Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[cafe society 2860]

I'm not going to invoke the name of our aggie-obsessed pundit, but I wonder if he has the receipts to all of these maroon yarns.  It would make a great little novella.

[Tex Pete 20290]

41 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

  

The false narratives they fabricate and then attribute to us are truly fascinating. Like peeking in the window of a padded room in an insane asylum.

I guess that's why they say "From the outside, you can't understand it. From the inside, you can't explain it." All true. Thankfully.

 

[Acropora 856]

25 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Yeah, there's zero fucking chance that actually happened.  I don't understand why these fucking weirdos have to make up interactions like this.  His wife must be fucking ugly if he's making up talking to two coeds while they're on vacation.  If they're even on vacation for that matter.

Are you saying going to buc-ees doesn't count?  And 300 lb water buffalo Katy suburban housewives aren't co-eds?  You sir have too high standards

[ousux 5595]

Also scourton an edge fills the loss of two dt’s in the portal

And if the aggy O-line can't block him, nobody can.

[Park Gothic 5012]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Live image captured from this "conversation":

[Scholz 11938]

Do they ever not lie? About anything?

[DigglerontheHoof 21142]

25 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

All true. Thankfully.

 

[irishtexan 11471]

What exactly are we going to ruin for them? Going 8-4 every year? 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Edited June 5 by JesusSweatDuck

[Vertigo 20275]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Orrrr they could just be placating you knowing that your very existence hinges on people thinking your school is as good or better than mean ole "tu".

[Gil Bang 25906]

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

"..., whether they win or lose".

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess "win". 

[Hank Chinaski 6311]

 

Their entire culture is based on trying to prove things about their school and incessantly screaming about how great they are. Giant logos, countless redundant bumper stickers, entire wardrobes made up of ag shirts, whooping and hissing in public, etc.

This has to be parody. 

Edited June 5 by Hank Chinaski

[Wishbone 4759]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

[Foosters 17799]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Likewise, I hope Sark knows the best way to fire up the team before they play Vandy is to hang some pictures of the 1928 scoreboard. Thats why we pay him the big bucks

[RomaVicta 29877]

 

 

[Tired Horn 738]

What is this eternal obsession with Horns Down? Most Texas fans could care less if someone does Horns Down. That's just the inevitable cost of having a well-recognized symbol like Hook em Horns that your team is known for. Nobody does Thumbs Down because Gig Em' Aggies is a symbol that is both obscure and stupid. 

I'll never forget watching the second half of the A&M-Oklahoma State game in 2011. The No.8 Aggies led the #7 Cowboys 20-3 before choking their way to a 30-29 loss on the hallowed grounds of Kyle Field. The kind of loss that would have any Longhorn fan pissed if it happened to us. Yet, at game's end, when the TV cameras panned the crowd, there were these two clusterfuck idiots in maroon and white smiling as they did Horns Down. WTF? That's the same as admitting you're not a serious football program, you have no expectations of ever being one, and you don't even have your own identity. Big brother is living rent free in your head, or would be if he ever deigned to spend any time in that mentally deficient rat's nest.   

[Lou_Sassle 2872]

6 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

What is this eternal obsession with Horns Down? Most Texas fans could care less if someone does Horns Down. That's just the inevitable cost of having a well-recognized symbol like Hook em Horns that your team is known for. Nobody does Thumbs Down because Gig Em' Aggies is a symbol that is both obscure and stupid. 

I'll never forget watching the second half of the A&M-Oklahoma State game in 2011. The No.8 Aggies led the #7 Cowboys 20-3 before choking their way to a 30-29 loss on the hallowed grounds of Kyle Field. The kind of loss that would have any Longhorn fan pissed if it happened to us. Yet, at game's end, when the TV cameras panned the crowd, there were these two clusterfuck idiots in maroon and white smiling as they did Horns Down. WTF? That's the same as admitting you're not a serious football program, you have no expectations of ever being one, and you don't even have your own identity. Big brother is living rent free in your head, or would be if he ever deigned to spend any time in that mentally deficient rat's nest.   

How much less could they care? 

[PilotsError 2286]

Rodney Terry cares.

[RomaVicta 29877]

They lie about how the penalty for taunting using another school hand sign came to be. A Texas receiver holstered a gun after scoring against Tech in Lubbock. We were penalized 15 yards. That's why we went to the commissioner: apply the rule equally. 

So they lie about us complaining simply because our feelings were hurt.

Built on that lie is the even dumber one that doing the horns down to a Longhorn has some sort of magical power. You see it in their faces when they do it. They look like yokels celebrating how their sacred traditions are what make the sun rise.

They think we are in for an unpleasant surprise facing the deadly grind of the SEC. They thing we're soft from top to bottom. 

[Tex Pete 20290]

Not to mention those morons in the screenshots saying we get other fanbases penalized (or want them penalized) for doing it. That’s not a thing. 

[Sgt Hulk 13711]

Guys. Today I was at a meeting with a space force customer. We were discussing missile warning and missile tracking payloads in low earth orbit and the topic of how Texas is going to the sec and everyone hates them came up. But I told them that when I’m on vacation I usually always run into someone from the SEC that doesn’t like aggy. 
 

so yeah. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12164]

10 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12164]

Self lubricating man queefs made me chuckle lol 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

[closetojumping 62444]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

While I'd love for these stories to all be true, I find them all very unbelievable.

Why would a Florida fan, at a lunch meeting, start a comparison of the way ATM and Texas joined the conference? Who thinks like that besides an aggie? Has anyone on this board ever gotten involved with a conversation about how either team "joined" the SEC with anyone else? I can't be the only person that finds that "topic" as banal and bizarre as part of any kind of conversation with another human. 

 

 

[Vertigo 20275]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

In fairness it couldn't have been more different. Aggy joined the sec on its knees giving blowjobs and taking trains out of gratitude to be there. Texas joins the SEC as a peer to the big boys in the room. 

[cafe society 2860]

They should change their mascot to 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

While I'd love for these stories to all be true, I find them all very unbelievable.

Why would a Florida fan, at a lunch meeting, start a comparison of the way ATM and Texas joined the conference? Who thinks like that besides an aggie? Has anyone on this board ever gotten involved with a conversation about how either team "joined" the SEC with anyone else? I can't be the only person that finds that "topic" as banal and bizarre as part of any kind of conversation with another human. 

 

 

All of these stories are believable as the stories about fans asking for directions to the stadium.  They're all horseshit.  Now aggies may bring that shit up at lunch with their SEC friends and everyone else at the table knows they're crazy so they just go along with it.  

[Mikey4 2476]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Never forget -- The way aggy joined the SEC: https://streamable.com/zdou1v

[kwood4408 756]

While I'd love for these stories to all be true, I find them all very unbelievable.
Why would a Florida fan, at a lunch meeting, start a comparison of the way ATM and Texas joined the conference? Who thinks like that besides an aggie? Has anyone on this board ever gotten involved with a conversation about how either team "joined" the SEC with anyone else? I can't be the only person that finds that "topic" as banal and bizarre as part of any kind of conversation with another human. 
 
 

I have had discussions with a bunch of colleagues from SEC schools (my company is based in ATL) and the extent of the conversations have been, “good move, it will be fun.” They then ask about areas to stay in Austin when their team plays us at home. Not 1 person has ever talked about how we entered the SEC let alone how aggy entered.

[Jimmy Two Times 795]

7 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Never forget -- The way aggy joined the SEC: https://streamable.com/zdou1v

As compared to how we entered the SEC: 

 

[Scholz 11938]

58 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

All of these stories are believable as the stories about fans asking for directions to the stadium.  They're all horseshit.  Now aggies may bring that shit up at lunch with their SEC friends and everyone else at the table knows they're crazy so they just go along with it.  

I doubt that guy’s even employed.

[Hagbard Celine 10835]

since they went off on sark based on 2 soundbites in florida last week, there has been a torrent of echo-chamber confirmation bias content, seemingly out of left field, and taken up a notch from the typical "dear penthouse / donkeykong directions"

 

occam's razor: they're terrified

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21142]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

occam's razor: they're terrified

 

[Foosters 17799]

I've only worked as an adult on the West Coast, but my understanding of how "business" is conducted in the south is something like everyone rolls in to the office park in their 4-door, extended cab pickups, talks about the SEC/liberal media for a few hours while either wearing a NASCAR t-shirt or a dri-fit golf shirt, and then heads out early to pickup a 84 ounce sweet tea on their way home to the trailer park/suburban hell-scape. Is that not right?

[TheAuditor 1035]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I suppose that fact we haven't purchased billboards declaring welcome to Longhorn Country in Florida being he biggest difference? 

[TKthunder2 4983]

1 minute ago, TheAuditor said:

I suppose that fact we haven't purchased billboards declaring welcome to Longhorn Country in Florida being he biggest difference? 

👀 yeah…those billboards that THEY purchase 👀

[RomaVicta 29877]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

While I'd love for these stories to all be true, I find them all very unbelievable.

Why would a Florida fan, at a lunch meeting, start a comparison of the way ATM and Texas joined the conference? Who thinks like that besides an aggie? Has anyone on this board ever gotten involved with a conversation about how either team "joined" the SEC with anyone else? I can't be the only person that finds that "topic" as banal and bizarre as part of any kind of conversation with another human. 

 

 

54 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

All of these stories are believable as the stories about fans asking for directions to the stadium.  They're all horseshit.  Now aggies may bring that shit up at lunch with their SEC friends and everyone else at the table knows they're crazy so they just go along with it.  

JesusSD anticipates most of my response to you. It could be it was just another Aggie at the table tossing another of their Tourette's  ejaculations. I've wondered for years now if the Aggies who generate these lies believe they are part of a psy-ops campaign against an enemy. Seriously. Their fake military can convince themselves of anything. I can imagine a meeting in a corps dorm as they pass around the "milk" jar. "Yea man! That's redass! We'll show those tu queers! Is it my turn for you to watch me jack off into the jar?"

I also think the internet has concentrated their former eccentric, envious dislike for tu into a raging, jealous, self-righteous hatred. The non-2%ers are fully unhinged. I've become anthropologically obsessed them because of their unique jihad against a sports rival. No other rival in the nation is like them at all.

They're more stalker than rival.

2 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

I have had discussions with a bunch of colleagues from SEC schools (my company is based in ATL) and the extent of the conversations have been, “good move, it will be fun.” They then ask about areas to stay in Austin when their team plays us at home. Not 1 person has ever talked about how we entered the SEC let alone how aggy entered.

I was at a meeting with people from the southeast. In one of the breaks, somebody asked where I was from. Texas. 

"Are you an Aggie?! We love the polite Aggies. They're always so well oriented as to their stadium which is the most awesome place and atmosphere I've ever experienced! My kids are all having second thoughts about going to my alma mater, and I don't blame them!"

"No. I went to UT."

"Tennessee doesn't have a school in Texas!"

"The University of Texas."

"Ugh! You entered the SEC like a nasty infection! The Aggies joined marching in their resplendent uniforms with unbelievable class!"

They all started hissing and doing the Horns down. They became red in the face and proceeded to drag me outside for spitting on and kicking. I curled fetal like the coward Longhorn we all are. Eventually they stopped.

They'd put in quite an effort as it was a Teams meeting over the phone, and I was at home at the time.

[RomaVicta 29877]

13 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

I suppose that fact we haven't purchased billboards declaring welcome to Longhorn Country in Florida being he biggest difference? 

 

9 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

👀 yeah…those billboards that THEY purchase 👀

While the provenance of the Gainesville billboard is in doubt, the one below's isn't.

Their greatest and most prestigious achievement ever.

Edited June 6 by RomaVicta

[Whitewater Horn 968]

Them ags love to tell their sip stories. Just wait til November 30th at Kyle Field. By god, I’m really gonna give ‘em something to remember and post about on TexAgs. I’ve been working with a personal trainer to be prepared to strut into Aggieland with a formidable pair of forearms trained to push sweet, old grandmas outta my way and down steps. My level of arrogance and despicable conduct will be told and retold for years. When I’m not pushing sweet Aggy grannies, I’ll be cussin’ aggy children. The most vile, uncivilized, and inappropriate tee yew filth spat out just to land upon the ears of those precious little future cosplay soldiers, farmers, and middle managers. I’ll soldier through the pearl clutching and gasping, the hisses, the “how dare yous” and “well, I nevers,” and probably have to stare down some aggy manlet with a hero complex who will retreat when he gets close enough to see the forearms. I’m gonna show ‘em a level of arrogance that they’ll think only existed in their minds and on their message boards. A loud, swaggering mix of bragging, boasting, cussing, and spitting while mocking BCS and those poooor aggies, and singing the praises of Austin and THE University. I’ll confirm their suspicions of me being the worst kind of sip by stating that I didn’t even graduate from Texas, I’m a tee shirt fan living off the generational wealth of my straight ticket Democrat voting family. 
 

Then again, if I did all of that and some aggy made a TexAgs post to bear witness and vent their disgust, the replies would be along the lines of, “Yeah, that’s what they all do.  It’s who they are.”

[nnm 36304]

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I was at a meeting with people from the southeast. In one of the breaks, somebody asked where I was from. Texas. 

"Are you an Aggie?! We love the polite Aggies. They're always so well oriented as to their stadium which is the most awesome place and atmosphere I've ever experienced! My kids are all having second thoughts about going to my alma mater, and I don't blame them!"

"No. I went to UT."

"Tennessee doesn't have a school in Texas!"

"The University of Texas."

"Ugh! You entered the SEC like a nasty infection! The Aggies joined marching in their resplendent uniforms with unbelievable class!"

They all started hissing and doing the Horns down. They became red in the face and proceeded to drag me outside for spitting on and kicking. I curled fetal like the coward Longhorn we all are. Eventually they stopped.

They'd put in quite an effort as it was a Teams meeting over the phone, and I was at home at the time.

Not believable because you never mention your dildo fascination or your godless, hippie, commie proclivities. 

[Beau Vine 54181]

19 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

What is this eternal obsession with Horns Down? Most Texas fans could care less if someone does Horns Down.

This is actually the proper use of "could care less" because there are lots of guys on this forum who lose their minds when someone does it.

[Nivek 16913]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

You aggys are the real deal.  The way to committed to the b12 conference only to run away the following year to escape the shadow of Texas and achieved....  um...  was so different than how Texas and OU left the conference with every school fighting tooth and nail to keep them in as long as possible...   yeah..  I wonder why that played out like that.

[Beau Vine 54181]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I seem to remember the first aggy did was petition the conference for a waiver of the SEC student section rules.  Because turdition overrides conference rules.

[Dewey 3286]

First thing I remember is gomer putting billboards up in various SEC locales, letting them know the gomers were on their way and them having slapping each other on the back, throwing congratulations parties. 

Also, I talk to SEC fans every day as well and they tell me how excited they are for Texas to be in the conference, how they have written Sankey many thank you notes and how they hope gomer leaves the conference. I talk to thousands of SEC fans daily. 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10835]

if they keep this up they are going to fuck around and drop a game or more that should have been walkaways because they are going to have their players believing they only have a 1-game season

[Leanderman 2274]

'Why would a Florida fan, at a lunch meeting, start a comparison of the way ATM and Texas joined the conference? Who thinks like that besides an aggie? Has anyone on this board ever gotten involved with a conversation about how either team "joined" the SEC with anyone else? I can't be the only person that finds that "topic" as banal and bizarre as part of any kind of conversation with another human. '

Was this the lunch meeting in question? Gomer your on the fryer again.

[Davis Lane 5576]

3 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Never forget -- The way aggy joined the SEC: https://streamable.com/zdou1v

GOOOOOOOOO...........cocks!

Edited June 6 by Davis Lane

[DanTheHorn 4913]

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Well folks do like getting their dicks sucked. So I guess they liked it when aggy bent the knee when they joined the SEC.

[DanTheHorn 4913]

4 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

As compared to how we entered the SEC: 

 

Actually this is the University of Texas at Austin video for better contrast.