Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Getafix 28604]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

They're feeling frisky over there

 

 

 

Yep, agreed, this is one way to describe Jim Turner ... 😂  😂  😂 

 

 

 

[PTINS 3467]

59 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Essentially, it was too much on his plate. 

Looks like he frequently has too much on his plate.

[Tex Pete 20348]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Bring back the Billy Gillispie guys. They know how to do it. Hell Jimbo looked hungover in every recruiting photo from the past 2 years. Sure he had some coverage.

Uncle Nate is available. 

[Dbeasy 15047]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Does this look like someone with an above average IQ?

 

edit: and if they’re interested in a certified MENSA corch, has FAU got a deal for them!

Hey I think this guy quoted me some new gutters awhile back. He was wearing overalls though. 

[Deej 76760]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

When did aggy get a real football coach? They got an average ACC guy that was part of the development problem at aggy and apparently will be keeping most of the coaches that assisted in non-development of all that talent.

The 2022 class is 12-12 in two seasons, and they have already lost multiple 4 and 5-star players from it.

They had a real football coach and didn't even recognize it. Sherman knew what the fuck he was doing putting together an offensive line. They've gotten worse every year since he left. They hate Texas but should maybe look our way and see what shitty line play does to you. They have quite the hole to dig themselves out of. 

[Chili dog 1787]

35 minutes ago, PTINS said:

Looks like he frequently has too much on his plate.

But not for very long. 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4739]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Elko is rumored to enjoy a diet of chicken fried steak and four fingers of bourbon x 5 each night.

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

They had a real football coach and didn't even recognize it. Sherman knew what the fuck he was doing putting together an offensive line. They've gotten worse every year since he left. They hate Texas but should maybe look our way and see what shitty line play does to you. They have quite the hole to dig themselves out of. 

It's OK.  They are going to money whip the portal for all of the experienced Oline that are typically overflowing in the portal.  

[TexLonghorn 5663]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Elko is rumored to enjoy a diet of chicken fried steak and four fingers of bourbon x 5 each night.

[Xminus6 790]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I remember when Tech had to pay a handler to help manage Mike Leach’s drinking problem in Lubbock after he passed out on the roadside on his way to an alumni gathering in Midland or some shit. He’d still show up places shithoused, but he’d get there on time. RIP Pirate. 

Anywho, after all of the angry shit talking the aggies have done about Sarkisian and his battle with alcohol, this could get really, sadly, fun. Elko is rumored to enjoy a diet of chicken fried steak and four fingers of bourbon x 5 each night. He didn’t handle the HC stress well at Duke. I doubt there’s nearly the same level of pressure on him in College Station though. 

Still, they might want to hire like 3 or 8 handlers for him, just in case. 

Five chicken fried steaks a night is excessive. 

[Shaddie 1651]

5 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Five chicken fried steaks a night is excessive. 

@Steel Shank and @Brisketexan challenge you to a fight. Or lunch. Your choice. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22215]

[texifornia 56930]

 

[Js1 85313]

21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It’s true. I saw that Sark has put up 52 and 48 the two times he faced an Elko defense at aggy. I’m so scared 

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Can aggy even afford a marching band at this point?

[Tex Pete 20348]

27 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Can aggy even afford a marching band at this point?

They have a lot of dudes who play the meat whistle for free at gloryholes across the greater BCS area. 

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

32 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Can aggy even afford a marching band at this point?

Maybe they can cancel the milkmen ? They probably do that shit for free 

[Enchubben 5510]

35 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Can aggy even afford a marching band at this point?

Don’t care. Had Jimbo.

[horn4life 3760]

Elko is a good hire for the Ags. Simply because most of the folks they truly coveted were not going to come to Aggieland.  

A&M hired, Duke's head coach.  Let that fucking soak in for a minute!  You drop a $78 million dollar bag, and Duke's head coach is what you get?

Good Luck Aggies. The guy has lived in A&M so he is aware what a social wasteland CS is. So that is certainly a positive. Elko also also fits the profile for A&M, especially when silhouetted against the harvest moon.  In a way it's a historical bookend.  How can anyone forget the Chick-fil-A Bowl where A&M led by Johnny Manziel beat Duke 52-48 on New Year's Eve in 2013? So the Duke hire is sort of a bookend, now in 2023 a decade later, and $100 million in buyouts gone...

These Aggie Jokes write themselves don't they?

 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

sips are scared we hired sitting natty-winning corch Jimbo!

sips are scared we beat Bama!

sips are scared we bought signed the #1 recruiting class of ALL TIME!

sips are scared we fired Jimbo!

sips are scared we hired Elko!

[Tex Pete 20348]

1 hour ago, horn4life said:

Elko is a good hire for the Ags. Simply because most of the folks they truly coveted were not going to come to Aggieland. 

He's who they could get. He was always who they could get

Yet they still managed to smear shit all over themselves on a national stage to end up with the coach they could get. There is a reason aggie jokes exist.

[RomaVicta 29906]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I know they don't understand the concept of projection, so it's strange they so completely personify it. They shit themselves with fear when they found out we were coming and then leaked the story in the first of their pathetic efforts to stop it.

After Dodds said he saw no future in playing them, they challenged us to play anytime & anywhere. A few years later, a new AD at Texas says, "Okay, let's do it." Proving the impotence of their challenge, they slink away.

I'll even argue that hiring Jimbo at all costs was a product of fear. It seemed like the only chance that they could find a wizard to lift their curse of bizarre behavior and mediocrity. As in so many things Aggie, the result was humiliating failure followed by failure of accountability. 

That school's best hope is for the 2%ers they are admitting by the boatload will dilute the poisonous tradition of fear and loathing. Percentage of normal people graduating from A&M is on the increase. I don't know if they care enough to try to change that hidebound asylum for the chronically insecure.

They even try to make their cheer yell leaders scary looking to frighten those they themselves fear. 

Look what they did with the exuberant joy of a team cheerleader. They even banished the word cheer. They must always present as tough to hide their fear.

I'm big and scary! Be afraid of me! I have facilities like you wouldn't believe! Got an army, too!

Shoo! Be scared.

Perhaps the blowfish is their sleeping giant.

 

Edited November 27, 2023 by RomaVicta

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

9 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

Five chicken fried steaks a night is excessive. 

 

[RomaVicta 29906]

1 hour ago, horn4life said:

Elko is a good hire for the Ags. Simply because most of the folks they truly coveted were not going to come to Aggieland.  

A&M hired, Duke's head coach.  Let that fucking soak in for a minute!  You drop a $78 million dollar bag, and Duke's head coach is what you get?

Good Luck Aggies. The guy has lived in A&M so he is aware what a social wasteland CS is. So that is certainly a positive. Elko also also fits the profile for A&M, especially when silhouetted against the harvest moon.  In a way it's a historical bookend.  How can anyone forget the Chick-fil-A Bowl where A&M led by Johnny Manziel beat Duke 52-48 on New Year's Eve in 2013? So the Duke hire is sort of a bookend, now in 2023 a decade later, and $100 million in buyouts gone...

These Aggie Jokes write themselves don't they?

 

[Getafix 28604]

 

Made me chuckle.

(Begs the question ... how many favorite Mike Elko moments does this guy have??)

 

 

 

The lulz-worthy denouement ... 

 

 

 

[ousux 5597]

The roller coaster is already going up
 

Well shit, my projection was it would take a few days, but the ink isn't even dry on the contract. Never change aggy..that would be scary for the world.

[ousux 5597]

 

No tin pot dictator worth the cost of their Mercedes Benz 600 would endure such a disrespectful welcome.

[ousux 5597]

He's who they could get. He was always who they could get
Yet they still managed to smear shit all over themselves on a national stage to end up with the coach they could get. There is a reason aggie jokes exist.

He was one of two realistic candidates. The other decided his dignity (being lowballed on contract and being forced to keep some existing staff) was worth staying at UTSA.

[billfromlaketravis 11464]

 

As always, unintentionally funny. Some highlights: 

- Peppers aggy isn’t a clown show/dumpster fire/circus after the Stoops Mutiny. He does admit the circus was pretty close to coming to town. He’s trying out “Aggy Spring” as the nickname for the uprising. 

- 5 solid minutes of the team playing hard for ERob bullshit.

- A guy on Twitter challenged Looch to a fight at TexAgs and stated David Nuno couldn’t speak English. This despite Nuno speaking English for years on both television and radio. Given the nonsensical racist accusation, I’m guessing it was daddy98.
 

- Claims the Stoops Mutiny was organic, spontaneous, and unplanned. Yeah, TexAgs leaking it had nothing to do with it.

- Stated it’s pretty normal for schools to use Twitter polls as trial balloons for coaching hires.

- Most surprising of all, Looch thought it would be ERob as of Sunday morning. He said it was down to Elko and ERob and the dropped this gem:  “I think they’ll go with a younger guy and incentivize his contract.” Uh, that’s not Elko. 

[Tex Pete 20348]

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

 

- Claims the Stoops Mutiny was organic, spontaneous, and unplanned. Yeah, TexAgs leaking it had nothing to do with it.

That’s a lie on his part. I’d be willing to bet he and Zwerneman spoke and coordinated on it. It was very intentional. 

[MH BEVO 1265]

13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

- Stated it’s pretty normal for schools to use Twitter polls as trial balloons for coaching hires.

I want to see how far they can take this concept. Can it be streamlined to the point of play calls coming from texags polls? 

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

25 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

 

- Peppers aggy isn’t a clown show/dumpster fire/circus after the Stoops Mutiny. He does admit the circus was pretty close to coming to town. He’s trying out “Aggy Spring” as the nickname for the uprising. 

More like AssGrab Spring. 

[deft 6845]

That’s a lie on his part. I’d be willing to bet he and Zwerneman spoke and coordinated on it. It was very intentional. 

It’ll all come out in discovery.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

 

[Getafix 28604]

 

Lulz.

This is in response to the news that the Texas / A&M game is expected to be the last game of the season.

 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

This is in response to the news that the Texas / A&M game is expected to be the last game of the season.

 

 

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5709]

[Sejjr 3246]

4 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

This is why Red Flag laws were created. 

[TheAuditor 1035]

5 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Just when I think their fan fiction can not get more ridiculous, OriolePete says hold my beer, rookie.  I would assume a Troll given no ag tag,  but who knows with those morons.  

[Longhornfrenzy 5709]

[Davis Lane 5583]

11 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Those are some sweet aggy tears.   

[cafe society 2869]

I am always left with the feeling that all of those TexAgs posts should begin, "Dear Diary."

[Jimmy Two Times 795]

Sips get so lucky playing Michigan with all of their seniors gone meanwhile poor ol Ags have to play the McNeese Cowboys who return EVERYONE! 

[SydneyCarton 48081]

53 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Ironically, that guy just described exactly what being an aggie is, more or less. It's damn near prescient. This is quintessential aggie.  And I don't mean because he mispelled bawling.

 

Also, wtf is a sugar sandwich? Who the fuck would put that in between two pieces of bread. Maybe he meant toast? WTF.

[NoName 16351]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Also, wtf is a sugar sandwich? Who the fuck would put that in between two pieces of bread. Maybe he meant toast? WTF.

i haven't heard of sugar sandwiches as an example of how poor you were - i have heard it with mayo or mustard but not sugar.

[Foosters 17850]

Don't knock it till you've tried it. Personally, a prefer a nice HFCS sandwich. Nice syrupy smack to each bite

[SydneyCarton 48081]

46 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Jesus. Someone needs to ask those fucks about their easy schedule. While some acknowledged it, most didn't. Most of those atavistic waterheards will sit there and talk about how our SEC schedule is NOTHING compared to the SEC schedules they've had to play in the past. They're sort of right, but not the way they think. For one, we don't play a fucking d2 team like ACU on our schedule next year, we play Michigan. Additionally, we don't get fucking South Carolina every year. Fucking morons. 

[cafe society 2869]

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

i haven't heard of sugar sandwiches as an example of how poor you were - i have heard it with mayo or mustard but not sugar.

Same.  A sugar sandwich would amount to borderline child abuse.

[SydneyCarton 48081]

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

i haven't heard of sugar sandwiches as an example of how poor you were - i have heard it with mayo or mustard but not sugar.

Bread and a condiment I get. Or Bologna on Hand. But I'm just envisinoing these dipshits pouring sugar on a piece of bread and then sneezing right before they get it into their fucking mouth.