Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

37 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I mean they won game 1 and had a lead going into the 7th inning of game 2. If he was throwing the series, I don't think he realized it until he needed 9 outs to win the title.

The only reason they got as far as they did was all the good ags on the team, since all the coaches and the bad ags that hit the transfer portal yesterday were obviously conspiring against The 12th Man and the Holy and Righteous Texas Aggies!  WHOOP!

Narrator: 12 of their 13 RBIs in the championship series were delivered by ags now in the portal (whoops).

[Rimbo 26,048]

48 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I hate to give an Aggie credit but he is right. This Kyle guy makes Randolph Duke look normal with his obsession about A&M. It smacks of insecurity for whoever the fuck this Kyle guy is and it’s a bad look. 

[Rimbo 26,048]

37 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The best part about being Texas is the complete indifference we can show those guys. The Kyle’s of the world on social media don’t act like the big brother that can take away your baseball coach and staff because we feel like it. He acts like an Aggie himself. It’s gross. 

[Sejjr 3,246]

aggy is bringing out the lawfare! Stay tuned, you dirty 'sips!
 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,483]

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I wasn't being homophobic. I was slamming soccer fans. But carry on.

 

[ousux 5,601]

aggy is bringing out the lawfare! Stay tuned, you dirty 'sips!
 

 

JFC, this is real..

I don't know who said it first, but "truth is stranger than fiction" definitely applies here.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,483]

4 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I bet he will want to send his kids to A&M 

 

 

You must have cut off where he asked for directions afterwards 

[deech 2,291]

Just now, ousux said:

JFC, this is real..

I don't know who said it first, but "truth is stranger than fiction" definitely applies here.

It's an Aggie lawyer trying to drum up publicity for himself and his law firm I think.  He doesn't say he was retained by Texas A&M to investigate and obviously he wouldn't need FOIA requests if he was retained to do it.  It's just some dumb Aggie alum wasting his own time doing FOIA requests.

[billfromlaketravis 11,522]

5 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

aggy is bringing out the lawfare! Stay tuned, you dirty 'sips!
 

 

Another red assed aggy that is self loathing because he attended UT for graduate/law school. 
 

This moron is falling all over himself to prove Brauny’s “burner cell phone” rumor. When will these fucking idiots stop taking TexAgs seriously? It is not a news organization. Their employees do not function as journalists. It’s an entertainment site. 

[Colonel Sanders 1,364]

Maybe this is about Elijah Robinson.

[Big Woodrows 4,200]

13 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

aggy is bringing out the lawfare! Stay tuned, you dirty 'sips!
 

 

Imagine spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a law school degree, only for your redass boss to request that you waste your time on message board crusades

Edited June 27 by Big Woodrows

[mdleast 8,298]

8 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Imagine spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a law school degree, only for your redass boss to request that you waste your time on message board crusades

Sliced Bread vs. The University of Texas at Austin

[trythisathome 971]

24 minutes ago, deech said:

It's an Aggie lawyer trying to drum up publicity for himself and his law firm I think.  He doesn't say he was retained by Texas A&M to investigate and obviously he wouldn't need FOIA requests if he was retained to do it.  It's just some dumb Aggie alum wasting his own time doing FOIA requests.

Something that you definitely don't have to be a lawyer to do, making it even more stupid (and funnier). 

[BERT 4,381]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

The best part about being Texas is the complete indifference we can show those guys. The Kyle’s of the world on social media don’t act like the big brother that can take away your baseball coach and staff because we feel like it. He acts like an Aggie himself. It’s gross. 

[Beau Vine 54,377]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

I hate to give an Aggie credit but he is right. This Kyle guy makes Randolph Duke look normal with his obsession about A&M. It smacks of insecurity for whoever the fuck this Kyle guy is and it’s a bad look. 

 Umlaug has nearly 60K followers.  That means he's making some money off that.  Randy still has his amateur status in aggy obsession.  Not the same thing.

[Junior Bonner 6,288]

30 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

Something that you definitely don't have to be a lawyer to do, making it even more stupid (and funnier). 

Yep. Any Tom, Dick, or (checks notes) Brian Beckcom can file a FOIA. 

But you should have a lawyer on hand to litigate the production, or lack thereof. 

Edited June 28 by Junior Bonner

[Beau Vine 54,377]

I am still trying to imagine a UF grad calling their alma mater "an Ag school."  Nope, can't be done.

[RomaVicta 29,967]

One badass lawyer. Look! An ambulance!

Just the guys for a complicated case of coach theft and bad doin's.

And he's a Super Lawyer!

His huge legal team. Scary!

The team:

Annnd, honor code!

I bet there's no super duper lawyers posting around here. Shame!

Edited June 28 by RomaVicta

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,483]

Watching Olin cry on Texas Unfiltered is delicious 

[Wishbone 4,775]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

aggy is bringing out the lawfare! Stay tuned, you dirty 'sips!
 

 

[Rimbo 26,048]

On 6/26/2024 at 8:56 AM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Braden Montgomery's mom seems a little unhinged (since removed), pulled from texags:

 

would

 

22 hours ago, Deej said:

aggy is only a destination school for those too dumb to get into community college. 

 

Yet another way it's the Michigan State of Texas!

 

22 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

 

 

This... is the greatest gif I have ever seen in my life

 

19 hours ago, deft said:

I talked to an aggy today and asked why my premiums keep going up.

 

Talked to an aggy today about where my fuckin' large fries were

[Getafix 28,768]

 

This had me laughing hysterically ... 🤣  🤣  🤣.

(Also - many of these dopes commit w/ a horns down ... if he did the same, he's beginning and ending his Aggie career w/ Texas on his mind.  What a ... maroon ... lulz.)

 

 

 

 

 

[Scholz 11,956]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

aggy is bringing out the lawfare! Stay tuned, you dirty 'sips!
 

 

Keep showing your ass aggys 😂

[Deej 76,896]

I heard Buzbee is driving his tank down to Belmont. 

[WBT 20,652]

2 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

I smell the stench of a banhammer coming.  Aggies2009 is GONE

Going to be invited to meet Looch in the texags parking lot!

[Tex Pete 20,430]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Going to be invited to meet Looch in the texags parking lot!

Maybe. Looch’s head is pretty wop-sided these days. Not sure he wants any more pop knots on it. 

[deft 6,874]

aggy is bringing out the lawfare! Stay tuned, you dirty 'sips!
 

 

[Nivek 16,976]

One badass lawyer. Look! An ambulance!

Just the guys for a complicated case of coach theft and bad doin's.

And he's a Super Lawyer!

His huge legal team. Scary!
The team:

Annnd, honor code!

I bet there's no super duper lawyers posting around here. Shame!

Stolen valor

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,483]

Yeah, but look at that thumb. You don't get any more of a dweeb than that, so it's ok. 

[RollLeft 5,045]

2 hours ago, Sejjr said:

aggy is bringing out the lawfare! Stay tuned, you dirty 'sips!
 

 

BAAAA Hahahahahahahah

[Horndog 2,228]

2 hours ago, deech said:

It's an Aggie lawyer trying to drum up publicity for himself and his law firm I think.  He doesn't say he was retained by Texas A&M to investigate and obviously he wouldn't need FOIA requests if he was retained to do it.  It's just some dumb Aggie alum wasting his own time doing FOIA requests.

Who is his client? Can't file a suit unless he has a real client with actual standing. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,818]

[billfromlaketravis 11,522]

Office aggy is openly rooting for their baseball portal entries to transfer to LSU. It’s never been more true, they hate us more than they love themselves. 
 

I said it earlier this week, start at 3 years and start counting backwards on how many years this will set back aggy baseball. 
 

Looch thinks they’ll get a home run hire, but I just don’t see it if they bullshitted Schloss for 3 years. I don’t think the $80 million in renovations is real. But ESPN repeated it over and over again in their postseason coverage. Show me. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,818]

[Scholz 11,956]

Show me a whinier group bitches anywhere. I dare you.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,818]

Can the best in the biz be right one more time

[billfromlaketravis 11,522]

Hamm has baseball sources?! I did not see that coming.

Heefner would be perfect. Mandatory Bible studies, curfews, and chastity should go over well at a state school with guys who could be playing professional baseball.

Edited June 28 by billfromlaketravis

[Longhornfrenzy 5,818]

[Longhornfrenzy 5,818]

[SimkinsMan 4,418]

If a guy with that signature can't get behind Saint Heef, what hope is there for the rest of Aggy fandom?

[Chuckie Finster 22,723]

Are you trying to tell me that the aggy 9.95ers were blowing smoke up everyone’s ass regarding candidates? Well, I never…

[Longhornfrenzy 5,818]

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

Heef is a very solid coach. But if he’s actually had other opportunities to move to P5 baseball in state (at other “Christian” schools no less) and routinely refused then that is a massive red flag.

[Fondren & Main 6,732]

Them saying that he isn’t good enough is rich.  Johnson and Childress were better than any other coaches they had outside of Schlossnagle.  These guys are truly delusional retards…I’d say it’s amazing but who am I kidding; it’s aggy.  What else is new?

[ousux 5,601]

Heef is a very solid coach. But if he’s actually had other opportunities to move to P5 baseball in state (at other “Christian” schools no less) and routinely refused then that is a massive red flag.

I can understand saying no to TCU, but turning down the highest profile Baptist school in Baylor (assuming he's actually Baptist) is kinda odd. Seems that would be the destination school for a guy like that?

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

I won’t fault a guy for saying no to rapists, although inherently that usually doesn’t work. 

[RomaVicta 29,967]

Luicci was so dead on about the football coach process. Everybody was lining up, even successful pro coaches. The sky was the limit. They got The Elk. William was right again.

[Babytime 96]

13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I wasn't being homophobic. I was slamming soccer fans. But carry on.

Is the slam that liking soccer is more embarrassing than being gay, because being gay is embarrassing?  Help me understand.

Edited June 28 by Babytime

[12 Year Decision 28]

These coaching searches are magical. Kinda like miniature furk-coasters. 

I also particularly enjoyed William’s note at the end about MLB interest.  Was a nice little finishing garnish of pure make believe.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,483]

4 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Thank you for always doing the lord's work, sir.