Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Funk Doctor Spock 12307]

6 hours ago, Rudiger said:

Also used by the Beastie Boys in Paul Revere. They were decidedly not Aggies. 

Great album 

[MontereyMX 869]

6 hours ago, Rudiger said:

Also used by the Beastie Boys in Paul Revere. They were decidedly not Aggies. 

I said Howdy he said hi.  

[SuckitKevin 920]

This place is slippin, we had Figurelli outed almost immediately, who are these clowns, they need their 5 minutes of fame/ infamy.

[Deej 76811]

Need some Thujone dicks going in and out of those mouths, Liucci style. 

Edited June 18 by Deej

[Funk Doctor Spock 12307]

The one on the right 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 hours ago, SuckitKevin said:

This place is slippin, we had Figurelli outed almost immediately, who are these clowns, they need their 5 minutes of fame/ infamy.

I'm shocked they haven't been outed yet. Even the twitterverse is coming up short

[General Specific 3262]

BOMC, that’s my conspiracy theory!

-aggy definitely

[Sgt Hulk 13747]

Longhorn plants.  Holy fuck. That’s next level flat earth 5g bullshit 

[Beau Vine 54246]

It has been proven that they're sips in disguise to make aggy look bad!  

The guy on the left is @TreatyOak and the younger one is @definitely not derka.

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It has been proven that they're sips in disguise to make aggy look bad!  

The guy on the left is @TreatyOak and the younger one is @definitely not derka.

It's actually Eric Nahlin and Justin Wells

[mdleast 8295]

“Nothing but love”

[DixonHur 11331]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's actually Eric Nahlin and Justin Wells

The only thing we know for sure is that neither one is Ketch 

[Beau Vine 54246]

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

The only thing we know for sure is that neither one is Ketch 

The lack of a funnel cake in either's hands is a tell.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12307]

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

The only thing we know for sure is that neither one is Ketch 

Not far behind in the retardation, especially Wells. 

[Deej 76811]

10 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm shocked they haven't been outed yet. Even the twitterverse is coming up short

When you live in Dime Box, can't afford the internet, and still use a rotary phone...

[tejas60 3533]

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Trash.

[Vertigo 20290]

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Trash.

Fuck man. Aggy just aggying it all up this week. 

[Scholz 11943]

“Isn’t this why Sul Ross created Prairie View A&M? So we wouldn’t have to deal with this?”

/aggy

[RomaVicta 29909]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Trash.

They should start Blaggie Muster on June 19th. Someone can read the names of the Black union soldiers Sul Ross executed when he was a Confederate officer. The audience can answer Fuck Sul Ross! after each name.

[SydneyCarton 48108]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Trash.

Honestly the guy's twitter profile is so predictable:

Child of the living God, son of the King, redeemed by Grace. Acts 16:30-31. Usually silly, sometimes serious. Post tenebras lux. Pronouns: F-22/Raptor

 

Honestly his whole twitter feed is something...else. 

Edited June 19 by SydneyCarton

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

On 6/14/2024 at 9:46 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

 

C Wiggy gonna be in a wheelchair on draft day with that offensive line.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

21 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The one on the right 

 

[DixonHur 11331]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Honestly the guy's twitter profile is so predictable:

Child of the living God, son of the King, redeemed by Grace. Acts 16:30-31. Usually silly, sometimes serious. Post tenebras lux. Pronouns: F-22/Raptor

 

Honestly his whole twitter feed is something...else. 

Wait, his handle is aggiesneverquit?  

Didn't they back out of the Gator Bowl a couple years ago? 

[Bevo14 8315]

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Honestly the guy's twitter profile is so predictable:

Child of the living God, son of the King, redeemed by Grace. Acts 16:30-31. Usually silly, sometimes serious. Post tenebras lux. Pronouns: F-22/Raptor

 

Honestly his whole twitter feed is something...else. 

sounds like the typical aggy

[Wishbone 4762]

7 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

 

lol! Classic Jim Carrey. There was some good shit on In Living Color.

Fire Marshall Bill

Edited June 19 by Wishbone

[Scholz 11943]

37 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Wait, his handle is aggiesneverquit?  

Didn't they back out of the Gator Bowl a couple years ago? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12307]

42 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

 

You are spot on lol 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20402]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

They should start Blaggie Muster on June 19th. Someone can read the names of the Black union soldiers Sul Ross executed when he was a Confederate officer. The audience can answer Fuck Sul Ross! after each name.

Don't forget the Comanche women and children  massacred at the Battle of the Pease river. 

[RomaVicta 29909]

Isn't the white man grand? 

Respect to @Randolph Duke for looking all that stuff up. 

[Redneck Mutha 7986]

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Wait, his handle is aggiesneverquit?  

Didn't they back out of the Gator Bowl a couple years ago? 

aggiesneverquit running the clock when they're down 11 scores in the 3rd quarter

[Longhornfrenzy 5721]

Look at this coked out MFer

[satyanash 14515]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Honestly the guy's twitter profile is so predictable:

Child of the living God, son of the King, redeemed by Grace. Acts 16:30-31. Usually silly, sometimes serious. Post tenebras lux. Pronouns: F-22/Raptor

would've taken your word for it...

[SydneyCarton 48108]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Isn't the white man grand? 

Respect to @Randolph Duke for looking all that stuff up. 

Fuck you for potentially summoning that imbalanced piece of shit here. 

32 minutes ago, satyanash said:

would've taken your word for it...

I’m no altruist. I suffer, you people suffer. 

[Bevo14 8315]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

Spoiler that shit. aggy lurkers will piss themselves. 

[deft 6851]

Trash.

Gone now. Summary? Exactly what I’d expect from aggy with internet access on Juneteenth?

[DixonHur 11331]

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Look at this coked out MFer

Nothing to see, just a few of alpha males sucking on a cock... tail.

[Getafix 28674]

 

Lulz.

 

The original post, and the punchline ... wow.  Bravo.

 

 

 

 

Edited June 20 by Getafix

[Hagbard Celine 10867]

On 6/15/2024 at 11:35 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

I wonder how many aggy fans visit this site, see their insane ramblings and still can't self reflect on their stupidity?

none

for them, the surl is like trying to land on venus

we're still waiting on telco ag's data dump that he promised 12 years ago, and he was the last one that openly made the attempt

[RomaVicta 29909]

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

11 hours ago, deft said:

Gone now. Summary? Exactly what I’d expect from aggy with internet access on Juneteenth?

Something like "I shit on this nonsense" on a Juneteenth post 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12307]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Something like "I shit on this nonsense" on a Juneteenth post 

I think it was I took a dump today for Juneteenth, like the piece of human garbage they are. 

[utee94 15825]

It was obviously just sips pretending to be ags to ruin the ags' good name, ya stoopid sip!

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

It was obviously just sips pretending to be ags to ruin the ags' good name, ya stoopid sip!

 

One of the responses was exactly this

[BornAndRaised 12289]

[RomaVicta 29909]

Their entire fanbase needs to breathe into a paper bag for awhile. 

They really got us with the real UT thing. I can hardly stand it. I may die in the coming days.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Their entire fanbase needs to breathe into a paper bag for awhile. 

They really got us with the real UT thing. I can hardly stand it. I may die in the coming days.

You’re absolutely reeling!

[HtownHorn 14691]

They are playing for their 1st title in 90 fucking years and they can only think about Texas.

[Scholz 11943]

I feel really bad now. I didn’t know that what I previously thought were beautiful football and baseball stadiums were absolute dumps nor did I realize our #1 athletic dept was absolutely toxic. Dang.