Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[linux 1660]

I asked on another time but anyone have a screencaps of the horns tear thread? it must be like a ghost town in there with a last post from Oct.

[NoName 16352]

2 hours ago, Bevoball said:

It still blows my mind that the Melk is younger than Sark, and that's after Sark went through an extended period of alcoholism which is known to make you age quickly. 

like 3 years younger too. not like he's younger by 1 month.

[Genco 3041]

22 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

This is comedy gold! Strong NIL program there. Must be some mysterious $80 million black hole in their bank account.

FUPM is now…

Pay me? Fuck you (TM)

🤣🤣🤑🤑🤘🏻

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[Beau Vine 54230]

15 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

Oh holy shit, he can't be serious, right? The depths of their delusion are unfathomable. 

He's worried about other posters calling him hypernegative for that take?

[WBT 20579]

Podcast version of today's texags radio signing day special just went up

Edited December 20, 2023 by WBT

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Podcast version of today's texags radio signing day special just went up

Missing the overalls and fake army regalia 

[BornAndRaised 12283]

Whoever else wants to tag in, I'm spending the rest of the day at the hospital and LHF is posting some aggy gold at the moment.

[kevwun 15790]

That's actually a picture of their 2023 class.  The Elk had to dig deep.

[msucolt45 4062]

This is comedy gold! Strong NIL program there. Must be some mysterious $80 million black hole in their bank account.
FUPM is now…
Pay me? Fuck you ™

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Original post sounds like selling Girl Scout cookies at work.

Hook’em!!!

[Fondren & Main 6718]

How crazy is it that my dad trolled me the other day and told me aggy re-joined the Big 12 and I actually believed it?  I could see these morons ACTUALLY doing that out of spite.  Rubes; all of them!

[Zhorn96 1773]

13 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Missing the overalls and fake army regalia 

I was going to say "Missing the family sheep getting buttfucked in the living room" but yeah, your version works too

[BornAndRaised 12283]

Gonna do a dump of everything from LHF since this morning. Apologize if anything was already posted. I'm not gonna double check.

[WBT 20579]

29 minutes ago, WBT said:

Podcast version of today's texags radio signing day special just went up

According to Brauny, aggy almost got up to 50/50 for Lagway last week but now it's between Florida and usc

[kevwun 15790]

Lagway hates him some coaching and program stability.  USC is his best choice and it's trending hard towards shitshow.

Edited December 20, 2023 by kevwun

[BornAndRaised 12283]

[msucolt45 4062]

Gonna do a dump of everything from LHF since this morning. Apologize if anything was already posted. I'm not gonna double check.

Roster is Southland Conference “ready” and NOT SEC ready!

Maybe the “rumors” of the BMA, just desiring to move back to the Big12 is true? Better that than facing both the Sips and OUsucks annually!

How soon can aggy actually “contractually” depart the SEC? That is your timeline fans of CFB.

Hook’em!!!

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

17 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

[deft 6850]

Can they actually explain by what they mean by tampering? Or is it just when they don’t get a player they like?

[pacman 7355]

Aggy won't pay to recruit and retain players because the players make more money than they do.

They will pay $17 per month to a texags website, where Liucci also makes more money than they do, to read made up bullshit about those same players.

Edited December 20, 2023 by pacman

[Jimmy Two Times 797]

Dealyn Evans' hold on a top 2 spot in the Looch 44 is very precarious right now. He should tread lightly. 

[linux 1660]

Emergency Looch!

[Born Burnt 6178]

32 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

[Tired Horn 738]

But on the positive side, they are signing guys who kind'a. sort'a, maybe want to be Ags (unless a better offer surfaces--god, are you there, please let a better offer surface).

I talked to a maroon kool-aid swilling idiot who assured me Elko was a Portal Master who was loading up A&M with diamonds in the rough. Jesus. I didn't have the heart to even engage with that idiot, just wished him good luck on that.

[Vertigo 20286]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Whoever else wants to tag in, I'm spending the rest of the day at the hospital and LHF is posting some aggy gold at the moment.

It still hasn't gone down after 4 hours?

[Deej 76797]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Podcast version of today's texags radio signing day special just went up

 

[Da Fino 2783]

Love the desperation and the random capitalization. 

[BornAndRaised 12283]

12 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It still hasn't gone down after 4 hours?

Visiting my grandma, but was able to bring my laptop since she's napping atm.

[crash_davis 23113]

LOL. It's finally setting in that they are FUCKED. 

Self awareness can be a bitch.

[Deej 76797]

7 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Love the desperation and the random capitalization. 

No better place to play than Kyle, eh? 

 

[DixonHur 11307]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Lagway hates him some coaching and program stability.  USC is his best choice and it's trending hard towards shitshow.

Welp, one more aggy dream crushed

Elite QB DJ Lagway Signs With the Florida Gators - Sports Illustrated Florida Gators News, Analysis and More

[deft 6850]

I’m getting seasick looking at the wavy lines in that pic. How they hell do they consider that a good look?

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

10 minutes ago, deft said:

I’m getting seasick looking at the wavy lines in that pic. How they hell do they consider that a good look?

Just wait for it to collapse.

[DigglerontheHoof 21200]

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Love the desperation and the random capitalization. 

All that “aggy taking care of aggy” shit sounds like a bunch of communists to me.

[SaucyJack 3488]

1 hour ago, deft said:

Can they actually explain by what they mean by tampering? Or is it just when they don’t get a player they like?

Tamponing;  Yes

[Elmer_Fudd 22242]

5 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, Daddy98 is running Melko over repeatedly on 247. So is "Chubbs Peterson" who they view as an insider. 98 is now calling Elko "Elko Fudd" which actually made me laugh. He actually does look like a real life Elmer Fudd. A photoshop of his visage in the Elmer Fudd costume might look like real life.

[SubliminalHorn 6798]

2 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Holy shit this made me literally lol

[SamMan 1365]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, Daddy98 is running Melko over repeatedly on 247. So is "Chubbs Peterson" who they view as an insider. 98 is now calling Elko "Elko Fudd" which actually made me laugh. He actually does look like a real life Elmer Fudd. A photoshop of his visage in the Elmer Fudd costume might look like real life.

Spitting image. I had these pics teed up and ready to go the other day when the whiteboard photo dropped, but I didn’t want to offend the real @Elmer_Fudd:

[Foosters 17857]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Just wait for it to collapse.

yeah i guess i can see how that would improve things

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

Has anyone ever seen them both in the same room at the same time? So in over his head it is comical.
 

Edited December 21, 2023 by StrippersAndNobelPrizes

[msucolt45 4062]

That’s all I got for aggy.

Hook’em!!!

[Deej 76797]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

All that “aggy taking care of aggy” shit sounds like a bunch of communists to me.

Sounds like they're jacking each other off.

[ousux 5597]

Has anyone ever seen them both in the same room at the same time? So in over his head it is comical.
 

I have to keep reminding myself he's one of the younger P4 head coaches.

Mind blown.

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

holy shit it's perfect.

[Hank Kingsley 20952]

Need some Aggie message board updates re: Tyanthony Smith 

[b_p 448]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Serious question - has Weigman's camp or the ATM United group announced his return? Things seem really, really quiet in that regard. 

Also, I am still fascinated by the scorching hawt takes that their roster is going to be really talented in 2024. They've lost a ton of talent over the last two cycles and they have not replenished it with quantity or quality. I hear people in the media still referencing talent as well. Eventually, someone is going to dig a little deeper and see what we've seen, right? I guess I hope not. I hope they open 2024 ranked, again, and then collapse.

I have a source that’s about as close as you can get, and it seems like not only is he staying, he’s also enamored with Klein.  I’m not sure why there hasn’t been something more public put out at this point. 

[Chopper 17235]

When being in contact with a player who's verbally committed to your school is seen as a big win and point of contention...

[Deej 76797]

Just now, b_p said:

I have a source that’s about as close as you can get, and it seems like not only is he staying, he’s also enamored with Klein.  I’m not sure why there hasn’t been something more public put out at this point. 

He may want to make sure Klein is still coming. 

[Dondrysdale1 363]

Just now, Deej said:

He may want to make sure Klein is still coming. 

I would assume he is. The elk was bragging that he was the one he zeroed in on in his press conference. You know since they signed 9 players he had plenty of time to talk about other things

[Radical Larry 28623]

When being in contact with a player who's verbally committed to your school is seen as a big win and point of contention...

Not now, Jason, the grownups are talking.