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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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15 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

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I love that they STILL don't get that there is no, "negotiate him down" possible.  The contract is guaranteed dumb fucks. 

even worse, he pays 37% of every pay day, but taking that cost of money hit as soon as possible, for the money at stake here, is worth tens of millions more for little fish.

if they wrote him a check for (guessing) $70m today he keeps 44m

3-month t-bills are yielding more than long paper right now

44 x 0.535 = 2.36m january bonus

assume 3-month paper stays at 5% for just 1 year

48.68 (april 24)

51.11 (july 24)

53.67 (october 24)

if jimbo gets bought out tomorrow he makes 10m in 1 year just parking the money with the fed, whereas if he compounds annual checks from talkiebird (paid with our money) he makes far less

a metric fuckton less

JIMBO WANTS TO GET FIRED - actually he wants to collect his guaranteed contract - but he has negative monetary incentive to win

 

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17 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I kind of don't understand the aggie meltdown.  They were 3 point underdogs on the road and lost by 7.  Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it, but they always seem to pencil in these toss up games as wins, and are flabbergasted when they go the other way.

it's loss #3

the inbound-natty everyone talks about us we're important construct collapses instantly with the 3rd loss which always takes them out of contention for everything

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

even worse, he pays 37% of every pay day, but taking that cost of money hit as soon as possible, for the money at stake here, is worth tens of millions more for little fish.

if they wrote him a check for (guessing) $70m today he keeps 44m

3-month t-bills are yielding more than long paper right now

44 x 0.535 = 2.36m january bonus

assume 3-month paper stays at 5% for just 1 year

48.68 (april 24)

51.11 (july 24)

53.67 (october 24)

if jimbo gets bought out tomorrow he makes 10m in 1 year just parking the money with the fed, whereas if he compounds annual checks from talkiebird (paid with our money) he makes far less

a metric fuckton less

JIMBO WANTS TO GET FIRED - actually he wants to collect his guaranteed contract - but he has negative monetary incentive to win

 

He doesn’t get it all as a lump sum. It’s a decent chunk fairly quickly, then annual payments over the life of the contract. 
 

maybe up front could be a negotiated point but then that would require aggy to pony up huge in the short term as opposed to spreading the pain over 6 years. 

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2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

even worse, he pays 37% of every pay day, but taking that cost of money hit as soon as possible, for the money at stake here, is worth tens of millions more for little fish.

if they wrote him a check for (guessing) $70m today he keeps 44m

3-month t-bills are yielding more than long paper right now

44 x 0.535 = 2.36m january bonus

assume 3-month paper stays at 5% for just 1 year

48.68 (april 24)

51.11 (july 24)

53.67 (october 24)

if jimbo gets bought out tomorrow he makes 10m in 1 year just parking the money with the fed, whereas if he compounds annual checks from talkiebird (paid with our money) he makes far less

a metric fuckton less

JIMBO WANTS TO GET FIRED - actually he wants to collect his guaranteed contract - but he has negative monetary incentive to win

 

I don't know how the word "worse" enters into a discussion about somebody getting $75MM even if it's $50MM after taxes. Oh, and the receiver is already a multi-millionaire.

I'd just be smiling all the time and saying, "This is great!"

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even worse, he pays 37% of every pay day, but taking that cost of money hit as soon as possible, for the money at stake here, is worth tens of millions more for little fish.
if they wrote him a check for (guessing) $70m today he keeps 44m
3-month t-bills are yielding more than long paper right now
44 x 0.535 = 2.36m january bonus
assume 3-month paper stays at 5% for just 1 year
48.68 (april 24)
51.11 (july 24)
53.67 (october 24)
if jimbo gets bought out tomorrow he makes 10m in 1 year just parking the money with the fed, whereas if he compounds annual checks from talkiebird (paid with our money) he makes far less
a metric fuckton less
JIMBO WANTS TO GET FIRED - actually he wants to collect his guaranteed contract - but he has negative monetary incentive to win
 

3month t bills yield 5% annually, not in 3 months. In your example you’d get 5.35%/4 at the end of 3 months.
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A lot of this “Jimbo must go” talk sounds awfully woke to me. I sure hope the Ags don’t fall to the same wokeness that took over in Austin and too many other college campuses to mention. A&M is the most patriotic and conservative university, it would be a shame if they fired Jimbo because of the Woke Mob.
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spacer.pngthis infrared imagery proves the fart theory about Aggie fatigue in the 4th quarter.  This was a 4th quarter Max Johnson fart and notice how quickly the red dissipates from the gas plume once ejected from Johnson?  That’s a weak grain rip… clearly not enough sorghum at play here

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

He said the Tennessee fans were nice 😂

Stopped at a Knoxville Waffle House at 6am Sunday morning on the way to the airport. 😁

Had to fly to Atlanta then to Dallas and THEN drive 3 hours to get back home. Must really suck to live in a shit hole

 

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