Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[TXRed 3247]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

4 minutes ago, TXRed said:

 

@THUJONE Like Derek. Jeter.

PS is a dick-shaped cloud too much to ask!

Edited November 12, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[The Dog 44019]

20 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

headshrinker already announced it. He has an ag tag and everything. 

Elko would be a great hire for them IMHO. He's the first coach since Spurrier to have a winning record (overall) at Duke. The only question is whether or not Elko wants the aggy job or somewhere else. 

[Not a Sock 2311]

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Thamel says : Kiffin, Elko, Norvell, Lanning, Traylor, Chris Klieman, Kingsbury, and DeBoer. 

Please God let it be Kliff. Traylor also sucks, but not a bad list. 

No way in hell they hire Klieman, he’s 0-6 vs Texas, even if he is a really good coach his record vs Texas would be way to much for them to swallow.

[TXRed 3247]

Fucking LOL

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

No way in hell they hire Klieman, he’s 0-6 vs Texas, even if he is a really good coach his record vs Texas would be way to much for them to swallow.

That’s a good point.  He’s the only name that gave me pause, too.  
 

Sonny Dykes would bring the fun

[Not a Sock 2311]

3 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Fucking LOL

There is a concerning amount of self awareness in that thread.

[D3zii 3675]

30 minutes ago, NoName said:

it's relevant to him actually leaving.

also, Washington has B10 money, and is in the CFP hunt.

dudes don't leave jobs for other jobs when they can win a national championship, are top 5 and are undefeated.

Not to mention Debore is in talk for NFL jobs!! Lanning imo would be the best hire plus I do believe he would prefer the SEC, 

another job that we need to keep an eye on: Michigan 

[TXRed 3247]

 

[Enchubben 5510]

[realgreggym 835]

2 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

They will increase the players pay that most will stick around 

Reville won't be eating as much.

[realgreggym 835]

47 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Fucking LOL

These are the same people that wanted to give Jimbo a 15 year contract.

[nnm 36352]

One self-aware aggy with an ag tag. 

[ATXhorn17 1617]

As a Duke football fan (we exist), the big question mark around Elko is whether he can field an offense without Riley Leonard… Leonard is truly phenomenal and a big component of his success at Duke.

[ousux 5597]

There is a concerning amount of self awareness in that thread.

They've been on the verge of sentience for a while now. Thankfully for us eventually the aggy mindset prevails even for the odd aggy who shows intelligence and self awareness.

[Jebus 1305]

14 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

As a Duke football fan (we exist), the big question mark around Elko is whether he can field an offense without Riley Leonard… Leonard is truly phenomenal and a big component of his success at Duke.

So as a Duke fan what is your estimation of the chances that elko would leave for A&M?  And how hard would Duke fight to keep him?  What are his contract and buyout numbers like? 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

There is a concerning amount of self awareness in that thread.

They've been on the verge of sentience for a while now. Thankfully for us eventually the aggy mindset prevails even for the odd aggy who shows intelligence and self awareness.

They use those posts to identify the ones who should be purged 

[Michael Knight 12977]

Hiring Lane Kiffin would be the ultimate cuck move

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

Who has some Jimbo gifs? Specifically the one with his boots up rubbing his hands and the one where he was at a complete loss for words.  

I have aggy in some fantasy leagues and can't find them scrolling back.

[Duane Moore 5237]

43 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

As a Duke football fan (we exist), the big question mark around Elko is whether he can field an offense without Riley Leonard… Leonard is truly phenomenal and a big component of his success at Duke.

Loftis looked pretty good last night against UNC.  

Looking at Elko physically last night, I worry about his health going forward. That guy is carrying a ton of bad weight. He’s bigger than Mack by a lot at a much younger age. He’s not in Mangino at KU territory yet, but he’s at least Chris Christie (no CR) or Bob Huggins size. 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

Elko has beaten nobody at Duke. I mean nobody. I think he's now either 0-4 or 0-5 against top 25 teams based on ESPN efficiency rankings. 

Actually, I think he might have 1 top 25 win now as Clemson is ranked #25 but will probably still fall out of the top 25. Elko has been beating up on sisters of the poor in the ACC. I hope aggy hires him. 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

Just woke up, going with a mega dump from LHF since this morning. Spoiler because of size.

 

Spoiler

 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

I hope jimbo still likes money and wants to coach, and takes a job somewhere for half of what aggy paid him, just like sumlin did. 
 

might make some coaches or agents leery if aggy keeps demonstrating that they are career killers. 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

5 hours ago, TXRed said:

Fucking LOL

Standard aggy delusion when it's probably the complete opposite. They're terrified of Texas coming to the SEC next season while Texas is currently 9-1 and in the playoff picture. 

Edited November 12, 2023 by Rickylovesweed

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

  Emergency looch is real! @THUJONE

Edited November 12, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

I think Bjork is in charge. He gave the scoop to his guy Looch. Brent Z, Sharp’s guy, hasn’t said shit all day. 

[Chopper 17230]

Unfortunately the name of the author of this post got cut off from the @Longhornfrenzy/ @BornAndRaised dump.

[Deej 76755]

17 hours ago, Harvdog said:

All my Aggie friends

[Deej 76755]

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

  Emergency looch is real! @THUJONE

 

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

Looch’s podcast pretty much confirmed my assumptions. There was growing concern with the anti-Jimbo crowd that he would beat LSU and save his job. They wanted to kill his momentum before he could start politicking. 
 

Looch said Ole Miss loss was the tipping point for the anti-Jimbo crowd. He also said the anti-Jimbo crowd tried to push him out last year, but they didn’t have enough support. 

Edited November 12, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[DaysOff 7947]

They have 3 conference losses to ranked opponents all by one score. What did they expect after 5-7. This is a bullshit fire. #savejimbo

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Any chance Arkansas hires jimbo (at half the cost) and he starts beating aggy consistently (while they are paying him $6 million per year)?

Edited November 12, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Radical Larry 28564]

Any chance Arkansas hires jimbo (at half the cost) and he starts beating aggy consistently?

That would be chef kiss worthy.

[Wishbone 4759]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Any chance Arkansas hires jimbo (at half the cost) and he starts beating aggy consistently?

I think Jimbo’s head coaching career is probably behind him now. Maybe his coaching career in general. TV analyst Jimbo would need an interpreter. He needed that contract. Now he can voyeur his ass off in private and count his aggy retirement money.

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

17 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch’s podcast pretty much confirmed my assumptions. There was growing concern with the anti-Jimbo crowd that he would beat LSU and save his job.

LSU has scored 52, 28, 62, 48, 49, and 49 points in the last 6 games. 

Their defense is bad but it seems highly unlikely that aggy's 3rd string QB is going to be able to keep up with LSU's offense on the road. If they were willing to have instability for 2 to 3 weeks out of fear of beating LSU that is a terrible fucking decision. 

[texifornia 56864]

59 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Elko has beaten nobody at Duke. I mean nobody. I think he's now either 0-4 or 0-5 against top 25 teams based on ESPN efficiency rankings. 

Actually, I think he might have 1 top 25 win now as Clemson is ranked #25 but will probably still fall out of the top 25. Elko has been beating up on sisters of the poor in the ACC. I hope aggy hires him. 

It has to be said, Duke is traditionally a little sister of the poor. Beating the hell out of their peers and hanging with FSU is something only Cutcliffe and Elko have done.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

It has to be said, Duke is traditionally a little sister of the poor. Beating the hell out of their peers and hanging with FSU is something only Cutcliffe and Elko have done.

Spurrier back when

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It has to be said, Duke is traditionally a little sister of the poor. Beating the hell out of their peers and hanging with FSU is something only Cutcliffe and Elko have done.

Key word is traditionally. 

A decent coach can beat these type of teams. It's the same thing that got aggy in trouble with Jimbo. Beating those shit teams in the ACC doesn't mean much other than your coach is a step above shitty programs. 

 

 

[texifornia 56864]

5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I think Jimbo’s head coaching career is probably behind him now. Maybe his coaching career in general. TV analyst Jimbo would need an interpreter. He needed that contract. Now he can voyeur his ass off in private and count his aggy retirement money.

If Brown has a down year next year he might get the Mack-style homecoming pre-retirement gig at WVU 

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

LSU has scored 52, 28, 62, 48, 49, and 49 points in the last 6 games. 

Their defense is bad but it seems highly unlikely that aggy's 3rd string QB is going to be able to keep up with LSU's offense on the road. If they were willing to have instability for 2 to 3 weeks out of fear of beating LSU that is a terrible fucking decision. 

Looch won’t say it, but it he hints at quite a bit of instability behind the scenes. If they had a permanent president and full time chancellor, I doubt the anti-Jimbo would have the balls to clip him. Bjork and the TexAgs crazies appear to running things. 

[Wishbone 4759]

Just now, texifornia said:

If Brown has a down year next year he might get the Mack-style homecoming pre-retirement gig at WVU 

I thought about that. It could happen I guess. What makes me hesitate is that after seeing how he ruined FSU and was given everything he ever wanted at aggy with regard to support and bag money and top recruits, etc. and still falls on his face that I have my doubts that anyone, including WVU would hire him as a head coach. However, I guess you can never underestimate the ability of some programs willingness to one-up another with regard to stupidity

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

13 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

LSU has scored 52, 28, 62, 48, 49, and 49 points in the last 6 games. 

This is allowed?

[Wishbone 4759]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This is allowed?

Apparently, it was.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Maybe they steal billy Napier away from Florida this week. 

[msucolt45 4056]

Standard aggy delusion when it's probably the complete opposite. They're terrified of Texas coming to the SEC next season while Texas is currently 9-1 and in the playoff picture. 

That’s pretty funny how “Texas is shaking in their boots” right now. Only aggy to come up with that script/mindset.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4056]

They now have their built in excuse for their loss to us next year, as it’s the new staff’s first year. Just wait until next year - as it’s always next year!

Hook’em!!!

[Ashylarry 255]

Can we have some of their recruits + Evan Stewart? 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

[RabidM 2666]

It might be nice if Florida opens up too.  That could really drive the price up on both of them. Maybe Harbaugh says fuck it and goes back the NFL.  It could be interdasting...

[Huckleberry 32848]

6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

His experience and knowledge.

Exemplified by the hundreds of articles he's written stating that:

1. R.C. Slocum is a better recruiter and coach than Mack Brown.
2. Dennis Franchione is a better recruiter than Mack Brown and a better gameday coach than Bob Stoops.
3. Mike Sherman is a better coach than Mack Brown.
4. Kevin Sumlin is the best coach in the country and Texas A&M now runs the state and championships are coming.
5. Jimbo Fisher is a sitting championship coach better at talent identification and gameday coaching than anyone other than Saban. And he's Saban's equal.
6. Every year, no matter who it is, A&M's coach is a better coach than the coach at Texas and A&M has better support than Texas and A&M has a better program than Texas. All while A&M accomplishes nothing. Every year.

Yes, his knowledge is unsurpassed.