Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Foosters 17734]

29 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm so confused. They beat Miami with Johnson but beat Bama with Weigman? Their offense must be too sophisticated for my simple mind

No, you need King to beat Miami. Aggy just hadn't figured out the formula before the season started. Likely due to the media or BOMC.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

57 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm so confused. They beat Miami with Johnson but beat Bama with Weigman? Their offense must be too sophisticated for my simple mind

From the outside looking in, you can't understand it.

[RomaVicta 29794]

And they were so together and dominant after the big wins over Auburn and Arkansas.

I think Alabama was a trap game for the TexAgs Aggies who were looking ahead to beating Georgia in the SEC Championship Game.

Sad, really.

[gernblansten 3188]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

And they were so together and dominant after the big wins over Auburn and Arkansas.

I think Alabama was a trap game for the TexAgs Aggies who were looking ahead to beating Georgia in the SEC Championship Game.

Sad, really.

Really, it's just bad luck that Bama picked the week of the aggy game to suddenly discover playmakers at WR and Milroe began figuring out the passing game. Just really unfortunate timing for the ags.  

[TheAuditor 1031]

27 minutes ago, Foosters said:

No, you need King to beat Miami. Aggy just hadn't figured out the formula before the season started. Likely due to the media or BOMC.

This is correct and is rooted in vector calculus.   Miami has gotten worse since they beat ATM,  while AL has improved dramatically since losing to Texas.   See Lucci's work below:

 

 

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10145]

1 hour ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm so confused. They beat Miami with Johnson but beat Bama with Weigman? Their offense must be too sophisticated for my simple mind

I get aggy love for a hurt QB that would have won, but it's not like Weigman has looked good against actual teams. He had a 55% completion rate last season, this season against the only 2 teams with a pulse he played against he was 58% and 57%.  Max Johnson has a better completion rate every year he has played including this year against actual competition. Johnson feels like a much better fit for the offense they are running.

[nnm 36101]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

They are just beating their johnsons. 

Let he who has never beat his Johnson cast the first stone. 

[Chopper 17170]

22 hours ago, Jebus said:

How are these guys gonna respond when they see that beating mighty A&M on the road at the vaunted Kyle Field didn't even move Alabama up a single spot from #11?

What about the fact that their other "good loss" Miami is just barely hanging on at #25 (and ranked behind #23 Kansas by the way)?

AND...what about wins Against Top 25 Teams?

ATM 0

Wyoming 1

WHOOOOOP

[BigHornedLurker 1893]

17 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, did their narrative fucking change on a dime vis a vis Alabama. Three days ago, it was the weakest Alabama in years, and now it's week 2 Alabama is not the same as week 6 Alabama.

This is their modus operandi , called this as soon as we beat Bama.  

The fun part is to see whether the train comes off the tracks again 

 

[Getafix 28416]

 

 

 

 

[Carl Spackler 3461]

21 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, did their narrative fucking change on a dime vis a vis Alabama. Three days ago, it was the weakest Alabama in years, and now it's week 2 Alabama is not the same as week 6 Alabama.

Yep.  According to one aggy poster in one of those screenshots, that's the most talented team Alabama has ever had.  And he wasn't being sarcastic/facetious.  

The Tennessee game is a guaranteed "no lose" for us, fellow Surlyites.  Either Tennessee mudholes aggy and the "Fire Jimbo" chants reach a fever pitch, or A&M somehow manages to pull the upset, which puts the rollercoaster right back on the tracks and sets aggy up for major disappointment down the road.  Frankly, I'm having a hard time deciding which one I would rather see.      

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Yep.  According to one aggy poster in one of those screenshots, that's the most talented team Alabama has ever had.  And he wasn't being sarcastic/facetious.  

The Tennessee game is a guaranteed "no lose" for us, fellow Surlyites.  Either Tennessee mudholes aggy and the "Fire Jimbo" chants reach a fever pitch, or A&M somehow manages to pull the upset, which puts the rollercoaster right back on the tracks and sets aggy up for major disappointment down the road.  Frankly, I'm having a hard time deciding which one I would rather see.      

Yeah, that's going to be a no brainer for me. Put me down for the mudhole. The muddier and holey-er, the better.

[deft 6800]

I get aggy love for a hurt QB that would have won, but it's not like Weigman has looked good against actual teams. He had a 55% completion rate last season, this season against the only 2 teams with a pulse he played against he was 58% and 57%.  Max Johnson has a better completion rate every year he has played including this year against actual competition. Johnson feels like a much better fit for the offense they are running.

You shut your whore mouth. That’s the gooderest aggy qb evar! Have you seen what he’s done to lower half sec and fcs teams!?

[closetojumping 62247]

17 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Yep.  According to one aggy poster in one of those screenshots, that's the most talented team Alabama has ever had.  And he wasn't being sarcastic/facetious.  

The Tennessee game is a guaranteed "no lose" for us, fellow Surlyites.  Either Tennessee mudholes aggy and the "Fire Jimbo" chants reach a fever pitch, or A&M somehow manages to pull the upset, which puts the rollercoaster right back on the tracks and sets aggy up for major disappointment down the road.  Frankly, I'm having a hard time deciding which one I would rather see.      

I will be cheering wildly for Tennessee and singing Rocky Top at the top of my lungs on Saturday. No brainer for me.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Lose that game and they are staring 7-5 in the face.  I still don't think that would get him fired.  I really do not think they want to push the reset button the year before we join the SEC.  It would probably mean 1) they are starting over at lots of key positions (QB), 2) we'd get a recruiting blip that they don't want to see happen, and 3) it would ruin their cherished first meeting at Kyle Field that their corrupt AD delivered to the masses.  But, then, if the do lose to us in '24 then the band aid will be ripped off clean.  Everything they do is best seen through the lens of how they think it affects us.  

[Carl Spackler 3461]

29 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Yeah, that's going to be a no brainer for me. Put me down for the mudhole. The muddier and holey-er, the better.

 

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I will be cheering wildly for Tennessee and singing Rocky Top at the top of my lungs on Saturday. No brainer for me.

Oh, a Tennessee win would certainly be delicious.  And that's the way I'm leaning simply because I can't really find it in me to root for the gomers.  

But I also have visions of Ags getting a glimmer of hope only to see it all dashed into a thousand pieces like a jizz jar being dropped on concrete when the rollercoaster flies off the tracks against the likes of South Carolina or one (or both) of the Mississippi schools. 

Like I said -- it's a no lose situation for us.     

Edited October 9, 2023 by Carl Spackler

[Cairn Horn88 8184]

6 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm so confused. They beat Miami with Johnson but beat Bama with Weigman? Their offense must be too sophisticated for my simple mind

[Getafix 28416]

 

These guys ... they're something else.

 

 

 

(Except for that "win" thing ... lulz.)

 

 

[deft 6800]

Oh, a Tennessee win would certainly be delicious.  And that's the way I'm leaning simply because I can't really find it in me to root for the gomers.  
But I also have visions of Ags getting a glimmer of hope only to see it all dashed into a thousand pieces like a jizz jar being dropped on concrete when the rollercoaster flies off the tracks against the likes of South Carolina or one (or both) of the Mississippi schools. 
Like I said -- it's a no lose situation for us.     

They could lose every game from here on out but some of them are still going to see jimbo in their bowl of cheerios and be convinced that it’s a sign from above. That glimmer of hope always comes back for the most unreasonable reasons over there. Let’s enjoy their asses getting beat.

[The Dog 43807]

This is parody but would fit in at Texags:

[billfromlaketravis 11363]

Milton will have to play his best game this season to mudhole aggy. He’s turnover prone and can’t/won’t run. And the aggy defense is playing relatively well. 
 

I can’t argue with that aggy road record though. I think they’ll lose, but it’ll be close. 

[Horndog 2218]

This sounds like an idea that will help with recruiting:

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Similar to how some countries require mandatory military service, I think a good idea to instill discipline and Aggie core values into football players is to make them serve in the corps for at least 2 or 3 years. I think this would solve the off field issues as well as the small on field discipline issues like false starts and offsides. Any thoughts?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3409417

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

That’s so juicy I almost am willing to click to see the replies. Has to be a troll, right?

[Tired Horn 734]

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

These guys ... they're something else.

 

 

 

(Except for that "win" thing ... lulz.)

 

 

If they want to be the next Georgia, shouldn't they start growing a shitload of peaches?

[nnm 36101]

31 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

If they want to be the next Georgia, shouldn't they start growing a shitload of peaches?

 

[Vermin 3042]

On 9/28/2023 at 10:26 PM, HtownHorn said:

They have 3 guys I bet our coaching would want. The Davis's and Smith.

GJ Kinne as some time of offensive coach would be nice.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

These guys ... they're something else.

 

 

 

(Except for that "win" thing ... lulz.)

 

 

Mrs. Lincoln had every ingredient to enjoy that night at Ford's theater.  The war was over, the President was relaxed, she liked her companions Major and Mrs. Rathbone, and the play was hilarious. She just couldn't get over the hump and forget that awful thing that happened. 

[Carl Spackler 3461]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 Has to be a troll, right?

That was my first thought.   Which one of you magnificent bastards is it?

[ousux 5587]

 
These guys ... they're something else.
 

 

 
(Except for that "win" thing ... lulz.)
 
 

The next Georgia? aggy seems to have forgotten that up until very recently the dawgs went through like a 35-40 year dry spell. Of course even if it's 40 (too lazy to look it up) thats still less than half the time aggy has been wandering in futility.

[ousux 5587]

This sounds like an idea that will help with recruiting:

Similar to how some countries require mandatory military service, I think a good idea to instill discipline and Aggie core values into football players is to make them serve in the corps for at least 2 or 3 years. I think this would solve the off field issues as well as the small on field discipline issues like false starts and offsides. Any thoughts?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3409417
Lol, which one of you is brad niven and how did you manage to get the ag tag?

[nnm 36101]

6 hours ago, ousux said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3409417
Lol, which one of you is brad niven and how did you manage to get the ag tag?

Nuked by looch. 

[Hornlover 8824]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Nuked by looch. 

Nuke LaLoosh?

[RomaVicta 29794]

Academics!

[SimkinsMan 4349]

Best two-loss team in the country is getting that coaster back on track, baby. Just need to squeeze a little bit harder is all. 

 

[Getafix 28416]

 

Some choice droppings from our friends obsessed with all things ovine.  

With this title, how could the thread not deliver?

The featured poster is one "78Eagle".  He has risen to the occasion.  He rises to most occasions. 

 

 

 

Edited October 10, 2023 by Getafix

[RomaVicta 29794]

I notice that they are now touting Alabama as "the most talented team in the nation" using the source that says the Aggies are number 4. They say it as if it has any meaning at all compared to on-field performance.

If anything, team performance is indicating how worthless the rating system is. You are what your record says you are.

[Armybrat 40744]

2 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Best two-loss team in the country is getting that coaster back on track, baby. Just need to squeeze a little bit harder is all. 

 

aggy has more bitter ends than an old frayed hair rope.

[msucolt45 3998]

aggy will always be aggy! It’s written to interpritude. aggy will be aggy!

Live on others success and then compare failures to others’ failures! Fng aggy at its finest!

Hook’em!!!

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I notice that they are now touting Alabama as "the most talented team in the nation" using the source that says the Aggies are number 4. They say it as if it has any meaning at all compared to on-field performance.

If anything, team performance is indicating how worthless the rating system is. You are what your record says you are.

Same group of guys that Texas beat, though.  Seemingly the only team to have improved over the past month, in their estimation. 

[deft 6800]

I notice that they are now touting Alabama as "the most talented team in the nation" using the source that says the Aggies are number 4. They say it as if it has any meaning at all compared to on-field performance.
If anything, team performance is indicating how worthless the rating system is. You are what your record says you are.

Now that aggy has lost its second game, there’s no denying that Alabama is the best 1 lost team in the country!

/aggy

[Henry Hill 3156]

[bad_teammate 13132]

17 hours ago, Getafix said:

Yes, the character of the recruits a coach brings in actually IS that coach's responsibility and the fallout from those choices IS that coach's fault.

It's not super common that people involved are genuinely surprised by someone coming into a program and behaving like a menace. Disappointed that it turned out in a predictable way, maybe, but not shocked. The coaches were already warned about the risk and they chose to take the risk. The issue Jimbo has is that he takes way too many risks. It's OK to have a small handful. It's not OK to have a bucketful.

Add into that the lack of program character and program discipline, and you get what you are seeing now at A&M.

Meanwhile, Sark takes on his own risks, and there are little flare-ups (the biggest being from within his own coaching staff), but most of it is pretty quiet and then taken care of quietly.

[HtownHorn 14488]

What's crazy is aggy is getting all these EDGE commitments without an actual coach. They haven't replaced Price. By crazy I mean, damn those bags must be huge again.

[Getafix 28416]

 

Thought this was funny.

From Aggie 247, in a thread on their next game w/ the Vols.

 

 

 

[hook me 2080]

On 10/9/2023 at 5:23 PM, Carl Spackler said:

 

Oh, a Tennessee win would certainly be delicious.  And that's the way I'm leaning simply because I can't really find it in me to root for the gomers.  

But I also have visions of Ags getting a glimmer of hope only to see it all dashed into a thousand pieces like a jizz jar being dropped on concrete when the rollercoaster flies off the tracks against the likes of South Carolina or one (or both) of the Mississippi schools. 

Like I said -- it's a no lose situation for us.     

a&m beating a nationally ranked Tennessee in Knoxville during the CBS game of the week is anything but a "no lose" for us. It may not cause the recruiting avalanche that beating Bama would have, but it would certainly help them. I hope they get blown out in the first half & Tennessee runs up the score in the second half with back ups & walk ons. Questions about Jimbo's future while media heads are constantly bringing up how stupid his contract is during their bye week would just be so great.

[BigHornedLurker 1893]

2 hours ago, hook me said:

a&m beating a nationally ranked Tennessee in Knoxville during the CBS game of the week is anything but a "no lose" for us. It may not cause the recruiting avalanche that beating Bama would have, but it would certainly help them. I hope they get blown out in the first half & Tennessee runs up the score in the second half with back ups & walk ons. Questions about Jimbo's future while media heads are constantly bringing up how stupid his contract is during their bye week would just be so great.

there would almost nothing better that could happen next week , though i would take chaotic weekend of all of the undefeated teams losing their games as a nice cherry on top 

[DanTheHorn 4901]

On 10/10/2023 at 3:25 PM, SimkinsMan said:

Best two-loss team in the country is getting that coaster back on track, baby. Just need to squeeze a little bit harder is all. 

 

Bitter end it is

[MuellerHorn 4195]

6 hours ago, hook me said:

a&m beating a nationally ranked Tennessee in Knoxville during the CBS game of the week is anything but a "no lose" for us. It may not cause the recruiting avalanche that beating Bama would have, but it would certainly help them. I hope they get blown out in the first half & Tennessee runs up the score in the second half with back ups & walk ons. Questions about Jimbo's future while media heads are constantly bringing up how stupid his contract is during their bye week would just be so great.

100%. Their program blowing up just as Texas enters the SEC is the best possible scenario. I hope they go 7-5, at best.

[deft 6800]

You should be hoping for a meteor

[Deej 76568]

aggy would be a better road team if the schools they visited let them smoke up in the visitor's locker room.

Edited October 15, 2023 by Deej