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  On 5/26/2024 at 3:58 PM, Getafix said:

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@aggypedia

this should be the permanent header.... i made a few slight edits for syntax and style....  please retain original attribution for Tarp:

"The aggy mindset is that everything is always going according to plan, and aggy are always on the cusp of greatness.

Trying to explain to aggy that this is not the case usually results in the insider being shouted down for their negativity, and the outsider for being jealous of not being aggy.

Then, things go wrong, and there's always volcanic anger because aggy didn't see it coming."

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I'm not some huge softball fan or anything, but something i know aggy will never understand   When i saw we lost Friday night, i immediately thought, "eh i guess we will just win the next two"    

They call it arrogance, but it's just how it is.

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  On 5/27/2024 at 4:42 PM, Vertigo said:

If I were stranded on a desert island and she was the only thing within 500 miles, I would figure out a way to fuck a coconut. 

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I would bide my time for 6 to 12 months and then once she’s dropped 60 to 80 lbs, I’d swoop in and hit it. 
 

#PlayingTheLongGame

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  On 5/27/2024 at 10:31 PM, Napoleon said:

I would bide my time for 6 to 12 months and then once she’s dropped 60 to 80 lbs, I’d swoop in and hit it. 
 

#PlayingTheLongGame

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I’d wait until the hunger pangs were unbearable and I’d separated enough salt from the sea, then gut her with a conch shell and left off of the cured carcass for months until rescued. 

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Our road through the special season will be filled with wonderful surprises and beautiful places! You can see them now! Everybody is jealous of us! 

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After the season, another decrepit ruin of unfounded confidence and sense of importance are all that remain.

 

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Elko is the King of Potemkin World.

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And such a snappy dresser! (The above is how he appeared at his intro do Duke. He's come a long way, hasn't he?)

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  On 5/28/2024 at 8:59 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

landing 5* receivers has absolutely nothing to do with a program having just sent receivers to the league in high rounds, a program about to send a qb in round 1, that also has a manning following.

no, it has nothing to do with the program and ONLY MUST BE bags

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Also... Lockett not choosing to play in Klein's offense...

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  On 5/28/2024 at 8:59 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

landing 5* receivers has absolutely nothing to do with a program having just sent receivers to the league in high rounds, a program about to send a qb in round 1, that also has a manning following.

no, it has nothing to do with the program and ONLY MUST BE bags

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I would not care if it is just all bags. As long as we develop every single one of the three into first rounders since that would mean we are wining something.

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