Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Teryor 4,476]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I know it's not likely us but just out of general curiosity he could transfer to use and be immediately eligible since we're technically not SEC until July 1st?

I can't find the source on it because it's way too hard to Google, but I know it's been discussed in this forum and have found anecdotal "the Oklahoma Rivals guy confirmed it" along with this SECRant thread that says Andy Staples confirmed they would not be immediately eligible

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

On 2/23/2024 at 9:11 AM, SimkinsMan said:

Actually, as someone who is interested in seeing sustainable spaceflight happen in my lifetime, demonstrating the use of lunar regolith in growing food that humans could eat is pretty significant.

 

Aggy learned that by adding organic matter and biological activity to inorganic rock particles you can grow things.  A fun bit of trivia, this substance is actually found naturally occurring on earth and is often referred to as "soil".

Edited February 26 by Teamdirtyleg

[Zhorn96 1,773]

On 2/22/2024 at 7:16 PM, texifornia said:

Aw fuck guys the space race is over

 

Get some moon meat to go with those chickpeas and our hero will slay all the space pussy

[TrashMaster G 17,563]

28 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Get some moon meat to go with those chickpeas and our hero will slay all the space pussy

Oof, that is a bleak looking collection. But, here goes...

4 x x x 3 x X 1 x x x 2

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,415]

59 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Get some moon meat to go with those chickpeas and our hero will slay all the space pussy

It's always nice they let the heifers that the meat was judged by be in the same picture. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,117]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Oof, that is a bleak looking collection. But, here goes...

4 x x x 3 x X 1 x x x 2

After 2, this is a mess. 

[Zhorn96 1,773]

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

After 2, this is a mess. 

but would it be different on the moon?!?  Maybe the weightless environment will turn it into a floating amoeba like gang bang.  Or maybe it would still just be porking the larger Americans in our midst

[Deej 76,830]

6 hours ago, Fud said:

It's up to the SEC commissioner 

aggy would go apoplectic if he ruled for us. 

[ousux 5,597]

After 2, this is a mess. 

Yeah, not enough alcohol on the planet to make my rank go more than 2 deep, and even that is a stretch.

[Vertigo 20,290]

26 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, Ricky said:

After 2, this is a mess. 

Yeah, not enough alcohol on the planet to make my rank go more than 2 deep, and even that is a stretch.

2 is more of a winter special. Probably more feasible in December than June. 

 

Edit: Looks like #2 is their coach, and shows upside potential.

Edited February 27 by Vertigo

[6th Street 6,414]

Glad Sark has the common sense to never let this racist cunt near our program. 

[Hank Kingsley 20,967]

Yeah, but we have to deal with Abbot. 

Also maroon must add 10 pounds. Elko only wears black, white or Ole Miss blue Aggie gear. 

 

Edited February 27 by Hank Kingsley

[ousux 5,597]

She's not wrong about the "special bunch" part.

[Michael Knight 12,988]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Oof, that is a bleak looking collection. But, here goes...

4 x x x 3 X 1 x x x 2

Brave of you to be so open about fucking that dude first.

Edited February 27 by Michael Knight

[Elmer_Fudd 22,281]

[Professor Chesney 498]

4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Glad Sark has the common sense to never let this racist cunt near our program. 

[Park Gothic 5,046]

I don’t like certain pundits more than anyone else but keep that shit in the cloakroom. 

[TheBryMan81 2,514]

14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Matthews’ dad took a big bag and told him where he was going.  Matthews was legitimately crying at school as a high school senior ahead of whatever his announcement or signing ceremony was. Just soft. 

He’s also far and away better than most of their options. It sounds like there are more departures to come from the “lots of talent, not a lot of a motor or ambition” department. 

ATM is about to field the best Sun Belt team in the SEC. 

They better be glad they're in the SEC, because they wouldn't be the best Sun Belt team in the Sun Belt.

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wishful thinking is the only form of thinking the ags have.

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

aggy would go apoplectic if he ruled for us. 

they are already on an impact trajectory for late june but it's possible they could course-correct for impact right in the middle of sec media days which conveniently this year is July 15-18. at the Omni hotel in downtown Dallas, Texas

the surl needs to get someone credentials, and stream a live broadcast

hell, set up shop at the pegasus bar about 10am and send the credentialed surler to lob nasty questions submitted in realtime by the gallery

[Horndog 2,228]

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Oof, that is a bleak looking collection. But, here goes...

4 x x x 3 x X 1 x x x 2

Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

[Bevo14 8,333]

8 hours ago, ousux said:

She's not wrong about the "special bunch" part.

I hear they're highly regarded.

[Rickylovesweed 14,482]

So is aggy going to hire an AD because it's becoming more likely they will be in the market for a basketball coach? At least we will always have this tweet. 

 

[texifornia 57,000]

17 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

Get some moon meat to go with those chickpeas and our hero will slay all the space pussy

Alright, I'll give it a shot - y'all are being far pickier than a real life bar situation

X, X, 6, X, 4, 3, X, 1, 7, 5, X, 2

[TrashMaster G 17,563]

13 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Brave of you to be so open about fucking that dude first.

Oh, I see. It's hilarious because you edited my post to make it look like I want to bang a dude.

Dang, you really got me there!

[Scholz 11,944]

Describe your university with a photo and no words:

[Park Gothic 5,046]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Alright, I'll give it a shot - y'all are being far pickier than a real life bar situation

X, X, 6, X, 4, 3, X, 1, 7, 5, X, 2

I respect the hustle, but would prefer to just pick meat pimp's mom.

Also, I'm pretty sure dude has doubled up on your No. 4 and No. 1 - confidence goes a long way.

[Zhorn96 1,773]

39 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I respect the hustle, but would prefer to just pick meat pimp's mom.

Also, I'm pretty sure dude has doubled up on your No. 4 and No. 1 - confidence goes a long way.

he is undoubtedly the King of College Station

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Describe your university with a photo and no words:

She has Jimbo's weird thumb

[Etexhorn13 3,051]

I would never want to meet the guy in real life, because I don’t want anything to crush the notion in my head that that guy is fucking awesome. The Meat Pimp of C-Stat always keeps it lit in my mind. He needs one of these:

[tejas60 3,533]

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

I respect the hustle, but would prefer to just pick meat pimp's mom.

 

that nose is a lethal weapon.

[closetojumping 62,746]

6 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

that nose is a lethal weapon.

You goobers that criticize this lady and other milfs that get posted on this site would hit all of them every day and twice on Sunday. 

[tejas60 3,533]

[Park Gothic 5,046]

19 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

that nose is a lethal weapon.

[Gucci_Suit 2,645]

21 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

Get some moon meat to go with those chickpeas and our hero will slay all the space pussy

So the girl with the glasses on the right, I bet she’s sneaky hot and a demon in the sack. Like… with some diet, exercise, aesthetician, stylist, etc. I bet she’s smoke. 

But I’m like the Billy Beane of ass talent. I can spot it where others miss. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,117]

5 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

So the girl with the glasses on the right, I bet she’s sneaky hot and a demon in the sack. Like… with some diet, exercise, aesthetician, stylist, etc. I bet she’s smoke. 

left*

[Gucci_Suit 2,645]

8 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

left*

I would review her tape as well. Might sign her to a minimum deal, but I wouldn’t trust her to lay off the bud light and laynes chicken. She seems like she might be difficult to deprogram/reprogram. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

48 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

but your belly button might.

[Mikey4 2,476]

16 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

I don’t like certain pundits more than anyone else but keep that shit in the cloakroom. 

Or, how about we don't call a woman a cunt on any board. Jesus Christ.

[Scholz 11,944]

I'm offended when someone says Jesus fucking Christ.

[Michael Knight 12,988]

6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Oh, I see. It's hilarious because you edited my post to make it look like I want to bang a dude.

Dang, you really got me there!

It's hilarious because you posted a stupid worn out trope that long ago ran its course that further runs this thread off the rails with everyone's "ooh ooh let me tell you who i wouldn't fuck lolol" I'd respect you if you bothered to actually number everyone but putting x's is just pointless.

[Herpa Derpa 6,126]

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

left*

Best do that quick. Just a pregnancy/thirties away from three bills with that one.

[Vertuzzi 1,373]

5 hours ago, tejas60 said:

that nose is a lethal weapon.

She has a hockey snout like me. Would

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You goobers that criticize this lady and other milfs that get posted on this site would hit all of them every day and twice on Sunday. 

I'm sure Cloak Room posters would abstain based on moral principle, and because they don't know what an orgasm feels like.

[Vertigo 20,290]

8 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

So the girl with the glasses on the right, I bet she’s sneaky hot and a demon in the sack. Like… with some diet, exercise, aesthetician, stylist, etc. I bet she’s smoke. 

But I’m like the Billy Beane of ass talent. I can spot it where others miss. 

That’s a hell of a narrative you have created for yourself for always banging fours.

[Not a Sock 2,313]

9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You goobers that criticize this lady and other milfs that get posted on this site would hit all of them every day and twice on Sunday. 

I'd hit it in a heart beat, but I would defiantly use protection and what I mean by protection is putting a tennis ball on that sharp object hazard. 

Edited February 28 by Not a Sock

[Gucci_Suit 2,645]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

That’s a hell of a narrative you have created for yourself for always banging fours.

Better than the dudes you’re banging 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,471]

This thread needs a mercy killing.

[Gucci_Suit 2,645]

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

This thread needs a mercy killing.

This thread needs some aggy screenshots. 

[deft 6,856]

I just figured the lack of screenshots means that aggy stopped posting stupid shit on forums. Why are my feet so cold?