Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

They solved their qb woes by playing the same qb that played against Texas?

[Horndog 2228]

49 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

In the world of nonsensical hypotheticals, aggys always win nattys and never get vd from their sheep concubines. 

Under the string multiverse theory in physics there are potentially an infinite number of parallel universes. In some versions of the theory the universes are different in their essence and follow different fundamental laws of physics. That means that it is theoretically possible that in some parallel universe aggy is winning championships. 

[hookemATL 11758]

4 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Under the string multiverse theory in physics there are potentially an infinite number of parallel universes. In some versions of the theory the universes are different in their essence and follow different fundamental laws of physics. That means that it is theoretically possible that in some parallel universe aggy is winning championships. 

[Nivek 16945]

aggy had Johnny 8 Ball, paid 125 million for a title winning coach, and had 10 years of watching Texas be crap to mediocre to recruit against.   And they still have less to show for it than Mizzou, a school and program that outperforms and outclasses them.

[billfromlaketravis 11515]

Let’s chart out their mental gymnastics.

- “Texas played a weak schedule.” By every metric we’ve played a better schedule than aggy.

- “Texas caught Bama early.” Milroe played every snap. Should we have encouraged him to play better? 
 

- “Texas is lucky.” Lucky how? Should Sark have walked across the field and suggested to Klieman that he kick the field goal? The defense executed and made a play. 

[Redneck Mutha 8003]

On 11/17/2023 at 5:53 PM, Deej said:

Just think how many students he could kill if they put him in charge of bonfire. 

[ClubWhatever 12145]

1 hour ago, Horndog said:

Under the string multiverse theory in physics there are potentially an infinite number of parallel universes. In some versions of the theory the universes are different in their essence and follow different fundamental laws of physics. That means that it is theoretically possible that in some parallel universe aggy is winning championships. 

Put them on the wall

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

"I wish we could play byu, Houston, tcu, Iowa State, etc."

It's not like the big 12 kicked them out. I'm sure they would take them back. Give Yormack a call. 

[TommyGufano 6021]

9 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

"I wish we could play byu, Houston, tcu, Iowa State, etc."

It's not like the big 12 kicked them out. I'm sure they would take them back. Give Yormack a call. 

Arkansas, Auburn, South Carolina, MS State and ACU taking the place of a conf game

[Navin R. Johnson 706]

When they did play in the big 12, for 15+ seasons, they were pretty much .500

[Lhorn 4915]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They solved their qb woes by playing the same qb that played against Texas?

Milroe didn’t play bad in that game.  Defense kicked their OL asses.  That wouldn’t change if we played again. 

[fellside 1114]

The most annoying thing is the idea that Alabama is a totally different team now and Milroe wasn't good when we played. I walked out of that stadium thinking Milroe was the best player on the field for Bama. He carried them; he just made two costly mistakes.

Alabama was good when we beat them. They didn't turn into a different team other than calling more designed runs for Milroe. What really happened was Alabama didn't go on to play anyone nearly as good as Texas the rest of their season.

[Frank Drebin 5644]

34 minutes ago, fellside said:

The most annoying thing is the idea that Alabama is a totally different team now and Milroe wasn't good when we played. I walked out of that stadium thinking Milroe was the best player on the field for Bama. He carried them; he just made two costly mistakes.

Alabama was good when we beat them. They didn't turn into a different team other than calling more designed runs for Milroe. What really happened was Alabama didn't go on to play anyone nearly as good as Texas the rest of their season.

Yep.  He’s the only reason they scored TDs on us.  He made some great plays.  We should have won by 21 or so if our receivers don’t drop the ball. 

[mchookem 16336]

11 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

tech had a 10-6 record against aggy in the Big12. someone may want to remind them of that lol

[Nivek 16945]

The most annoying thing is the idea that Alabama is a totally different team now and Milroe wasn't good when we played. I walked out of that stadium thinking Milroe was the best player on the field for Bama. He carried them; he just made two costly mistakes.
Alabama was good when we beat them. They didn't turn into a different team other than calling more designed runs for Milroe. What really happened was Alabama didn't go on to play anyone nearly as good as Texas the rest of their season.

You mean predictable. See the thing with aggy is that they would win every game they didn’t play or qualify for. From tOSU/USC 2005 season to Georgia 2018, or Alabama 2023 (even though they did play and lost).

Every team we beat, didn’t want to be there, got unlucky, got shafted by the refs, even if the opposite was true, got decimated by injuries, etc.

[cochamps 1879]

Sure dread having powers like Miss St and Vandy on the schedule next year.

[NoName 16354]

23 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Texas is currently #13 in FEI's scheduling Metric (A&M is 41) - which was run BEFORE last weeks games.

Texas has ESPN FPI's #6 Schedule of Record, #9 SOS (games already played), #23 Remaining SOS (only TTU) - A&M is #33 in SOR, #33 in SOS and #12 in Remaining SOS (only LSU)

but sure, shit SOS.

for comparison Bama is #7 in SOR, #9 in SOS and #23 in Remaining SOS. #16 in FEIs ELS SOS measure.

Oregon is #8 in SOR, #63 in SOS and #16 in Remaining SOS. #52 in FEI's ELS.

A&Ms fans are like no other group of fans on the planet when it comes to having blinders on regarding their team vs anyone else.

[NoName 16354]

22 hours ago, Yesh said:

It is even funnier when you look at it this way.

 

Record vs Opponent Rank

 

Opponents 1-20

Texas 2-1    A&M 0-3

 

Opponents 21-40

Texas 3-0    A&M 2-1

 

Opponents 41-100

Texas 5-0    A&M 2-0

 

Opponents <100

Texas N/A    A&M 3-0

here is FEI's version of this (only through last week, so doesn't include ISU)

 

[NoName 16354]

12 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

When they did play in the big 12, for 15+ seasons, they were pretty much .500

see this made me curious of what their actual record was

they were 68-61 during their time in the big 12. their win% was 52%.

• RC was 34-22 and they fired him
• Fran was 19-21 and they fired him
• Mike Sherman was 15-18 and they fired him

their average big 12 conference win-loss record was 4-4 (4.3-3.8)

 

[kevwun 15797]

Talked to someone yesterday who has a relative that works at atm.  The funniest thing I heard was confirmation on how terrible Addazio is.  Said he just yells at everyone all day long and the players and support staff hate him with a white hot passion.

Edited November 20, 2023 by kevwun

[crash_davis 23113]

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Talked to someone yesterday who has a relative that works at atm.  The funniest thing I heard was confirmation on how terrible Addazio is.  Said he just yells at everyone all day long and the players and support staff hate him with a white hot passion.

slooch: "Real. Coaching"

[cochamps 1879]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

 

A&Ms fans are like no other group of fans on the planet when it comes to having blinders on regarding their teams vs anyone else.

The one in Malfunction Junction as well as the one in Tuscaloosa

[linux 1660]

I don't know why people implicitly want a rational aggie, I absolutely adore irrational aggie, I want them to never give UT credit, I want them to never root for UT (See the riot aggie outfitters had that bandages over the sawed off horns) I want them to, dissect our every win and call it a loss because of whatever. That is proof of real inflicted psychological damage.

OU is UT's #1 foorball rival but that is it, after that it gets boring as fuck, A&M is the one I want to torture at everything for life. I barely read sooner boards but read texags way too much mining tears and would die a sad old man if that well dried.

Sad thing is I know someone like that in real life and I torture him daily with words, I love toying with him and playing with fire if he decides to kill me (to some hater's glee) I need to set up dead man switches lol.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

54 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Talked to someone yesterday who has a relative that works at atm.  The funniest thing I heard was confirmation on how terrible Addazio is.  Said he just yells at everyone all day long and the players and support staff hate him with a white hot passion.

Honestly, every time I see Matt Campbell I think he's a giant asshole too.  He's always screaming at players after a mistake.  

[Dondrysdale1 363]

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Honestly, every time I see Matt Campbell I think he's a giant asshole too.  He's always screaming at players after a mistake.  

After the missed field goal he was immediately yelling at somebody.

[Jebus 1309]

3 hours ago, NoName said:

A&Ms fans are like no other group of fans on the planet when it comes to having blinders on regarding their team vs anyone else.

Well to be fair they also have blinders on regarding Texas

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

You guys don't get it.  If any facts contradict their narrative, those facts are both facially incorrect and generated by people paid by tu - which owns the media and everyone else, even though a&m is richer and more important than tu (obviously).

[SydneyCarton 48110]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Honestly, every time I see Matt Campbell I think he's a giant asshole too.  He's always screaming at players after a mistake.  

And refs. Don't forget the refs. 

[HtownHorn 14724]

1 hour ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

After the missed field goal he was immediately yelling at somebody.

Likely the deep snapper because of the high snap.

[Gut Wagon 8083]

7 hours ago, cochamps said:

Sure dread having powers like Miss St and Vandy on the schedule next year.

Scares you to death 

[Getafix 28682]

 

Ah, yes.  The only thing better than the open letter - the open "talk."

1) The comments - beginning with the first couple - deliver.

2) Can you imagine how intolerable this guy must be in his personal life?

 

 

(The comment/response above cracked me up ... 🤣  🤣  🤣  🤣  🤣 

 

 

 

 

[linux 1660]

Someone should lend him a shovel so he can dig deeper.

[MontereyMX 869]

52 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Ah, yes.  The only thing better than the open letter - the open "talk."

1) The comments - beginning with the first couple - deliver.

2) Can you imagine how intolerable this guy must be in his personal life?

 

 

(The comment/response above cracked me up ... 🤣  🤣  🤣  🤣  🤣 

 

 

 

 

dominogolf is an idiot.   domino muthafucka 

[texifornia 57000]

1 minute ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

dominogolf is an idiot.   domino muthafucka 

But what about Dominiongolf?

[MontereyMX 869]

Just now, texifornia said:

But what about Dominiongolf?

who? 😂

[Droopy 2626]

 

My favorite form of aggy tears is when they claim that something Texas did/does is easy and they could do it too, IF, they really wanted to.
 

Aggy = Talented Mr. Ripley

So desperate to be Texas they just can’t accept that, when given the opportunity to do what Texas does/did, they can’t replicate the results, no matter how hard they fuck those sheep. How many times do we have to see them talk about how bad the Big XII is, while they also forget what their record was when they were in it? How about the SWC? 

Aggy sucked in the SWC.
Aggy sucked in the Big XII.
Aggy sucks in the SECSECSEC…

 

…and I’m sure they’ll suck in their next conference. 10-2? Probably 8-4, not an exaggeration either, GigEmJake17. 🤘🏼

Edited November 20, 2023 by Droopy
Beat Tceh!

[Horndog 2228]

Gold Jerry, gold. 

1. Why is a "top professional leader" posting theoretical aspirational speeches on a football message board at 2:30 a.m.?

2. Talks about the need for leaders to be empathetic, then immediately pivots to insults (flipping burgers at McDonald's) and ad hominem attacks (calling those who responded brats and idiots).

3. Calls one guy out for a spelling gaffe (ackward rather than awkward), yet calls someone else a "simplton".

4. Objects to aggy being called weird, preferring "different". No, you're weird. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

1 hour ago, Horndog said:

Gold Jerry, gold. 

1. Why is a "top professional leader" posting theoretical aspirational speeches on a football message board at 2:30 a.m.?

2. Talks about the need for leaders to be empathetic, then immediately pivots to insults (flipping burgers at McDonald's) and ad hominem attacks (calling those who responded brats and idiots).

3. Calls one guy out for a spelling gaffe (ackward rather than awkward), yet calls someone else a "simplton".

4. Objects to aggy being called weird, preferring "different". No, you're weird. 

[msucolt45 4062]

They must have a plan for alumni to go back to Fish Camp every five years, for the rest of their aggy lives, in order to be so indoctrinated into their delusional thinking.

I don’t care who there new coach is, he isn’t flipping a switch and turning that roster into National Champions, especially in year one.

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4062]

 
My favorite form of aggy tears is when they claim that something Texas did/does is easy and they could do it too, IF, they really wanted to.
 
Aggy = Talented Mr. Ripley
So desperate to be Texas they just can’t accept that, when given the opportunity to do what Texas does/did, they can’t replicate the results, no matter how hard they fuck those sheep. How many times do we have to see them talk about how bad the Big XII is, while they also forget what their record was when they were in it? How about the SWC? 
Aggy sucked in the SWC.
Aggy sucked in the Big XII.
Aggy sucks in the SECSECSEC…
 
…and I’m sure they’ll suck in their next conference. 10-2? Probably 8-4, not an exaggeration either, GigEmJake17.

aggy wouldn’t have a winning record without their cream-puff OOC schedule.

Hook’em!!!

[linux 1660]

This is looking a lot like the Petrino search last year, remember when we all thought the first reveal of Bobby P was a misdirection to lower fanbase expectations? and they actually went ahead with it? good times.

I think it was the Tenn game where they showed video of him up on the booth and he was not doing shit, just watching and laughing? Dream fucking job.

[Bevo14 8333]

27 minutes ago, linux said:

This is looking a lot like the Petrino search last year, remember when we all thought the first reveal of Bobby P was a misdirection to lower fanbase expectations? and they actually went ahead with it? good times.

I think it was the Tenn game where they showed video of him up on the booth and he was not doing shit, just watching and laughing? Dream fucking job.

I'm telling you...aggy is low key the best job in football. Show up for a year or two and have them bankroll your retirement.

[Getafix 28682]

2 hours ago, Horndog said:

Gold Jerry, gold. 

1. Why is a "top professional leader" posting theoretical aspirational speeches on a football message board at 2:30 a.m.?

2. Talks about the need for leaders to be empathetic, then immediately pivots to insults (flipping burgers at McDonald's) and ad hominem attacks (calling those who responded brats and idiots).

3. Calls one guy out for a spelling gaffe (ackward rather than awkward), yet calls someone else a "simplton".

4. Objects to aggy being called weird, preferring "different". No, you're weird. 

 

 

Sir, 

1) Your post "wreaks" of powerful reading comprehension 

2) All I can say is ... 

 

😂  😂  😂  😂 

 

[Junior Bonner 6257]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Sir, 

1) Your post "wreaks" of powerful reading comprehension 

[MH BEVO 1265]

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Ah, yes.  The only thing better than the open letter - the open "talk."

1) The comments - beginning with the first couple - deliver.

2) Can you imagine how intolerable this guy must be in his personal life?

 

 

(The comment/response above cracked me up ... 🤣  🤣  🤣  🤣  🤣 

 

 

 

 

That guy was rock hard typing that. 

[Navin R. Johnson 706]

33 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

That guy was rock hard typing that. 

Let’s just call him Rock Hard the Good Ag

[FigurelliPwC 115]

On 11/13/2023 at 10:40 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

How would we determine that he wasn’t allowed to address the team vs just chose not to?  Certainly not taking the word of Karen or jimbo.

6figs heard it from the port-a-potty near the deer blind.

[The Dog 44062]

succinct and to the point.

y’all ARE weird.

[Nivek 16945]

They must have a plan for alumni to go back to Fish Camp every five years, for the rest of their aggy lives, in order to be so indoctrinated into their delusional thinking.

I don’t care who there new coach is, he isn’t flipping a switch and turning that roster into National Champions, especially in year one.

Hook’em!!!

Yes, but they could be part of the part of the part of the rebuilding year that will rebuild and get them 3rd place in the division. If they leave now and join say a real school/coach/program with women cheerleaders/ they might win, learn, and be reprogrammed, possibly live out their dream with a shot at the NFL, but it will feel empty in comparison to all the aggy pep rally jokes (kick) they miss out on.

[Carl Spackler 3486]

4 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

and have them bankroll your retirement.

And all your descendents' retirements.

Edited November 21, 2023 by Carl Spackler