Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[TheAuditor 1035]

43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Sure he can beat us. Let's see how he does against 25 teams that are better than us! Beating. Us. Is. No. Big. Deal, asshole!

 

Nothing much else to cut and paste from @texifornia' excellent work (Longhorn Frenzy, too). The overall impression is just that they're so strange and hateful. There are dissenting voices and plenty of normal people who don't post on Texags, but that site identifies the soul of that school. 

I've never seen anyone let alone a group speak with such vehemence and genuine scorn about another college football fan group. They are genuinely psychotic when it comes to us. Trying to explain this to someone unfamiliar with them is just about impossible. When I explain to my beloved that the A&M - Texas thing is different because of these traits we all know, it just comes across as me deriding any other football rival.

They really believe that every single one of us is an arrogant dickhead who the entire world hates just as they do.

Another thing I notice how their language doesn't change or evolve. Hype is no longer common usage, but they wear it out. Book it! is another tired thing that most normal people don't use to punctuate an opinion anymore. And, of course, the lying and total disregard for reality.

I'm adding nothing new. I just have to stand back from making fun of them to see just how exceptionally hateful and crazy they are.

 

This is how I view them,  and how I think many of us view them.    They are a caricature of a caricature of a cfb fan base. 

 

[closetojumping 62600]

20 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Totally normal guys. Just not going to use any of the stuff we installed throughout the spring in the spring game. Happens all over the country.

This is consistent with what I relayed here from people around the ATM program. They didn't run any of "Petrino's stuff" because there was nothing new installed this spring. It's the same shit. This spring was about getting Petrino up to snuff on the Jimbo playbook. 

[texifornia 56904]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

This is consistent with what I relayed here from people around the ATM program. They didn't run any of "Petrino's stuff" because there was nothing new installed this spring. It's the same shit. This spring was about getting Petrino up to snuff on the Jimbo playbook. 

[texifornia 56904]

[NoName 16351]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This is consistent with what I relayed here from people around the ATM program. They didn't run any of "Petrino's stuff" because there was nothing new installed this spring. It's the same shit. This spring was about getting Petrino up to snuff on the Jimbo playbook. 

 

Just now, texifornia said:

i'm just waiting for the in depth article after the Miami (Game #2) or Auburn (Game #4) verifying how there are minimal changes to the Texas A&M scheme w/ Petrino based on actual game formations.

[Dbeasy 15045]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

This story did NOT conclude the way I thought it was going to go. Half way through I thought it was finally an Aggie with some self awareness, but nope, just the same ole rollercoaster. Clickety clack. 

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Totally normal guys. Just not going to use any of the stuff we installed throughout the spring in the spring game. Happens all over the country.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Narrator: A lot of those are personalized you imbecile 

Edited April 17, 2023 by JesusSweatDuck

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I came here to make sure this was posted.  It's just so fucking fantastic

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

anyone remember when we didn't see any of Strong's new spread offense, because there wasn't one ? 

[HtownHorn 14676]

Who the fuck is tampering with the aggy OL?

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Who the fuck is tampering with the aggy OL?

Josh Henson (the OL coach that many of them signed to play for) is now at USC

That really is a crazy coincidence though lol. Your program is one of the most vulnerable to poaching and your old OL coach just happen to leave for the most aggressive tampering team

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

5 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Josh Henson (the OL coach that many of them signed to play for) is now at USC

That really is a crazy coincidence though lol. Your program is one of the most vulnerable to poaching and your old OL coach just happen to leave for the most aggressive tampering team

that's just a damn shame 

[NoName 16351]

25 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Josh Henson (the OL coach that many of them signed to play for) is now at USC

That really is a crazy coincidence though lol. Your program is one of the most vulnerable to poaching and your old OL coach just happen to leave for the most aggressive tampering team

plus your current coach is a very well known asshole.

[Laxtonto 12080]

21 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

that's just a damn shame 

 

1 minute ago, NoName said:

plus your current coach is a very well known asshole.

 

27 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Josh Henson (the OL coach that many of them signed to play for) is now at USC

That really is a crazy coincidence though lol. Your program is one of the most vulnerable to poaching and your old OL coach just happen to leave for the most aggressive tampering team

[texifornia 56904]

5 hours ago, NoName said:

Zwerneman not being A&M enough for them is so funny to me.

He went to SHSU and played baseball. but he has written 4 books about A&M. covered the team for 15+ years. he was selected as the person to break Texas/OU to the SEC. he broke the Fran "newsletter". was literally named the national beat writer of the year by the Football Writers Association of America in 2021

he literally met his wife at the Dixie Chicken.

 

Here's the full Jimbo quote. It's so good.

Quote

“If it’s the last question, it (better) be a good question. I don’t need no Houston Chronicle questions. I need a TexAgs question, a good question,” Fisher said during the press conference according to On3. “Sports Illustrated is just as bad. Sports Illustrated? That ain’t a good one either now. That ain’t a good one either.”

“(It) used to be the gold standard. Dadgum,” Fisher said. “Y’all give me flak and I can’t give you flak? Y’all can’t take it. That got personal.”

https://awfulannouncing.com/college-football/jimbo-fisher-houston-chronicle-sports-illustrated-bad-question.html

[NoName 16351]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Here's the full Jimbo quote. It's so good.

https://awfulannouncing.com/college-football/jimbo-fisher-houston-chronicle-sports-illustrated-bad-question.html

yes, calling out the press. what can possibly go wrong here.

[texifornia 56904]

7 minutes ago, NoName said:

yes, calling out the press. what can possibly go wrong here.

Honestly, seems a lot jokier in person, but when you write it out it sounds super petulant.

 

[closetojumping 62600]

Ritz Bitz is a tiny, angry man living in a bubble. He's going full "Kurtz Up the River" here. He's lost all grip on how the outside world perceives any of their nonsense at ATM and thinks he can just say and do as he damned well pleases because nobody inside his bubble is ever telling him anything but how amazing he is. 

I expect the guy to hold a press conference while he's watering his lawn, shirtless, at some point. He's trending towards doing something like beating a complicit Olin Buchanan's ass in public just to show the world who's boss. We might see him show up on the sidelines wearing a cape and a crown before the end of this calendar year.

[DanTheHorn 4922]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

[Plorant 799]

6 hours ago, NoName said:

Zwerneman not being A&M enough for them is so funny to me.

He went to SHSU and played baseball. but he has written 4 books about A&M. covered the team for 15+ years. he was selected as the person to break Texas/OU to the SEC. he broke the Fran "newsletter". was literally named the national beat writer of the year by the Football Writers Association of America in 2021

he literally met his wife at the Dixie Chicken.

 

Yeah, but does he have a jizz jar?

[texifornia 56904]

"What happens if Quinn gets hurt?" well we found one aggy that didn't watch the UT spring game

Edited April 17, 2023 by texifornia

[TheAuditor 1035]

40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ritz Bitz is a tiny, angry man living in a bubble. He's going full "Kurtz Up the River" here. He's lost all grip on how the outside world perceives any of their nonsense at ATM and thinks he can just say and do as he damned well pleases because nobody inside his bubble is ever telling him anything but how amazing he is. 

I expect the guy to hold a press conference while he's watering his lawn, shirtless, at some point. He's trending towards doing something like beating a complicit Olin Buchanan's ass in public just to show the world who's boss. We might see him show up on the sidelines wearing a cape and a crown before the end of this calendar year.

[texifornia 56904]

[Tired Horn 738]

46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ritz Bitz is a tiny, angry man living in a bubble. He's going full "Kurtz Up the River" here. He's lost all grip on how the outside world perceives any of their nonsense at ATM and thinks he can just say and do as he damned well pleases because nobody inside his bubble is ever telling him anything but how amazing he is.

Well, they did sort of make him into a demigod over their tribe ("Don't care, got Jimbo"). I can't wait him to snap and scrawl "exterminate the brutes" before pronouncing final judgment of College Station on his deathbed: "The horror! The horror!" Maybe they can add that one to yell practice.

Edited April 17, 2023 by Tired Horn
typo

[texifornia 56904]

Karen hating Tarp and Deion while Tarp hates Karen and Jimbo makes a Jackson State transfer visiting a delightful event on the 247 boards

[texifornia 56904]

[DanTheHorn 4922]

Only an aggy takes the tweet as a Horn being upset. He such an aggy he does not realize he is being ridiculed. I extracted one of the best responses.

 

Now this is scary because it could not have been said better.

Edited April 17, 2023 by DanTheHorn

[DanTheHorn 4922]

KarenKeyLargo is probably just in love with Jimbo. She was calling in to talk Noles football in 2017. She called the Noles our team. Now twitter account is all aggies.

 

[Deej 76759]

Why does KKL have the Heat Miser as her profile pic?

[SHOOTER12 8800]

I swear one of these days I've got to set up troll accounts at txags and gig 'em...

[Rudiger 1162]

20 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

I hope they get a free one-topping Personal Pan Pizza® with those.

They’d have to be able to read a book for one of those. 

[HtownHorn 14676]

No amount of 9.95 should be worth her toxic presence on that site, but since he are laughing keep bringing it Karen.

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I swear one of these days I've got to set up troll accounts at txags and gig 'em...

Maybe txags is just all the texas trolls we've met along the way 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

I’ve missed too much but here goes:

1) arch talk. Don’t care what they are saying about his talent or performance. The nil stuff is weird since I believe it was said by his family that he turned down any nil this season?  But not surprisingly they are very certain of the 3 million dollar figure, even have it at 2 sig figs of precision. 
 

2) guy had a nice in depth analysis of how 6 of their losses could have been wins if only these few things changed. But oddly neglected to discuss what happens if Arkansas doesn’t fumble at the goal line and have it returned for a td, or if the end of the Miami game went a little differently.  That there is already almost half their wins. I’m sure I could fabricate some bullshit to claim lsu was a couple of plays from winning, too. 

Edited April 18, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[billfromlaketravis 11455]

That LSU game still pisses me off. They had a lot to play for, and the team didn’t bother to show up. 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

For any of them that you see hate on Arch please send them this video of Weigman last year

 

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10853]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I swear one of these days I've got to set up troll accounts at txags and gig 'em...

at our age, don't even try

they set up all kinds of barriers to entry to protect the echochamber

[Lou_Sassle 2874]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

For any of them that you see hate on Arch please send them this video of Weigman last year

 

 

 

Or the video of this year...

[markstanco 12574]

 
 
- Oh, btw, Simms - the "terrible" QB - went 3-0 against A&M. 
- In two of those games, he absolutely torched them, passing for a combined 650+ yards and 6 TD 0 ints.
Whoop!
 

I liked Simms. I guess I didn’t recall him starting those three games, since he and Applewhite swapped a bit.

Trivia question: has any qb beat aggy 4 times like Peter the Great did to ou? Without googling I am drawing a blank.

[HtownHorn 14676]

Simms started every game in his 4 years against aggy, and was 3-1. Simms had Texas up 16-6 and half time of that game.

[ousux 5597]

 

correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the first penalty having to do with the hook 'em sign against a TEXAS reciever that threw it up after a touchdown to the fans in the stands?
why wouldn't we ask why the other team can do the horns down in our player's face and not get a penalty after that?
 

Pretty sure it was one of our players mocking the Tceh guns after a TD and getting a penalty for it during the Mensa years..and then us asking why that's not ok yet horns down is? I could be wrong either way, but the perception that we lobbied to the Big12 to make it a penalty is false aggy wishful thinking...we simply asked for fair officiating. (Not gonna happen in the Rig12 no matter what, but still)

[Viper 12108]

8 hours ago, ousux said:

20 hours ago, tejas60 said:

 

correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the first penalty having to do with the hook 'em sign against a TEXAS reciever that threw it up after a touchdown to the fans in the stands?
why wouldn't we ask why the other team can do the horns down in our player's face and not get a penalty after that?
 

Pretty sure it was one of our players mocking the Tceh guns after a TD and getting a penalty for it during the Mensa years..and then us asking why that's not ok yet horns down is? I could be wrong either way, but the perception that we lobbied to the Big12 to make it a penalty is false aggy wishful thinking...we simply asked for fair officiating. (Not gonna happen in the Rig12 no matter what, but still)

This is correct but earlier Mike Davis (I think) got a penalty for doing the horns up as well. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

 

[BabaYaga 15290]

lol

I bet you will....

[Updawg 2266]

 

He sure is a defensive cunt

[RollLeft 5044]

12 minutes ago, Updawg said:

He sure is a defensive cunt

[SydneyCarton 48075]

34 minutes ago, Updawg said:

He sure is a defensive cunt

Don't forget stupid. He didn't even fathom that Kirschner was mocking Jimbo Fisher, using Fisher's own words, as opposed to mocking Texags. 

[Park Gothic 5017]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

This is correct but earlier Mike Davis (I think) got a penalty for doing the horns up as well. 

Video of what started all this bullshit. It was Mike Davis holstering guns, not doing the horns up. Maybe there's something else out there, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

 

[CashMcCoy 3199]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Yikes. Billy and all the ags in the replies really have never seen this classic LeBron post?