Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 29,902]

This guy is trying to tie a rocket to the back of the rollercoaster. And, he wasn't excited about their "natty" hopes since 2020? I guess he's still bought in to Plan 2024.

 

 

 

[Tex Pete 20,337]

36 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This guy is trying to tie a rocket to the back of the rollercoaster. And, he wasn't excited about their "natty" hopes since 2020? I guess he's still bought in to Plan 2024.

Thomas Johnson was a killer, and it hasn’t been that long since he was on the field for them. I know DJ Durkin is a coach, but that’s another killer they’ve had on the field the last two seasons. Didn’t help them much.

They should probably be trying to find good football players to put on the field.  

[hookemATL 11,706]

The entire aggy institution killed 12 folks as well, lest we forgot the Oversized Pick Up Stix Disaster of 1999. 

[deft 6,842]

aggy 2024: a JATO pack on a doomed rollercoaster

[TheAuditor 1,035]

3 hours ago, deft said:

aggy 2024: a JATO pack on a doomed rollercoaster

[RomaVicta 29,902]

[Armybrat 40,824]

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This guy is trying to tie a rocket to the back of the rollercoaster. And, he wasn't excited about their "natty" hopes since 2020? I guess he's still bought in to Plan 2024.

 

 

 

Viper rang the wrecked crew?

I found this washed up on the Beach at SPI a few years ago. 
Should I send it to Jack Brown’s over in Collie Station?

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[RomaVicta 29,902]

Just now, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Hey, our feet are all shot up, let's start shooting at our dick!

They'll be branded as cowards forever. Please, save us from ebil tu, destroyer of conferences!

The Big brand is nothing like the SEC brand in Texas, so there will be no recruiting boost in Texas which, actually, may not impact them that much since they aren't doing well with Texas recruits.

The Big will have a little more recruiting power in Texas, I suppose. I don't know it will impact us.

They will be moving when they are weak and may never return to their salad days of 8-4. Does the Big let teams schedule numerous fcs teams?

I think the move will be fatal for those fucktards. If they think they're going to scare the SEC into begging them to stay, which their absurd hubris makes possible, man are they in for a big surprise. They're the only ones huffing their farts about all the money they bring the conference.

Lastly, another conference gets to learn how weird they are and begin to hate them.

The show gets better and better.

[Iguana 229]

Hmmm  This would leave space for one more team. Who could fill the spot?  I don't think this is the time for bluffing.

[RabidM 2,666]

At this point,  I'm not sure the SEC would shed a tear if they went back to the B12.  Hilarious, that would be.  I just don't buy it though.  They think that conference is beneath them.  

And how on earth will it be more money?  It's got to be a troll.  The guy does have 80k followers though. 

Edited January 6 by RabidM

[Eggo 3,977]

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

At this point,  I'm not sure the SEC would shed a tear if they went back to the B12.  Hilarious, that would be.  I just don't buy it though.  They think that conference is beneath them. 

The rumor is for the Big 10, not 12.

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

I've heard some dumb ideas...

[EverybodyGoDeep 30]

47 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

They don’t add to the SEC bottom line. Texas delivers the state TV market. Would open up FSU and maybe Clemson. 

[tejas60 3,532]

43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Hey, our feet are all shot up, let's start shooting at our dick!

They'll be branded as cowards forever. Please, save us from ebil tu, destroyer of conferences!

The Big brand is nothing like the SEC brand in Texas, so there will be no recruiting boost in Texas which, actually, may not impact them that much since they aren't doing well with Texas recruits.

The Big will have a little more recruiting power in Texas, I suppose. I don't know it will impact us.

They will be moving when they are weak and may never return to their salad days of 8-4. Does the Big let teams schedule numerous fcs teams?

I think the move will be fatal for those fucktards. If they think they're going to scare the SEC into begging them to stay, which their absurd hubris makes possible, man are they in for a big surprise. They're the only ones huffing their farts about all the money they bring the conference.

Lastly, another conference gets to learn how weird they are and begin to hate them.

The show gets better and better.

[msucolt45 4,056]

Viper rang the wrecked crew?
I found this washed up on the Beach at SPI a few years ago. 
Should I send it to Jack Brown’s over in Collie Station?
 

I’d like to drink from the same barrel as Viper(Ag)
as that’s some strong stuff! I’ve purchased bottles that have cost hundreds, but also bought Jack and Jim Beam over the years, but seriously?

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4,056]

 

Fng only aggy would try to escape playing big brother TU, let alone Uncle Sooner, prior to all this Shit hitting them straight in the face!

Hook’em!!!

[msucolt45 4,056]

Academically, I really don’t think the B10 would take aggy, based on any “massaged” version of metrics. All aggy has as being based out of Texas for TV viewing eyes. Outside of that, they (aggy) bring nothing to the table.

Hook’em!!!

[Hank Kingsley 20,907]

That Swaim dude is a troll. Pay no attention to his account. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,179]

On 12/31/2023 at 10:25 AM, RomaVicta said:

A few years ago, people on this board insisted that I use aggy rather than the actual name. The Irony Gods were fucking with us. It seems we've stepped away generally.

Maybe the dumbest nickname is calling LSU the swamp kitties. It's pre-juvenile. Corn dogs is funnier. 

I personally enjoy it when someone calls them swamp aggy 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,179]

On 12/31/2023 at 10:47 AM, ClubWhatever said:

At one point it was the even dumber "aggsy"

We really need a cringe emoji for shit like this. Yeeesh

[RomaVicta 29,902]

All from the same thread on TexAgs:

 

 

 

 

* You lost that game to a team you all thought was shit, dumbass. You may be naming the problem with 3 stars.

 

Everyone writes it like it's a revelation.

Okay, I'm going for some shock therapy after going through that.

 

 

 

[Tired Horn 738]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

All from the same thread on TexAgs:

 

 

 

 

* You lost that game to a team you all thought was shit, dumbass. You may be naming the problem with 3 stars.

 

Everyone writes it like it's a revelation.

Okay, I'm going for some shock therapy after going through that.

 

 

 

I just want them to have guys who want to be Aggies, too.

Load up on that braindead shit, you delusional, 100-year-decision circus freaks.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,179]

3 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

I just want them to have guys who want to be Aggies, too.

Load up on that breaded shit, you delusional, 100-year-decision circus freaks.

Fify

[Leanderman 2,275]

"just want them to have guys who want to be Aggies, too."

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

lol

[Elmer_Fudd 22,204]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

lol

Half the roster will be FCS/G5 players.

Edited January 6 by Elmer_Fudd

[HtownHorn 14,670]

15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Half the roster will be FCS/G5 players.

Deion did the same thing last year. Should go well for Melko.

[nnm 36,353]

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Deion did the same thing last year. Should go well for Melko.

The weakness that glared even more than the rest was the lack of quality OL. They haven’t even come close to addressing that. It will take multiple recruiting classes and development, plus something like the pancake factory, to turn the corner on that. Aggies, prepare your sphincter. 

[RomaVicta 29,902]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

lol

Great days ahead, tovarisch!

Comrade Elko leads the working man to victory!

Comrades Bear, Jackie, RC, and Fran Sherman Sumlin Jimbo The Elk

[RomaVicta 29,902]

13 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

That Swaim dude is a troll. Pay no attention to his account. 

[Fondren & Main 6,702]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Half the roster will be FCS/G5 players.

They’ll be blue collar alright.  They’ll be going pro in something other than sports.

[lilMAC25 3,789]

14 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

All from the same thread on TexAgs:

 

 

 

 

* You lost that game to a team you all thought was shit, dumbass. You may be naming the problem with 3 stars.

 

Everyone writes it like it's a revelation.

Okay, I'm going for some shock therapy after going through that.

 

 

 

I’m telling you guys, losing 4/5* contributors for 3* and lower transfers is a GOOD THING!

 

😆 

[Duane Moore 5,237]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Great days ahead, tovarisch!

Comrade Elko leads the working man to victory!

Comrades Bear, Jackie, RC, and Fran Sherman Sumlin Jimbo The Elk

I really need someone to make a photoshop series of ATM coaches in the place of Nikolai Yezhov next to Stalin:

[texifornia 56,868]

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

I really need someone to make a photoshop series of ATM coaches in the place of Nikolai Yezhov next to Stalin:

As a sexually perverse tiny human who liked to yell at those under him, Yezhov couldn't possibly have anything in common with any former aggy coaches.

[TrashMaster G 17,549]

18 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Hey, our feet are all shot up, let's start shooting at our dick!

They'll be branded as cowards forever. Please, save us from ebil tu, destroyer of conferences!

The Big brand is nothing like the SEC brand in Texas, so there will be no recruiting boost in Texas which, actually, may not impact them that much since they aren't doing well with Texas recruits.

The Big will have a little more recruiting power in Texas, I suppose. I don't know it will impact us.

They will be moving when they are weak and may never return to their salad days of 8-4. Does the Big let teams schedule numerous fcs teams?

I think the move will be fatal for those fucktards. If they think they're going to scare the SEC into begging them to stay, which their absurd hubris makes possible, man are they in for a big surprise. They're the only ones huffing their farts about all the money they bring the conference.

Lastly, another conference gets to learn how weird they are and begin to hate them.

The show gets better and better.

Quit talking like it's happening. It isn't. 

 

16 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Academically, I really don’t think the B10 would take aggy, based on any “massaged” version of metrics. All aggy has as being based out of Texas for TV viewing eyes. Outside of that, they (aggy) bring nothing to the table.

Hook’em!!!

They took Nebraska. 

[NYBevo 1,699]

20 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I really need someone to make a photoshop series of ATM coaches in the place of Nikolai Yezhov next to Stalin:

 

 

Edited January 6 by NYBevo

[Gidnik 3,268]

18 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

if i ever see greg swaim in public im punching him right in the dick

[TrashMaster G 17,549]

6 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

if i ever see greg swaim in public im punching him right in the dick

That will have to be a hyper-accurate swing. 

[nnm 36,353]

 

[BigHornedLurker 1,935]

21 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

I hope they do it , they'll be surrounded by the SEC and it looks like a total bitch move. Might as well wave the white up the flag pole , oh wait they do that every game 

Unless their strategy is to recruit the Midwest and Jersey for the next hundred years this be the new record for most aggy (regarded) move ever , both eclipsing jimbos contract and firing for hiring elmo 

 

[EverybodyGoDeep 30]

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

I’m telling you guys, losing 4/5* contributors for 3* and lower transfers is a GOOD THING!

 

😆

Only if they have a chip on their shoulder

[Duane Moore 5,237]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Randos post it on TexAgs and then it’s picked up by Message Board Geniuses - This story has legs!

[RomaVicta 29,902]

2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

I really need someone to make a photoshop series of ATM coaches in the place of Nikolai Yezhov next to Stalin:

Ha ha! 

That occred to me, too, when I was striking out the names of the guys pre-The Elk.

[RomaVicta 29,902]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Quit talking like it's happening. It isn't. 

[CHIEF 5,078]

19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

All from the same thread on TexAgs:

 

 

 

 

* You lost that game to a team you all thought was shit, dumbass. You may be naming the problem with 3 stars.

 

Everyone writes it like it's a revelation.

Okay, I'm going for some shock therapy after going through that.

 

 

 

Wasn't this the same philosophy when Mack was kicking their ass for a 10-4 record. Let Texas have all those 4-5 stars. We will beat them with hard working three stars that want to be aggies? Seems like this "philosophy" reemerges about once a decade, only to suck shit through a straw.

CHIEF

[tejas60 3,532]

1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

Wasn't this the same philosophy when Mack was kicking their ass for a 10-4 record. Let Texas have all those 4-5 stars. We will beat them with hard working three stars that want to be aggies? Seems like this "philosophy" reemerges about once a decade, only to suck shit through a straw.

CHIEF

I like that they now want 3 stars that WANT to play football, but call Manning a 3 star at best. Guess Arch doesn't really want to play.

[Beau Vine 54,208]

They're really going to have trouble locking down the fertile New Jersey recruiting market if they're in the same conference at Rutgers.

[Dbeasy 15,042]

If Aggie did run away to the B1G can you imagine the meltdown by Aggies if Texas Tech took their place? Not that it would happen, but the tears would be great. 

[Gil Bang 25,921]

Those fucks will be burning couches and eating shitty chili with spaghetti before we know it.