Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[TotallyLegit 3053]

13 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

How do they so consistently describe themselves in attempt to describe us?

e.g. last year's locker room 

This level of projection is bordering on clinical psychosis

[Foosters 17850]

"Just remember: What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”

[Longhornfrenzy 5702]

My bad😁

[Tex Pete 20342]

6 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

 

 

 

 

They're so close to self-realization. Yet so far away.

[Tex Pete 20342]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

Those idiots make me weep for the future of humanity.

To be fair, they have never been the future of humanity. They've always been a relic of the closeted past.

[texifornia 56910]

[Huckleberry 32851]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

So it only took them 15 years or so after it was named to discover the Recruitocosm?

[markstanco 12574]

A big sign that you're doing things the right way is when the party receiving the funds pays income tax on said funds.  

Correct. They are either too stupid to realize how NIL works or they are purposely breaking the rules. Maybe a little bit of both, but I personally think it is really that binary.

[texifornia 56910]

This is a bit, right?

[Tex Pete 20342]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They've been let down fairly often? How about from 1894-1938 and from 1940-20--? Battered Aggie Syndrome is not just a theory.

[texifornia 56910]

[texifornia 56910]

[texifornia 56910]

The guy saying Brockermeyer was one of our best defensive players and big loss is just precious

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The guy saying Brockermeyer was one of our best defensive players and big loss is just precious

Personally, I was a fan of his commentary on how tough it will be to replace Angilau and his 0 total snaps from last season.

[texifornia 56910]

[Mr. Drummond 2198]

You know how I know Texas is going to wreck shop this year?   Aggy is already making excuses for our success.   "Big 12 is down", "Alabama is not as good as they were"

They see what's coming and are already discounting the success.    No better indicator of how good we are than them twisting themselves in knots figuring how it doesn't really mean anything. 

Edited August 16, 2023 by Mr. Drummond

[SydneyCarton 48075]

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Personally, I was a fan of his commentary on how tough it will be to replace Angilau and his 0 total snaps from last season.

It's obvious that idiot literally just looked at our roster, and typed out the seniors and said "Lost our best  players." Every fucking player on that list except the DTs and Overshown I was literally thinking "Thank fucking god." Maybe cook, but yeah, I'm fucking more than fine replacing him with Catalon. Also, he had overshown listed as a DB. That moron doesn't know shit about our roster. Replacing Jamison with Terrence Brooks, Cook with Catalon, L. O. L. And no mention of our actual best defensive players who are returning, in Ford and Barron and probably Brooks with Watts.

I realize that they haven't seen much of it from their roster or ours the last 8 or so years, but there is this fucking thing called development. And for the first time in a long time I'm actually expecting to see it on the field, and I'm fucking counting on it. 

[Park Gothic 5018]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's obvious that idiot literally just looked at our roster, and typed out the seniors and said "Lost our best  players." Every fucking player on that list except the DTs and Overshown I was literally thinking "Thank fucking god." Maybe cook, but yeah, I'm fucking more than fine replacing him with Catalon. Also, he had overshown listed as a DB. That moron doesn't know shit about our roster. Replacing Jamison with Terrence Brooks, Cook with Catalon, L. O. L. And no mention of our actual best defensive players who are returning, in Ford and Barron and probably Brooks with Watts.

I realize that they haven't seen much of it from their roster or ours the last 8 or so years, but there is this fucking thing called development. And for the first time in a long time I'm actually expecting to see it on the field, and I'm fucking counting on it. 

"Am I a joke to you?"

[SydneyCarton 48075]

2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

"Am I a joke to you?"

Listen, you have to draw the line somewhere. Every returning guy can't qualify as being one of the Best. So I've called my shot. Murphy has a chance to have a real good year, though. 

[texifornia 56910]

[Bevo14 8304]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ah yes. Our famous culture problems. We can only aspire to have a championship culture that sends 30 players into the portal and features regular fistfights among teammates.

Edited August 16, 2023 by Bevo14

[SydneyCarton 48075]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"I have heard from 2 different sources that Murphy is the best QB on that team" 

=

 

"I watched the video of the highlights of the Spring game, have this optinion, gathered no new information, and now I'm lying to all of you that I have sources."

These guys are fucking pathetic. Imagine this being your life, and how they find value.

[Longhornlove 4813]

That last one.......holy fucking shit that guy is ignorant.

Edited August 16, 2023 by Longhornlove

[Park Gothic 5018]

What are all these jackasses going to talk about when we're in the SEC and they can't badmouth our schedule anymore? Two thirds of their "analysis" consists of "...they're in the Big 12."

[Mr. Drummond 2198]

3 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

What are all these jackasses going to talk about when we're in the SEC and they can't badmouth our schedule anymore? Two thirds of their "analysis" consists of "...they're in the Big 12."

We cheated, we paid off the refs, the BOMC keeping aggy down.    The same things they said for the first 100 years of their existence. 

[Foosters 17850]

4 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

What are all these jackasses going to talk about when we're in the SEC and they can't badmouth our schedule anymore? Two thirds of their "analysis" consists of "...they're in the Big 12."

The same thing they talked about when they were in the Big XII and we fucking dusted their asses every year:

"our players are actually just as good, but the media wont ever tell you that."

"most of their fans are t-shirt fans, so we actually come out on top."

"They're still coasting from the days when we were an all-boys military school"

"They're paying the players to come there. No one wants to go to Austin. If the playing field was level, WE'D be the ones pulling in those 5 stars."

Repeat, ad infinitum 

[Nivek 16923]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

This is a bit, right?

[Wishbone 4759]

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

The same thing they talked about when they were in the Big XII and we fucking dusted their asses every year:

"our players are actually just as good, but the media wont ever tell you that."

"most of their fans are t-shirt fans, so we actually come out on top."

"They're still coasting from the days when we were an all-boys military school"

"They're paying the players to come there. No one wants to go to Austin. If the playing field was level, WE'D be the ones pulling in those 5 stars."

Repeat, ad infinitum 

Something those idiots will never understand is the more T-shirt fans you have, the healthier your brand and program is. They have T-shirt fans, but theirs are born out of ignorance.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Personally, I was a fan of his commentary on how tough it will be to replace Angilau and his 0 total snaps from last season.

Are the Cowboys aware of the fact that Overshown is a DB?

[Frank Drebin 5663]

Texas has had tougher schedules than A&M something like 9 out of the last 11 years.

They rarely play anyone decent nonconference and they always have like 8 home games. 

[Enchubben 5510]

42 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

 They have T-shirt fans, but theirs are born out of livestock

got you fam

[ousux 5597]

That last one.......holy fucking shit that guy is ignorant.

We're straight up fucked on D without Brockermeyer, it just took an aggy in the know to remind us.

They also don't seem to realize we would be 3-4 spots higher in the team recruiting ranking if several of our recruits didn't get lowered ratings after the commit. But hey, BOMC and all that.

[texifornia 56910]

Uh huh

 

[mchookem 16327]

[Wishbone 4759]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Uh huh

 

Complete 

[SimkinsMan 4386]

Dear Penthouse ...

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

Who wouldn't be confused when they joined the call and the weird dude, Bryan from CS, was talking to the avatar screen saver of Jake, from Birmingham. 

[Wiler77 1566]

this thread has now peaked.  shut it down.  no possible way it gets better than this page.

[Bevo14 8304]

21 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Who wouldn't be confused when they joined the call and the weird dude, Bryan from CS, was talking to the avatar screen saver of Jake, from Birmingham. 

About ripping some poor sheep's asshole

[Nivek 16923]

9 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

About ripping some poor sheep's asshole

The manatee of the Brazos

[Frank Drebin 5663]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Uh huh

 

[mdleast 8289]

Dear Penthouse ...

I never thought it would happen to me…whoop!

[deft 6844]

And then the boss showed them the way to the stadium

[Longhornfrenzy 5702]

[billfromlaketravis 11456]

19 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I’m going to need the Sonny Shipp screeners arguing that LSU is chipping away at McKinley. 

[Chili dog 1787]

If the gooners miss on Stone, the meltdown will be beyond epic. I don’t think I’m that lucky. 

[SydneyCarton 48075]

6 hours ago, Chili dog said:

If the gooners miss on Stone, the meltdown will be beyond epic. I don’t think I’m that lucky. 

I don’t think we are either. Looking at his list of suitors, who reasonably is going to make Fong move off his CB? Miami’s NIL is a dirty diaper doused in gasoline, and I am expected to take Michigan Stste seriously? I guess you can’t discount Oregon, but Bradenton to Eugene and the big 10 games is a hell of a distance. So maybe hometown Florida? Dunno man. 

[Post Oak 20209]

When it comes to McKinley, I hope Sark is aware that Parker Thune is doing everything he can do to make sure he ends up in Norman.

[closetojumping 62604]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don’t think we are either. Looking at his list of suitors, who reasonably is going to make Fong move off his CB? Miami’s NIL is a dirty diaper doused in gasoline, and I am expected to take Michigan Stste seriously? I guess you can’t discount Oregon, but Bradenton to Eugene and the big 10 games is a hell of a distance. So maybe hometown Florida? Dunno man. 

Stone is from Oklahoma. 

[BigBenBamboozle 1952]

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

Uh huh