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16 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

Holy Christ that's the best thing ive seen in a while.  Coming off a 5-7 year, predicts Texas A&M is the next team to join the "SEC Elite".  By his definition, that is teams that beat Bama.  Fast forward 5 months, Texas has beaten Bama in Tuscaloosa, and it's all he can do to discount that game and say it doesn't count because it was in September.

Curious, does he say FSU's win against LSU doesn't count because it was week 1?

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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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29 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

Holy Christ that's the best thing ive seen in a while.  Coming off a 5-7 year, predicts Texas A&M is the next team to join the "SEC Elite".  By his definition, that is teams that beat Bama.  Fast forward 5 months, Texas has beaten Bama in Tuscaloosa, and it's all he can do to discount that game and say it doesn't count because it was in September.

Did you look at the date on that post?

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4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Dunno where best to post this, but it warms the heart.  Too much to screenshot - just read it all.

Titled: The Most Fraudulent Pick in CFP History - Beating a Dead Horse (with Stats)

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3429100/1

I fucking love aggie so much, everyone in the CFB world is pissed about FSU being left out to the point where they would support an emergency playin game between Bama and FSU.

Then there are the Bama haters that just want FSU in and Bama out

But Aggie is on the case again they are angry that the world is quiet on Texas, that is their jihad their number one purpose in life, those darn sips!

They would support another pandemic if it meant cancelling the whole thing.

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10 hours ago, linux said:

I fucking love aggie so much, everyone in the CFB world is pissed about FSU being left out to the point where they would support an emergency playin game between Bama and FSU.

Then there are the Bama haters that just want FSU in and Bama out

But Aggie is on the case again they are angry that the world is quiet on Texas, that is their jihad their number one purpose in life, those darn sips!

They would support another pandemic if it meant cancelling the whole thing.

I think the best part of the aggy argument is that we don't deserve to be there BUT we're somehow favored against UW.  I believe I saw odds that had TX as the overall fav behind UM - in betting circles.

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19 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

So we told a Safety to get lost, because we hoped we could tamper a DB into the portal and transfer here? Or are we assuming he's more of a safety and not a Nickel or CB?

We told a safety to get lost because he has been hurt almost the entirety of the last three seasons.

And he was not great when he did play the last couple times out.

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1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said:

love me some aggy open letter to the team posts.   They should have a contest to see who can write the best 1st team meeting speech for corch M. Elk.  

I especially like it when the posters show the players from the parking lots to the stadium because they can’t find it otherwise.
 

Their offensive line got lost several times this season. Those golly gee swell good Ags just couldn’t get them to the stadium in time to affect the outcome of the game. 

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That aggy “hive mind” is so delusional. They weren’t even a figment of our imagination during the last decade of football seasons. Now that their “one trick pony” of being in the SEC, they are totally lost. Imagine their minds when the SEC tells them that they have to play both UT and OU in ‘25, let alone their assigned other SEC foes!

No more 5 cupcakes to get to 8 wins, with your annual 3-4 “road” games, which frankly they’ve been “0-for” the last couple of seasons!

Hook’em!!!

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Milko and his ag-tag band of farmers will have a rude awakening in 25. Easy schedule in 24 likely lets him hit 8 wins. Assuming SEC goes to 9 games and takes the $, their '25 card may include opportunities to run out of time against ND (scheduled road OOC), UGA, Tenn, Ole Miss, OU (all 4 dodged in '24, as is Bama), LSU, and Texas (likely "rivals").
 

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18 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Milko and his ag-tag band of farmers will have a rude awakening in 25. Easy schedule in 24 likely lets him hit 8 wins. Assuming SEC goes to 9 games and takes the $, their '25 card may include opportunities to run out of time against ND (scheduled road OOC), UGA, Tenn, Ole Miss, OU (all 4 dodged in '24, as is Bama), LSU, and Texas (likely "rivals").
 

To get more than one team in the 12 team playoff, the SEC should have required to play 9 conference games.

Also, there needs to be something preventing 3 Abilene Christian University-level opponents if you want to be eligible for the 12 team playoffs.

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Absolutely. You should be ineligible for playoffs if you’ve played more than 3 fcs opponents in that and the preceding year. Still gives them the opportunity to scrub down a little but not consistently every year. It will involve strategy and we know teams like aggy will try to take full advantage and still fuck it up. More schadenfreude.

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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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It's just incredible how they blame everything on some sort of grand Sip conspiracy against them, especially after the aggies broke the mold by hiring Jimbo. And what do they even mean when they say they broke the mold by hiring Jimbo? They hired a coach away from a school that was trying to get rid of him, they were a laughingstock for doing so then, they still are a laughingstock ... that's their mold and they are still in it. 

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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

It's just incredible how they blame everything on some sort of grand Sip conspiracy against them, especially after the aggies broke the mold by hiring Jimbo. And what do they even mean when they say they broke the mold by hiring Jimbo? They hired a coach away from a school that was trying to get rid of him, they were a laughingstock for doing so then, they still are a laughingstock ... that's their mold and they are still in it. 

They confuse the concepts of Envy and Mockery.

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They're more likely to be eating the mold. This is something they like to tie into their collective persecution complex: the Aggies are upstarts and shaking the order of things. Nobody can stand their greatness as it's a threat to the CFB world. 

Nobody cares about A&M unless they are really good or, more often, revealing their idiocy and inability to rise above 8-4. They seem to think that their projections of their trajectory are the actual trajectory. 

Anyway, the dorky fish camp video of their cheer yell leaders had one such cheer yell that ended with, "Give us room!" Give? Why don't you come and take it, bitch?

Similarly, you have the below. Like the above, it's part of their dogma now:

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Where's the manly manfulness of squaring off against the bully? Look at the number of upvotes. "We used to get buttfucked by those Longhorns all the time! Get ready to submit to it yourselves. And never forget that we're the real badasses of CFB!"

The tu dildo waving fags is coming! And we're scared shitless!

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Don't worry, little man, we protect you.

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