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16 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

5* (who everybody knows is a 3* at best) Arch Manning will definitely flame out!

Also, 5* Reggie McNeal  4* Stephen McGee  5* Kenny Hill  5* Kyler Murray  5* Kyle Allen  4* Trevor Knight  5* Kellen Mond  5* Haynes King  4* Max Johnson  5* Conner Weigman <next man up, fill in the blank> will definitely win a Heisman at Texas A&M due to Coach Franchione's  Sherman's  Sumlin's  Fisher's  Petrino's incredible offensive mind!

Now do running backs.

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How do you think a submissive or masochist feels when you torture them?

 

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8 hours ago, Deej said:

Jimbo, at that moment:

"Gotcha, bitch!!!"

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Posted
13 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Everybody should be torturing Aggy with that. Presented to Jimbo at a ceremony for a coach in the A&M system who had actually won a national championship. Pure fucking yokel Aggie bullshit.

Hell, don't they claim 2 fake national championships too? this rot is rooted deep in their history... 

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18 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

They added a couple of fakes to the wall when they joined the SEC. Apparently it's an SEC tradition. We should add 77, 81, 83 among others.

Hell To Da Naw!

I hope Del Conte puts out a statement appreciating that the SEC allows fakes to be claimed but that we will not be taking the path of the other Texas school since We're Texas and we have an identity of just claiming actual excellence.

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Posted

 

- SoMuchSwag starts off with SoMuchMagnanimity

- Then morphs into SoMuchSkepticism

- And then into SoMuchSelfIncrimination, SoMuchIgnorance, and basically, into SoMuchAg ... 

 

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

- SoMuchSwag starts off with SoMuchMagnanimity

- Then morphs into SoMuchSkepticism

- And then into SoMuchSelfIncrimination, SoMuchIgnorance, and basically, into SoMuchAg ... 

 

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"NIL money"

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Posted
1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

- SoMuchSwag starts off with SoMuchMagnanimity

- Then morphs into SoMuchSkepticism

- And then into SoMuchSelfIncrimination, SoMuchIgnorance, and basically, into SoMuchAg ... 

 

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Surprised aggy got a part right.

the word “bought”

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Posted
33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They were brave when all others were timid. Aggie manful manliness on every front.

"Give me a platoon of Texas aggies, and I will show you the most homoerotic group blowjobs in the history of the military for our boys returning from the front."


 - General Patton

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Posted
21 hours ago, Deej said:

If Arch had committed to aggy 

Look in on Cooper Manning a year ago when he saw a call from 979 area code:

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He then showed his phone and who was calling to Arch's Mom:

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On 4/24/2023 at 10:34 AM, Bill Lumbergh said:

I have always found it difficult to enjoy aggy misery as much when we're awful.

aggy is out here believing that our true freshman backup (possibly 3rd string) QB not lighting things up in the spring game is the house to throw rocks in while ignoring that their likely starter's stats in their game should be pretty damn concerning.

their unbounded delusion has caused them to gloss over maalik - only 10 days later are we seeing the occasional 2%er mention him

i was very worried aggy would carpe diem and come heavy and hard - they still could - but they can't keep their mouths shut and if they put a heavy bag on the table we would be hearing about it

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I didn't hilight it, but the guy responding to A&M have five inbound portal players by saying it's actually nine! Five scholarship and four PWOs who would be scholarship players at Colorado!

Bold talk for a 5-7 team's fan.

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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

So he dismisses Colorado's 1990 championship as being virtually the same as aggy's 1939 championship because it is too far away, and then proceeds to talk about their (NCAA infraction fueled) 1992 and 1994 seasons? 

aggy just has a nonlinear perception of time due to their superior education, intellect, and linguistic skills. Pretty soon, jimbo will be hoisting the natty, and texags will transition to posts that look like this

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They could have even put a year on the natty trophy they gave jimbo, but they didn't want to seem arrogant

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4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

So he dismisses Colorado's 1990 championship as being virtually the same as aggy's 1939 championship because it is too far away, and then proceeds to talk about their (NCAA infraction fueled) 1992 and 1994 seasons? 

2 years is an eternity ya stupid sip!

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Those last couple screenshots are like mortar shells going off in my mind of the rhythmic clacking as the coaster climbs the tracks

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A perennial contender is awesome if that person really believes that.

My math may be wrong but are there any current aggy students that were born after the last conference championship? Maybe so. But they don’t remember.
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Edit to add that A&M is 4-6 versus Colorado in a series that began in 1995.
 
The fact they've convinced themselves aggy pwo's are better quality than CU's scholarship players sounds too good to be true. Is this real life?
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52 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah aggy, nil deals are really hampering these athletes from moving around. Great take. Portal is mostly empty. 

Aggy is going to the portal after Deion and going to find it like the old rep lounge on shaggy after @RamjetFDO and his ilk desecrated the upholstery with questionable hookers and whatever comes out of bert after a wild night.

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Arch has absolutely broken these poor bastards before he ever plays a down. An unathletic Tyrone Swoopes.. Can't fathom how he doesn't do NIL. Just imagine when he beats Weigman in 2024.

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Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, markstanco said:


A perennial contender is awesome if that person really believes that.

My math may be wrong but are there any current aggy students that were born after the last conference championship? Maybe so. But they don’t remember.

Aggy are always perineum contenders. Taint no doubt about it.

(oh, and their last Conference Championship was 1998 - 25 years ago).

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Posted
2 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Great news!  By Jan 2025, when they are 8 years and $100M invested in the coaching staff, they'll know if Jimbo is the guy.

Of course, they won't know any more then than the rest of the world knows now, but a 2-year (or longer) lag in getting the joke is about par for aggy.  

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I like how the "We (at NIL consulting firm) think Arch could be worth $X" = Arch is reportedly getting $X! to those morons.  They seriously believe everything they read on the internet.  

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Heh. This coming from a fan of the school now closing in on a full century of ineptitude. 

Well you see 2005 is so long ago that it is just like their 1939 championship since things are so different now with NIL, transfer portal and the fact they have Jimbo.

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34 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Well you see 2005 is so long ago that it is just like their 1939 championship since things are so different now with NIL, transfer portal and the fact they have Jimbo.

Time really is a flat circlejerk!

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