Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Hagbard Celine 10850]

On 7/9/2023 at 12:29 PM, texifornia said:

"texas won a lot of those early games because cheater coaches like royal had 350 scholarship players and gamed the system"

[msucolt45 4055]

Those f’ng yokels still bring up the “military” school affiliation around the 40’s, even though both the actual “Army and Navy” schools dominated college football in the early 40s to 50s. Hell we played Navy in 1963 for the NC!!!

Bunch of “Fish Camp” regurgitated retards!!!

Hook’em!!!

[Carl Spackler 3479]

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Those f’ng yokels still bring up the “military” school affiliation around the 40’s, even though both the actual “Army and Navy” schools dominated college football in the early 40s to 50s. Hell we played Navy in 1963 for the NC!!!

Bunch of “Fish Camp” regurgitated retards!!!

Hook’em!!!

Fact.

From 1941 through 1965, Army's record was 158-62-13.  Army won three NC's during that period.

Over the same time frame, Navy went 130-90-17,  played in 1 NCG (as you note), and finished in the AP top 5 seven times.

[BigHorn'13 3363]

stupid sips. Obviously somebody had to go off and fight them China islanders during that time period.

/ aggy probably

[Bevo14 8303]

6 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Those f’ng yokels still bring up the “military” school affiliation around the 40’s, even though both the actual “Army and Navy” schools dominated college football in the early 40s to 50s. Hell we played Navy in 1963 for the NC!!!

Bunch of “Fish Camp” regurgitated retards!!!

Hook’em!!!

aggy wages some impressive misinformation campaigns. I've had random unaffiliated people outside of Texas parrot the "military school" shit and the scholarship thing to me before. I guess you need to do something when you're a fan of the most inept athletic program in college sports.

Edited July 13, 2023 by Bevo14

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

5 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Fact.

From 1941 through 1965, Army's record was 158-62-13.  Army won three NC's during that period.

Over the same time frame, Navy went 130-90-17,  played in 1 NCG (as you note), and finished in the AP top 5 seven times.

Army's winning percentage (.706) was 8th overall and Navy's winning percentage was .584, which was 38th overall. 

For reference, aggy was 106-132-16 (.449, 108th overall) over that period.

[texifornia 56863]

Bayou kittens

[texifornia 56863]

[texifornia 56863]

[markstanco 12571]

18 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Keep up? With who? Vanderbilt?

Just about any other SEC team and the proper phrase would be "try to catch up." You really can't grasp that you're not among the elite of the SEC. 

This thread should have some gold in it next week during SEC media days.  I am guessing aggy will be picked 3rd in the West, but if they vote Arkie in 3rd that would be delicious. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

LSU education coming in hot!

"their reporting goes hand-in-hand with how arrogant and conceded the entire Texas fanbase is ..."

 

[RomaVicta 29902]

They're wise to concede. 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

6 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

stupid sips. Obviously somebody had to go off and fight them China islanders during that time period.

/ aggy probably

I thought it was the Funky Samoans.

[Stinkpalm 687]

Is it still considered “negative recruiting” when those other coaches he talked to were the other coaches on Jimbo’s staff?

[HtownHorn 14663]

Texas is running 4th for McKinley. No one actually believes this bullshit.

[deft 6837]

Army's winning percentage (.706) was 8th overall and Navy's winning percentage was .584, which was 38th overall. 
For reference, aggy was 106-132-16 (.449, 108th overall) over that period.

Yeah but how bad would army’s record have been during this time period if: aggy allowed co-ed students, that durn cheater dkr hadn’t signed every single male in Texas and the surrounding states, and aggy hasn’t been out single-handedly saving the world from nazis?

Advantage: aggy

[texifornia 56863]

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Incredible.  A couple of months ago, most of that fanbase was ready to commit mass suicide.  They land a few recruits and suddenly they're ready to give Jimbo another extension.  It's equal parts frightening and reassuring that they really do not ever change.

[texifornia 56863]

[Duane Moore 5237]

What are they talking about here? It sounds like Ketch is saying Davis (Weston?) is flipping to us?

[texifornia 56863]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

What are they talking about here? It sounds like Ketch is saying Davis (Weston?) is flipping to us?

Myles Davis committing to aggy. Ketch talking out his ass about it does track.

[Bevo14 8303]

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Incredible.  A couple of months ago, most of that fanbase was ready to commit mass suicide.  They land a few recruits and suddenly they're ready to give Jimbo another extension.  It's equal parts frightening and reassuring that they really do not ever change.

They are welcome to keep Jimbo forever.

[texifornia 56863]

Edited July 13, 2023 by texifornia

[kwood4408 756]

So their own savior QB that is the size of Quinn isn’t SEC ready then, cool.

[texifornia 56863]

[Fondren & Main 6702]

Texags reads like a Russian trollbot farm.  I mean if I hadn't met several of these doofuses in real life I'd try to justify that there is no way these are real people.  For fuck's sake.

[Elmer_Fudd 22202]

Doubt the staff has to do much shit talking about aggy.  5-7 in year five of the messiah Dumbo with a home loss to a G5 school says it all.

Edited July 13, 2023 by Elmer_Fudd

[pacman 7355]

Ah, the typical aggy flip. They've transitioned from Murphy is overrated as a recruit to an obvious 10 win quarterback. All because he is currently a backup at Texas.

Edited July 13, 2023 by pacman

[deft 6837]

He’s also sec ready. Might want to jot that down.

[SydneyCarton 48054]

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Texags reads like a Russian trollbot farm.  I mean if I hadn't met several of these doofuses in real life I'd try to justify that there is no way these are real people.  For fuck's sake.

I mean, this makes sense when you you realize 90% of their reading comes from FB posts pushing shit from Russian troll farms. 

[RomaVicta 29902]

Of course. We weren't thinking that we wanted to be as successful as we have been at times in this century. No. We were aiming higher than that just hoping and praying we could attain A&M's level of success and adroit handling of coaching hires.

With all that bling, this genius must be second in command to Miss Reveille. 

1, 2, 3:

The fourth fake is the facilities thing. Anybody want to trade stadiums?

"They" must be the guys who have a euphemism for losing, incessantly blame the refs in every sport when they do lose (run out of time, get outscored), and have concocted a strange notion of a "modern era" of football to disguise their decades of utter futility against the school against whom they've called a jihad. 

Not. According. To. Jimbo. Dumbass.

No. I wouldn't know about it if the Aggies weren't going full shrill. We have lost to those teams and Kansas. Not App State when we started the year ranked #6 and certain that Haynes King would return to continue the championship season sadly cut short the year before by injury.

Nobody cares about this stupid Big 12 dig but aggy.

This guy figured it all out on his own then shared for those not as bright as himself. 

If delusion, idiocy, and blind faith in lies were painful, College Station would need a supertanker of morphine delivered monthly.

[msucolt45 4055]

Get used to it aggy. Now that “Daddy” is in your conference, you literally have ZERO recruiting advantage over the Longhorns.

Suck it - aggy and back to your role in the universe.

Hook’em!!!

[Sejjr 3246]

It really is amazing how much aggy gets giddy over recruiting rankings. Their unfettered glee at lofty recruiting rankings is not about adding elite talent to their team, but rather it is the only time that they can say "see, people like us!" They constantly bitch and moan about the great conspiracy of the 'Sip controlled recruiting services, while hanging all of their self-worth on these same rankings until reality slaps them in the face come October. Rinse, repeat, forever. 

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

1 minute ago, Sejjr said:

It really is amazing how much aggy gets giddy over recruiting rankings. Their unfettered glee at lofty recruiting rankings is not about adding elite talent to their team, but rather it is the only time that they can say "see, people like us!" They constantly bitch and moan about the great conspiracy of the 'Sip controlled recruiting services, while hanging all of their self-worth on these same rankings until reality slaps them in the face come October. Rinse, repeat, forever. 

I’ve often thought, while reading these posts obsessing over team recruiting rankings (for which there is no consensus and plenty of subjectivity), “do they realize that recruiting isn’t the actual sport? Like, they understand that actual football games are played, right?”

But you’re probably right, they must mistake recruiting wins for affirmation of their bizarre culture, which they crave over all else.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

"Texas has always abhored competition."

How does one even hold this thought in their mind, given that Texas has won 11 NCAA national championships across multiple sports since the Aggies won their last one in 2017?

 

Edited July 14, 2023 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Etexhorn13 3045]

The bottom line is that this thread is almost too stupid to read. I know a few normal aggies (2%ers to be sure) but man does their collective just poison the well for the rest of them. 

[Hornlover 8829]

From today's NYT Crossword puzzle. 

(Spoilered in case some of y'all haven't completed today's yet)

 

Spoiler

 

 

[markstanco 12571]

Doubt the staff has to do much shit talking about aggy.  5-7 in year five of the messiah Dumbo with a home loss to a G5 school says it all.

He is getting paid like a meteorologist. Right, wrong, who cares. Cash that Friday check Jimbo. No care if wrong though. Contract says so.

[texifornia 56863]

9 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

From today's NYT Crossword puzzle. 

(Spoilered in case some of y'all haven't completed today's yet)

 

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And another SEC hint matching it on the left, Hanh Huyhn must be a football fan.

[Nivek 16923]

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I’ve often thought, while reading these posts obsessing over team recruiting rankings (for which there is no consensus and plenty of subjectivity), “do they realize that recruiting isn’t the actual sport? Like, they understand that actual football games are played, right?”

But you’re probably right, they must mistake recruiting wins for affirmation of their bizarre culture, which they crave over all else.

They win every spring game, every off-season, and every game they don't qualify to play in.   Which part of that do you not understand?  

They have a losing record vs. Texas at their own stadium, and they still think of it as an advantage.  

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

12 minutes ago, Nivek said:

They win every spring game, every off-season, and every game they don't qualify to play in.   Which part of that do you not understand?  

I mean, I don’t understand almost anything about them, and I consider that a really good thing.

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

6 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Texags reads like a Russian trollbot farm.  I mean if I hadn't met several of these doofuses in real life I'd try to justify that there is no way these are real people.  For fuck's sake.

This…..what a bunch of brain-washed low-esteemed clowns over there.

[Carl Spackler 3479]

7 hours ago, deft said:

He’s also sec ready. Might want to jot that down.

And you know damn well that just 12 months ago, 100% of those inbred idiots were saying that Haynes King, who made a scarecrow look chiseled, was SEC ready.  

[texifornia 56863]

[Focht Up 631]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"You guys are so horrible to deal with"

Again,  a vague statement with no actual examples to back it up.  It's a nice example of their rampant dishonesty 

 

[Born Burnt 6177]

[Scholz 11938]

And of course ignoring those 2 games last year when our opponents went unpenalized. By the same crew. But yeah it’s a false narrative.

[SydneyCarton 48054]

“They didn’t leave the Big 12, they left Texas.” 
 

someone needs to explain to them how conferences work. 

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

11 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

And you know damn well that just 12 months ago, 100% of those inbred idiots were saying that Haynes King, who made a scarecrow look chiseled, was SEC ready.  

Where is Haynes King?

[texifornia 56863]

18 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Where is Haynes King?

Georgia Tech