Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[stork642 4,498]

Moondirt Chickpeas is a pretty good band name.  

[Vertigo 20,290]

38 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What in the fuck is going on here? How do we continue to sink to new lows? There has to be a bottom somewhere, right? And yes, motherfuckers I know that’s probably what NowThis’ wife said. Still applies here. It’s absurd. 

[deech 2,291]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What in the fuck is going on here? How do we continue to sink to new lows? There has to be a bottom somewhere, right? And yes, motherfuckers I know that’s probably what NowThis’ wife said. Still applies here. It’s absurd. 

Surly:

 

 

Edited February 23 by deech

[deft 6,857]

Austin’s own Icon (3d house printer people) is working with nasa to get a laser to the moon this decade that could melt and shape regolith and create walls and structures. Let’s hope aggy doesn’t get involved.

[Herpa Derpa 6,126]

regolith talk not going away.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,423]

Instead of NASA shit, let's talk about DARPA 

[CosmoDog 318]

15 hours ago, deft said:

Austin’s own Icon (3d house printer people) is working with nasa to get a laser to the moon this decade that could melt and shape regolith and create walls and structures. Let’s hope aggy doesn’t get involved.

Maybe the laser would work better if it fired earthworm turds?

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

17 hours ago, closetojumping said:

What in the fuck is going on here? How do we continue to sink to new lows? There has to be a bottom somewhere, right? And yes, motherfuckers I know that’s probably what NowThis’ wife said. Still applies here. It’s absurd. 

I get the impression that now this’ bottom was found, thoroughly explored. 

[Getafix 28,685]

 

Cross-posting (put it in the transfer thread as well) ... wow.

 

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,302]

No worries, the Elk brought in transfer DB's from the likes of Bowling Green and San Diego State to step in.

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

Smart to get this out there early. Now he has a month to negotiate. 

[Dbeasy 15,073]

12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Cross-posting (put it in the transfer thread as well) ... wow.

 

 

 

Wow. This is big. 

[Jimmy Two Times 801]

Elk didn't like what he saw in winter practice. Matthews couldn't compete with the Sun Belt all stars and got processed. 

[utee94 15,835]

8 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Elk didn't like what he saw in winter practice. Matthews couldn't compete with the Sun Belt all stars and got processed. 

Elk probably told him he could only smoke College Station stank weed in the locker room instead of the good stuff, so he's out.

 

Edited February 24 by utee94

[RomaVicta 29,941]

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2,205]

On 2/23/2024 at 9:11 AM, SimkinsMan said:

Actually, as someone who is interested in seeing sustainable spaceflight happen in my lifetime, demonstrating the use of lunar regolith in growing food that humans could eat is pretty significant.

 

We gonna drag the moon behind the spaceship or just stop by to collect the dust?

[Getafix 28,685]

 

 

 

 

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,777]

14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

Are all of the milkmen accounted for?

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

Are they not on the same side as Wagner?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,302]

[Chopper 17,239]

5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Cross-posting (put it in the transfer thread as well) ... wow.

 

Idle speculation but I'm reminded about the ATM NIL contract being not very player friendly.

[Nivek 16,946]

On 2/23/2024 at 6:20 PM, deft said:

Austin’s own Icon (3d house printer people) is working with nasa to get a laser to the moon this decade that could melt and shape regolith and create walls and structures. Let’s hope aggy doesn’t get involved.

Really?  I thought they were going to use a lawnmower looking thing that emitted microwaves to build roads?  But it has been almost 20 years since I sat in on those conversations.   

[Hank Kingsley 20,988]

Elko:  Please come to Junction for the Springtime. We're staying here with some cows and we've got lots of rules. You can sweat your ass off on the sidewalk by a IHOP where i hope to be eating soon. Please, come to Junction. 

Matthews: Nah fuck that,  I'm hitting the portal. 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

7 hours ago, utee94 said:

Elk probably told him he could only smoke College Station stank weed in the locker room instead of the good stuff, so he's out.

 

Are they growing regolith kush now?

[RomaVicta 29,941]

On 2/24/2024 at 9:02 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

Elko:  Please come to Junction for the Springtime. We're staying here with some cows and we've got lots of rules. You can sweat your ass off on the sidewalk by a IHOP where i hope to be eating soon. Please, come to Junction. 

Matthews: Nah fuck that,  I'm hitting the portal. 

It could be that.

Or it could be that the young man is unimpressed with the influx of Missouri Valley studs and would like to play for a good team.

Edited February 28 by RomaVicta

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Elko:  Please come to Junction for the Springtime. We're staying here with some cows and we've got lots of rules. You can sweat your ass off on the sidewalk by a IHOP where i hope to be eating soon. Please, come to Junction. 

Matthews: Nah fuck that,  I'm hitting the portal. 

You mean to tell me that all of the aggy websites are spinning this into an addition by subtraction and using it as an example of the new work ethic being installed?  They couldn’t publish that if it wasn’t true!

[Elmer_Fudd 22,302]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You mean to tell me that all of the aggy websites are spinning this into an addition by subtraction and using it as an example of the new work ethic being installed?  They couldn’t publish that if it wasn’t true!

 

[Deej 76,847]

[nnm 36,473]

8 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

Got stuck in an Aggie-sized glory hole.

[campcrunk 2,503]

On 2/19/2024 at 2:35 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

You think that would shut them up?

 

Those losers never STFU....ever.  There's always another excuse. 

So much this. Even THIS didn't shut them them fuck up for more than 12 seconds.

They didn't even have the good sense to keep their mouths shut during their walk of shame out of the stadium that night. We could run off (yet) a(nother) 10+ win streak and it wouldn't keep them quiet for more than 2 seconds. There's only one thing to do: continue our VERY LONG historical trend of whipping their asses in every circumstance imaginable and just keep laughing our asses off at their terrible excuses. 

[campcrunk 2,503]

On 2/23/2024 at 4:28 PM, closetojumping said:

What in the fuck is going on here? How do we continue to sink to new lows? There has to be a bottom somewhere, right? And yes, motherfuckers I know that’s probably what NowThis’ wife said. Still applies here. It’s absurd. 

There is no bottom floor in hell. People will just invent new and somehow worse ways to derail these threads. 

[Jimmy Two Times 801]

11 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

This is evergreen Aggies. We're losing all of our best players but it's good because we'll field a bunch of red ass good Ags who trained like Navy SEALS. 

[Dbeasy 15,073]

I have a hard time believing Jacoby was pushed out due to lack of effort. I’m just going to go ahead and say that everything they just said is bullshit. 

[HtownHorn 14,748]

4 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I have a hard time believing Jacoby was pushed out due to lack of effort. I’m just going to go ahead and say that everything they just said is bullshit. 

Gerry confirmed that Jacoby has completely blown off the coaching staff starting in January. Made it seem that his decisions might make it difficult to find a new place willing to pay him what he thinks he should get.

He also said that Texas has ZERO interest.

Edited February 25 by HtownHorn

[RomaVicta 29,941]

[Dbeasy 15,073]

I hear the losers get runny eggs!!!

[irishtexan 11,522]

Runny eggs are delicious. I'd rather have runny eggs than burnt eggs. Burnt eggs taste like sulfer farts.

[campcrunk 2,503]

Only A&M could find Tom Herman and Charlie Strong genetically spliced into one guy and then hire him to coach their football team. I can't wait to see their version of "the Five Rules" and pee charts. 

[MrX 735]

Elko would have evaluated and helped to recruit that dude right?  Doesn’t sound like a situation where Elko would be “running him off”

[HtownHorn 14,748]

47 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Only A&M could find Tom Herman and Charlie Strong genetically spliced into one guy and then hire him to coach their football team. I can't wait to see their version of "the Five Rules" and pee charts. 

They also added a little bit of Charlie Weis.

[Dewey 3,286]

Sounds like he took the money and false promises. Then he waited to see the new coaching staff, looked around and said this is garbage. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,806]

I guess I’ll say it. Since yall are afraid.  The aggys worry me this year.  Landing those 2 studs from ODU and Youngstown state are gonna surprise 10s of folks.  Losing our whole defense and not signing any d linemen’ at all is gonna give wegmans all day to pick us apart.  Quinn thought Tuscaloosa was loud.  Wait til the 12th man starts yellow after they take the dicks out of their mouths. 
 

we could very well lose that game because their talent and Elks milk is sec ready and we aren’t 

[Schulz2.0 28,971]

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Elks milk is sec ready

[Not a Sock 2,313]

Ahh yes, takes me back to Pat Moorer and the pit weeding out Mack's country club culture. What are Mike Elko's 5 core values and has the A&M Board of Regents and Roger Goodell had a meetings on them?

Edited February 26 by Not a Sock

[closetojumping 62,761]

13 hours ago, Dewey said:

Sounds like he took the money and false promises. Then he waited to see the new coaching staff, looked around and said this is garbage. 

Matthews’ dad took a big bag and told him where he was going.  Matthews was legitimately crying at school as a high school senior ahead of whatever his announcement or signing ceremony was. Just soft. 

He’s also far and away better than most of their options. It sounds like there are more departures to come from the “lots of talent, not a lot of a motor or ambition” department. 

ATM is about to field the best Sun Belt team in the SEC. 

[MuellerHorn 4,256]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Matthews’ dad took a big bag and told him where he was going.  Matthews was legitimately crying at school as a high school senior ahead of whatever his announcement or signing ceremony was. Just soft. 

He’s also far and away better than most of their options. It sounds like there are more departures to come from the “lots of talent, not a lot of a motor or ambition” department. 

ATM is about to field the best Sun Belt team in the SEC. 

Good thing most of their message board fans expect a floor of 9-3 next season.

I can’t wait to watch Texas win at Kyle again. 

[Vertigo 20,290]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Matthews’ dad took a big bag and told him where he was going.  Matthews was legitimately crying at school as a high school senior ahead of whatever his announcement or signing ceremony was. Just soft. 

He’s also far and away better than most of their options. It sounds like there are more departures to come from the “lots of talent, not a lot of a motor or ambition” department. 

ATM is about to field the best Sun Belt team in the SEC. 

You mean delivering a huge bag to a kid prior to him ever stepping foot on campus and having his parents force him into a school due to being the highest bidder is not a sound recruiting strategy for long term development? I did not see that coming.  

[Fud 9,552]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Matthews’ dad took a big bag and told him where he was going.  Matthews was legitimately crying at school as a high school senior ahead of whatever his announcement or signing ceremony was. Just soft. 

He’s also far and away better than most of their options. It sounds like there are more departures to come from the “lots of talent, not a lot of a motor or ambition” department. 

ATM is about to field the best Sun Belt team in the SEC. 

Funny thing is he won't be able to transfer to LSU and be immediately eligible 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Funny thing is he won't be able to transfer to LSU and be immediately eligible 

I know it's not likely us but just out of general curiosity he could transfer to use and be immediately eligible since we're technically not SEC until July 1st?

[Fud 9,552]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I know it's not likely us but just out of general curiosity he could transfer to use and be immediately eligible since we're technically not SEC until July 1st?

It's up to the SEC commissioner