Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[NoName 16370]

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

"Wait until the other fanbases get a taste of TU fans." - In my travels over the last two weeks across the SEC country, I had numerous conversations with people asking me about aggies and their weirdness and also telling me how excited they are to have Texas and OU joining the conference. Damned near all of the conversations that turned to sports were fun and interesting. What are these rubes expecting Texas fans to do to these other fanbases? Piss on their crowds? Steal their girlfriends? Beat their kids? It's just idiotic. 

this is the one i don't get.

they think Texas fans are going to be super entitled after the worst decade in program history?

...more entitled than UGA fans after the last 2 years? than Alabama since Saban became coach? LSU fans, just in general? Ole Miss fans? really, come on.

there are always the ones who think they are "normal" that in reality are the ones that weird everyone out.

how can they have dumb shit like THIS going on for decades:

and think anyone else is the problem?

 

[Vertigo 20311]

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

"TU throwing its weight around" is another one, directly in those fresh posts from LHF. God, it is delicious that they believe this shit.

Wouldn't the media days being held in Dallas also benefit them? I guess they missed that part. 

[closetojumping 62786]

The Olin Buchanan thing is just fucking greatness. Can you imagine being Brett McMurphy and that pinheaded dork aggressively confronts you over something so irrelevant? 

[hook me 2103]

58 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What are these rubes expecting Texas fans to do to these other fanbases? Piss on their crowds? Steal their girlfriends? Beat their kids? It's just idiotic. 

Wait, we're not doing this anymore? 

[Longhornfrenzy 5829]

[SydneyCarton 48150]

I'd love to see one of them explain how the Texas A&M "system" would have a greater presence in Dallas-Fort worth than the University of Texas. They think Tarleton state is carrying weight and pushing out high end graduates?

Fun fact, I had to look up where Texas A&M International was, and while on their website I learned that apparently this is their hand sign:

https://www.tamiu.edu/

No shit, it's right there on the homepage on an image carousel. 

[Scholz 11956]

35 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Wouldn't the media days being held in Dallas also benefit them? I guess they missed that part. 

They’d rather be inconvenienced as long as we are too. They truly hate us more than they like themselves. It’s always been that way but our move to the SEC has broken them. They’re absolutely psychotic now.

[tejas60 3534]

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

wood

 

also, can somebody help that guy find his ring?

 

[gernblansten 3197]

One of the main factors in the 100 year decision was we had a gentlemen's agreement that SEC Media Day would be in Trinity after we played 12 seasons in the SEC! It's a slap in the face to the 12th man to now kneel down to the sips and shift to Dallas! /aggy

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

Good god…where the conference HQ is located, who gets the first home game, who’s the “real UT”, etc…does anyone actually give a flying fuck about any of the things that these guys obsess over? I can’t imagine caring about any of these things. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5829]

[Scholz 11956]

Still can’t wrap their pin heads around Bilbo being a lying used car salesman 🤣

Also is “momentum” the new word for roller coaster?

[Longhornfrenzy 5829]

[RomaVicta 29986]

I'll take Hysterical, Terrified, Whiny Bitches Regarding Texas for $400, Alex.

 

Who is Texas A&M, Missouri, and Colorado?

That's correct. You have the board.

Thanks. I'll take Laughable Honor Codes for $100.

 

Also, it was obvious the writer meant Lone Star State as soon as you read it. Aggies will now add this to the persecution of Texas throwing its weight around to (gasp!) have media days in Texas near College Station, rotate the SEC Championship Game to Texas near A&M, and move SEC HQ to Dallas which is relatively near A&M. Using mind control on the poor dupes of the SEC to get them to vote against their own interests.

Sips destroying everything! Run away! Run away!

[RabidM 2668]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

What pathetic straw grasping... like no leader has ever had to deal with discipline issues.  No great military leader has ever had to whip his troops into shape.  LAWL

[Vertigo 20311]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd love to see one of them explain how the Texas A&M "system" would have a greater presence in Dallas-Fort worth than the University of Texas. They think Tarleton state is carrying weight and pushing out high end graduates?

Fun fact, I had to look up where Texas A&M International was, and while on their website I learned that apparently this is their hand sign:

https://www.tamiu.edu/

No shit, it's right there on the homepage on an image carousel. 

Holy shit! This is on their banner movie. Also, I had to look this up... A&M International's campus is in the exotic local of Laredo, Texas. 

 

Edited July 17, 2023 by Vertigo

[SydneyCarton 48150]

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Holy shit! This is on their banner movie. Also, I had to look this up... A&M International's campus is in the exotic local of Laredo, Texas. 

 

Did you think I was lying to you?

[bad_teammate 13224]

I love the whole "Bobby Petrino didn't come here to just run Jimbo's plays!" thing, like Petrino is someone they poached from Georgia or something. They poached him from Missouri State. And he wasn't there because of the scandal, he was already past that and he was there because he was fired from Louisville after Round 2 there and going 2-8 in his final year.

Bobby Petrino: The God of Football Who Don't Take No Shit from Nobody!

[cafe society 2872]

I think I'm going to need an interpreter or a judge's ruling on this: 

Dallas is a nice fit because it's like Houston combined with the false sense of superiority and misleading ostentatious veneer of a place like Oxford.

[RomaVicta 29986]

I take extreme pride in our misleading ostentatious veneer. 

[ATXhorn17 1626]

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

"Quinn's a kid with faith and struggles with being in Austin."

After all, it's REALLY a struggle as a red-blooded 20 year old to coexist with all the heathens in Austin. I bet Quinn prays for forgiveness everyday as he collects millions in NIL and drives around in his Aston Martin with his bleach-blonde Chi Omega girlfriend.

Edited July 17, 2023 by ATXhorn17

[Hank_Hill 18893]

Imagine giving two shits where some press conferences are held. 

[texifornia 57079]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

"Quinn's a kid with faith and struggles with being in Austin."

After all, it's REALLY a struggle as a red-blooded 20 year old to coexist with all the heathens in Austin. I bet Quinn prays for forgiveness everyday as he collects millions in NIL and drives around in his Aston Martin with his bleach-blonde Chi Omega girlfriend.

It's like the Oklahoma fans that can't fathom Lincoln Riley liking his Palos Verdes estate and being a rich famous dude in LA more than good ole salt of the earth OKC.

"Buh buh buh taxes! Homeless!"

[Nivek 16982]

3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Good god…where the conference HQ is located, who gets the first home game, who’s the “real UT”, etc…does anyone actually give a flying fuck about any of the things that these guys obsess over? I can’t imagine caring about any of these things. 

What you expect them to obsess over championships or wins?  This is all they have, lest you visit their hall of championships.

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

I’m mildly surprised 2024 Media Days won’t be at The Star or Jerryworld. Mild rebuke of Jerrah. 

[SydneyCarton 48150]

18 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

"Quinn's a kid with faith and struggles with being in Austin."

After all, it's REALLY a struggle as a red-blooded 20 year old to coexist with all the heathens in Austin. I bet Quinn prays for forgiveness everyday as he collects millions in NIL and drives around in his Aston Martin with his bleach-blonde Chi Omega girlfriend.

Pretty sure we learned that Ewers’s girlfriend goes to OU. 

[tejas60 3534]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Did you think I was lying to you?

[SydneyCarton 48150]

That’s hurtful. I am a bastion of truth. 

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure we learned that Ewers’s girlfriend goes to OU. 

Seems both smart and stupid at the same time. 

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

saw this and had to comment.

 

 

[Hornlover 8830]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure we learned that Ewers’s girlfriend goes to OU. 

Nah, you must have got it confused when somebody said "OU is Ewers' bitch". 

Edited July 18, 2023 by Hornlover

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

16 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Nah, you must have got it confused when somebody said "OU is Ewers' bitch". 

[SHOOTER12 8825]

Daddy98:

"We need to out of evaluate"?

What in the ever loving fuck does that even mean?

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

10 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd love to see one of them explain how the Texas A&M "system" would have a greater presence in Dallas-Fort worth than the University of Texas. They think Tarleton state is carrying weight and pushing out high end graduates?

If they get tarleton in addition to theeir law school, we get Tyler in addition to Arlington and Dallas (Richardson) and UT SW med. 

[DanTheHorn 4960]

9 hours ago, Scholz said:

Still can’t wrap their pin heads around Bilbo being a lying used car salesman 🤣

Also is “momentum” the new word for roller coaster?

Aggy coaster momentum is always created by the delusional aggys that act as the cogs in the motorized chain that pulls the coaster up before October arrives.

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Imagine giving two shits where some press conferences are held. 

Imagine caring about where media days are because of which fanbases can drive to it. 

[RomaVicta 29986]

10 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

saw this and had to comment.

 

 

That's because they can only trust Billy. Everyone else is pushing a narrative, being mean to A&M, and not reporting enough about the fabulous manly traditions that make A&M the greatest place on Earth. Aggies only trust Aggies, it gives them their clear worldview and honest sense of self.

[BurntOrange&White 39974]

Joe Cook brought up a good point of why that hotel was picked. SEC will use it at marketing because of the LED ability of that building. For a week it will be the Dallas Skyline with SEC advertising. Supposedly the tower behind it will be lit up in SEC colors as well.

 

 

For instance the entire building could be the SEC logo:

[Orange&White 5528]

Has anyone ever taken the THujone roller coaster pic and superimposed their individual season W/L's on top of it showing the progress through the track?

[cochamps 1879]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Joe Cook brought up a good point of why that hotel was picked. SEC will use it at marketing because of the LED ability of that building. For a week it will be the Dallas Skyline with SEC advertising. Supposedly the tower behind it will be lit up in SEC colors as well.

 

 

For instance the entire building could be the SEC logo:

It is also owned by Longhorn Richard Rowling...

[closetojumping 62786]

12 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Seems both smart and stupid at the same time. 

There is nothing “smart” about being the starting QB at Texas and having a girlfriend, much less one that is dumb enough to go to OU. Jesus.

If my son was on scholarship to play QB at Texas, my last bit of advice before sending him off would be: “You are a QB at the University of Texas. That’s like having a superpower. Get as much pussy, as fast as you can, all of the time. And don’t forget about Texas State. Make sure you visit friends down there during the off-season regularly.”

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

And don’t forget about Texas State. Make sure you visit friends down there during the off-season regularly

"When God closes one door, he opens the window at the Texas St Chi O house"

- Greg Davis

[ousux 5601]

It is also owned by Longhorn Richard Rowling...

*Robert
but yeah it is

[texifornia 57079]

@Getafix covered a lot of the mod stuff in the UT thread, but here's the full view of the UF boards on Robinson - part 1:

[texifornia 57079]

part 2

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[Herpa Derpa 6129]

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Only thing Aggies (sic) are good for are clicks...

Thread checks out.

[Chips O'Toole 1327]

I'll never understand why these 17 and 18 year olds would forego the obvious imaginary choice of an NIL vacation rental property with the opportunity to learn how to manage real estate over a free Lamborghini. 

[CashMcCoy 3199]

A texags poster calling a 6’1 218lb 18 year old a “water boy” is crazy