Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[BruceVonClaude 212]

12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

Is this the new, we didn't lose, we just ran out of time?

[Tex Pete 20,331]

2 hours ago, BruceVonClaude said:

Is this the new, we didn't lose, we just ran out of time?

Johnny, you’re officially a bust!

Or if you never stop being high did your NFL “careeer” never actually happen?

[Lhorn 4,910]

Sometimes being retired is not a decision you make, but a decision others make for you. 

[Napoleon 8,661]

I’m eagerly awaiting posts complaining about Longhorns doing quite well at the combine. 

[Lhorn 4,910]

“Bro, 4.21 ain’t even that fast.”

”Heard they opened up the stadium doors behind him so it was wind assisted.”

”He’s a track guy.  Those guys can’t hang in the NFL.”  

“Too small.”

”Declared early because he didn’t want to go 5-7 next year.”

 

I’m guessing those would be the criticisms.  

 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

[RomaVicta 29,902]

 

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A college grad with an ag tag:

1 He's talking about the post Covid year team. I write that to prove context doesn't help when the reasoning isn't reasoning at all.

2 A college graduate. 

 

This is new:

[pyrohornIII 4,814]

On 3/3/2024 at 8:29 AM, Thiefery said:

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I remember when Ocean Pacific was the serious flip flop.  They don't even make them anymore.  

[Vertigo 20,276]

6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Worthy and Mitchell underperformed in our offense? Worthy went for 1000 yards last season and Mitchell had 845 yards and 11 touchdowns. All in a conference where every defense is designed to take away the deep pass above all else. But don't let facts get in the way of a good story I guess.   

[Handcruser 2,805]

 

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A college grad with an ag tag:

1 He's talking about the post Covid year team. I write that to prove context doesn't help when the reasoning isn't reasoning at all.
2 A college graduate. 

 
This is new:

What I am getting out of all these brilliant Texags quotes is this common theme:

“All those players weren’t SEC ready when they went there, they were never developed, and that’s why they’re all doing so well at the combine”.

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

It's been so long since we've been good that I completely forgot about the annual springtime transition from "sips are all overrated" to "no way the sips can replace that elite talent."  never change, aggy.

[Hank Chinaski 6,314]

37 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Worthy and Mitchell underperformed in our offense? Worthy went for 1000 yards last season and Mitchell had 845 yards and 11 touchdowns. All in a conference where every defense is designed to take away the deep pass above all else. But don't let facts get in the way of a good story I guess.   

Well you see, Worthy was still underutilized, as was Mitchell, who also tested extremely well. Sanders was underutilized too, while we’re at it. Oh, and Brooks may be the RB1 in the draft - he too was underutilized. Sark is an idiot, he wasted so many plays.

[Jimmy Two Times 795]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Worthy and Mitchell underperformed in our offense? Worthy went for 1000 yards last season and Mitchell had 845 yards and 11 touchdowns. All in a conference where every defense is designed to take away the deep pass above all else. But don't let facts get in the way of a good story I guess.   

[Armybrat 40,822]

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

What I am getting out of all these brilliant Texags quotes is this common theme:

“All those players weren’t SEC ready when they went there, they were never developed, and that’s why they’re all doing so well at the combine”.

And what happened to the “SEC grind”, it’s all of a sudden weak now that tu has joined?

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

Tech/Baylor/ISU/KU combined 2023 record, excluding losses to Texas:

26-21

Mississippi State/Kentucky/Florida/Vandy:

19-30

Murderers’ row 2.0

[Park Gothic 5,016]

53 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

And what happened to the “SEC grind”, it’s all of a sudden weak now that tu has joined?

Take your pick:

"Texas' schedule is the softest in the SEC"

"The SEC hasn't been the same since Saban retired"

"The league office / refs put their thumbs on the scale to make sure the sips win"

"Texas' entire program is built on NIL, they wouldn't have lasted a season before being able to buy their team"

I know you already know this and were asking a rhetorical question, but it will be fun to see which excuse because the officially sanctioned replacement for the "Big 12 easy" line they've been touting for more than a decade. Honestly, their ability to manage cognitive dissonance is impressive.  

[Armybrat 40,822]

Yeah, the best real season those dorks have had in the SEC was with Big 12 recruits under Sumlin.

Their coveted 9-1 Covid season was a textbook asterisk joke.

The remainder of their SEC record is the same old weak middle of the pack shit.

Edited March 4 by Armybrat

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Well you see, Worthy was still underutilized, as was Mitchell, who also tested extremely well. Sanders was underutilized too, while we’re at it. Oh, and Brooks may be the RB1 in the draft - he too was underutilized. Sark is an idiot, he wasted so many plays.

You're missing the best part of the paradox.

Texas underutilized all this talent v. Texas will suck next year because they lost so much talent.  

[Updawg 2,266]

And Elmo reloaded on players that want to play


I’ve always thought they fucked up firing Sherman. Sure they choked a bunch of games his last year but I always thought he was building a great foundation. Especially on the lines

But the would have never had the Johnny football era if he was coaching I’m sure

[Tex Pete 20,331]

21 minutes ago, Updawg said:

And Elmo reloaded on players that want to play


I’ve always thought they fucked up firing Sherman. Sure they choked a bunch of games his last year but I always thought he was building a great foundation. Especially on the lines

But the would have never had the Johnny football era if he was coaching I’m sure

Sherman was adamantly against going to the SEC, as was Bill Byrne. That was all Bowen Loftin (fucking bow tie doofus). They made Byrne fire Sherman before he left collie station. Texags wasn’t having it. 

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

Case and Justin Motherfucking Tucker got Sherman fired.  Had aggy won that game, they end up 8-5 with:

• 1 point loss @ Okie St who ended up #3 in the country
• 4 point loss @ Jerryworld to pig who ended up #5 in the country
• 7 point OT loss to Mizzou who won 8 games
• 16 point loss @ #7 OU
• 3 point 4OT loss @ 10 win KSU

and Loochie would have been pumping sunshine like the overexuberant Tech bell ringer.

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

The crazy thing is, Sumlin was not a bad coach for them either.  Shit, he had like the 2nd or 3rd highest winning percentage of any coach in the last 100 years all while playing in the secsecsec (!!!)..

After that first year surprise, he was 9-4, 8-5, 8-5, 8-5, 7-5 (fired before the bowl).  He was perfectly Texas 8&5 and ended up with better results than the $95M man.

[Napoleon 8,661]

10 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Well you see, Worthy was still underutilized, as was Mitchell, who also tested extremely well. Sanders was underutilized too, while we’re at it. Oh, and Brooks may be the RB1 in the draft - he too was underutilized. Sark is an idiot, he wasted so many plays.

…is this when we bring up RED ZONE EFFICIENCY?

Or are we supposed to do that on another thread?

[Deej 76,755]

We should fire Sark if he doesn't hang 70 on those bitches next season. 

[Gucci_Suit 2,642]

21 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Take your pick:

"Texas' schedule is the softest in the SEC"

"The SEC hasn't been the same since Saban retired"

"The league office / refs put their thumbs on the scale to make sure the sips win"

"Texas' entire program is built on NIL, they wouldn't have lasted a season before being able to buy their team"

I know you already know this and were asking a rhetorical question, but it will be fun to see which excuse because the officially sanctioned replacement for the "Big 12 easy" line they've been touting for more than a decade. Honestly, their ability to manage cognitive dissonance is impressive.  

The ag’s ability to manage cognitive dissonance is the single concept that makes this thread the best thing in the history of the internet. Pretty sure Al Gore had texags screenshots in mind when he created it. 

[texifornia 56,862]

All that, and the motherfuckers ruined jalapenos, too

 

[General Specific 3,253]

[DigglerontheHoof 21,177]

Aggy’s done to jalapeños what pantyhose did to finger-fucking.

[Tylerocks 2,553]

"Worthy wasn't good at tu"

 

Checks notes:

6th All Time in Receptions

4th All time in Yds

3rd All Time in TD's

Checks aggy record book for where X would be:

4th All Time in Receptions

5th All time in Yds

3rd All time in TD's

 

 

Basically a top 5 WR at both schools and accomplished those spots in 3 years

[Fondren & Main 6,700]

8 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

"Worthy wasn't good at tu"

 

Checks notes:

6th All Time in Receptions

4th All time in Yds

3rd All Time in TD's

Checks aggy record book for where X would be:

4th All Time in Receptions

5th All time in Yds

3rd All time in TD's

 

 

Basically a top 5 WR at both schools and accomplished those spots in 3 years

This is kinda like their thing.

McNeal was better than Vince.

TMurphy was better than Roy.

Derek Farmer was better than Cedric Benson...

It's the greatest unintentional comedy of all time.

[Tylerocks 2,553]

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is kinda like their thing.

McNeal was better than Vince.

TMurphy was better than Roy.

Derek Farmer was better than Cedric Benson...

It's the greatest unintentional comedy of all time.

Oh, fo sho.  It's the best.

I love the fact that anyone over that looks at things objectively is labeled as some sort of turncoat.

[Stilicho 1,397]

Beyond all their usual bluster and brainrot, they sound scared.

[Foosters 17,834]

1) Texas players are overrated

2) Texas underutilized their immense talent

3) Texas plays such an easy schedule, anyone could win 10 

4) Texas loses all of that talent next year

5) They won't come close to 10 wins next year

6) repeat ad infinitum

 

[statsman 5,450]

1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

"Worthy wasn't good at tu"

 

Checks notes:

6th All Time in Receptions

4th All time in Yds

3rd All Time in TD's

Checks aggy record book for where X would be:

4th All Time in Receptions

5th All time in Yds

3rd All time in TD's

 

 

Basically a top 5 WR at both schools and accomplished those spots in 3 years

Yeah, but how many did he get against A&M?

[JimmyTwoTimes 79]

7) Texas played a weak ass schedule (beat SEC champs at their place but, but…oh shit)

[Updawg 2,266]

7) Texas played a weak ass schedule (beat SEC champs at their place but, but…oh shit)

That was a different bama team. Besides it was a trap game. Bama was looking ahead towards sec conference play

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

Worthy @ Bama, in a non-SEC matchup:

5-75-1, long of 44

aggy vs Bama, in an SEC matchup:

14-239-1, long of 37

Advantage: A&M, ya stupid sips!

[Sejjr 3,246]

It brings me comfort to know that had we won 2 more games (Wash and Michigan), and won the National Title, aggy would be saying the exact same shit. 

[deft 6,837]

Or they would make new shirts with bandaids on sawed off horns and enjoy the coattail ride

[Getafix 28,559]

 

A quick hit, for those suffering (from) withdrawal symptoms.

 

 

(So - to keep track - Heisman, high NFL draft pick, or "natty." 

The modest expectations & tough choices for C-Weig in C-Stat.)

 

But how are things now?

 

At least MarkTAMUx2 has a sense of humor, responding with this pic.

 

 

[closetojumping 62,555]

I'm already at the point where I don't expect to see Weigman healthy by their conference schedule. Klein isn't calling an offense that protects the QB and that OL is absolute dogshit.

[RomaVicta 29,902]

Fish Camp must have really gotten to Weigman. 

[That Guy 955]

Man, Thulsa Doom, that guy really knew how to run a cult. 

[RabidM 2,666]

The dude is still limping? Wasn't that injury like 5 or 6 months ago? 

[statsman 5,450]

Man, Ags say Weigman is the Heisman front runner, Sooners say Jackson Arnold is,…we may have to wait until the SEC CG for them to settle it!

[MisterP 127]

6 hours ago, That Guy said:

Man, Thulsa Doom, that guy really knew how to run a cult. 

nerd.....

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]