Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 29939]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

I love the guy who says our SEC schedule is going to be cake and it was gift wrapped.  Thought it was a tough conference?  🤣  Those nimrods are scared shitless.

We should be, too:

Yikes! Hockey goons! I guess that's why the Bulldogs are top 15 every year. Mississippi scary.

The Aggies know how to lose in Mississippi. They're just trying to warn us.

[linux 1660]

2 hours ago, victory88 said:

I remember reading and celebrating the purge at the time.  

I got banned from Shaggy for calling it stupid. To be fair it was after the BYU blowout in game 3... wait nope still stupid people then and now.

[billfromlaketravis 11519]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

We should be, too:

Yikes! Hockey goons! I guess that's why the Bulldogs are top 15 every year. Mississippi scary.

The Aggies know how to lose in Mississippi. They're just trying to warn us.

These assholes really believe we’re going to lose every SEC game don’t they? 
 

All I heard during rodeo was that Texas wasn’t SEC ready and it would take time for us to adjust. They’ve chosen to ignore the 2023 CFP appearance. 

[Frank Drebin 5650]

We’ve played tougher schedules than A&M something like 8 out of the 12 years they’ve been in the SeC.  

[deft 6857]

Present that argument to an aggy and allow them to work through the mental gymnastics of explaining their OOC scheduling habits.

[msucolt45 4063]

aggy is actually opening with Notre Dame, but the week we play at Michigan, they actually host “FCS” McNeese State. The first of their four cupcakes to pad the Win column.

But hey R.C. played for McNeese, so that’s why they’re there!

Hook’em!!!

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

[Elmer_Fudd 22295]

I love how they keep saying our defense is mediocre while they've put out hot dog shit for a defense the past couple of seasons.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

Their assertion that Texas has an easy schedule, after over a decade of furiously stroking off over the inherent toughness of SEC schedules, is quintessential aggie. 

[Deej 76842]

tu was too scared to schedule App State.

[mantis toboggan 850]

LSU “sponsored” aggy?  WTF. Is the SEC a country club. 

[Fondren & Main 6726]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Absolute gold here.  This really captures the delusion of aggy.

[utfan87 408]

1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

LSU “sponsored” aggy?  WTF. Is the SEC a country club. 

It’s more like AA and LSU is their sponsor 

[SydneyCarton 48112]

1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

LSU “sponsored” aggy?  WTF. Is the SEC a country club. 

Some kind of club. 

[Jimmy Two Times 801]

Underrated comment in there is saying OU lost 7 starting OL. After we beat Michigan, they're going to say they lost 27 starters from last year. 

[Sgt Hulk 13806]

OU losing 7 OL and they’ll still have a better record at the end of year than aggy with a 12 year head start 

[deft 6857]

Yeah but aggy lost a whole team…..and coach.

[Tired Horn 738]

56 minutes ago, deft said:

Yeah but aggy lost a whole team…..and coach.

They didn't lose a whole team. Aggies never lose. The team just ran out of shits to give.

[Scholz 11944]

We truly are Schroedinger’s team to them. Our coaches and players aren’t very good but we’ll get max effort from teams since we made the playoffs. Our SEC record is cake but we’ll get decimated by the meat grinder. 😂

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

On 4/24/2024 at 5:58 PM, deft said:

Yeah but aggy lost a whole team…..and coach.

That’s a shame…(insert Seinfeld gif)!

[BachelorTrek 3050]

On 4/24/2024 at 5:07 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

OU losing 7 OL and they’ll still have a better record at the end of year than aggy with a 12 year head start 

ZERO returning OL starters for Mobilehoma for this 2024 season.

I can't wait to see that Inevitable trainwreck. FUCK blowyou! Lulz.

[Leanderman 2275]

Gee all this time I thought bama was their main rival according to some posters over there?

[RomaVicta 29939]

It would actually be healthy for them to find a different rival. It would be a rivalry instead of a Holy War. They need to get out of the jijad business.

Many of them deny how much they care about Texas while being very concerned with whether or not we consider them to be our main rivals. 

Irony-deafness is never funny.

[Hook1997 5394]

[Updawg 2275]

In other words A&M is a shithole

[Deej 76842]

3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

[Beau Vine 54278]

Stewart's just itching to be jihaded.

[CashMcCoy 3199]

11 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Mainly the weed.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

For some reason I seem to remember playing Alabama 

 

[Bevo14 8349]

It's like clockwork with these dumb fuckers.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

It's like clockwork with these dumb fuckers.

Watching them try to rationalize shit next season is going to be hilarious 

[Hook1997 5394]

22 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Watching them try to rationalize shit next season is going to be hilarious 

It’s already started, they say we have a easy schedule..  So is it the SEC grind they talk about or not?  Also after year one Texas will have played Georgia one less time than Aggie after 12 years in the SEC…

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

16 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

It’s already started, they say we have a easy schedule..  So is it the SEC grind they talk about or not?  Also after year one Texas will have played Georgia one less time than Aggie after 12 years in the SEC…

Yep, the next time they don't rationalize away any success we have with excuses why the tables were set up for us and stacked against them will be the first.

Sure, it can't be sec vs bdf anymore, but you can be damn sure it will be some flavor of easier schedule, preferential calls, cheating in recruiting, etc.

We will never outperform them on neutral ground.  It will always be some grand conspiracy to prop up the lib sips while holding back sleeping giant aggy.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

"Illegal money"

Also, the commitment to use whorns is pretty impressive 

 

[tejas60 3533]

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[SubliminalHorn 6808]

28 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

God that’s beautiful

[Jimmy Two Times 801]

Average Aggie Saturday morning: wake up still shaking with rage because biased NFL GMs are ignoring whorns players' BDF film and drafting them in early rounds. Turn on the computer, log on to TexAgs and write a 7 paragraph essay about how the sips cheated their way to recruiting stud players, but also those players suck and weren't developed, except the ones that were developed and if they were developed, it took too long. 

Edited April 27 by Jimmy Two Times

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

If highly-rated recruits go to Texas and don’t get drafted high, then it’s because Texas coaches failed to develop them.

If highly-rated recruits go to Texas and do get drafted high, then it’s because they were so physically talented that it was just inevitable (but also they’re overrated anyway).

I’ve never encountered a group so dedicated to refusing to acknowledge that things they don’t want to be true about the world may actually be true. 

[cochamps 1879]

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

God that’s beautiful

Best catch of the year.

[deft 6857]

That doesn’t count. Everyone knows that bama isn’t good until week 3. It’s like yall don’t even ready everything they write.

[Newy25 7699]

No one wants Brooks, the top running back taken in the draft over LJ Johnson who might get passed up this season by his own teammate, Ruben Owens. That’s some serious Aggy logic at work. 

[TommyGufano 6021]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

No one wants Brooks, the top running back taken in the draft over LJ Johnson who might get passed up this season by his own teammate, Ruben Owens. That’s some serious Aggy logic at work. 

LJ Johnson is at SMU

[Chuckie Finster 22702]

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

If highly-rated recruits go to Texas and don’t get drafted high, then it’s because Texas coaches failed to develop them.

If highly-rated recruits go to Texas and do get drafted high, then it’s because they were so physically talented that it was just inevitable (but also they’re overrated anyway).

I’ve never encountered a group so dedicated to refusing to acknowledge that things they don’t want to be true about the world may actually be true. 

Don't forget:

These same guys that are all overrated in April will be evidence of irreplaceable lost talent when predicting our downfall in August.

[nnm 36472]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Don't forget:

These same guys that are all overrated in April will be evidence of irreplaceable lost talent when predicting our downfall in August.

And the other side of the coin is that the stud Junction Boys transfers that are going to turn TAMU into a playoff team this year will be soft malcontents when they enter the portal next year. 

[sith_horn 2407]

On 4/24/2024 at 12:56 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Only a few voices of reason amidst an otherwise litany of delusions.

 

[nnm 36472]

One of you has to be enough of a masochist to listen to this. I can’t do it. Please do so and report back. 

 

[Dbeasy 15073]

Whenever I wonder why disinformation campaigns work so well, I just think of this thread. People will twist logic in absurd directions to satisfy their insecure feelings. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22295]

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

One of you has to be enough of a masochist to listen to this. I can’t do it. Please do so and report back. 

 

[DanTheHorn 4936]

On 4/27/2024 at 4:45 PM, nnm said:

One of you has to be enough of a masochist to listen to this. I can’t do it. Please do so and report back. 

 

Listened to part of it.

Those folks from the podcast should be embarrased.