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Thread title change was timely and apropos. There are some serious bitches in the SEC, and they are clearly concerned with a Texas that is finally fully weaponized. 

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Just now, Sejjr said:

Thread title change was timely and apropos. There are some serious bitches in the SEC, and they are clearly concerned with a Texas that is finally fully weaponized. 

SEC fans are certainly showing their female side

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6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Love all the talk of Sark’s past drinking while ignoring how brutally hungover Bilbo looks in every damn picture 😂

If they weren’t worried about Sark they wouldn’t post about him.

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28 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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So Cali_Goon just makes shit up.  Noted.  I appreciate how this board calls out morons that just make shit up (looking at you Mailbox).

I think these guys think that every QB at texas is making a mil per year. Let them think that.

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2 hours ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

Loving all these sec schools crying 

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“As long as the alumni medal..” LOL 

It’s nice that the LSU football program (Woodward has done a nice job overall) actually has a high-functioning adult at the helm for the first time in two decades (and the two schlemiels they had previously still won titles), but it will be a cold day in hell before I ever give a shit what those dumbfucks see when they look at other programs and assess the men running them.

Anyway, I’ve said it plenty, but thank you to @texifornia for creating this marvelous thread. Seemed like we reached a milestone when the SEC schedule was released a couple weeks ago. Expanding the scope was worthwhile. It truly is the most entertaining place on this site. I hope whatever is going on at twitter doesn't stymie the flow of information in this critical space or on the recruiting threads. Thanks to @Longhornfrenzy and all who contribute as well. I appreciate it.

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2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Some pure-uncut aggy stuff here….lamenting that the cult indoctrination didn’t fully take with the kid, then calling him out as a cuck, while forgetting/ignoring that their beloved Jimbo is actually the same. Flawless. 

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I see they're counting their made-up mnc's as real things.  That's a classic aggy move right there.  While they were dreaming up championships from 100 years ago, why not come up with a few more?

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My favorite of their bedtime stories is when aggy bitch Camo gets to tell off a dumb sip about the war they won in the 1940s. I’m sure that is based in reality as much as their other fun claims. 

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15 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

My favorite of their bedtime stories is when aggy bitch Camo gets to tell off a dumb sip about the war they won in the 1940s. I’m sure that is based in reality as much as their other fun claims. 

That’s why Army was so bad during the mid 1940s I guess.  

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LSU sainted Kelly because he beat Saban once, but they’ll overlook every red flag. Getting a kid killed. Yelling at his players until he has a mild stroke on the sidelines. Getting destroyed in the playoffs. Leaving Notre Dame without a single assistant following him. No showing against aggy when they had a ton to play for. Can’t lock up Louisiana recruiting. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

They are very confident for a group that watched a 4-7 aggy team beat them up when they had a chance to win the west. 

They already clinched the SEC West, but a playoff berth was very much on the table. Beat aggy and Georgia and they would have been in. 

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Weak in and out gets you an 8-4 record padded by FCS wins and a .500 SEC record. Aggie knows 8-4.

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Should be? Based on what? Oh, I forgot, Facilities Facilities Facilities, the stupendous pool party, and the fact that Texas is actually tu.

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This jaybird forgot why the "Modern Era" Starts in 1975. Either that, or he just doesn't care enough about Aggie excuses to commit them all to memory. Anyway, since the Forties.

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We won the next three games in a row as well. The Aggies were eking out 1 win a decade.

After their impressive run during the FedEx years, here's what this century looks like:

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I like the visual representation of Burnt Orange dominance. I'll enjoy their abject horror when it resumes and we destroy Jimbo's Failing Circus at Kroger.

I could only skim the posts after this. Either 70% of the LSU posters are sleeper Aggies or the Aggies have done a nice job of brainwashing some of the SEC types. It will be fun when Longhorns arrive at or host games, and rival fans have their low expectations of us arrogant, toxic pricks easily dashed. 

The Aggies said you were the worst! 

They can't help it. They're Aggies. Need another beer?

 

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21 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They already clinched the SEC West, but a playoff berth was very much on the table. Beat aggy and Georgia and they would have been in. 

LSU already had two losses with one of those being an absolute fucking beat down by Tennessee, before both A&M and Georgia both piled on the ass kickings, LSU was an average teams getting over hyped for beating a weak Bama. If LSU had managed to beat Georgia and that’s a big fucking if just like TCU getting in over KSU, UGA would have gone to the CFP over LSU.

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44 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Weak in and out gets you an 8-4 record padded by FCS wins and a .500 SEC record. Aggie knows 8-4.

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Should be? Based on what? Oh, I forgot, Facilities Facilities Facilities, the stupendous pool party, and the fact that Texas is actually tu.

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This jaybird forgot why the "Modern Era" Starts in 1975. Either that, or he just doesn't care enough about Aggie excuses to commit them all to memory. Anyway, since the Forties.

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We won the next three games in a row as well. The Aggies were eking out 1 win a decade.

After their impressive run during the FedEx years, here's what this century looks like:

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I like the visual representation of Burnt Orange dominance. I'll enjoy their abject horror when it resumes and we destroy Jimbo's Failing Circus at Kroger.

I could only skim the posts after this. Either 70% of the LSU posters are sleeper Aggies or the Aggies have done a nice job of brainwashing some of the SEC types. It will be fun when Longhorns arrive at or host games, and rival fans have their low expectations of us arrogant, toxic pricks easily dashed. 

The Aggies said you were the worst! 

They can't help it. They're Aggies. Need another beer?

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Every time an aggy starts harping about the series being tied since they were born, just ask them if they are counting all of their NCAA sanction years in that math. They will scoot on out of there like a giant shart hit them ASAP. 

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After reading through some of these threads a simple question needs to be asked.  
 

Have you all seen or heard one “TU” fan get butt hurt over horns down?   I haven’t.    I laugh about.    I roll my eyes about aggy and other schools making a big deal about us thinking it’s a big deal. 

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I’m furiously masturbating to all this fanfiction that these enemy fanbases have about us.  After being shit on for the past decade+ it is going to be a rude awakening for these cocksuckers when we start steamrolling them all.  Make no mistake, the Death Star is nearly fully operational.

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Frank Wilson appears to be the only long term Louisiana guy on Kelly's staff. Their safeties, DL, and CB coaches had never coached in Louisiana before being hired by LSU. I know NIL is a huge factor, but bringing in coaches with zero experience in state probably isn't a winning strategy. 

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Good lord, that's a big yikes.

If they are watching Ovie film, maybe someone should send them the clip of the 3rd and long Sanders run against OSU last year.  Blood pressure is rising just thinking about it.

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My god…he’ll never watch the games because it is “cancer” to him to watch a bunch of kids he doesn’t know that attend his alma mater play football against a bunch of kids he doesn’t know that attend another school?

Maybe take it easy, guy? This is psychotic shit. We’ve really (inadvertently) skull-fucked a bunch of these guys. 

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