Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[TexMexBuddha 988]

I'm thinking Hall & Oates
'Ewe make my dreams cum true...'

[Napoleon 8700]

“Shot through the heart, and ewe’re to blame (baby)

Ewe give love, a bad name.”

[Pato del Muerto 52601]

Burnin for ewe

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

very old school,

ewe ain't nothin but a hound(collie) dog

[Pato del Muerto 52601]

4 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

very old school,

ewe ain't nothin but a hound(collie) dog

Hmm. On one hand, they wouldn’t go for black music. But on the other hand they probably think it’s Elvis’ song. 

[SuperSport 1333]

It needs to be this, for so many reasons.

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[IBuryPaul 273]

14 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

It needs to be this, for so many reasons.

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It's been 10 minutes since I originally read your post. With all due respect, fuck you.

[WBT 20669]

When I think about ewe I touch myself

[Mr. Drummond 2199]

Nothing compares 2 ewe.

[Enchubben 5510]

Maybe something from Ewe2?

[Butch Had Not 2993]

Who are ewe?

[Chopper 17245]

1980s German heavy metal band Bonfire's "Don't Get Me Wrong" seems perfect for the ags.

https://youtu.be/L9Uf12pePuU

 

 

Edited July 30, 2023 by Chopper

[Vertigo 20332]

Ewey lewis and the ewes.

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

3 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Who are ewe?

Ewe don’t want to know.

[RomaVicta 30019]

Fuckin' hilarious! Keep it up guys!

[TXRed 3291]

 

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

6 hours ago, WBT said:

When I think about ewe I touch myself

Ewe can say that again.

[Pato del Muerto 52601]

I can’t help falling in love…

wiiiith…

ewe

[Getafix 28799]

 

Lulz ... didn't quite expect this. 

Ewe guys are pretty good :-))

 

 

[SHOOTER12 8828]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... didn't quite expect this. 

Ewe guys are pretty good :-))

 

 

Ewe ain't seen nothing yet...

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

 

 

[Getafix 28799]

 

Lulz.

 

 

 

[Getafix 28799]

 

Oh, but they do, Karen, they do.  Just not in the way you meant it.

 

 

 

[SHOOTER12 8828]

27 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

 

 

A person is only worth their word if they can't be trusted???? Or believed in???

I think we've just discovered the root of aggy failure to be honest and moral...they don't understand words, or their meaning.

[Hornlover 8837]

23 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

A person is only worth their word if they can't be trusted???? Or believed in???

I think we've just discovered the root of aggy failure to be honest and moral...they don't understand words, or their meaning.

Ummm, it's a Bama fan not aggy. 

[Scholz 11959]

Yes, Bama players have all the integrity. They never took a dime or flipped from another school. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Also, aggy moron, your pool party is well attended because you pay the kids to be there. JFC.

[Da Fino 2784]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

 

 

I applaud the guy for attempting to use punctuation. Good job, good effort. 

[Teryor 4482]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

 

 

To be fair if you were a parent I'd hope you wouldn't want to send your kid to play under Hugh "makes high school girls change in front of him" Freeze but that's a different conversation

[BigHornedLurker 1968]

I personally can't wait until Bama post Saban era , it'll make these little melts look tame 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hmm. On one hand, they wouldn’t go for black music. But on the other hand they probably think it’s Elvis’ song. 

This is non-fiction to them.

Edited July 31, 2023 by TotallyLegit

[Chopper 17245]

I Wanna Be With Ewe Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac was rattling in my head this morning.

[closetojumping 62870]

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I Wanna Be With Ewe Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac was rattling in my head this morning.

Impressive. Tell us more about your new lady friend/dude friend, Chopper. This thread needs some screeds on burgeoning love affairs. 

[Chopper 17245]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Impressive. Tell us more about your new lady friend/dude friend, Chopper. This thread needs some screeds on burgeoning love affairs.

If I think back it may have been because I heard the song yesterday.OR I may have been thinking about sheep who've committed to the jump. Either version is acceptable.

 

[Herpa Derpa 6131]

All this music talk got B/CS jumpin'

[Leanderman 2275]

We cannot forget the 1972 Classic song by the group "Gallery" "Its No Nice To Be With Ewe".

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

55 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

We cannot forget the 1972 Classic song by the group "Gallery" "Its No Nice To Be With Ewe".

I believe we can and have.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Waltz across Texas with ewe.  

[MontereyMX 869]

Can a hermaphrodite fuck itself.  God damn!!

[Magus Ossis 2851]

Ewe Can’t Always Get What Ewe Want

[SarkAfterDark 1694]

I wonder how boring of a life does someone must have to be amused by this kind of shit.

[Magus Ossis 2851]

12 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I wonder how boring of a life does [sic] someone must have to be amused by this kind of shit.

One would have to be as bored as a football fan in the offseason with no recent big recruit commitments. Maybe even one whose kids have Harry Potter on TV yet again. 🤘

[Scholz 11959]

Someone’s peanut butter and jealous

[SHOOTER12 8828]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Waltz across Texas with ewe gored by my horns...

FIFM, 

[brojangles2 786]

So is there no chatter or absurd optimism coming from this past weekends happenings in collie station? Awfully dull in here since Friday. 

[Leanderman 2275]

Ewe and I against the world.

[Lou_Sassle 2888]

Ewe Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman! 

[SarkAfterDark 1694]

15 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

One would have to be as bored as a football fan in the offseason with no recent big recruit commitments. Maybe even one whose kids have Harry Potter on TV yet again. 🤘

Thanks for helping make my point.

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]