Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,183]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

Show me a whinier group bitches anywhere. I dare you.

Dude, I should stsrt a YouTube channel just called Aggie Unhinged, and I bet I could get it going pretty quickly with all that TexAgs gold. Just on Schlossnagle alone right now, my ad revenue would allow me to quit my job. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,183]

4 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

My god. They have one magical season and they truly they're "top tier" and can get whomever they want. It's not like, uh, they've been some successful program or anything. CWS is a new fangled concept for then to grasp. It's like the wheel being invented a hundred years ago, so aggy buys a bike and demands a Lambo since his bike got stolen. 

 

Yikes. Whomever takes that job is in for a rude awakening. At least ours was their dream school, he's successful, and we're a blue blood. But they truly believe they're successful without Schloss, even though history proved otherwise. Their distorted reality sure is something to behold. 

Edited June 28 by Spider2YBanana

[Longhornfrenzy 5,675]

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

[DigglerontheHoof 21,183]

I'm still convinced no one on texags is over 14. 

[The Beast 585]

49 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm still convinced no one on texags is over 14. 

I get it but the pathetic thing is…nope these are adults. Amazing as that sounds. 

[derp 755]

7 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

[Longhornfrenzy 5,675]

[Longhornfrenzy 5,675]

[SimkinsMan 4,386]

Wow, satexas nailed it except for step 8. For aggy, step 8 is:

"As a good Ag: Fall in line, rally around the new coach, and browbeat all potbangers who don't get on board with the narrative that this was our guy all along."

Edited June 28 by SimkinsMan

[closetojumping 62,577]

That duroc poster is 84+ years old and he’s admonishing the board for not being good, supportive and loyal ags, doing whatever the school and AD demands. I really hope that isn’t a dying breed. We need many more just like him. 

[Chopper 17,230]

Translations -

"I just finished a big write-up but things suddenly changed" - I have no idea what's going on

"My new new new write-up, that I've totally finished, had to wait until after dinner to be posted" - still no idea what's going on but it makes me feel important to tell you idiots that I made you wait while I ate my bowl of frosted cheerios

"It's totally not the DBU corch's job and he definitely wants it but he's definitely not a finalist just because he's one of only 2 guys being interviewed tomorrow" - Trev is checking to see if the budget will allow the 10 commandments to be etched onto each player's locker

"Things were about to happen just as I predicted but a BSD just called and now I'm going to bed" - speaks for itself

[Tex Pete 20,339]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm still convinced no one on texags is over 14. 

Acting like absolute children is their second-oldest tradition, IIRC. 

They clearly don’t remember that their shitpile university is broke from the last time they held their breaths until they made a splash hire and then gave him a fucktarded extension with no buyout. 

“Let’s do something completely irrational no matter how much it costs us!”

[Deej 76,757]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm still convinced no one on texags is over 14. 

Makes sense since a degree from aggy is the equivalent of a 9th grade education.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,675]

[Deej 76,757]

Imagine being so elite you stay at Dallas Baptist for almost two decades. 

[texifornia 56,880]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Imagine being so elite you stay at Dallas Baptist for almost two decades. 

He's a really good coach, but apparently runs his program like a medieval monastery - that only works at a small program where you have total control.

[Deej 76,757]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

He's a really good coach, but apparently runs his program like a medieval monastery - that only works at a small program where you have total control.

He will be the most elite of the elite is aggy hires him, and they will let everyone know that only the power of aggy could pull him away from DBU. He may be really good, but he's not a top ten coach like they were all crowing about getting. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,675]

The KKL of aggy baseball 

[FloridaHorn 4,753]

So a&m is on equal footing with Texas when it comes to prestige, recognition, money, academics and athletic prowess. Texas hires their baseball savior away from them and they are going to try and convince the coach of...checks notes....DBU to come to their school? Seems legit.

[texifornia 56,880]

5 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

The KKL of aggy baseball 

That woman is crazy crazy

[Hank Chinaski 6,314]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That woman is crazy crazy

She makes me think about two things:

1. Don’t ever make my daughter’s life/stuff about me.

2. If these are the people that are applauding my actions, I need to change my actions. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

16 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

The KKL of aggy baseball 

I really feel for the mom, you know that she's still grieving about her son's injury. It was horrible but to imply that they sent him home to get hurt intentionally is insane.

 

Also, didn't he transfer from Stanford and do basically the same thing to them to come to aggy? Seems a bit hypocritical to bitch about a coach doing the same thing. He got his bag from aggy.

 

The complaint about the Georgia pitcher cheating is just weird in this context. What was Schloss supposed to do about another team cheating?

[Danimal 339]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That duroc poster is 84+ years old and he’s admonishing the board for not being good, supportive and loyal ags, doing whatever the school and AD demands. I really hope that isn’t a dying breed. We need many more just like him. 

Reminds me of this scene from the Chernobyl series 

Can anyone dub this to fit the current aggie context?

 

[Hank Chinaski 6,314]

yeah, Aggie95 is right - those people aren’t going to risk looking silly…

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,675]

[billfromlaketravis 11,448]

I think Braden Montgomery is going to have a nice career, but Jesus he needs to keep mom at arm’s length. Good for him getting this far. 

[nnm 36,357]

Some thoughts on this inanity . . .

1.  The whole Schloss to TAMU from TCU sequence is misunderstood.  Schloss was absolutely beloved at TCU, and proved what an awesome coach he was.  But TCU was not devastated to see him leave.  It was a good transition.

The situation had actually soured the year before.  Reports at the time were that his marriage had actually bottomed out the year before, and he did more than flirt with MissSU the year before.  The reports at the time indicated that he had actually accepted the MissSU job, and then got convinced to come back.  The MissSU fanbase was extremely salty about that, and viewed it as reneging on the deal. 

From that point on, the TCU situation was very tenuous.  He coached another year at TCU, but it was a very strange year.  His heart wasn't really in it, and it seemed that his personal situation in FW was not great.  When TAMU came calling, TCU admin and fans were fine with it, and felt they had an awesome replacement in Saarloos.  Schloss had done a great job mentoring him, and he was ready for the job.   

Schloss also didn't raid TCU's team on the way out.  Saarloos and other key assistants stayed.  Key players stayed.  It was a good transition. Schloss was grateful for his time at TCU, was grateful that TCU admin, fans, and boosters had delivered on what they promised (massive stadium rebuild, indoor practice facilities, etc., etc.).  TCU admin, fans, and boosters were also grateful for Schloss for completely reinventing TCU baseball, and understanding of his leaving.  Saarloos is a good coach--it does not appear that he is as good as Schloss, but the transition was done well, and he was the right guy.  

Schloss leaving TAMU is massively different.  It does not look like he ever really liked the culture, and it really looks like he was fed up with TAMU admin and boosters.  Despite the grandiose promises of a Listeria Park rebuild, nothing has actually been delivered.

2. So at the core, it looks like there were four reasons CDC was able to pull off the Schloss deal.  First, the absolute positives of UT.  On its face, UT is a premier job, even without being compared to TAMU.  Although I think Mac Engel is a joke of a journalist, his column had it correct--if UT baseball calls, just about anyone is going to answer.  Second, Schloss never bought into TAMU, and was soured there.  That's their own fault, and they can't recognize that.  Third, Schloss's relationship with CDC was obviously a significant factor.  And fourth, Alberts is a terrible AD, and was completely snookered in the whole thing.  

3. It appears that TAMU fans have massively underestimated the effect of the Jimbo buyout on the overall TAMU athletics program.  Despite crowing about being richer and having more resources than big brother tu, it really looks like the Jimbo buyout has strapped the athletics program.  Boosters are tapped out, especially for a non-revenue program like baseball.  Overpaying for coaches and facilities in football can actually make some financial sense, with the revenue that comes from football.  But baseball is a money loser for the university.  

4. It's simply amazing to me that no one has been held accountable for the Jimbo fiasco.  Bjork actually got promoted to tOSU.  Sharp is Sharp.  Everyone that was in the same room with that extension should have been strapped to a SpaceX booster and jettisoned into the sun.  The blind loyalty to the idiots that made the Jimbo decisions absolutely guarantees that they'll continue to have the same results.  

5. The blind loyalty to and wagon-circling around Looch is similarly mystifying.  He continually lies to and berates his constituents.  And they made him a millionaire in return.  It's bizzare.  But fun to watch.  

[RomaVicta 29,902]

2 hours ago, The Beast said:

I get it but the pathetic thing is…nope these are adults. Amazing as that sounds. 

Of adult age to be precise.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,675]

I think I found the aggy version of Randolph Duke

[LTtxfan 49,150]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

He will be the most elite of the elite is aggy hires him, and they will let everyone know that only the power of aggy could pull him away from DBU. He may be really good, but he's not a top ten coach like they were all crowing about getting. 

They'll beat the "integrity" horse to death if  Heefner is the next aggy baseball coach...

[RomaVicta 29,902]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Acting like absolute children is their second-oldest tradition, IIRC. 

They clearly don’t remember that their shitpile university is broke from the last time they held their breaths until they made a splash hire and then gave him a fucktarded extension with no buyout. 

“Let’s do something completely irrational no matter how much it costs us!”

They do hold that the volume of their yelling and lack of waver to their faith in all things Aggie are the real ingredients to winning.

[Texas Wahoo 3,391]

I'm just glad that we're on the same page - settling it on the field plays to our strategic advantage, as the program that is better on the field.  Settling it in online polls would definitely be playing to their strategic advantage.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I think I found the aggy version of Randolph Duke

[Longhornfrenzy 5,675]

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

lol an example of fighting back is running away to another conference. 

[Armybrat 40,826]

43 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Braden Montgomery is going to have a nice career, but Jesus he needs to keep mom at arm’s length. Good for him getting this far. 

Kinda like Drew Brees did with his mom…..but hopefully without the tragic ending.

[RomaVicta 29,902]

Fighting stopped in Ukraine. Debate ceased in the British Parliament. The US called a national holiday. China stopped doing Chinese things. Why?

They were all making time to discuss the most successful baseball season in Texas A&M history where they won neither a conference or national championship! 

Qatar was going to stop studying US nuclear secrets for a whole week to talk about it.

But tu messed that all up. They're bullies and not nice like aggies who keep the gloves on and always saw the sips as friends and brothers!

[Armybrat 40,826]

7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Fighting stopped in Ukraine. Debate ceased in the British Parliament. The US called a national holiday. China stopped doing Chinese things. Why?

They were all making time to discuss the most successful baseball season in Texas A&M history where they won neither a conference or national championship! 

Qatar was going to stop studying US nuclear secrets for a whole week to talk about it.

But tu messed that all up. They're bullies and not nice like aggies who keep the gloves on and always saw the sips as friends and brothers!

Meth-laced Listeria is a helluva drug.

[MuellerHorn 4,228]

34 minutes ago, nnm said:

Some thoughts on this inanity . . .

1.  The whole Schloss to TAMU from TCU sequence is misunderstood.  Schloss was absolutely beloved at TCU, and proved what an awesome coach he was.  But TCU was not devastated to see him leave.  It was a good transition.

The situation had actually soured the year before.  Reports at the time were that his marriage had actually bottomed out the year before, and he did more than flirt with MissSU the year before.  The reports at the time indicated that he had actually accepted the MissSU job, and then got convinced to come back.  The MissSU fanbase was extremely salty about that, and viewed it as reneging on the deal. 

From that point on, the TCU situation was very tenuous.  He coached another year at TCU, but it was a very strange year.  His heart wasn't really in it, and it seemed that his personal situation in FW was not great.  When TAMU came calling, TCU admin and fans were fine with it, and felt they had an awesome replacement in Saarloos.  Schloss had done a great job mentoring him, and he was ready for the job.   

Schloss also didn't raid TCU's team on the way out.  Saarloos and other key assistants stayed.  Key players stayed.  It was a good transition. Schloss was grateful for his time at TCU, was grateful that TCU admin, fans, and boosters had delivered on what they promised (massive stadium rebuild, indoor practice facilities, etc., etc.).  TCU admin, fans, and boosters were also grateful for Schloss for completely reinventing TCU baseball, and understanding of his leaving.  Saarloos is a good coach--it does not appear that he is as good as Schloss, but the transition was done well, and he was the right guy.  

Schloss leaving TAMU is massively different.  It does not look like he ever really liked the culture, and it really looks like he was fed up with TAMU admin and boosters.  Despite the grandiose promises of a Listeria Park rebuild, nothing has actually been delivered.

2. So at the core, it looks like there were four reasons CDC was able to pull off the Schloss deal.  First, the absolute positives of UT.  On its face, UT is a premier job, even without being compared to TAMU.  Although I think Mac Engel is a joke of a journalist, his column had it correct--if UT baseball calls, just about anyone is going to answer.  Second, Schloss never bought into TAMU, and was soured there.  That's their own fault, and they can't recognize that.  Third, Schloss's relationship with CDC was obviously a significant factor.  And fourth, Alberts is a terrible AD, and was completely snookered in the whole thing.  

3. It appears that TAMU fans have massively underestimated the effect of the Jimbo buyout on the overall TAMU athletics program.  Despite crowing about being richer and having more resources than big brother tu, it really looks like the Jimbo buyout has strapped the athletics program.  Boosters are tapped out, especially for a non-revenue program like baseball.  Overpaying for coaches and facilities in football can actually make some financial sense, with the revenue that comes from football.  But baseball is a money loser for the university.  

4. It's simply amazing to me that no one has been held accountable for the Jimbo fiasco.  Bjork actually got promoted to tOSU.  Sharp is Sharp.  Everyone that was in the same room with that extension should have been strapped to a SpaceX booster and jettisoned into the sun.  The blind loyalty to the idiots that made the Jimbo decisions absolutely guarantees that they'll continue to have the same results.  

5. The blind loyalty to and wagon-circling around Looch is similarly mystifying.  He continually lies to and berates his constituents.  And they made him a millionaire in return.  It's bizzare.  But fun to watch.  

Wonderful synopsis. Going to pos-rep you on some other posts because this one deserves more than one, imo.

Points four and five are what bewilder me. I know they shouldn't, because I damn well know aggy as an overall mob lack the ability for reflective thought and change; however, it's wild to me that more of them don't catch on to the cyclical charade within their AD and it's attached media propaganda artists.

They hired their own version of Steve Patterson in Alberts, who is more focused on cutting costs due to the Jimbo (let's display our big dick energy by lighting money on fire via inane decisions) fiasco than running an effective and avant-garde athletic department. They set the market, competing only against themselves, in that contract. Now it comes out they may have known it was a possibility that Schloss would leave, yet didn't begin due-diligence on a replacement and will now absolutely pay the price for it next season with poor on-field results. They fall for the spin over and over. Yet, somehow, this all Texas' fault (among a massive history of other grievances). 

A&M is the living picture of an abusive and narcissistic person who accepts no responsibility for their own actions, wields an absolute victim-oriented external locus of control, and is incapable of uncovering their own deleterious personality traits because it's just too painful to uncover reality - they are their own enemy. 

 

[AbeFroman 2,154]

I saw Aggys on twitter sending out apologies to Vol fans that their championship now has an asterisk on it.   They were being sincere and saying it is a tarnished title since Schloss threw the last two games. 

This is the level of dunces we're dealing with.

[Beau Vine 54,209]

Golly, I wonder how this is going to work out?  Is TelcoAg in charge of the screenshots?

Has this stupid simp ever had a job before?  I accepted my last job in December and didn't quit the one I had until May, and I'm pretty sure every one I work with has done something similar.

 

[mdleast 8,289]

I saw Aggys on twitter sending out apologies to Vol fans that their championship now has an asterisk on it.   They were being sincere and saying it is a tarnished title since Schloss threw the last two games. 
This is the level of dunces we're dealing with.

Sounds like next step is a claimed aggy championship ala football??

[AbeFroman 2,154]

 

 

 

 

He walked it back and said he doesn't have any proof?   Well, that is certainly surprising.

 

[Vertigo 20,276]

My goodness, they are still plummeting into the abyss. 

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

Well, he got it half right. They are absolutely steeped in hollow, fabricated traditions, like bubble guns. In fact, their cultish adherence to these jejune traditions is what drove away the most successful coach they’ve ever had. 
 

As for the success part, they won 2 CWS games and averaged less than one appearance per decade for over 75 years before Schloss got there. That puts them right around the median for D1 programs and when you consider only warm weather states are even good at baseball, they’re easily bottom quartile for those schools.
 

But leave it to Texas A&M to fall short of mediocrity yet paint it as exceptionalism. They’ve been doing it for over 150 years now. 

[utee94 15,811]

8 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

 

 

 

 

He walked it back and said he doesn't have any proof?   Well, that is certainly surprising.

 

It's just so incredible, they're comparing their two different options on how to release the details that the original liar has already admitted didn't actually happen.

They're giddy with excitement over whether they should release the non-existent details slowly, in an effort to harm Schloss and Texas as strategically as possible, or just expose all of the non-existent details in one big bang of a court trial.  How they're going to get a non-existent case with zero factual details into the courts, is left to us, the readers, to ponder over in delighted satisfaction.

[Beau Vine 54,209]

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

"My new new new write-up, that I've totally finished, had to wait until after dinner to be posted" - still no idea what's going on but it makes me feel important to tell you idiots that I made you wait while I ate my bowl of frosted cheerios

 

[Beau Vine 54,209]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I really feel for the mom, you know that she's still grieving about her son's injury. It was horrible but to imply that they sent him home to get hurt intentionally is insane.

 

Also, didn't he transfer from Stanford and do basically the same thing to them to come to aggy? Seems a bit hypocritical to bitch about a coach doing the same thing. He got his bag from aggy.

Yes, but Braden transferred from Stanford to A&M for the academics!

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]