Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Getafix 28682]

 

Lulz ... 

(Dominick McKinley LSU-flip thread.)

 

 

[crash_davis 23113]

13 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

crash, I think that I started aggy back then. If someone remembers otherwise, that's fine.

I didn't mean to say "I", I meant to say "It". I take no claim on aggy. I just use it because it's genius. One aggy is the same as all aggy. 

[ousux 5597]

"aggy" isn't a person or thing, (although it can be) but rather a mindset. Calling them "aggies" would be insulting to NM State and other schools who still use the word.

[NWAustinDude 2252]

 

[realgreggym 835]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I didn't mean to say "I", I meant to say "It". I take no claim on aggy. I just use it because it's genius. One aggy is the same as all aggy. 

crash, I knew what you meant so no problem.

[HoustonHorn 1062]

Are we getting to a point where the players who have switched/transferred to LSU are a higher rated class than their incoming class?

[SydneyCarton 48110]

21 minutes ago, HoustonHorn said:

Are we getting to a point where the players who have switched/transferred to LSU are a higher rated class than their incoming class?

Lots of both transfers and HS flips so…

[Acropora 856]

In fairness, my phone autocorrects to Aggy.  It doesn't matter whether I type Aggie, Aggies, moron, simpleton, inbred, periennial underachiever, second rate program, pretender, cult, or SEC sycophant.  No matter what, it autocorrects.  Now if we have a new board rule I will try but I think on it's pretty Aggy!

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

Too much talk about what to call aggy and not enough cowbell and screenshots. To get the roller coaster back on track I submit this for your amusement.

 

Speak the truth and out comes the looch ban hammer - live look at texags…

[SydneyCarton 48110]

Can’t spell his own coach’s name? Must have typed out Elko and got a ban hammer for not using the one of the approved nicknames. 

[BigBenBamboozle 1955]

43 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

 

[HoustonHorn 1062]

Lots of both transfers and HS flips so…

I was kinda hoping someone would run the math on it... Maybe Kyle Umlang.

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

[WinningIsHard 4044]

22 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Ag94ag actually had a good post 

[Bevo14 8334]

Hungry Ojos about to get voted off the island

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

He just talked more in one post about the sips who don’t matter to him than I have about my ex in five years. 

[Mother mopar 3319]

Getting back on topic…
aggy is spiking samples to try and prove cold fusion. Texas is Nobel Prizes in Physics. Never change aggy. Rent free for friggin ever!!!!! Tickle Me Elmo assembling a murder’s row over there!

Yellowbellies? Thought those were the original Coors cans.

[tejas60 3533]

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

He just talked more in one post about the sips who don’t matter to him than I have about my ex in five years. 

he wants us to fuck his ex-wife.

we did before she was his ex-wife.

[Chopper 17238]

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

He just talked more in one post about the sips who don’t matter to him than I have about my ex in five years. 

He doesn't think about his wife or t-sips AT ALL. Except when he's about to leave his condo then he'll think about his ex and every other tsip because he wants to avoid them. But that's about it. Oh except when he's already out then he'll also think about them because he has to constantly scan the crowd to make sure there's no ex or tsip around. He also plots out his day and his life based on when and where he's less likely to run into any tsips -- but do we really need to count that as thinking about the tsips? Also if you bothered to ask he'd also be sure to inform you he never, ever thinks about fondling cocks. NTTAWWT

Edited January 1 by Chopper

[Knoxtnhorn 6055]

I guess the McKinnley flip cancels out one of the dumbest things I've read on Texags.  I'm speaking of late last week when a few were bragging about the Rivals' average score for their 9 recruits (+ McKinnley and Bussey) being similar to that of Texas.  The combination of Bussey, McKinnley and Neal w/ the other 6 recruits gave them an abnormally high avg ranking.  

[SydneyCarton 48110]

I think the most succinct summary is “I never think about my ex wife except when I write about her in a 1000 word internet post focusing solely about how little I think about my wife.”

[Armybrat 40851]

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think the most succinct summary is “I never think about my ex wife except when I write about her in a 1000 word internet post focusing solely about how little I think about my wife.”

Most likely he still has frequent wet dreams about her.

[SydneyCarton 48110]

Just now, Armybrat said:

Most likely he still has frequent wet dreams about her.

Only if she’s getting fucked by another dude, Jimbo style. 

[RabidM 2668]

Taking a moment to appreciate the bottom two morons in this pic.

[msucolt45 4063]

Only aggy can find joy/happiness in the possible failures of others, let alone worrying about their very own aggy shit fest!

“Hey guys, we (aggy) can go 3-8, but that’s ok, as tu lost in the championship game.” F their mindset! Just wow!

Hook’em!!!

[RomaVicta 29929]

Aggie analysis of our game.

Carefully curated comparison. I'm sure the world outside of College Station and Katy agrees with this conclusion.

The above cuts through and past fluff elements such as conference championships and playoff appearances. I'm sure they will catch up there with Plan 2024 from Aggie Headspace.

Interesting hope there, Bill.

Edited January 2 by RomaVicta

[Armybrat 40851]

22 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

On 12/31/2023 at 8:43 PM, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Getting back on topic…
aggy is spiking samples to try and prove cold fusion. Texas is Nobel Prizes in Physics. Never change aggy. Rent free for friggin ever!!!!! Tickle Me Elmo assembling a murder’s row over there!

Yellowbellies? Thought those were the original Coors cans.

“Yellowbellies”?

My oh my,

aggy has forgotten 8-forfeit already ?

Why am I and Wakeforest not surprised?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

He doesn't think about his wife or t-sips AT ALL. Except when he's about to leave his condo then he'll think about his ex and every other tsip because he wants to avoid them. But that's about it. Oh except when he's already out then he'll also think about them because he has to constantly scan the crowd to make sure there's no ex or tsip around. He also plots out his day and his life based on when and where he's less likely to run into any tsips -- but do we really need to count that as thinking about the tsips? Also if you bothered to ask he'd also be sure to inform you he never, ever thinks about fondling cocks. NTTAWWT

That a lot of words for he lives in Katy.

[Hornius Emeritus 12471]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Aggie analysis of our game.

Carefully curated comparison. I'm sure the world outside of College Station and Katy agrees with this conclusion.

The above cuts through and past fluff elements such as conference championships and playoff appearances. I'm sure they will catch up there with Plan 2024 from Aggie Headspace.

Interesting hope there, Bill.

 I know with certainty that at least one of the folks with an AgTag is, in fact, an illustrious Surly poster.  I wouldn't be surprised if other Surly posters have engaged and are egging them on.

[RGBIII 22840]

On 12/31/2023 at 10:01 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t some company commit to paying tuition to all byu walk ons via NIL?

They announced it but cancelled it as it was deemed pay for play

[RomaVicta 29929]

This guy's bought into the Elko recruiting "strategy."

 

And the optimist:

 

On Denver Harris maybe coming back.

 

To be fair, the vast majority are saying no to the idea. 

[closetojumping 62746]

59 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This guy's bought into the Elko recruiting "strategy."

 

And the optimist:

 

On Denver Harris maybe coming back.

 

To be fair, the vast majority are saying no to the idea. 

My favorite part of reading the aggie shit on here is how quickly they get aggressively excited about a new player or coach. It's like they get a blind optimism adrenaline shot and it freezes in their brain until said player or coach leaves the team. 

Jimbo is our man! ... Fuck Jimbo Fisher!! ... The Elk is not bucking around !! ...???

We got Denver Harris! A true victory over tu! ... Fuck Denver Harris! ... Welcome back Denver Harris!!

It's like this over and over again. I am a simple pushover every time in that it always entertains. 

[Davis Lane 5587]

On 1/1/2024 at 11:39 AM, horn_of_the_morning said:

WTF?

These are not intelligent people and should be allowed to operate a keyboard.

Edited January 3 by Davis Lane

[Tex-19 2872]

So Denver Harris got kicked out by the university itself, not just the football program, and then was basically under disciplinary measures all year by LSU, but now ATM is going to let him come back? Where's the logic in that one?

[Jimmy Two Times 797]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

So Denver Harris got kicked out by the university itself, not just the football program, and then was basically under disciplinary measures all year by LSU, but now ATM is going to let him come back? Where's the logic in that one?

To be clear, are you asking for a logical reason that the Aggies are doing something?

[crash_davis 23113]

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So Denver Harris got kicked out by the university itself, not just the football program, and then was basically under disciplinary measures all year by LSU, but now ATM is going to let him come back? Where's the logic in that one?

They barely have enough FBS quality players to fill a 2 deep roster. They certainly don't have enough quality players to have a winning season in 24-25'. That's all the logic that you need.

They can't be that choosy at this point. It's Harris or get another Olive Garden breadstick from Old Dominion.

[Tex Pete 20399]

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My favorite part of reading the aggie shit on here is how quickly they get aggressively excited about a new player or coach. It's like they get a blind optimism adrenaline shot and it freezes in their brain until said player or coach leaves the team. 

Jimbo is our man! ... Fuck Jimbo Fisher!! ... The Elk is not bucking around !! ...???

We got Denver Harris! A true victory over tu! ... Fuck Denver Harris! ... Welcome back Denver Harris!!

It's like this over and over again. I am a simple pushover every time in that it always entertains. 

It’s truly their Achilles heel. They never choose to wait and see. They have to declare _____________ the greatest ever. 

[Chuckie Finster 22700]

41 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So Denver Harris got kicked out by the university itself, not just the football program, and then was basically under disciplinary measures all year by LSU, but now ATM is going to let him come back? Where's the logic in that one?

aggy doesn't lie, cheat, or steal... unless they have a chance to beat tu, then who gives a fuck

Edited January 3 by Chuckie Finster

[Tx74 96]

On 12/31/2023 at 2:02 PM, RomaVicta said:

I must admit to a guilty pleasure in the above. They're not used all the time.

 

Strict enforcement and peer pressure to not use aggy would be too aggy. 

I now remember a TexAgs post that I C&Ped over here. One Aggie was making a solid argument about something where he referred to us as Texas. The other Aggie, getting his ass kicked, wrote:

"It's hard to take someone who doesn't use tu or t.u. seriously."

What could be more Aggy than that!

[statsman 5472]

The worst facet of the Aggie program is that they have Aggies in charge. They are true believers in the Aggie way and objective critical reasoning is not desired. 
 
They look at any success Texas has, and discount it as the result of luck and institutional favoritism by the NCAA and media. That would be fine for smack talk (hell, the Sooners have their fun with that, when they can), but nobody in a decision making capacity should believe it. 
 
But, they do! And even the Ags in authority believe it! And that leads them to try to mimic what they imagine UT to be doing, to navigate a route where they can parlay an easy path, a little flexing and some luck into a championship. 
 
If they tried to genuinely imitate UT, in pursuit of similar success, they would do the hard work of viewing their team objectively, seeking out weaknesses to address, scheduling difficult matchups (not easy ones) and not fearing failures that lead to learning. 
 
But, that’s hard, not fun and they absolutely dismiss the idea that this is the path Texas takes, so they continue on…

Edited January 4 by statsman

[Fondren & Main 6725]

1 hour ago, statsman said:

The worst facet of the Aggie program is that they have Aggies in charge. They are true believers in the Aggie way and objective critical reasoning is not desired. 
 
They look at any success Texas has, and discount it as the result of luck and institutional favoritism by the NCAA and media. That would be fine for smack talk (hell, the Sooners have their fun with that, when they can), but nobody in a decision making capacity should believe it. 
 
But, they do! And even the Ags in authority believe it! And that leads them to try to mimic what they imagine UT to be doing, to navigate a route where they can parlay an easy path, a little flexing and some luck into a championship. 
 
If they tried to genuinely imitate UT, in pursuit of similar success, they would do the hard work of viewing their team objectively, seeking out weaknesses to address, scheduling difficult matchups (not easy ones) and not fearing failures that lead to learning. 
 
But, that’s hard, not fun and they absolutely dismiss the idea that this is the path Texas takes, so they continue on…

They should pay you a consulting fee.  It would save them a lot of cash in the long run.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

21 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s truly their Achilles heel. They never choose to wait and see. They have to declare _____________ the greatest ever. 

Yes, and then when a reasonable waiting period has transpired and the disappointing returns are in, they may backtrack a bit with the “greatest ever” talk, but will remain steadfast in their argument that whoever or whatever they’re talking about is still better than tu’s.

This is how you get people who watched college football from 2002-2005 and concluded that Reggie McNeal was still better than Vince Young.

[RomaVicta 29929]

1 hour ago, statsman said:

that leads them to try to mimic what they imagine UT to be doing

Terrific post.

They see that UT has a journalism school that has produced graduates who become reporters and editors at prominent publications. Of course, they promote tu at every opportunity because they can't help but be biased.

They take this delusion and decide they need a jounalism school so they can produce similar biased reporters and editors as their goal. Of course they fucked that up because a negro lady was offered and virutally promised the job. She was an accomplished journalist then professor at tu. She was also a loyal graduate of A&M. Not good enough or just plain scary for the redass Ags running the show.

They could have had a real journalism school built by the perfect candidate. Had she succeeded in doing that, A&M probably would have closed that school again because students and graduates of said school would refuse to be redass puppets.

ETA

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This is how you get people who watched college football from 2002-2005 and concluded that Reggie McNeal was still better than Vince Young.

The parrots of Texags, over and over:

You see, Vince Young [or Radio] is a great athlete. Reggie is a great quarterback. 

Edited January 4 by RomaVicta

[PTINS 3472]

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Yes, and then when a reasonable waiting period has transpired and the disappointing returns are in, they may backtrack a bit with the “greatest ever” talk, but will remain steadfast in their argument that whoever or whatever they’re talking about is still better than tu’s.

This is how you get people who watched college football from 2002-2005 and concluded that Reggie McNeal was still better than Vince Young.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Terrific post.

They see that UT has a journalism school that has produced graduates who become reporters and editors at prominent publications...

They take this delusion and decide they need a jounalism school so they can produce similar biased reporters and editors as their goal. 

They could have had a real journalism school built by the perfect candidate. Had she succeeded in doing that, A&M probably would have closed that school again because students and graduates of said school would refuse to be redass puppets.

ETA

The parrots of Texags, over and over:

You see, Vince Young [or Radio] is a great athlete. Reggie is a great quarterback. 

That mindset existed in the mid 70's, that George Woodard was better than Earl Campbell.  They do it to themselves, starting at fish camp, that everything aggy is better, just because.

They see what UT has, take their delusion to obtain/produce "similar" results, and end up with something less than what they could have had. 

It is not the buildings that are important, it is the results of the people in the buildings that matter. 

[Texasrocks 2134]

On 1/2/2024 at 9:09 AM, RomaVicta said:

Aggie analysis of our game.

Carefully curated comparison. I'm sure the world outside of College Station and Katy agrees with this conclusion.

 

Now do salary, years remaining on contract, and buyout amount

[deft 6856]

How is it junk time if the game is decided by one score??

[Ashylarry 255]

On 1/3/2024 at 9:56 AM, RomaVicta said:

This guy's bought into the Elko recruiting "strategy."

 

And the optimist:

 

On Denver Harris maybe coming back.

 

To be fair, the vast majority are saying no to the idea. 

Lol Humphrey announced he was staying at Georgia 

Poor Aggy

[Cairn Horn88 8274]

On 1/1/2024 at 1:30 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

I guess the McKinnley flip cancels out one of the dumbest things I've read on Texags.  I'm speaking of late last week when a few were bragging about the Rivals' average score for their 9 recruits (+ McKinnley and Bussey) being similar to that of Texas.  The combination of Bussey, McKinnley and Neal w/ the other 6 recruits gave them an abnormally high avg ranking.  

One of aggy problems, is their overall recruit/players turnover rate….more players seem to portal out or transfer to other schools…it would be interesting to know why!

[fattyflattie 4639]

30 minutes ago, Ashylarry said:

Lol Humphrey announced he was staying at Georgia 

Poor Aggy

Oh I bet that makes Denver Harris really happy. 

[Fondren & Main 6725]

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

One of aggy problems, is their overall recruit/players turnover rate….more players seem to portal out or transfer to other schools…it would be interesting to know why!

You know why.  It’s cause they’re weird as fuck.