Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

Getafix · June 24

Lulz.

Tex Pete · June 24

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Yea, I was riding the high until I thought about the classlessness of snatching a coach before he can return to his present home after a game. I'm sure the Aggies will quote this hoax tweet when Schloss doesn't fly directly to Austin from Omaha. Sips lose again.

They really have generated some pretty sour lies trying to console themselves.

Texas has terrible fans; nobody would leave the 12th Man for those fags.

Texas has a dump of a stadium. Doesn't even have grass. Huge deal.

Texas doesn't have the money to outbid A&M.

Texas baseball is irrelevant now and even a "lesser program" beside A&M.

Schoss loves A&M and the 12th Man.

In before "Already destroying the SEC..."

Funk Doctor Spock · June 24

"Tu can't money whip us anymore. Things have changed!!! This isn't your grandpa's Tu anymore!!! We're rich AF!"

Yes we can. We already do. Looking at recruiting rankings it looks like we can money whip guys over "rich af A&M". Those dweebs are playing for their first NC since Hitler invaded Poland and they think they're winners. It's adorable. Fucking morons.

Junior Bonner · June 24

Didn’t they win the women’s equestrian NC? Around the time our guys were bonking all their riders?

MontereyMX · June 24

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

Didn’t they win the women’s equestrian NC? Around the time our guys were bonking all their riders?

yep. Where is that pic of that thong ass?

Edited June 24 by MontereyMX
Idiot

Gut Wagon · June 24

If CDC held off on the Pierce announcement to steal the spotlight from an aggy title, why didn't he announce it before Game 2? One of the more obvious questions those maroons haven't pondered.

Edited June 24 by Gut Wagon

tejas60 · June 24

Herpa Derpa · June 24

5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Ok, this legit made me lol...

I'm not sure which is sadder, aggy thinking Texas is their "lil bro", or bragging about having a little brother that constantly kicks your ass.

The saddest part is using the word natty.

Junior Bonner · June 25

Pooooor aggy…

deft · June 25

Elmer_Fudd · June 25

MAUFRAIS · June 25

Dirty’s raided ‘em

Getafix · June 25

Lulz ... these guys are on a roll.

DanTheHorn · June 25

26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They don't know they already preparing the trophy.

Horn Under a Bad Sign · June 25

Henry Hill · June 25

Mr. Mojo Risin' · June 25

Can someone fill in at work tomorrow for @Longhornfrenzy? Real work needed here.

Lou_Sassle · June 25

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait... so this Tennessee team is the "greatest team ever!"?.... those fucking losers just have to say something to justify choking away a championship once again lol

cafe society · June 25

They're sharing a kumbaya moment on twitter with halfwit Vol and troglodyte douchebag Clay Travis.

Funk Doctor Spock · June 25

Member when they said Vitello sucked and they hoped he would go to us?

RomaVicta · June 25

Not a Sock · June 25

28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This dude is right and that's the best $60 bucks I ever spent. But I really need to find a bruja that can do more than curses so I can get some good luck sent our way.

Edited June 25 by Not a Sock

Wishbone · June 25

7 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The saddest part is using the word natty.

And even sadder now than when he still had hope for a natty.

Funk Doctor Spock · June 25

My priapism will wear off soon, right, doctors of Surly?

linux · June 25

Can't sleep either, overdosing on aggie tears.

SubliminalHorn · June 25

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

My priapism will wear off soon, right, doctors of Surly?

DM sent

closetojumping · June 25

8 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

This dude is right and that's the best $60 bucks I ever spent. But I really need to find a bruja that can do more than curses so I can get some good luck sent our way.

Word is there is a pretty good witch in Alquippa.

WBT · June 25

18 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Didn’t they win the women’s equestrian NC? Around the time our guys were bonking all their riders?

17 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

yep. Where is that pic of that thong ass?

Do you want juliejane? Because this is how you get juliejane.

Chef Bezos · June 25

This thread is really lacking in screenshots. I suspect today will be they day it starts to hit them that they're being kicked while they're down. And I want to see that.

deft · June 25

This thread is really lacking in screenshots. I suspect today will be they day it starts to hit them that they're being kicked while they're down. And I want to see that.

You know the “free beer tomorrow” sign at catfish parlour?

Isn’t aggy being down somewhat evergreen? Isn’t the universe kicking aggy everyday?

JesusSweatDuck · June 25

Noah Fence · June 25

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I have seen a bunch of posts comparing the timing of yesterday's announcement to the SEC announcement right before Jimbo's big moment. But, as I recall, it was an aggy mouthpiece who leaked the information before anyone else.

Edited June 25 by Noah Fence

JesusSweatDuck · June 25

9 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

I have seen a bunch of posts comparing the timing of yesterday's announcement to the SEC announcement right before Jimbo's big moment. But, as I recall, it was an aggy mouthpiece who leaked the information before anyone else.

Also, I don't think CDC wanted this timing TBH. Maybe he did, but I doubt it out of respect to whoever our next coach is. I think Bowels couldn't sit on the story like the rest of the press and as always will fuck over UT to get clicks.

Nivek · June 25

20 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

I have seen a bunch of posts comparing the timing of yesterday's announcement to the SEC announcement right before Jimbo's big moment. But, as I recall, it was an aggy mouthpiece who leaked the information before anyone else.

It was. But they don't deal in facts. Much of the sports media world doesn't as well, because that requires effort, thought, and not just calling something true because you read it three times on an internet message board.

SydneyCarton · June 25

1 hour ago, Noah Fence said:

I have seen a bunch of posts comparing the timing of yesterday's announcement to the SEC announcement right before Jimbo's big moment. But, as I recall, it was an aggy mouthpiece who leaked the information before anyone else.

Correct. Those bitches 100% leaked that information on the SEC move themselves to try and bolster support to have it quashed. You'll be shocked to learn that in this scenario, they were the butthurt David Pierce.

NoName · June 25

25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Correct. Those bitches 100% leaked that information on the SEC move themselves to try and bolster support to have it quashed. You'll be shocked to learn that in this scenario, they were the butthurt David Pierce.

just because i want to take the opportunity to share this every single time it ever comes up, for the rest of time.

those hillbillies tried to muddy the water, talked a ton of shit...then toed the party line and voted in favor of the SEC adding Texas and OU.

in the same article:

WBT · June 25

1 hour ago, Noah Fence said:

I have seen a bunch of posts comparing the timing of yesterday's announcement to the SEC announcement right before Jimbo's big moment. But, as I recall, it was an aggy mouthpiece who leaked the information before anyone else.

There's also the fact that they apparently think speaking at media days is a big moment

Fondren & Main · June 25

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Word is there is a pretty good witch in Alquippa.

Vertigo · June 25

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I swear I can set my watch to the sip conspiracy posts.

BornAndRaised · June 25

Vertigo · June 25

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

He said the coach was done and signed, he didn't say who it was.

Herpa Derpa · June 25

1 hour ago, NoName said:

just because i want to take the opportunity to share this every single time it ever comes up, for the rest of time.

those hillbillies tried to muddy the water, talked a ton of shit...then toed the party line and voted in favor of the SEC adding Texas and OU.

in the same article:

Cucks cuck. News at 11.

SydneyCarton · June 25

1 hour ago, NoName said:

just because i want to take the opportunity to share this every single time it ever comes up, for the rest of time.

those hillbillies tried to muddy the water, talked a ton of shit...then toed the party line and voted in favor of the SEC adding Texas and OU.

in the same article:

Yeah, this never stops being fun. The last paragraph is my favorite, though. Allow me to translate from hillbillyese:

We have to point out that we're pissed we were kept entirely in the dark about this, so we're going to mention it while ignoring the ramifications that everyone kept us in the dark becuase we're tempermental, immature children. That being said, the message that if we didn't vote to let Texas in with every other member league the next vote would be to kick us the fuck out was received loud and clear. So yeah, let them in, we guess. But we are terribly vexed!

BachelorTrek · June 25

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, this never stops being fun. The last paragraph is my favorite, though. Allow me to translate from hillbillyese:

We have to point out that we're pissed we were kept entirely in the dark about this, so we're going to mention it while ignoring the ramifications that everyone kept us in the dark becuase we're tempermental, immature children. That being said, the message that if we didn't vote to let Texas in with every other member league the next vote would be to kick us the fuck out was received loud and clear. So yeah, let them in, we guess. But we are terribly vexed!

Lulz

Funk Doctor Spock · June 25

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Oh, so NOW we're their arch rivals? I could have sworn they didn't care about us as they have been breathing in their paper bags telling anyone who will listen to their diatribe that LSU was their real rival, not tu.