Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Just now, mantis toboggan said:

Counterpoint. I enjoy when your wife calls me. 

You should see what she does on Facetime

[mannewers 549]

Now the "Portal King" jumping on the poors wagon:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38042106/lane-kiffin-says-state-college-football-disaster

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1604]

14 minutes ago, mannewers said:

Now the "Portal King" jumping on the poors wagon:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38042106/lane-kiffin-says-state-college-football-disaster

That mother fucker looks like he's fresh off a 4 day bender.

[texifornia 56910]

2 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

That mother fucker looks like he's fresh off a 4 day bender.

Now this is real bender-era Lane (and Sark)

 

[RomaVicta 29905]

2 hours ago, Plorant said:

Imagine being a 17 year old kid getting calls/texts every day from 3 or 4 different recruiting websites for each school recruiting you hard.  I don't even like answering the phone when my wife calls. 

That's why I asked a few weeks ago about a report that Bo Davis was in regular heavy contact with a recruit almost everyday. I wondered what does that look like. What do they talk about. There is not a single human on the Earth that I want to talk to everyday on the phone. I'd get tired of being on either end of those phone calls.

Nobody responded. I guess unless you've been a highly regarded football recruit, you'll never know. 

[MisterP 127]

2 hours ago, mantis toboggan said:

Counterpoint. I enjoy when your wife calls me. 

And that's why he is DOCTOR Mantis Toboggan

[TexasRenegade 2435]

28 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's why I asked a few weeks ago about a report that Bo Davis was in regular heavy contact with a recruit almost everyday. I wondered what does that look like. What do they talk about. There is not a single human on the Earth that I want to talk to everyday on the phone. I'd get tired of being on either end of those phone calls.

Nobody responded. I guess unless you've been a highly regarded football recruit, you'll never know. 

Didn't you read the indepth analysis about how Bo doesn't pull his weight?  I mean apparently he's the 2nd coming of Giles.....

Edited July 20, 2023 by TexasRenegade

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

The poors are indeed big mad 

[Gil Bang 25944]

9 hours ago, NoName said:

re: Veer & Shoot

well, to be fair this guy is out there tanned and rested for when Bobby Petrino fails.

Tanned, Rested, and Rapey

[Yuk 1532]

SEC schools complaining about pay-to-play is humorous. I don’t know how these guys can even keep a straight face.

[66BUFF 2562]

15 hours ago, MisterP said:

And that's why he is DOCTOR Mantis Toboggan

That is Ongo Gablogian

 

[Tylerocks 2553]

16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That's why I asked a few weeks ago about a report that Bo Davis was in regular heavy contact with a recruit almost everyday. I wondered what does that look like. What do they talk about. There is not a single human on the Earth that I want to talk to everyday on the phone. I'd get tired of being on either end of those phone calls.

Nobody responded. I guess unless you've been a highly regarded football recruit, you'll never know. 

No need to insult anyone's intelligence, guy.

[MisterP 127]

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

That is Ongo Gablogian

 

it was jusst a reference to the show, nerd!

[texifornia 56910]

[Gut Wagon 8065]

[Professor Chesney 488]

The funniest part of all of this is that after Gipson picks Clemson, all of the 247 sites are going to look to Roach like he’s some kind of sagely veteran of the industry with great sources.  Pining after his wisdom like an Outback Steakhouse version of Buddha 

[victory88 5663]

I think Roach is a moron but if anyone looks stupid here, it’s ON3.

[kwood4408 756]

I think Roach is a moron but if anyone looks stupid here, it’s ON3.

Yep, when the IT guys are right they look good but when they are wrong, they are extremely wrong. The arrogance is fine when it’s going well.

[billfromlaketravis 11456]

Roach has learned well from his predecessors Ketch, and Howe. Get fat as fuck, parakeet whatever the other party's 247 mods are saying, and look smart to your subs. This is how you 9.95. 

[texifornia 56910]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Roach has learned well from his predecessors Ketch, and Howe. Get fat as fuck, parakeet whatever the other party's 247 mods are saying, and look smart to your subs. This is how you 9.95. 

He actually had the correct source here. Even a lazy trainer mouthpiece has the scoop once in a blue moon.

[UDontKnow 10444]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Roach has learned well from his predecessors Ketch, and Howe. Get fat as fuck, parakeet whatever the other party's 247 mods are saying, and look smart to your subs. This is how you 9.95. 

*parrot (although a parakeet is technically a type of parrot)

cat bird facts

[cafe society 2864]

Crows hold funerals for dead crows.

[Matuka 1310]

And they sing “She Talks to Angels”

[billfromlaketravis 11456]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

*parrot (although a parakeet is technically a type of parrot)

cat bird facts

[TexasRenegade 2435]

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

Crows hold funerals for dead crows.

A flock of crows is called a murder, whereas a flock of ravens is called an unkindness.

[gmr548 16576]

Yeah but TU let’s bums from the city into the stadium and you have to step over human piles of poop everywhere! My sisters cousins roommate is pretty high up over there and she even told me that their whole coaching staff is about to hit the transfer portal.

Get this - I heard the whole TU staff is actually homeless

[WBT 20561]

Instead of athletics dorms, they have tent camps where the football players live

[ousux 5597]

A flock of crows is called a murder, whereas a flock of ravens is called an unkindness.

Somebody been watching From, great show so far

[TexasRenegade 2435]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

3 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

A flock of crows is called a murder, whereas a flock of ravens is called an unkindness.

Somebody been watching From, great show so far

In all honesty I don't have a clue what your talking about.  But that reference is pretty common in literally and even tv.  Come to think of it, Longmire was last thing I saw it mentioned in.

[nnm 36360]

3 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

A flock of crows is called a murder, whereas a flock of ravens is called an unkindness.

And seagulls?

[cafe society 2864]

They opened for Split Enz, Squeeze and Elvis Costello ~1982.  I hadn't seen their picture yet.  Looked like a furry convention.

[ousux 5597]

In all honesty I don't have a clue what your talking about.  But that reference is pretty common in literally and even tv.  Come to think of it, Longmire was last thing I saw it mentioned in.

Amazon prime TV show, same people who did lost and it has similar vibes, but also different. Kinda hard to explain, but worth the watch

[Napoleon 8669]

2 hours ago, cafe society said:

They opened for Split Enz, Squeeze and Elvis Costello ~1982.  I hadn't seen their picture yet.  Looked like a furry convention.

The FIXX opened for the at the State Fair Bandshell in either 1983 or ‘84.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

And seagulls?

Ironically a flock of seagulls is called a kajagoogoo

Edited July 23, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Gil Bang 25944]

5 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

In all honesty I don't have a clue what your talking about.  But that reference is pretty common in literally and even tv.  Come to think of it, Longmire was last thing I saw it mentioned in.

Great show!

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ironically a flock of seagulls is called a kajagoogoo

you'd think someone would be Too Shy to call them that

[Napoleon 8669]

4 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

you'd think someone would be Too Shy to call them that

Hush hush!!

[MirrOlure 14760]

Ironically a flock of seagulls is called a kajagoogoo

[horn4life 3760]

Daddy98: "Austin's not a great football town anymore not for college."   Gotta be a troll. (I used to be that guy long ago) 

For Fucks sake, Austin is the best fucking town in all of the SEC. Period! You dumb mother fuckers.  It's the one town that every single fan of every single SEC school wants to come and party in.  It's the one they will all go home talking about how cool it is... And you dumb fucks are selling College Station...  

 

 

[deft 6844]

Yeah but…MAH FACILITIES!

/aggy

[Armybrat 40832]

20 hours ago, WBT said:

Instead of athletics dorms, they have tent camps where the football players live

On Dirty 6th Street.

[RomaVicta 29905]

Oh, the stabbings and shootings! I was resuscitated 8 or 9 times after incidents on campus when I was going to attend the constant dildo rallies.

[billfromlaketravis 11456]

I had some buddies that liked to hacky sack back in college. So they started up a game by San Jac before the last Arkansas home game. The Arkansas fans stared at us like they were watching hippies in the zoo. 

Edited July 23, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[TheAuditor 1035]

According to these folks:

https://crimegrade.org/violent-crime-college-station-tx/

Austin is in the 47th percentile for crime (53% of cities are safer) and a crime grade of "C"

College station is in the 87th percentile for crime (17% of cities are considered safer) and a crime grade of "D"

But data and facts are not strong players in College station (Bryan Tx is also a "D"),  too busy running from all the assaults I suppose. 

[TheAuditor 1035]

20 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

According to these folks:

https://crimegrade.org/violent-crime-college-station-tx/

Austin is in the 47th percentile for crime (53% of cities are safer) and a crime grade of "C"

College station is in the 87th percentile for crime (17% of cities are considered safer) and a crime grade of "D"

But data and facts are not strong players in College station (Bryan Tx is also a "D"),  too busy running from all the assaults I suppose. 

Edit no working:  That should say college station is 17th percentile, and 83% of cities are considered safer....

[Gut Wagon 8065]

15 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Obligatory

 

[cochamps 1879]

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

According to these folks:

https://crimegrade.org/violent-crime-college-station-tx/

Austin is in the 47th percentile for crime (53% of cities are safer) and a crime grade of "C"

College station is in the 87th percentile for crime (17% of cities are considered safer) and a crime grade of "D"

But data and facts are not strong players in College station (Bryan Tx is also a "D"),  too busy running from all the assaults I suppose. 

User name definitely checks out.  😂

[DanTheHorn 4922]

10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

..........constant dildo rallies

Aggy has them in the closet you stupid sip

[texifornia 56910]

[RomaVicta 29905]

Their answers to that very snappy retort are an excellent example of AgThink. The point is simple, the Aggies dodge the shit out of it. It doesn't matter what our record or entire history is, a 5-7 team is crowing that we're not ready for the SEC.

I'd like to think that we'd never say something so dumb as a team not being ready. If somebody did say something that dumb, I think we'd all laugh and wince at the same time.

Nice juxtaposition with the thread about their imminent might on the national stage. A few are realistic, but the rest want to ignore last year claiming that a new QB, OC, and the same failed head coach are advantages for them even though they would name them as profound disadvantages for any other team.