Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

1 minute ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Idk how many articles have come out for possible destinations for arch every since the news broke ewers might come back. These guys are such bitches.

Those were coming out for weeks prior....

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

2 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Idk how many articles have come out for possible destinations for arch every since the news broke ewers might come back. These guys are such bitches.

It’s their job to make you feel that way. They just want to generate attention 

[RomaVicta 29902]

 

Such manly men these Aggies.

It also occurs to me how much this is like the SEC inviting Texas to join. They puff up and start demanding consideration or else! Then it's a humiliating forced retreat to the reality nobody gives a shit about their outraged fainting spells.

They may just stop showing people where the stadium is if this keeps up!

Edited November 17, 2023 by RomaVicta

[hookemATL 11707]

If you grew up around them, or spend any significant amount of time around them, you know that aggys are uniquely sensitive and easily triggered. It’s one thing to stan your program, it’s entirely different to freak out like a child at even the most banal offenses (real or imagined). It’s why they are such a fucking beating to be around or talk to when it comes to sport. 
 

if I got this upset every time some talking head or self important “pundit” shat on Texas, I’d have died of an aneurysm when I was 15.

fucking babies. 

[blacklab 11926]

6 hours ago, Leanderman said:

We should take up a collection and send them a few cases of crying towels.

This is the aggy thread, lets leave the Astros and Altuve out of it please.

[Napoleon 8666]

I think that it was this thread that had screenshots of ags talking about:

1) Turning Longhorn items in Academy stores Upside-Down and/or Backwards on the rack.

2) Wanting to fuck with a dead man’s Longhorn lapel pin at an open casket funeral.

Well…

Last night I stopped into the Buc-ee’s in Temple on my drive back up to Dallas from the USA 🇺🇸 vs Trinidad & Tobago 🇹🇹 soccer game and wandered upon this:

College magnets, except…

…apparently two magnets were too intimidating, so…

…someone had taken the time to flip the front Texas Longhorn magnets upside down.

🙄

I showed this to my elderly mother (who grew up in the Midwest and didn’t move to Texas until after college and stints in Chicago & NYC) and when she grasped what had happened she said:

”That just shows how inferior they [aggies] feel.”

[idigTexas 2284]

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I think that it was this thread that had screenshots of ags talking about:

1) Turning Longhorn items in Academy stores Upside-Down and/or Backwards on the rack.

2) Wanting to fuck with a dead man’s Longhorn lapel pin at an open casket funeral.

Well…

Last night I stopped into the Buc-ee’s in Temple on my drive back up to Dallas from the USA 🇺🇸 vs Trinidad & Tobago 🇹🇹 soccer game and wandered upon this:

College magnets, except…

…apparently two magnets were too intimidating, so…

…someone had taken the time to flip the front Texas Longhorn magnets upside down.

🙄

I showed this to my elderly mother (who grew up in the Midwest and didn’t move to Texas until after college and stints in Chicago & NYC) and when she grasped what had happened she said:

”That just shows how inferior they [aggies] feel.”

It made you start singing this in your head, didn't it?

 

[Vertigo 20276]

11 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

So should we start a meltdown thread for the videos that come out every single day that Arch is transferring? I swear to god these aggys are so damn thinned skinned.

The fact that they are this upset over this guy who has about as much screen talent and insight as a frisbee is hilarious. If Klatt, or Pate, or Brian Davis did something like this then sure, be all up in your feelings. But this guy?

[deft 6843]

I think that it was this thread that had screenshots of ags talking about:
1) Turning Longhorn items in Academy stores Upside-Down and/or Backwards on the rack.
2) Wanting to fuck with a dead man’s Longhorn lapel pin at an open casket funeral.
Well…
Last night I stopped into the Buc-ee’s in Temple on my drive back up to Dallas from the USA vs Trinidad & Tobago soccer game and wandered upon this:

College magnets, except…

…apparently two magnets were too intimidating, so…

…someone had taken the time to flip the front Texas Longhorn magnets upside down.

I showed this to my elderly mother (who grew up in the Midwest and didn’t move to Texas until after college and stints in Chicago & NYC) and when she grasped what had happened she said:
”That just shows how inferior they [aggies] feel.”

You should find who did this and MAKE THEM APOLOGIZE TO US!!1

[fattyflattie 4639]

5 hours ago, Treefidy said:

Actual  top programs are used to everyone taking shots at them while understanding that winning shuts up the peanut gallery. 

 

They just don’t know any better. 

[Deej 76756]

2 hours ago, deft said:

You should find who did this and MAKE THEM APOLOGIZE TO US!!1

It's probably the Buc-ee's management. 

[J.Peterman 137]

2 hours ago, deft said:

You should find who did this and MAKE THEM APOLOGIZE TO US!!1

Just be careful not to get into a fight.  I'm guessing you haven't been training at the same altitude as Temple, Texas.

[Leanderman 2275]

I still do not see why or how they promoted a position coach to interim head coach over their current O/C and D/C? Talk about a slap in the face to the coordinators?

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

12 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I still do not see why or how they promoted a position coach to interim head coach over their current O/C and D/C? Talk about a slap in the face to the coordinators?

Best recruiter. 

The next hire probably won't retain either the OC or DC and Robinson will be the 1st coach they try to keep. 

[Getafix 28569]

 

This fanbase ... lulz.

 

 

 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

aggys all offseason were running with the narrative that Arch would transfer and now they're upset over these transfer rumors involving their school. The biggest fucking idiots ever. 

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

18 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

This fanbase ... lulz.

 

 

 

They are so fucking strange

[Butch Had Not 2969]

17 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

This fanbase ... lulz.

 

 

 

That son was always miraculously available on Saturday to run out on the field. What a miracle. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18547]

I don't get why they're sticking up for Jimbo. That guy fleeced them for $100 million, put out a crap product and acted like a pompous ass the whole time. And they still love the dude. If somebody did Texas like that, he would be excoriated in perpetuity. Shit, we've been killing Mack Brown on here for years and the dude brought us a national championship and a buttload of ten win seasons. Rhetorical question obviously, but what the hell is wrong with those people?

[msucolt45 4057]

I really don’t know where they come up with these people (aggy). It’s baffling to the mind. All that talk about a Top 5 program that coaches just dream to Coach at? Really?

Hook’em!!!

[Frank Drebin 5661]

42 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Rhetorical question obviously, but what the hell is wrong with those people?

[kevwun 15769]

Also Durkin and Petrino are noted assholes which isn't ideal when you are trying to keep your good players from portaling.

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

47 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I really don’t know where they come up with these people (aggy). It’s baffling to the mind. All that talk about a Top 5 program that coaches just dream to Coach at? Really?

Hook’em!!!

They got rejected from everywhere else ? 

Edited November 17, 2023 by BigHornedLurker

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

10 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Also Durkin and Petrino are noted assholes which isn't ideal when you are trying to keep your good players from portaling.

aggy seems to have a weird obsession with Durkin. It sounds like they really want to keep him as DC.

I guess to keep the defensive roster together? But they've been smoked by the only good offenses they've faced this season and I bet that trend continues against LSU. 

[Deej 76756]

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

aggy seems to have a weird obsession with Durkin. It sounds like they really want to keep him as DC.

Just think how many students he could kill if they put him in charge of bonfire. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

12 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

aggy seems to have a weird obsession with Durkin. It sounds like they really want to keep him as DC.

I guess to keep the defensive roster together? But they've been smoked by the only good offenses they've faced this season and I bet that trend continues against LSU. 

I have a hard time seeing Traylor take the job if the coaching staff is dictated to him and I can’t believe Elko would keep Durkin on if he takes the job. So really I don’t see any way Durkin stays. But maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised. 

[Napoleon 8666]

32 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I have a hard time seeing Traylor take the job if the coaching staff is dictated to him and I can’t believe Elko would keep Durkin on if he takes the job. So really I don’t see any way Durkin stays. But maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised. 

So you’re holding out hope that they could still go with Urban?

[UDontKnow 10442]

36 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I have a hard time seeing Traylor take the job if the coaching staff is dictated to him and I can’t believe Elko would keep Durkin on if he takes the job. So really I don’t see any way Durkin stays. But maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised. 

So you're saying Durkin staying would be a killer development?

I'll see myself out now. 

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I have a hard time seeing Traylor take the job if the coaching staff is dictated to him and I can’t believe Elko would keep Durkin on if he takes the job. So really I don’t see any way Durkin stays. But maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised. 

From what I've heard if they go with Traylor he would basically accept any conditions they demand (not in terms of money but other demands like 'keep X coach"). He views this as likely his one and only shot to ever coach at a power program. His next best alternative would be something like the Houston or Baylor job which are both major rebuilds with far less favorable conditions and resources. Beyond his desperation it probably isn't the worst idea to give Durkin a one year trial run anyway. It gives you a built in patsy if things go off the rails. It also likely would keep most of their key defensive guys from entering the portal since, for whatever reason, they all actually seem to like that bastard. 

If Elko gets the job then Durkin is pretty much 100% out the door since you have to think Elko will just bring Santucci with him. (I still think it will be Elko but some people who would have bet their house on that outcome two days ago now seem very confused at wtf is going on)

edit: I mean if the Aggies come to you and say "look you give this guy a one year shot and if it doesn't work out we will spend whatever it takes to get you whomever you want as DC for year two" that isn't exactly an intolerable offer. 

Edited November 18, 2023 by HateYouAndMyself

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

8 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

If Elko gets the job then Durkin is pretty much 100% out the door since you have to think Elko will just bring Santucci with him.

This will be funny if it happens. aggys hate Santucci. 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

9 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

He views this as likely his one and only shot to ever coach at a power program.

Yeah, I don't think people realize how old Traylor is. 55. If he fails in 4 or 5 years at P5 program that might be his last shot. 

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

24 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This will be funny if it happens. aggys hate Santucci. 

Once the ministry of truth tells them how to feel they'll fall in line 

[Handcruser 2805]

Yeah, I don't think people realize how old Traylor is. 55. If he fails in 4 or 5 years at P5 program that might be his last shot. 

And at Aggy he’ll have 100m+ in his account.

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Maybe aggy goes after Marion for their OC. He has some Texas ties 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

18 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Maybe aggy goes after Marion for their OC. He has some Texas ties 

[Park Gothic 5016]

19 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Honestly he’s been doing good work at UNLV. 

[RomaVicta 29902]

10 hours ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Beyond his desperation it probably isn't the worst idea to give Durkin a one year trial run anyway. It gives you a built in patsy if things go off the rails.

If Durkin is not the best choice available to you, it would be foolish to keep him around as a patsy for problems he may actually generate himself.

Sometimes we overthink things. A new coach's focus is on winning not plotting schemes to deflect blame.

If things go poorly the first two years, the coach will still have assistants to fire if that's the best course for the program and keeping his job. No need to keep a dud around just in case.

[RomaVicta 29902]

 

 

[nnm 36356]

Three different Texags threads this morning. 

First, one of about eleventy billion threads on their disdain for Traylor:

Next, the head coach isn’t all that important.

Finally, still butthurt over 247 daring to speculate about transfers, and the little nugget at the end of the second one below—that Auburn has worse coaches than aggy, despite the fact that there is no aggy coach. 

[Nivek 16923]

Have they considered hiring Jason Sudekis yet?

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

Have they considered hiring Jason Sudekis yet?

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 11/16/2023 at 7:36 AM, nnm said:

This 2%er is probably already pushing up daises in someone’s backyard in Katy. 

Yep

[SuckitKevin 920]

On 11/17/2023 at 11:12 AM, Napoleon said:

I think that it was this thread that had screenshots of ags talking about:

1) Turning Longhorn items in Academy stores Upside-Down and/or Backwards on the rack.

2) Wanting to fuck with a dead man’s Longhorn lapel pin at an open casket funeral.

Well…

Last night I stopped into the Buc-ee’s in Temple on my drive back up to Dallas from the USA 🇺🇸 vs Trinidad & Tobago 🇹🇹 soccer game and wandered upon this:

College magnets, except…

…apparently two magnets were too intimidating, so…

…someone had taken the time to flip the front Texas Longhorn magnets upside down.

🙄

I showed this to my elderly mother (who grew up in the Midwest and didn’t move to Texas until after college and stints in Chicago & NYC) and when she grasped what had happened she said:

”That just shows how inferior they [aggies] feel.”

LOL, I was driving down the highway the other day and noticed a Century Club sticker on a truck’s rear window only because he was driving like an asshole. As he pulled further away I saw that he had a Longhorn hitch cover turned upside down. It’s unbelievable that this guy spent money on this item just so he could do this. I’m sure the idea seemed way better in his pea brain.

[ousux 5597]

From what I've heard if they go with Traylor he would basically accept any conditions they demand (not in terms of money but other demands like 'keep X coach"). He views this as likely his one and only shot to ever coach at a power program. His next best alternative would be something like the Houston or Baylor job which are both major rebuilds with far less favorable conditions and resources. Beyond his desperation it probably isn't the worst idea to give Durkin a one year trial run anyway. It gives you a built in patsy if things go off the rails. It also likely would keep most of their key defensive guys from entering the portal since, for whatever reason, they all actually seem to like that bastard. 
If Elko gets the job then Durkin is pretty much 100% out the door since you have to think Elko will just bring Santucci with him. (I still think it will be Elko but some people who would have bet their house on that outcome two days ago now seem very confused at wtf is going on)
edit: I mean if the Aggies come to you and say "look you give this guy a one year shot and if it doesn't work out we will spend whatever it takes to get you whomever you want as DC for year two" that isn't exactly an intolerable offer. 

Some new head coaches will keep one coach from the old staff either to maintain continuity, learn about the new school from them or it is someone they'd hire anyway. The aggy admin demanding certain coaches be retained is just dumb. Look at how long it took us to unfuck the defense when Sark hired all the defensive assistants before PK. Coordinators usually have input if not the final say on who they want, but PK was given a staff he didn't really know.

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

How in the world do they think Texas was lucky in the Iowa State game? 

Several penalties resulted in about 17 points taken off the board for Texas, the Worthy fumble, and then a couple fumbles for Iowa State that were somehow recovered by them. 

The only thing that kept this from being a 20 point loss for Iowa State was nothing going our way in the luck department. 

[Post Oak 20209]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

How in the world do they think Texas was lucky in the Iowa State game? 

Several penalties resulted in about 17 points taken off the board for Texas, the Worthy fumble, and then a couple fumbles for Iowa State that were somehow recovered by them. 

The only thing that kept this from being a 20 point loss for Iowa State was nothing going our way in the luck department. 

Stop right there

[realgreggym 835]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Congrats on your latest epic non P5 win today. 

[Acropora 856]

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

How in the world do they think Texas was lucky in the Iowa State game? 

Several penalties resulted in about 17 points taken off the board for Texas, the Worthy fumble, and then a couple fumbles for Iowa State that were somehow recovered by them. 

The only thing that kept this from being a 20 point loss for Iowa State was nothing going our way in the luck department. 

 

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Stop right there

I had a long reply but the next response is perfect.  Cognitive dissonance or as we call it, being an Aggy.  End of the day, the fucking team that just fired their coach for a buyout higher than the next 5 combined without a clear plan and will be going to the Sunflower seed bowl or whatever the fuck they actually get to this year after missing a bowl last year should shut the fuck up.  

[RomaVicta 29902]

5 hours ago, Acropora said:

End of the day, the fucking team that just fired their coach for a buyout higher than the next 5 combined without a clear plan and will be going to the Sunflower seed bowl or whatever the fuck they actually get to this year after missing a bowl last year should shut the fuck up.  

You're just not seeing the whole picture. All of the above is because they are unlucky and plotted against.

We are lucky and ever-plotting. And cheating. Oh, and destroying the conferences that we hold together after the pussies run away.