Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Viper 12,109]

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

[TexasRenegade 2,435]

Nvm

Edited June 16, 2023 by TexasRenegade

[DigglerontheHoof 21,200]

They are so predictably stupid. 

[BigHornedLurker 1,940]

What do they expect, some team has to lower their strength of schedule and play A$M 

[Horn117 648]

17 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

All aggy got was a thumb... 😂😂😂

 

 

[Horn117 648]

Take a fucking break Greg.

 

[Redneck Mutha 7,956]

By my calculation, Texas 2024 schedule features:

2022 national champ (aggy does not) 

2 2022 playoff teams (aggy plays 0)

3 2022 teams that won 11+ games (aggy plays 0)

8 2022 bowl teams, would have been 9 had aggy not shit the bed (aggy plays 8 )

 

tl, dr; fuck aggy for being one of the 4 easiest games on our schedule and fucking up our 2024 SoS.

[Orange&White 5,528]

It’s the same people that think the SEC left GA and AL off of aggies schedule to protect Alabama and GA from having to play the aggies.

[Bevo14 8,312]

8 hours ago, Orange&White said:

It’s the same people that think the SEC left GA and AL off of aggies schedule to protect Alabama and GA from having to play the aggies.

And the same people that think the earth is flat

[UDontKnow 10,446]

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

And the same people that think the earth is flat

[RomaVicta 29,909]

Mr. TV, showing solidarity with the homeless here, explains how the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are set to join the elite in the SEC. From Texags, responses:

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,247]

12 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Mr. TV, showing solidarity with the homeless here, explains how the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are set to join the elite in the SEC. From Texags, responses:

 

I mean, Billy/aggy says this every year.  Just til' Hugh Freese walks into aggyland and beats Dumbo in week 1 of conference play.

[msucolt45 4,062]

Billy has to keep that $$$ rolling in somehow, now that the government has stopped giving out free money to small businesses.

Hook’em!!!

[EastTexan 662]

52 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Mr. TV, showing solidarity with the homeless here, explains how the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are set to join the elite in the SEC. From Texags, responses:

 

pretty damn funny. glad it wasn't the full segment. can only stand so much of loochie. what a douche.

[RomaVicta 29,909]

2 hours ago, EastTexan said:

pretty damn funny. glad it wasn't the full segment. can only stand so much of loochie. what a douche.

Yep. Maybe I should have put a note about that in the post. Within boundaries of tolerance for yokel blather. Under one minute.

[General Specific 3,262]

pretty damn funny. glad it wasn't the full segment. can only stand so much of loochie. what a douche.

Thanks ChatGTP:

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[WBT 20,579]

So first he says that everyone knows there is a SEC team every year that joins Alabama and Georgia on the top level.  Since when?

Then he says that one team last year was Tennessee and also LSU.

[Hank Chinaski 6,315]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

So first he says that everyone knows there is a SEC team every year that joins Alabama and Georgia on the top level.  Since when?

Then he says that one team last year was Tennessee and also LSU.

[ousux 5,597]

Billy has to keep that $$$ rolling in somehow, now that the government has stopped giving out free money to small businesses.

Hook’em!!!

Yes, people staying home during a pandemic with nothing better to do than texaggy.com all day long was devastating for his business model.

So glad American taxpayer money was there to help a bro in a great time of need.

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Mr. TV, showing solidarity with the homeless here, explains how the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are set to join the elite in the SEC. From Texags, responses:

 

How many fucking years in a row has Looch been making this same bullshit claim, that the ags are right there, about to join the elite?

Why the fuck would anyone listen to that dumbshit?

Edited June 18, 2023 by TrashMaster G

[Radical Larry 28,623]

[Scholz 11,943]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why the fuck would anyone listen to that dumbshit?

It’s better than their reality. That’s how cults work.

[Wishbone 4,762]

23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

How many fucking years in a row has Looch been making this same bullshit claim, that the ags are right there, about to join the elite?

Why the fuck would anyone listen to that dumbshit?

It’s just aggy noise. Nothing to see. Or give a shit about. Same ‘ol.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,721]

[HtownHorn 14,685]

Ironic Brauny mentioned player's parking lot, like where does he think those cars came from?

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

Ironic Brauny mentioned player's parking lot, like where does he think those cars came from?

Also, a very weird comment considering Bijan had the most publicized ride of any player in college football.

[Vertigo 20,287]

It's funny because they literally pin their summer recruiting hopes on a pool party in an apartment complex.

[Sejjr 3,246]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

It's funny because they literally pin their summer recruiting hopes on a pool party in an apartment complex.

Aggy is all about substance over style, bro. That pool party at the complex is for true football players, guys that will bleed for the program. They don’t care about the shiny toys. 
 

then they get their shit pushed in by…Appalachian State

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

4 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Aggy is all about substance over style, bro. That pool party at the complex is for true football players, guys that will bleed for the program. They don’t care about the shiny toys. 
 

then they get their shit pushed in by…Appalachian State

Recruits aren’t impressed by high-end steakhouses these days. They just want whatever chef Terry Price has grilling while they listen to NIL pitches on how to push 15% off sunflower seeds.

[Pato del Muerto 52,503]

It’s a shame that looking at a few cars was the entirety of the weekend activities. 

[SydneyCarton 48,108]

Was hoping we’d see some tears about Tyanthony Smith crystal balls. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

[Texasrocks 2,134]

As if aggies know anything about style or substance.

[Born Burnt 6,178]

As if aggies know anything about style or substance.

Oh, they have their own style.

[Napoleon 8,682]

22 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

As if aggies know anything about style or substance.

They don’t know style.

They don’t know substance.

[Tylerocks 2,553]

How soon they forget the "swagcopter"

 

Dorks.

[Scholz 11,943]

45 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

They don’t know style.

They don’t know substance.

No hat or cattle?

[Napoleon 8,682]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

No hat or cattle?

No drip. No dick.

.

.

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And complete shit for brains. 

[markstanco 12,577]

Aggy making fun of 2024 OOC with “Michigan May be good but they aren’t SEC”.

Okay, do ap state next you dipshit.

[RomaVicta 29,909]

 

Has any group of people ever been so smug with so little reason?

All their SEC member smugness is about to dissolve. Poor Aggies.

[RomaVicta 29,909]

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Aggy making fun of 2024 OOC with “Michigan May be good but they aren’t SEC”.

Okay, do ap state next you dipshit.

Aggies: App State isn't SEC good either, you stupid t-sipper. What a dumb question.

[Pato del Muerto 52,503]

I actually prefer grilled tofu as the protein on pad Thai. Something about the texture fits the dish better than meats. 

[RomaVicta 29,909]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I actually prefer grilled tofu as the protein on pad Thai. Something about the texture fits the dish better than meats. 

Where's your very secure manly manfulness, man? Here, have some butter-boiled chicken and brisket a hyena would find difficult to chew. Football! Trucks! Tight jeans! Miltary school!

[Herpa Derpa 6,126]

23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Where's your very secure manly manfulness, man? Here, have some butter-boiled chicken and brisket a hyena would find difficult to chew. Football! Trucks! Tight jeans! Military school!

Don't forget total subservience to a bitch.

[BurntOrange&White 39,933]

13 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

How many fucking years in a row has Looch been making this same bullshit claim, that the ags are right there, about to join the elite?

Why the fuck would anyone listen to that dumbshit?

It predates him and its this long:

 

[Armybrat 40,850]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

No hat or cattle?

Plenty of sheep though.

[TexasTroll 454]

3 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

As if aggies know anything about style or substance.

Or Tufo

[Elmer_Fudd 22,247]

Weren't these idiots having recruits pose for a picture holding a marlin or some other kind of big fish?

[Sgt Hulk 13,717]

4 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Oh, they have their own style.

Jesus h fucking Christ what is that 

[Scholz 11,943]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Has any group of people ever been so smug with so little reason?

Too stupid to know they’re stupid.

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias whereby people with low ability, expertise, or experience regarding a type of task or area of knowledge tend to overestimate their ability or knowledge.