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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Is it just me, or is there something particularly pathetic about believing a fucking pool party is the paramount achievement of your recruiting? Seventy-seven upvotes delivered breathlessly for this post. 

Catalina Wine Mixer? WTF? No manly manful fightin' Texas Aggie from Texas would be caught dead at a wine mixer.

It's a reference to the movie "Step Brothers" and part of pop culture these days.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit, the rollercoaster went all the way back to the top. I didn't believe it could happen this offseason.

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This is like reading one Stuart Smalley post after another. It's awesome. 

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8 hours ago, NoName said:

let's be fair. here is a photo at the end of the 3rd quarter of that game:

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and here is one at halftime:

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i think this is what it looked like in the 1st Q, which is also funny for the "home of the 12th man*"

*unless it's cold, against a bad team, an early kickoff, there is a long losing streak, they will not be bowl eligible, the team isn't very good or any other number of reasons

don't forget this includes an announced attendance of 90,177 for the UMass game with photos above.

aggy is the guy that jerks off for an hour and then tells everyone he rawdogged the prom queen. 

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On 7/24/2023 at 6:16 PM, texifornia said:

...we have one of the largest, nicest stadiums in cfb. We played at LSU a couple years ago. We're playing at Bama this year. This is all so fucking stupid.

 

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This is hilarious considering we are heading to Ann Arbor in 2024. Fucking idiots!

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The whole "WE DONE STOMPIN THEM TU FOLK AT CROOTIN" narrative is especially hysterical when you consider that 8 of our 11 commits have aggy offers and 6 of their 18 commits have Texas offers. That's not a typo. SIX of their commits have Texas offers. 33% is apparently "beating the hell out of" 73%. Gotta love aggy math

 

But sure. We're the irrational ones filled with cognitive dissonance. aggy logic and math at its absolute finest

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Is it just me, or is there something particularly pathetic about believing a fucking pool party is the paramount achievement of your recruiting? Seventy-seven upvotes delivered breathlessly for this post. 

Catalina Wine Mixer? WTF? No manly manful fightin' Texas Aggie from Texas would be caught dead at a wine mixer.

Mackovic on deck in case of Petrino motorcycle accdent?

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On 7/25/2023 at 8:54 AM, Getafix said:

 

Jimbo Fisher, people.

 

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Movie gif. Mike Myers as Wayne in Wayne's World smiles as he looks at us and nods his head, giving a thumbs up. Text, "Excellent."

 

 

Oh, one other fun one - on Bobby Petrino.  

 

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Huh???

 

 

"If we win I was calling plays with Bobby's input.....if we lose it was all Bobby. But in reality I have no idea how this shit is going to work."  Jimbo translator.

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33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Shit, they figured out the conspiracy. We tried to hide it y'all, but Detective Aglet was just too good

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They're not wrong about the Mannings being dealt into development deals. Good business plans offered to savvy investors at an early stage. Nothing wrong with it and it won't be the last time.

Fuck the haters and there isn't a thing they can do about it, nor can they counter that kind of shit. "Hey, we're building this badass convention center/condo tower/upscale apartment high rise/city center in College Station. We'll give you early stage equity if you invest and then just watch the money rain down upon us!!!" Right.

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They're not wrong about the Mannings being dealt into development deals. Good business plans offered to savvy investors at an early stage. Nothing wrong with it and it won't be the last time.

Fuck the haters and there isn't a thing they can do about it, nor can they counter that kind of shit. "Hey, we're building this badass convention center/condo tower/upscale apartment high rise/city center in College Station. We'll give you early stage equity if you invest and then just watch the money rain down upon us!!!" Right.

It's ironic they are bitching/complaining about that when they literally built a church for a 5 star.

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Boulder bitching

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The better relationship analogy here is that CU and the old big 12 were living the comfy suburban lifestyle. Good careers, successful friend group, boujee couples brunches. But then the friends realize they hate each other and shit blows up. People are cheating, punches are thrown, and the brunches are ruined by squabbles over the bill. 

Ralphie moves out to the West Coast and meets a new girl. She supports him but the move's tough and he's down on his luck. Life's still good overall -- that is, until he finds out the girl's in massive amounts of debt and her parents are cutting her off. She's stopped taking care of herself, lost her job, and is moving to the tenderloin. 

CU moves back home. His ex also just went through a breakup. She's left the corporate world to live on a farm. There's no more white picket fences, but she's stable and available. Good enough company and plenty of fields to graze ain't so bad in old age. 

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3 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

The better relationship analogy here is that CU and the old big 12 were living the comfy suburban lifestyle. Good careers, successful friend group, boujee couples brunches. But then the friends realize they hate each other and shit blows up. People are cheating, punches are thrown, and the brunches are ruined by squabbles over the bill. 

Ralphie moves out to the West Coast and meets a new girl. She supports him but the move's tough and he's down on his luck. Life's still good overall -- that is, until he finds out the girl's in massive amounts of debt and her parents are cutting her off. She's stopped taking care of herself, lost her job, and is moving to the tenderloin. 

CU moves back home. His ex also just went through a breakup. She's left the corporate world to live on a farm. There's no more white picket fences, but she's stable and available. Good enough company and plenty of fields to graze ain't so bad in old age. 

 

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On 7/27/2023 at 3:54 PM, Bodacious Bevo said:

The better relationship analogy here is that CU and the old big 12 were living the comfy suburban lifestyle. Good careers, successful friend group, boujee couples brunches. But then the friends realize they hate each other and shit blows up. People are cheating, punches are thrown, and the brunches are ruined by squabbles over the bill. 

Ralphie moves out to the West Coast and meets a new girl. She supports him but the move's tough and he's down on his luck. Life's still good overall -- that is, until he finds out the girl's in massive amounts of debt and her parents are cutting her off. She's stopped taking care of herself, lost her job, and is moving to the tenderloin. 

CU moves back home. His ex also just went through a breakup. She's left the corporate world to live on a farm. There's no more white picket fences, but she's stable and available. Good enough company and plenty of fields to graze ain't so bad in old age. 

Colorado has never been the same since Rusty got eaten. 

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The better relationship analogy here is that CU and the old big 12 were living the comfy suburban lifestyle. Good careers, successful friend group, boujee couples brunches. But then the friends realize they hate each other and shit blows up. People are cheating, punches are thrown, and the brunches are ruined by squabbles over the bill. 

Ralphie moves out to the West Coast and meets a new girl. She supports him but the move's tough and he's down on his luck. Life's still good overall -- that is, until he finds out the girl's in massive amounts of debt and her parents are cutting her off. She's stopped taking care of herself, lost her job, and is moving to the tenderloin. 

CU moves back home. His ex also just went through a breakup. She's left the corporate world to live on a farm. There's no more white picket fences, but she's stable and available. Good enough company and plenty of fields to graze ain't so bad in old age. 

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The short list (from Wikipedia):

Horst Wessel Lied

Main article: Horst-Wessel-Lied

The Horst-Wessel-Lied ("Song of Horst Wessel"), also known as Die Fahne Hoch ("The Flag Raised"), was the official anthem of the NSDAP. The song was written by Horst Wessel, a party activist and SA leader, who was killed by a member of the Communist Party of Germany. After his death, he was proclaimed a "martyr" by the NSDAP, and his song gained widespread popularity among Nazi Party followers.[3]

Public performances of the song are currently forbidden in Germany (StGB §86a) and Austria (Verbotsgesetz 1947), a ban that includes both the lyrics and the melody, which are only permitted for educational purposes.

Kampflied der Nationalsozialisten

Kampflied der Nationalsozialisten ("Battle Song of the National Socialists"), also known by its opening line Wir Sind Das Heer Vom Hakenkreuz ("We Are the Army of the Swastika"), was an early Nazi hymn. Its lyrics were written by Kleo Pleyer, while the melody was essentially based on that of the traditional German folk song Stimmt an mit hellem hohen klang, which was composed in 1811 by Albert Methfessel. Later on, the verses of Das Berliner Jungarbeiterlied (with the opening line Herbei zum Kampf, ihr Knechte der Maschinen) were added to the song. Das Berliner Jungarbeiterlied was set to the melody of the "Air March" (the official march of the Soviet Air Force), which was composed in 1921 by Yuliy Abramovich Khayt. During the Nazi era, the song was performed by Carl Woitschach's orchestra in its full version, incorporating both melodies, as Kampflied der Nationalsozialisten/Herbei zum Kampf.

Die Hitlerleute (Kameraden Laßt Erschallen)

Kameraden Laßt Erschallen ("Comrades Let it Resound") was a Sturmabteilung arrangement of the Kaiserjägerlied written by Karl Mühlberger in 1924. The author of the lyrics of Die Hitlerleute was Horst Wessel himself, and the song originated from his unit, the Sturm 67/5 (Sturm 67, Standarte 5) of the Berlin Sturmabteilung, also known as the Sturm "Horst Wessel", named in honor of Horst Wessel, also known by its old name before Horst Wessel's death, "The Hitlerleute". The first recording of the song was published by the company Electrola around the early 1930s.

Auf, Hitlerleute, schließt die Reihen (Hitlernationale)

The Nazis were not reticent in employing songs and melodies previously associated wholly with socialists and communists in their quest to broaden their appeal to the working class, and the Internationale was a prime target. By 1930, a Nazi version of this working-class standard was in circulation, entitled the Hitlernationale:[4]

Hitlerleute ("Hitler's people")

That song had the same tune of the Italian fascist anthem Giovinezza.[6]

This is not to be confused with Die Hitlerleute, more commonly referred to as Kameraden Laßt Erschallen, which is a completely different song.

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