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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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I love how every team in their expert collective hive mind improves over time, except for Texas. They bleat out these "facts" about our talent and our schedule and our "culture" while showing they actually have zero knowledge about our Program currently. Last year we had to hear how Bijan was average, nowhere near as good as Achane. Now, he is irreplaceable and was solely responsible for the games we actually won last year. Our true sophomore DJ Campbell "can't crack the starting lineup," they have no idea who our running backs are but they probably suck, our best DTs are Collins and Broughton and both are "busts," and Ewers has a weak arm and also totally sucks. BUT because the BDF is such a trash conference, and our schedule is G5 level, we will probably win 10 or 11 games this year, because our talent is so much better than anyone we play not named Bama who will crush us. Also we are gonna lose 3-4 games cause we suck, and someone made a huge bet on the 9.5 wins under. It is all so confusing, yet makes perfect sense.

And we apparently love Trannies.

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Fondren & Main

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These idiots act like our 2nd worst decade ever in the history of the program is indicative of the future of the program.  Most college football fans think the same thing due to the scorching hot takes of idiots like Kirk Herbstreit.

They should all pay more attention to the way that Sarkisian is recruiting.  We haven't been this stacked on our roster since before Mack quit recruiting.

If chimps like Cheeze Its, Oeaux and Lester can win titles then so can Sark.

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RomaVicta

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1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Do they talk about anything else on that site besides the Longhorns?

And can you really call it talk when they just repeat the same thing over and over with neither wit nor sense of irony

tu's schedule. tu's history as underachievers. media loves tu. Bama will slaughter tu even with us hanging from their dicks.

Over and over and over. Each time, the repetition is presented as fresh insight.

C'mon football season!

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36 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If we somehow win the SEC in our first year or, hell, even make it to the SEC CG, there will be a texags mass suicide.  It will break those losers. 

Or, they’ll simply move the goalposts, whine incessantly about why anything Texas accomplishes should be disqualified, about how lucky Texas got and how they are victims, and further discredit Texas and twist any and all narratives into the conclusion that Texas is the worst.

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ESPN's FPI certainly isn't the be all and end all of strength of schedule but it's the gold standard compared to texumags acting like they know what they know what they're talking about.

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They keep talking about how you gotta have depth in the SEC, cause, "it's just different" and stuff. Have they not seen their own roster? 

They're inhaling so many of each other's farts they don't even remember losing to App State.

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20 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

The only thing these guys are accidently right on is we're everyones super bowl , and that we're going to get zebra'd this year 

They don’t though. They say we just think that because of our arrogance, but that this season because of the move it will happen to be true this one time. 

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They've forgotten that people who lose to App State at home should not throw stones.

 

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Despite their manful manliness in all arenas and fearlessness on every front, we tranny lovers own their sorry asses. The whole Neanderthal thing just isn't working out for them as they'd hoped.

 

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They've forgotten that people who lose to App State at home and go 5-7 should not throw stones.

 

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A new Modern Era of College Football is born. Texas won 7 in a row through 1974. The slaughter of the Aggies was a given for the decades before that.

 

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They've forgotten that people who lose to App State at home, go 5-7, and whine that they are actually better than their record because their losses were close should not throw stones.

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Gotta say, I love to watch the exact same players go from "overrated recruits" to "massive talent advantage over the rest of the Big 12" to "overrated draft prospects" to "really good players that will be tough to replace" in the eyes of aggy depending on what point they are trying to make.

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16 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

These idiots act like our 2nd worst decade ever in the history of the program is indicative of the future of the program.  Most college football fans think the same thing due to the scorching hot takes of idiots like Kirk Herbstreit.

They should all pay more attention to the way that Sarkisian is recruiting.  We haven't been this stacked on our roster since before Mack quit recruiting.

If chimps like Cheeze Its, Oeaux and Lester can win titles then so can Sark.

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...and we're better looking, more accomplished, have more friends, are better admired, loved more, respected more, feared more(!) and just generally more manly than those fehggy tranny-lovers who have never beaten us on the field in a fair fight!

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I think it's interesting how a lot of them want to build us up to be an unstoppable monster so they can inevitably scream "MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!" when we don't live up to the unrealistic expectations they themselves placed on us.

"With that schedule, anything less than 15-0 and beating everyone by 6 touchdowns will be a huge failure by Sark!"

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12 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Gotta say, I love to watch the exact same players go from "overrated recruits" to "massive talent advantage over the rest of the Big 12" to "overrated draft prospects" to "really good players that will be tough to replace" in the eyes of aggy depending on what point they are trying to make.

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18 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I think it's interesting how a lot of them want to build us up to be an unstoppable monster so they can inevitably scream "MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!" when we don't live up to the unrealistic expectations they themselves placed on us.

"With that schedule, anything less than 15-0 and beating everyone by 6 touchdowns will be a huge failure by Sark!"

To be fair, that's also half the Football board at the moment

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