miss. State, Auburn, and SC.

[closetojumping 62,883]

This is setting up so fucking hilariously. They can't help but convince themselves that Petrino was the answer all along and that Fisher chose wisely to avoid Garrett Riley. Someone already said it, but by fall, they're going to be convinced that they're going to field an elite offense. 

They're basing all of their hopes on a concussion-prone QB staying healthy, happy, and productive. And that dude may not even start. I'm sure the Weigman family is fucking pumped at this point.

They have a really good chance to open the season 3-0. If that happens, that rollercoaster is going to be pointed almost completely upward.