Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 29,927]

 

First thing, I don't want to hear anymore of you idiots calling me E-Rob.

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

First thing, I don't want to hear anymore of you idiots calling me E-Rob.

Oh hush R Vict

Edited November 21, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[Frank Drebin 5,643]

17 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Edited November 21, 2023 by Frank Drebin

[irishtexan 11,521]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

First thing, I don't want to hear anymore of you idiots calling me E-Rob.

That's how they think blaggies talk.

[MuellerHorn 4,256]

[Herpa Derpa 6,126]

18 hours ago, Horndog said:

4. Objects to aggy being called weird, preferring "different". No, you're weird. 

If I may be so bold, I suggest the aggy is correct. Aggy are not weird, they are different. Weird is something strange or extraordinary. Someone who is weird is almost normal, just a bit strange. We both like to eat bananas, but the weird guy doesn't peel his first.

Aggy is different. They are not like you, me, or even the weird guy that doesn't peel his banana. Different. Not the same as others, unlike in nature, form or quality. There is nothing like aggy. They are not weird, they are different. Us and the weird guy like to eat bananas, aggy likes to fuck sheep.

[Ashylarry 255]

4 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

They're a bunch of fucking nerds.

Most of the the time, it crosses the line from cringe funny to cringe disturbing

[Park Gothic 5,045]

3 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

The fuck is this nightmare. It gets worse the longer I look at it. 

[Vertigo 20,290]

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

The fuck is this nightmare. It gets worse the longer I look at it. 

Pixar always nails it. 

[Getafix 28,674]

 

Someone pointed this out on 247 ... 

Bwaaahahahahaaaaaa!

17-0 ... without a single P5 school!

You be you, Texas A&M football ... 

 

 

Btw ... I checked their schedules.  I only found 14.  Unless I made a mistake ... did they inflate this number as well?? Count their own spring games?  Wins in games they didn't actually play?

 

3X SMU

2X Sam Houston 

UTEP

2X Lamar

Rice

2X Prairie View A&M

2X UTSA

ACU

 

 

[texifornia 56,987]

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Someone pointed this out on 247 ... 

Bwaaahahahahaaaaaa!

17-0 ... without a single P5 school!

You be you, Texas A&M football ... 

 

 

Btw ... I checked their schedules.  I only found 14.  Unless I made a mistake ... did they inflate this number as well?? Count their own spring games?  Wins in games they didn't actually play?

 

3X SMU

2X Sam Houston 

UTEP

2X Lamar

Rice

2X Prairie View A&M

2X UTSA

ACU

 

 

You're going to be amazed when you catch up on the aggy thread and find all of that in there!

[El Compadre 767]

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Someone pointed this out on 247 ... 

Bwaaahahahahaaaaaa!

17-0 ... without a single P5 school!

You be you, Texas A&M football ... 

 

 

Btw ... I checked their schedules.  I only found 14.  Unless I made a mistake ... did they inflate this number as well?? Count their own spring games?  Wins in games they didn't actually play?

 

3X SMU

2X Sam Houston 

UTEP

2X Lamar

Rice

2X Prairie View A&M

2X UTSA

ACU

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

Emergency Looch

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

[billfromlaketravis 11,511]

52 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Emergency Looch

 

I looked it up. Holy shit. Stewart played in the ACU game. But why? gif.

[kevwun 15,797]

I bet the coaches told him they were going to get him the ball and then he had 1 catch for 8 yards.

[Post Oak 20,239]

I'm indifferent on Stewart.  But I will say, that if he comes here and catches 8 for 125 with 2TDs next year in CS I'll start a petition to have a statue built in his honor.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I looked it up. Holy shit. Stewart played in the ACU game. But why? gif.

Last check wasn't going to show up until Sunday. Needed that payday 

[Napoleon 8,687]

9 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I'm indifferent on Stewart.  But I will say, that if he comes here and catches 8 for 125 with 2TDs next year in CS I'll start a petition to have a statue built in his honor.

Same.

Feel that he can’t be trusted, but would love Biletnikoff-level production.

Wonder how this will play out for the NFL draft and once he’s in the league.

[DanTheHorn 4,925]

Aggy players look at each other

[Ryno 127]

I thought there was a rule in the SEC that just started with a purpose to prevent transferring in conference without penalty? Using the old 1 year sit out penalty if within the SEC? That would seemingly eliminate Alabama.

[Ashylarry 255]

Evan, come home mijo...

[South Austin 52,518]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I'm indifferent on Stewart.  But I will say, that if he comes here and catches 8 for 125 with 2TDs next year in CS I'll start a petition to have a statue built in his honor.

The Co-Op has reserved a place for said statue.

[kevwun 15,797]

19 minutes ago, Ryno said:

I thought there was a rule in the SEC that just started with a purpose to prevent transferring in conference without penalty? Using the old 1 year sit out penalty if within the SEC? That would seemingly eliminate Alabama.

I think the coaching change trumps all of that.

Edited November 22, 2023 by kevwun

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

46 minutes ago, Ryno said:

I thought there was a rule in the SEC that just started with a purpose to prevent transferring in conference without penalty? Using the old 1 year sit out penalty if within the SEC? That would seemingly eliminate Alabama.

That rule was eliminated over two years ago. 

[Vertigo 20,290]

56 minutes ago, Ryno said:

I thought there was a rule in the SEC that just started with a purpose to prevent transferring in conference without penalty? Using the old 1 year sit out penalty if within the SEC? That would seemingly eliminate Alabama.

We aren't in the SEC until July 2024

 

[Ryno 127]

1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

That rule was eliminated over two years ago. 

They brought it back this year.

[derpyhorndog 2,557]

2 minutes ago, Ryno said:

They brought it back this year.

Link? I think the rule you’re alluding to only applies to players that enter the portal during the later (spring) transfer period. 

[SimkinsMan 4,389]

I'm glad we don't disparate student-athletes on surly.

[Carl Spackler 3,485]

18 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Someone pointed this out on 247 ... 

Bwaaahahahahaaaaaa!

17-0 ... without a single P5 school!

You be you, Texas A&M football ... 

 

 

Btw ... I checked their schedules.  I only found 14.  Unless I made a mistake ... did they inflate this number as well?? Count their own spring games?  Wins in games they didn't actually play?

 

3X SMU

2X Sam Houston 

UTEP

2X Lamar

Rice

2X Prairie View A&M

2X UTSA

ACU

 

 

They played Sam Houston 3x during that period, not 2x.  (2022, 2012, and 2013).

They played Rice 2x during that period, not 1x.  (2013 and 2014)

They played Texas State 1x during that period.

 

[Getafix 28,674]

6 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

They played Sam Houston 3x during that period, not 2x.  (2022, 2012, and 2013).

They played Rice 2x during that period, not 1x.  (2013 and 2014)

They played Texas State 1x during that period.

 

 

 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,270]

Bringing this back since it was a year ago for this game and it's awesome.

 

[Ryno 127]

3 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

Link? I think the rule you’re alluding to only applies to players that enter the portal during the later (spring) transfer period. 

Im probably just completely wrong, brother. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

"Im probably just completely wrong, brother. "

Is this a Ketch sock account? Asking for a friend

 

[TheBryMan81 2,514]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Im probably just completely wrong, brother. "

Is this a Ketch sock account? Asking for a friend

 

Ketch would never admit being wrong

[nnm 36,419]

1 hour ago, Ryno said:

Im probably just completely wrong, brother. 

Man, that is NOT how message boards work. You are supposed to double down and start insulting the intelligence, ethnicity, and parentage of your opponent. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,511]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

If they can’t flip a white kid from Magnolia, they are deeply screwed. 

[hookemATL 11,744]

13 hours ago, nnm said:

Man, that is NOT how message boards work. You are supposed to double down and start insulting the intelligence, ethnicity, and parentage of your opponent. 

FUCK YOU DUMBASS NEW ZEALANDER BASTARD!!

[nnm 36,419]

34 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

FUCK YOU DUMBASS NEW ZEALANDER BASTARD!!

Venezuelan American, but yes, that’s the idea. 

[Deej 76,820]

45 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

FUCK YOU DUMBASS NEW ZEALANDER BASTARD!!

Kiwi bastard, good sir.

[Nivek 16,944]

25 minutes ago, nnm said:

Venezuelan American, but yes, that’s the idea. 

fuck you halfo-kiwio bastardo then?

[hookemATL 11,744]

27 minutes ago, nnm said:

Venezuelan American, but yes, that’s the idea. 

[nnm 36,419]

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

[hookemATL 11,744]

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Lol fuck yes. 

“ju overcook feesh? Right to jail.”

[BornAndRaised 12,291]

[deft 6,856]

Tech fans: arbiters of class

[Fondren & Main 6,724]

Imagine Tech fans crying about another coach running up the score…