Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[msucolt45 4062]

If it weren’t for the $$$ bags, the aggy signing class of 2022 would’ve never existed! How in their “hive mind” they can’t comprehend that they “paid” players is dumbfounding.

Hook’em!!!

Money gone = players gone!

Hook’em!!!

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

15 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

If it weren’t for the $$$ bags, the aggy signing class of 2022 would’ve never existed! How in their “hive mind” they can’t comprehend that they “paid” players is dumbfounding.

Hook’em!!!

Money gone = players gone!

Hook’em!!!

[RomaVicta 29909]

They are unique in the worst ways. We know what those ways are.

It's particularly arrogant of them to think only they have traditions or an affinity for their school as a special place. Every school has that stuff. Participation at those schools is optional thus more genuine. 

Among the ways they're unique in the worst way is their absolute resistance to any change or any self-reflection. The worst way they are unique is in their belief that they are good fighting evil with Texas as the Great Satan. Everybody else has rivalries. They have jihads.

Sickos.

[Tired Horn 738]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

They are unique in the worst ways. We know what those ways are.

It's particularly arrogant of them to think only they have traditions or an affinity for their school as a special place. Every school has that stuff. Participation at those schools is optional thus more genuine. 

Among the ways they're unique in the worst way is their absolute resistance to any change or any self-reflection. The worst way they are unique is in their belief that they are good fighting evil with Texas as the Great Satan. Everybody else has rivalries. They have jihads.

Sickos.

Well, at least a real jihad, however misguided it may be, is based on something other than a football game combined with a deeply in the closet, homoerotic affinity for weirdos dressed up like milkmen. So, I don't know exactly what you'd call A&M's ongoing struggle with reality. 

Maybe a psychotic break?

Decompensation?

Tragically laughable?

[MontereyMX 869]

15 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Some gems from the Deuce Harmon / portal thread on Aggie 247.

 

 

 

TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE ... OLD COMMENTS ABOUT HARMON

 

 

 

 

 

MOD ATTEMPTS TO INJECT CAUTION

 

 

 

AND ... THE ICING ON THE KAKA

 

 

 👀   👀   👀 😱  😱  😱 

 

 

THE END

 

 

 

 

 

its all "pure and simple"

[Ravishing Rick 1129]

19 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

As much as we like to clown on our little brother, they’re actually not that horrible of a school. I’d personally rank the school itself as one of the absolute best in Brazos County. 

[RomaVicta 29909]

[RabidM 2668]

How do you get back to competing at a level you've never competed at? 

Which reminds me, I've got to get back to dating Victoria's Secret models. 

Edited December 10, 2023 by RabidM

[ousux 5597]

How do you get back to competing at a level you've never competed at? 
Which reminds me, I've got to get back to dating Victoria's Secret models. 

Looking at the current crop it shouldn't be too difficult for you to jump back in there.

[UTEX90 589]

On 12/9/2023 at 5:02 PM, RomaVicta said:

It's particularly arrogant of them to think only they have traditions or an affinity for their school as a special place. Every school has that stuff. Participation at those schools is optional thus more genuine. 

 

It is the mandatory participation that makes them unappealing to many.  I can see how a player would go there with one perception while being recruited and get there and think, what the hell have I gotten myself into.  I was here for the cash bags, not the douche bags.  And then it is conform or be labeled a 2%.  I just don't see that environment appealing to the average student athlete year in and year out.  It will never change because they think their beloved traditions is what makes it appealing instead of off putting.

[BlackCat 438]

Guys, I think this stripper might actually be into me! 

[utee94 15825]

7 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

  I was here for the cash bags, not the douche bags.  

New motto contender.

[Getafix 28669]

 

PSA, in case you've not read the Stampede.

 

 

And this is from Blake Alderman (Florida 247), today.

 

 

 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

On 12/10/2023 at 7:47 AM, Ravishing Rick said:

As much as we like to clown on our little brother, they’re actually not that horrible of a school. I’d personally rank the school itself as one of the absolute best in Brazos County. 

Let's not get carried away. The best with enrollment over 50,000 I'd say.

[Longhornfrenzy 5721]

[deft 6851]

aggy screenshot megathread: “this is a cruel cruel world”

[Sejjr 3246]

Jesus, this is like nectar from the Football Gods. Now “high school recruiting doesn’t matter” to aggy? They really are all-in on this new-fangled portal thingy. I hear you can build a natty contender in just a few weeks!

[NOOBSDUDE 588]

“Meh just another 3 star linebacker” says the team with a 3 star LB starting as a true freshman lol.

[billfromlaketravis 11487]

I don’t get these regards. They didn’t have a DC when they signed the “greatest recruiting class of all time” in 2022. Now not having a DC or LB coach is a huge negative in landing Smith. 

[HoustonHorn 1062]

That's glorious.

Must be the NIL. Nothing else makes any sense. Only one Ag even dared to mention Texas on a playoff run might have something to do with it.

And not one of them can put together the millions being paid to Jimbo MIGHT have an impact on NIL spending. Not even a mention of it.

Only a few put together they don't have a full staff.

That's Gold Jerry!

[WBT 20580]

They didn't lose, they just ran out of bags?

[BigHornedLurker 1940]

Lol at still blaming fischer , while Elko can't close coaches or players , and their interim coach is recruiting players and transfer to SYRACRUSE 

 

this such a monumental screw up they can't even process how amateur this is 

[Duane Moore 5237]

3 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Jesus, this is like nectar from the Football Gods. Now “high school recruiting doesn’t matter” to aggy? They really are all-in on this new-fangled portal thingy. I hear you can build a natty contender in just a few weeks!

Just need to “go get some portal DUDES.”

It’s really very simple, why doesn’t Elko just do it?

[CashMcCoy 3199]

 

This is peak fucking texags. Holy shit.

[Colonel Sanders 1342]

If I ever run into Jimbo, I'm buying that guy a beer.  This is a multi-year rebuild. 

[Junior Bonner 6254]

Schadenfreude writ large. 

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Firing Jimbo early so that you have a better chance to win in 2024 and then ending up with a FAR worse roster in 2024 is the most aggy thing ever.

[Harvdog 2288]

This was what I needed as I drank my morning coffee.  When they bought the highest rated class ever, it was simply that them boys wanted to play for a “natty”, be coached by Jimbo who won a “natty” and they loved eating at chain restaurants in College Station.

Whats so glorious is Aggie had the blueprint. They saw what Jimbo did to FSU.  They saw the aftermath.  That’s like knowing a hurricane is coming and you still go to the spot where the eye of the storm is headed. You can’t make this shit up.

The last thing is it’s finally dawning on them that Texas is better.  They think it’s all about NIL and all we do is buy every player.  Nothing about our coaches, culture and the fact that we are in the playoffs. They deserve to go through this shit.  I hope it’s lasts forever.  

 

 

 

[Mikey4 2476]

"It's just one kick to the nuts after another."

And yet, they will keep coming back for more.

[Tony Two K 600]

Good times. “The portal runs both ways.” The portal has replaced highway 6. Lofl.

[texifornia 56975]

Taurean York now has "genius level football IQ and rare athletic traits"? That's an upgrade from the "knows where he's supposed to be, but so so slow" we've been seeing on the field.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

I love how paranoid these sheep fuckers are. 

 

[Harvdog 2288]

There needs to be a joint support group for Aggies and Seminoles. They can call it “Dadgum Jimbo”. They can share their stories of pain and sorrow. 

[closetojumping 62740]

I do enjoy watching them fall into their own logic trapdoors over and over, climbing out briefly, only to quickly stumble back down. Jimbo went from penthouse to outhouse in their mental pantheon of aggie heroes and dildos. It’s no one else’s fault, the school and program aren’t to blame, and things are about to get instantly better without that one asshole around. 

[El Compadre 767]

 

[Tex Pete 20357]

1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

If I ever run into Jimbo, I'm buying that guy a beer.  This is a multi-year rebuild. 

Jimbo doesn’t need your money. He’ll never need money from anyone ever again. Bahahahahahahahahahaba!

[mdleast 8295]

 

You see there…that’s a positive way of looking at it, little aggy!

[Huckleberry 32879]

So Elko doesn't understand the Fisher recruiting system. After working for him for 4 seasons. 

Hopefully that poster is smart enough to be obliquely referencing that Elko doesn't have the same cash backing to buy players. 

[Deej 76800]

 

57 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

"It's just one kick to the nuts after another."

And yet, they will keep coming back for more.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

I love how paranoid these sheep fuckers are. 
 

Half of Texags were QANON nuts. They had a hundred+ page thread about it.

[Elmer_Fudd 22254]

[Schulz2.0 28957]

3 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Half of Texags were QANON nuts. They had a hundred+ page thread about it.

Were?

[AugieBall 233]

57 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I love how paranoid these sheep fuckers are. 

 

Wow.  We really are the stuff of nightmares for these rubes.  Let's just embrace it: "The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid, but rather to the methodical and evil."

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

27 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So Elko doesn't understand the Fisher recruiting system. After working for him for 4 seasons. 

Hopefully that poster is smart enough to be obliquely referencing that Elko doesn't have the same cash backing to buy players. 

Fisher, despite what we think of him is a great snake oil salesman but ofc that cash backing helps

[Frank Drebin 5640]

Fisher was everything they claimed Mack Brown was circa 2001.  He was more of a coach February than Mack ever was.

[LTtxfan 49196]

2 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

If I ever run into Jimbo, I'm buying that guy a beer.  This is a multi-year rebuild. 

Jimbo:  "Well let me just quote the great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." 

 

[RomaVicta 29909]

The parrots are really getting into this mindset over on TexAgs. Some wonder why even recruit high schoolers in "age" of the portal and NIL when you can find whatever you need through the portal. Let players develop somewhere else, then just "hit that portal hard" to get proven guys. And again:

That they have picked up a receiver from Old Dominion to replace Ainias Smith doesn't register. They seem to think that players will become good and then follow everyone's natural inclination to be an Aggie. Just gimmee.

Yep. A&M's facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and Aggie network and the bestest fans were just fools gold when Jimbo peddled it. Now a morbidly obese alchemist has come along to change it into real gold with real coaching and real recruiting.

When talking about recruiting, nobody factors in the loss of Jimbo in that regard. They seem to think it was all E-Rob whom they all now hate.

There's your big time selling point! And look at the proof of how much that matters to all their defensive stars leaving and recruits flipping! These guys know they can't compete for playing time against the absolute studs who will be racing to play for the most famous defensive mind of the day!

 

I must have missed that bullet point in Plan 2024. Too bad, it looks like the only one that they will achieve.

Only money could make a player go to tu instead of dear old A&M! 

We are the richest school in the world, money is no object for A&M!

Ahhhh, dissonance!

1 Set us up the bomb?

2 Debils, I tell you!

How could one conclude anything else when the top 5 recruiting class Jimbo had verbally committed is disintegrating its way out of the top 20 now that he's gone? 1 + 1 = 2. Duh.

The Texas A&M University Fightin' Texas Sour Grapes! 

 

Edited December 12, 2023 by RomaVicta

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

Texas A&M University: Where Old Dominion transfers can practice in comfort.

[Tex Pete 20357]

33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

There's your big time selling point! And look at the proof of how much that matters to all their defensive stars leaving and recruits flipping! These guys know they can't compete for playing time against the absolute studs who will be racing to play for the most famous defensive mind of the day!

Everything they do is contradictory. It's almost like there was no plan in place at all. Who imagined when they hired and fired Mark Stoops in about a 3 hour span that this would all blow up so spectacularly?! Again, A&M is far and away a bigger cesspool than we were ever even accused of being. Their factions all have a seat at the table despite none of them having the first clue about a winning program or culture.

Most guys don't want to be a DC in name only. Santucci would surely have taken the job but aggies hate his guts and would never allow him back on their campus, so they're left to face the reality that College Station is in fact NOT Shangri La on the Brazos. Maybe the NCAA just needs to force all CFB coaches to go to Fish Camp. WHOOP!

Seriously, so much of what's going on is so simple a caveman could get it, but a caveman's skull is nowhere near as thick as an aggy's.

 

 

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Firing Jimbo early so that you have a better chance to win in 2024 and then ending up with a FAR worse roster in 2024 is the most aggy thing ever.

Then making hires based on the condition that they'll keep "E-Rob" in order to placate the players and he leaves anyway...for Syracuse.  It's so fucking good.  This is the best Christmas gift, guys.  Seriously, you didn't have to get me anything. But I cherish it, thank you.

And all of this on top of a Big 12 Championship and college playoff berth...

 

Gawtdamn!!

Edited December 12, 2023 by Teamdirtyleg