Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Deej 76,858]

Getting my Christmas bonus today is the second best part of my day..

[Dondrysdale1 363]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Not now, Jason, the grownups are talking.

So Howell went from a National Rivals guy to 2nd string aggy reporter on Texags. Quite the fall, you know he isn’t well thought of as he hasn’t changed his handle to a stupid nickname given to him by those rubes.

[tejas60 3,534]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Getting my Christmas bonus today is the second best part of my day..

[crash_davis 23,114]

where are the aggy screenshots?!!!

[ousux 5,601]

where are the aggy screenshots?!!!

Chin pubes, Tarp and others are getting better at sanitizing the unpaid football board and using their socks to distribute hopium and copium to the aggy masses. They are busy trying to convince themselves they never really wanted Tyanthony Smith.

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

For me, it’s the injury-prone QB behind a questionable OL trying to play power ball in the SEC… or an OC trying to run something completely different.

Edited December 21, 2023 by Doc Daneeka

[RomaVicta 29,949]

[HtownHorn 14,755]

How do they know if they will be better coached when they don't have a coaching staff?

[Hornlover 8,830]

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

"Bridge the Rubicon"? I don't remember Caeser building a bridge over the Rubicon.

Perhaps the phrase he's looking for is "Fleece the Rubes".

[linux 1,660]

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

"Bridge the Rubicon"? I don't remember Caeser building a bridge over the Rubicon.

Perhaps the phrase he's looking for is "Fleece the Rubes".

Ah yes how sweet the wine!

[crash_davis 23,114]

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How do they know if they will be better coached when they don't have a coaching staff?

A dead body could coach better than this.

 

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,783]

[BigHornedLurker 1,954]

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Clearly they started day drinking to accelerate themselves into the bargaining stage of grief 

Edited December 21, 2023 by BigHornedLurker

[troph 24,893]

I’d laugh except they are Texans too. Fml.

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2,205]

[Longhornfrenzy 5,783]

[HtownHorn 14,755]

Their top 3 recruits didn't sign during the early period and none of them are solid right now. Their class will be almost 100% bread come February.

[Bevo14 8,355]

13 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

lulz if they think we're getting whoever we want in this class, they'll have a lot of fun watching our recruiting next cycle.

Edited December 21, 2023 by Bevo14

[Elmer_Fudd 22,306]

Damn you people for comparing me to Elko.

 

Daddy98!!!  And some Santucci

 

[Ashylarry 256]

28 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy premium board tears are the fucking best. Thank you ❤️ 

[BachelorTrek 3,054]

39 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

The dick-animation pic is funnier.

[Hank Kingsley 20,991]

33 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

[Radical Larry 28,656]

[BachelorTrek 3,054]

6 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

The dick-animation pic is funnier.

[Sgt Hulk 13,814]

Dear god.  This hits. Thanks gents 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,783]

[Ghost of Frank Erwin 29]

It’s almost like they’re autistic, but then you realize they’re bad at math. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

Who is Chris law, and why can he not provide evidence of his claim?

[deft 6,859]

They still don’t understand what NIL is or how it works. It’s like weaponized ignorance over there.

[Scholz 11,948]

Haha those losers are psychotic. And so, so ignorant on every level. 😂

[crash_davis 23,114]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Damn you people for comparing me to Elko.

 

Daddy98!!!  And some Santucci

 

Don't care, Got Jimbo. In Jimbo we Trust. 

It's now Don't care, Got Santucci. In Santucci/Elko we Trust.

No wonder they've been losers for 80 years.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Frank Erwin said:

It’s almost like they’re autistic, but then you realize they’re bad at math. 

Except people with autism aren’t stupid.  And being bad at math is just scratching the surface. 

[crash_davis 23,114]

28 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Except people with autism aren’t stupid.  And being bad at math is just scratching the surface. 

This dumb autistic fucker won a Purple Heart, the College Football National Championship, and banged a lady with AIDS but AIDS was too scared to infect him.

[SamMan 1,367]

“But good for them, I guess.“

Get a load of these salty little bitches:

Imagine the lack of self-awareness required to be a fan/alum of a school that just agreed to pay a man $70+ million NOT to do the job he was hired to do, and still seriously post this shit:

I suppose he thinks that Bama win + the ‘21 recruiting class was worth it for the aggies.

[ConferenceRoom 6,144]

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

This dumb autistic fucker won a Purple Heart, the College Football National Championship, and banged a lady with AIDS but AIDS was too scared to infect him.

Medal of Honor 

[Tex Pete 20,410]

Salty balls

[SamMan 1,367]

5 hours ago, SamMan said:

I suppose he thinks that Bama win + the ‘21 recruiting class was worth it for the aggies.

* ‘22 recruiting class

[DanTheHorn 4,938]

That average ranking moral victory that involves two unsigned 5* is feeding their world.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

Didn't they only sign like 10 recruits?

[conVINCEd 21,469]

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Didn't they only sign like 10 recruits?

[Rickylovesweed 14,532]

I think the funniest part about their “quality over quantity” narrative is it’s just complete bullshit because they are loading up with bread in the portal. It’s not like they’re loading up on quality it’s just being allocated to players in the portal from Youngstown State. 

[Duane Moore 5,248]

10 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Didn't they only sign like 10 recruits?

They got 12 signed yesterday. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,331]

Love Brauny's take of it's being pushed as a flip when it wasn't followed by we took him off our committed list this morning.

[WBT 20,642]

It wasn't a signing day flip you stupid sip.  He flipped weeks ago!

[Tex Pete 20,410]

27 minutes ago, WBT said:

It wasn't a signing day flip you stupid sip.  He flipped weeks ago!

[NoName 16,364]

8 hours ago, SamMan said:

if anyone knows about locker room problems due to overpaying for mediocre talent, it's Texas A&M.

[BigHornedLurker 1,954]

2 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

That average ranking moral victory that involves two unsigned 5* is feeding their world.

And soon enough it will spring practice for an early season win 

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

They got 12 signed yesterday. 

Whoop!

[El Compadre 767]

Blooch on Texags crying about"the state of college football" and fsu possibly leaving. Said it's "taking my ball and going home." Didn't even make it into the office. Brauninger asked him what the plan was "you coming into the office today, we doing phone?" Blooch, "Phone. I'm taking the dog for a walk." Holy shit you can hear he just wants to go cry in bed or hug some sheep. 

[utee94 15,835]

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Love Brauny's take of it's being pushed as a flip when it wasn't followed by we took him off our committed list this morning.

 

 

2 hours ago, WBT said:

It wasn't a signing day flip you stupid sip.  He flipped weeks ago!

Yeah it's amazing the shit those rubes will eat, when it's being shoveled into their mouths by their texags heroes.

If he knew about it 2 weeks ago, why didn't he remove him from the commitment list 2 weeks ago?

But those idoits will just eat it up and happily pay another $9.95 for more shit tossed down their gullets.