Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 29,940]

19 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Not manly or swaggy enough. 

[LCHorn 2,622]

9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Not that it’s news to any of us, but a good reminder that Aggies can’t help but watch us play.  

[RomaVicta 29,940]

This is the true brand of TexAgs toughness: cheat and assault someone from the rear.

The same classy, stadium-guiding fans that brought you Cart McCry while creaming their panties when Eyebrows McGee started his first fake limp after the first play from scrimmage.

They love that one of their military school men hurled a shovel full of horse manure on band members in the stands who had no way to retaliate. At least they couldn't before the cops grabbed that degenerate.

They have the kind of toughness that is very defensive about not being considered students at a military school where only about 5% are in the ROTC and only about half of those nerds actually take a commission in the armed forces.

We're a military school!

You hear what that yokel said?

Edited November 19, 2023 by RomaVicta

[Longhornfrenzy 5,774]

[Frank Drebin 5,650]

What team has 4 top teams on their schedule?

 

[DaysOff 7,959]

Duh, every SEC team.

[Acropora 856]

I love that about 1 in 4 is grudgingly forced to admit that we might be good while the remainder (3 out of 4 for any Aggy "reading") stick to the narrative that Aggy would have done the same, despite them having the same record in the big 12 as they do in the SEC.

Newsflash... While the recruiting ratings are higher in the SEC, the SEC, just like the big 12, has a bunch of mediocre teams.  Georgia is elite. Bama is bama.  The fact that Missouri, with less talent on paper than Tennessee, Florida, LSU, Aggy, and others is going fine is testament to it. 

Guess what Aggy?  Next year when we're in the SECsecsec... We will still be better than you.  You will still be mediocre.  Enjoy being Auburn to our Alabama

[Leanderman 2,275]

Ho Hummm. Water is wet. I cannot believe I wasted moments of my life reading about these pig farmers.

[Yesh 930]

Rankings based on FPI (sorry I know it isn't great but it is easy to find)

 

Record vs Top XX

 

Top 10

Texas 1-1    A&M 0-1

 

Top 20

Texas 2-1    A&M 0-3

 

Top 40

Texas 5-1    A&M 2-4

 

Top 100

Texas 10-1    A&M 4-4

[Js1 85,439]

Our SOS is four spots higher than aggy, and we play in the “BDF” while they play national title contenders week in and week out

[Yesh 930]

15 minutes ago, Yesh said:

Rankings based on FPI (sorry I know it isn't great but it is easy to find)

 

Record vs Top XX

 

Top 10

Texas 1-1    A&M 0-1

 

Top 20

Texas 2-1    A&M 0-3

 

Top 40

Texas 5-1    A&M 2-4

 

Top 100

Texas 10-1    A&M 4-4

It is even funnier when you look at it this way.

 

Record vs Opponent Rank

 

Opponents 1-20

Texas 2-1    A&M 0-3

 

Opponents 21-40

Texas 3-0    A&M 2-1

 

Opponents 41-100

Texas 5-0    A&M 2-0

 

Opponents <100

Texas N/A    A&M 3-0

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

They don’t deal in facts. They also don’t deal in reality, as they are barking about schedule strength and how bad isu is hours after playing abilene Christian in mid November. 

[Chuckie Finster 22,702]

Reconciling their preseason “they may lose 6 games” statements with the current “of course they are beating up on this schedule” is delicious.

[Jebus 1,310]

Damn, what a bunch of fucking losers. 

[Reese Bennett 3,615]

53 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

What team has 4 top teams on their schedule?

 

Well, aggy has lost four games so logically, aggy has four top teams on their schedule. It's the only explanation you stupid sips.

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Reconciling their preseason “they may lose 6 games” statements with the current “of course they are beating up on this schedule” is delicious.

Bama was going to beat us by 21 until they didn’t, then they were the worst bama team ever under Saban, and now they are back to beating us by 21. 
 

we caught them in this magical 1-3 week window of vulnerability. 

[kevwun 15,806]

Are we gonna switch to the schedule where we play a sister of the poor the 2nd to last week of the season like the SEC does now or are they gonna have to change that?

[SubliminalHorn 6,808]

I’m still laughing about them complaining about our weak schedule when it’s really not that hard to see that in pretty much every result in a google search, we have the tougher schedule.  

[Harvdog 2,298]

Aggie would lose to OU, Kansas, Kansas St, Iowa St and OSU.  That’s all before they have to play us.  That makes for another 6-6 season or what they were in the Big 12.  Different conference, same results, same Aggie delusion 

[closetojumping 62,755]

Those dorks continue to win a metric fuckton of games they never play, all the while we are getting our asses whipped in a bunch of games we never play.

I like the part where they talk about the hypothetical beating Texas would take if they had to play Alabama. Man, it’s too bad these things can’t get settled on the actual field. 

[Jimmy Two Times 801]

"Woulda been undefeated in the BDF ya stupid sip" is absolute evergreen content from these freaks. I am actually excited to see what replaces it next year. Maybe just increased complaints about Sankey and the $EC refs favoring us, but I'm sure their aggie brains will come up with something hilarious. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

1 minute ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

"Woulda been undefeated in the BDF ya stupid sip" is absolute evergreen content from these freaks. I am actually excited to see what replaces it next year. Maybe just increased complaints about Sankey and the $EC refs favoring us, but I'm sure their aggie brains will come up with something hilarious. 

Next year they will be in a “it’s year 1, ground up building, new culture being established” rationalization after their first loss or two, while they either overflow their jars if we lose a few because they feel vindicated about the schedule stuff, or are completely frustrated that we are getting all the calls as newbs in the conference and win games we should be losing. 
 

they are nothing if not predictable. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,326]

Their signature win for the season will end up being win against Auburn at home. Their second will be beating Miss State at home.

Them talking crap to anyone other than maybe Vandy is laughable.

Edited November 19, 2023 by MonkeyDoughnut

[Bevo14 8,349]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Bama was going to beat us by 21 until they didn’t, then they were the worst bama team ever under Saban, and now they are back to beating us by 21. 
 

we caught them in this magical 1-3 week window of vulnerability. 

Their starting QB was so bad for a week and then magically he's good the rest of the season.

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Their signature win for the season will end up being win against Auburn at home. Their second will be beating Miss State at home.

Them talking crap to anyone other than maybe Vandy is laughable.

So they call out the big12 for having 6 teams not bowl eligible as of now, when the sec has 5 such teams while playing one fewer conference game?

[ousux 5,599]

Congrats on your latest epic non P5 win today. 

That they were actually LOSING early on when ACU strip sacked, grabbed the ball out of the air and ran it all the way home. Whoever the new coach is will need to hit the portal hard for O-line.

Oh, and Rick McIvor's spawn was able to put up some yardage on that sad sack aggy secondary. If ACU had the same bench depth they could have won.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

I feel like we’re the only people paying any attention to them.  It’s hilarious but it might be more hilarious to have them melt down about being wholly ignored. 

[mwaadeeb 1,231]

Thing that hurts the worst is "Turd University." 

[Redneck Mutha 8,006]

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So they call out the big12 for having 6 teams not bowl eligible as of now, when the sec has 5 such teams while playing one fewer conference game?

Fun fact: It's been 1,051 days since aggy played in a bowl game. 

If you enrolled there as a freshman in Spring 2021, congratulations, you have made it to your senior year without going to a bowl game.

Edited November 19, 2023 by Redneck Mutha

[Longhornfrenzy 5,774]

[Dbeasy 15,073]

The invention of the internet is not good for an Aggie. It cements their thoughts in writing for an eternity.  

The jealousy, the distorted views of reality, the incorrect interpretation of facts, the obsession. It’s so cringeworthy I can hardly read it. I can’t believe that there are people out there walking the earth this dumb. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,295]

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Are we gonna switch to the schedule where we play a sister of the poor the 2nd to last week of the season like the SEC does now or are they gonna have to change that?

Yes, but we aren't playing it 2nd to last week on the season.  Will play three G5 in three of first four games.

 

[Focht Up 631]

Aggy talking shit about our schedule is the chef's kiss.  They just played against abiline Christian.   Also, they're sticking to the talking point that Alabama would beat us if we played them now.  Good stuff.

[Danimal 340]

We've never had to play a real opponent like Appalachian State. We will never know what tough football is like.

[Armybrat 40,851]

52 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Thing that hurts the worst is "Turd University." 

Yet they are the university that has a major which deals with animal turds.

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

They got Arkansas, auburn, acu, New Mexico, and Louisiana-Monroe, and Mississippi state as half of their schedule. 
 

the difference in their schedule and bama’s is..uh…Texas. Weird that they can’t see that. 
 

our non con is bama, rice, and Wyoming.  Bama is doing their thing, rice and Wyoming are doing well on their conferences.  
 

anyone not blinded by idiocy and hatred can understand the sos rankings. 

[TommyGufano 6,021]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They got Arkansas, auburn, acu, New Mexico, and Louisiana-Monroe, and Mississippi state as half of their schedule. 
 

the difference in their schedule and bama’s is..uh…Texas. Weird that they can’t see that. 
 

our non con is bama, rice, and Wyoming.  Bama is doing their thing, rice and Wyoming are doing well on their conferences.  
 

anyone not blinded by idiocy and hatred can understand the sos rankings. 

True. But then again Bama getting A&M vs A&M getting Bama is a pretty huge difference, imo

[Bodacious Bevo 3,586]

32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yes, but we aren't playing it 2nd to last week on the season.  Will play three G5 in three of first four games.

 

Is it official that the SEC is sticking with 8 conference games moving forward? 

[Rickylovesweed 14,507]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

And the only one that is currently above .500 just lost to New Mexico State. Badly. 

[Teryor 4,476]

28 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Is it official that the SEC is sticking with 8 conference games moving forward? 

Next year is the only one locked in

[HtownHorn 14,743]

aggy plays New Mexico State next year. That's going to be an Appalachian State type game for them.

[campcrunk 2,503]

They never cease to astound me. I've watched maybe a quarter and a half of an aggy game this year - and that was part of the hilarious collapse against Miami that anyone with half a brain saw coming. Since it's not 1989, there's pretty much always actual good teams on that I can watch instead. Or at least fun teams who don't run a 1970s offense. That way, I can enjoy seeing innovation and/or intelligent play calling and say things like "wow. That was a cool, really smart play. I hope Sark picks that one up" - see ISU's 4th down TD call last night, as frustrating as it was to watch in the moment (side note: love or hate Sark, it's nice having a coach who actually runs the type of play that elicits that kind of reaction on at least a semi-regular basis).

Those pigfuckers watch every single second of every single game we play, no matter what the score is, and focus on that shit like they're preparing for the bar exam or the USMLE. Each and every one of those weirdos needs lifelong psychotherapy with accompanying INTENSE psychiatric care and even that's probably not nearly enough.

I would say lobotomies might do the trick but I'm pretty sure most them have already had one, so... 

Edited November 20, 2023 by campcrunk

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,204]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

this is hilarious. 

Edited November 19, 2023 by DigglerontheHoof

[Chopper 17,239]

2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Is it official that the SEC is sticking with 8 conference games moving forward? 

 That's the plan for 2024. But it will be a topic of discussion this summer for 2025 and beyond, I'm sure.

[RomaVicta 29,940]

He's right. Some are acting that way if you count the people who are acting like we're acting that way.

 

 

Well, we know somebody who did that. This somebody is prouder to lose with an SEC patch on their jerseys. It just means more.

If Texas were running away from the Big 12 because we can't win it, why would we bring the 14-time (mouth vomit) conference champion with us? 

It really makes me mad when they call me sippy.

Clearly, Texags should be put in charge of selecting the top teams. They could tell Miami was elite before anyone else even thought of it. Same goes for Tennessee. They know football like Jimbo knows how to win a...

[NOOBSDUDE 591]

Their worst loss came to an ACC team with 4 losses lol lol lol

[Getafix 28,683]

 

You guys say "Show me a loss!"

Aggies say "Show me a win!"

Lulz.

 

 

 

[hookemATL 11,789]

In the world of nonsensical hypotheticals, aggys always win nattys and never get vd from their sheep concubines.