Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

FuboTV has a great PinP function. 

YouTubeTV has multiview, 4 games on the screen with you being able to select which audio. I prefer to watch the Horns on the big screen. I can jump around on the computer for the other games and not miss a Horn play

[nnm 36436]

 

[nnm 36436]

7 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

YouTubeTV has multiview, 4 games on the screen with you being able to select which audio. I prefer to watch the Horns on the big screen. I can jump around on the computer for the other games and not miss a Horn play

Yes, I tried YTTV for a while too. I like FuboTV’s interface better. You can put up to four games on like YTTV, can customize how they’re arranged, can choose between which audio is live, and can isolate and raise a screen to full screen when you se something interesting happening. Easy to switch back to the multi screen view. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

😅

 

[SimkinsMan 4391]

Pretty amazing sequence near the end of the Ole Miss game today. Johnson throws a pick with 24 seconds to go. The offense goes to the sidelines as the play is reviewed, and the Ole Miss DB is clearly out of bounds. After the review is over, Jimbo comes over to the offensive huddle and as it is breaking up shoves Johnson in the back. (Johnson was already clearly in pain, and was wincing seconds earlier). After the shove, Johnson turns around and says something to the effect of, "What the fuck?"

I suck at technology so I only have this shitty screen grab. But it's worth going back and watching. Jimbo is a cuck and a dick at the same time, it seems. 

[billfromlaketravis 11515]

Just texted office aggy. Will report back soon. 
 

Two losses in one day is pretty rough and usually reserved for baseball double headers. 

[closetojumping 62746]

First response for the win here. Hoping this is legible since I don’t post stuff like this much. Made me laugh.

[Foosters 17858]

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Pretty amazing sequence near the end of the Ole Miss game today. Johnson throws a pick with 24 seconds to go. The offense goes to the sidelines as the play is reviewed, and the Ole Miss DB is clearly out of bounds. After the review is over, Jimbo comes over to the offensive huddle and as it is breaking up shoves Johnson in the back. (Johnson was already clearly in pain, and was wincing seconds earlier). After the shove, Johnson turns around and says something to the effect of, "What the fuck?"

I suck at technology so I only have this shitty screen grab. But it's worth going back and watching. Jimbo is a cuck and a dick at the same time, it seems. 

For cause! For cause!

[deft 6856]

Maybe jimbo

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

 

[Butch Had Not 2982]

I love to listen to Nuno post aggy loss.  He delivers the news like he just had to announce the assassination of JFK to the world.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

Ya'll knew this was coming

 

[nnm 36436]

Before it gets scrubbed …

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

[LOHorn 277]

Does the aggy AD realize he could hire an aggy head coach? Then they would have to support the coach, no matter what. 

[nnm 36436]

10 minutes ago, LOHorn said:

Does the aggy AD realize he could hire an aggy head coach? Then they would have to support the coach, no matter what. 

aggy Chad is tan, rested, and ready. 

So is Gary Kubiak. 

[WBT 20614]

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

For cause! For cause!

Shocking to me that Jimbo would put hands on a player when aggy has to be looking for any reason 

[SydneyCarton 48110]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Shocking to me that Jimbo would put hands on a player when aggy has to be looking for any reason 

He can’t help himself. It’s like asking him to stop being short. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

[msucolt45 4062]

Does the aggy AD realize he could hire an aggy head coach? Then they would have to support the coach, no matter what. 

Fng aggy doesn’t realize that the problem is being aggy. Hell, every part of just being in B/CS is aggy. aggy has always been aggy! If it weren’t for the $$$ bags, I can’t imagine why a kid, outside of Katy, would even think of going there.

Hook’em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

7 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

I love those powder blue jerseys. It's why I really like Ole Miss. Good, bad, mediocre...IDGAF. They have some sweet ass powder blue jerseys. Plus I like the Brush Script font on their helmets 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

Get the rollercoaster started early boys

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

their patheticness knows no bounds

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

[closetojumping 62746]

I love the part where they unironically bemoan Texas beating “little sisters of the blind” at home. ATM is 4-1 at home this year and will finish 6-1. They’ve gotten to 4-1 with wins over New Mexico, Louisiana Monroe, Auburn and South Carolina. They’ll add 2 more wins by beating a terrible MSU team and Abilene FCS Christian. 

The one loss? To an Alabama team that Texas beat on the road. But UT has the easy schedule. 

I also like the idiot who thinks KSU went for 2 and the dipshit who thinks that Maalik Murphy is not only on the same planet as Quinn Ewers but actually better. 

They really can tell themselves whatever they have to in order to protect their tiny and fragile psyches. 

[Leanderman 2275]

On a positive note however, the gomer "cheerleaders" are not getting tossed into the cement fish pond very much this year.

[closetojumping 62746]

More good stuff from 247. 

 

I’ve been waiting for this kind of logic to take hold. They’re perfectly capable of taking the “we don’t need them durn 5 star prima donnas! just give us the 3 stars who want to be good ags and the program will shape’em!” and transposing that onto the coaching hire. “Send him out to Junction, boys! Toughen him up and he’ll be whipping those 3 stars into worldbeaters before we know it. Don’t pay him shit and he’ll be fine with it because he’ll love being an aggie coach!”

Never-mind that ATM has beaten no one and that they were never any better in the Big 12 than they are now, “undefeated!” I am glad I exist in this reality because Texas A&M is undefeated in all of the alternate universes out there. They cannot help themselves - they own you if they’re not playing you.

 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

They cannot help themselves - they own you if they’re not playing you.

 

You got this last part wrong.  They own you even when they are playing you and lose to you because it really wasn't a loss.  It was too windy, or time ran out, or they should have gotten the win but the other team scored more points but they are still better.  

[RomaVicta 29929]

For the craziest shit, I choose guys with an AgTag just to be fair. I had to go back to be sure this idiot wasn't a troll. Above, typical insane expectations for a QB prior to insertion under bus.

Below, recall how they didn't lose anybody important to the portal because none of them were starters?

The dots will remain unconnected in College Station.

 

 

[Nivek 16945]

41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

More good stuff from 247. 

 

I’ve been waiting for this kind of logic to take hold. They’re perfectly capable of taking the “we don’t need them durn 5 star prima donnas! just give us the 3 stars who want to be good ags and the program will shape’em!” and transposing that onto the coaching hire. “Send him out to Junction, boys! Toughen him up and he’ll be whipping those 3 stars into worldbeaters before we know it. Don’t pay him shit and he’ll be fine with it because he’ll love being an aggie coach!”

Never-mind that ATM has beaten no one and that they were never any better in the Big 12 than they are now, “undefeated!” I am glad I exist in this reality because Texas A&M is undefeated in all of the alternate universes out there. They cannot help themselves - they own you if they’re not playing you.

 

The aggy excuse script I think is written on some magic 8 ball or one of those little girl flippy paper quadrant things.  

[Leanderman 2275]

Praying that the gomer will beat L$U once again so they will extend dumbo for one more year.

 

[FloridaHorn 4766]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

What a coincidence…an ag mowed my yard  yesterday also.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

Edited November 5, 2023 by JesusSweatDuck

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

[nnm 36436]

So Looch has figured out the identity of one of his tormentors. I guess the big surprise is going to be a doxing and a challenge to a good old-fashioned slap fight on the sacred grass above the dead dogs. 

[SimkinsMan 4391]

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

So Looch has figured out the identity of one of his tormentors. I guess the big surprise is going to be a doxing and a challenge to a good old-fashioned slap fight on the sacred grass above the dead dogs. 

Instead of being a prima donna jackass, ole looch could just block or mute the guy and move on. But no ...

[BigHornedLurker 1944]

24 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

What a coincidence…an ag mowed my yard  yesterday also.

 

This guy ? 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

Lane still trolling. 

 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

Another starting QB down. Thanks to @Longhornfrenzyfor grabbing before it gets deleted

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

No, the Yankees have won championships.

 

[Post Oak 20245]

They fuckin wish.

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

No, the Yankees have won championships.

 

The Yankees have won almost a quarter of all World Series championships and are expected to compete at the highest level every year.  How the fuck does he see aggy as being in the same universe as the Yankees?  I hate the Yankees, but their overall success is undeniable.  As is aggy's lack of success.

[ClubWhatever 12145]

Who is QB3?

[SimkinsMan 4391]

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

No, the Yankees have won championships.

 

The New York Yankees have won the World Series 19 times since 1939. That was the last year Lou Gehrig played a game.

[RichUT 1832]

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Who is QB3?

Listeater probably has a year of eligibility left. 

Edited November 5, 2023 by RichUT

[closetojumping 62746]

3 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

The New York Yankees have won the World Series 19 times since 1939. That was the last year Lou Gehrig played a game.

Man, 1939 was a rough year. Aggies, Gehrig and ALS, Europe. Glad I wasn’t around. 

[Leanderman 2275]

Marcel Reed, "Come on down"

[RomaVicta 29929]

The apex of Aggie wit and reasoning:

Yes, Cinco, you're called little brother because people were confused about the days UT and A&M opened their doors for the first time. Thank you for putting the ape in apex.

And this is nice:

1  Blaming the victim. This moron goes on to destroy the point he thinks he's making.

2  I don't know what kind of Aggie Johnson is or even exactly what a good Aggie is. This guy is something of a typical Aggie in that he makes an assertion and then unwittingly disproves it with his own evidence, and he can't get past the most basic of football fan falacies of blaming the QB for everything. Sure, nobody blocked for him and there was no running game to slow the rush, but he got himself killed by holding on to the ball too long.

I'll only say that Johnson completed a lot of passes where he got smashed a microsecond after release. Holding the ball too long, as far as I have understood it, is usually pointed out after an incompletion. And this Aggie is dogging him before going to the cornball shit of bein' raised raht and a gold durn good Ag.