Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Nivek 17,330]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Fuck. They keep writing new stupid things.

Schlossnagle (POS to the nickname maniacs in College Station) Coached the deciding game for the college NC a week ago. How much has the world changed since then?

That's a business man for sure!

Now you know why they are stuck in perpetual mediocrity in their real lives.

[Deej 77,665]

2 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Bunch of thick chulas at this sec party.  Paging Vic paging Vic 

That's what happens with free admission. 

[Babytime 96]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's what happens with free admission. 

To a Pitbull show.

[Hagbard Celine 11,157]

On 6/28/2024 at 10:29 AM, AbeFroman said:

I saw aggy on twitter sending out apologies to Vol fans that their championship now has an asterisk on it.   They were being sincere and saying it is a tarnished title since Schloss threw the last two games. 

This is the level of dunces we're dealing with.

anyone with knoxville connections please report their response

[Deej 77,665]

11 minutes ago, Babytime said:

To a Pitbull show.

[SamMan 1,455]

22 hours ago, Horndog said:

There were incidents and accidents. There were hints and allegations.

“He sees angels in the architecture.”

This line takes on a whole other meaning in the context of aggies.

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

18 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This guy will tell you

 

[RomaVicta 30,497]

Welcome to yokelville where homophobia increases your manful manliness quotient.

This guy adds an astute observation.

I get the feeling this guy wasn't a combat soldier but wants to sound as though he's on a recon in enemy territory.

Same guy, very next post

Black T shirt. No Aggie gear. Undercover in enemy territory risking heckling should he be found out. This is a land where nobody cares if you can't find the gigantic stadium. Nary a Howdy! Alone on a stealthy bike. Furtive. Coiled like a cobra. Barely got out. Area scoped out; ready for larger incursion in uniform. Iraq2xvet RTB but ready! 

Yeah, I can't really see this guy covering a sector from a rolling Humvee. (I saw Generation Kill, I think that is probably closer to action than ol' Two Times up there). Congressional Medal of Ugly for this guy (Yeah, I did some time in the 'Nam by seeing Full Metal Jacket.)

[Gut Wagon 8,214]

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I get the feeling this guy wasn't a combat soldier but wants to sound as though he's on a recon in enemy territory.

Same guy, very next post

Black T shirt. No Aggie gear. Undercover in enemy territory risking heckling should he be found out. This is a land where nobody cares if you can't find the gigantic stadium. Nary a Howdy! Alone on a stealthy bike. Furtive. Coiled like a cobra. Barely got out. Area scoped out; ready for larger incursion in uniform. Iraq2xvet RTB but ready! 

Yeah, I can't really see this guy covering a sector from a rolling Humvee. (I saw Generation Kill, I think that is probably closer to action than ol' Two Times up there). Congressional Medal of Ugly for this guy (Yeah, I did some time in the 'Nam by seeing Full Metal Jacket.)

[GreenspointTexas 9,933]

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

 

Omg.

[CurlyDumps 4,618]

love how the guy builds up his story with "I didn't wanna go at first, but..." Then proceeds to share his riveting black op in captivating detail. "Rode my bike there, bought a beer, left. Oh and there was a line for Pitbull."

[General Specific 3,484]

when hear an aggy similar to this, I picture this guy:

[Vertigo 20,461]

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Welcome to yokelville where homophobia increases your manful manliness quotient.

This guy adds an astute observation.

I get the feeling this guy wasn't a combat soldier but wants to sound as though he's on a recon in enemy territory.

Same guy, very next post

Black T shirt. No Aggie gear. Undercover in enemy territory risking heckling should he be found out. This is a land where nobody cares if you can't find the gigantic stadium. Nary a Howdy! Alone on a stealthy bike. Furtive. Coiled like a cobra. Barely got out. Area scoped out; ready for larger incursion in uniform. Iraq2xvet RTB but ready! 

Yeah, I can't really see this guy covering a sector from a rolling Humvee. (I saw Generation Kill, I think that is probably closer to action than ol' Two Times up there). Congressional Medal of Ugly for this guy (Yeah, I did some time in the 'Nam by seeing Full Metal Jacket.)

I am sure belly crawled right past the port-a-potties, did a combat roll under the guard gate and road blocks, and skirted the walls on his way to the bud light tent. All the time prepared to call in air support in case Sip captured him and sent him to re-education camp. 

Edited July 1 by Vertigo

[Redneck Mutha 8,158]

I hope he asked a Longhorn fan for help getting to the Pitbull concert and they gave him wrong directions.

[JesusSweatDuck 18,045]

They're big mad and I'm loving it

[Gut Wagon 8,214]

I fail to see the problem here. Every fanbase wants its teams to dominate. We're just open about it.

[RomaVicta 30,497]

A lot of chips on peoples' shoulders in response to a simple little video celebrating coming to the SEC.

It's okay. We'll knock 'em off.

They really need to stop listening to Aggies.

[Park Gothic 5,342]

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

They're big mad and I'm loving it

It's impressive that they managed to be offended by that video. Not surprising, given their ability to be offended by anything, but still impressive. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,045]

5 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

It's impressive that they managed to be offended by that video. Not surprising, given their ability to be offended by anything, but still impressive. 

Tenn fans are being just as big of bitches.  Kinda funny, but I didn't expect them to be so much like aggy

[nnm 37,737]

 

[Post Oak 20,550]

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

First reply

 

[RollLeft 5,088]

 

9 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

 

[CurlyDumps 4,618]

sips just don't understand how to do a proper, respectful welcome video.

https://streamable.com/zdou1v?src=player-page-share

You're supposed to embarrass yourself & bring that big cuck energy. So much so that eventually you'll be trying to scrub the video from the internet and pretending it doesn't exist.

Edited July 1 by CurlyDumps

[Deej 77,665]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

Wow!

[TexMexBuddha 994]

Wow!

ElkoSZN's tagline says it all

[Foosters 18,223]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

They're big mad and I'm loving it

 

[Getafix 29,373]

 

Lulz ... they should call it Hall of 1-time CWS Finalist ... 

 

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8,158]

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... they should call it "Hall of 1-time CWS Finalist that was due entirely to Coach Earley!!" 

 

 

 

fifa

[Deej 77,665]

14 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

Jimbo still gets that look every month when his check arrives. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,045]

Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

[Pato del Muerto 53,329]

So the idea is hey let’s use the strategy that got two atomic bombs dropped on Japan?

[Beau Vine 55,815]

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

sips just don't understand how to do a proper, respectful welcome video.

https://streamable.com/zdou1v?src=player-page-share

You're supposed to embarrass yourself & bring that big cuck energy. So much so that eventually you'll be trying to scrub the video from the internet and pretending it doesn't exist.

I've seen this 100 times, and I still bust out laughing at this guy every time:

[utee94 16,065]

If he's proposing that ags finally shut up and leave us alone, then I'm all in.  Great strategy, keep it up!  Punish us some more!

 

[Hank_Hill 19,750]

33 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

When they turn their backs on us at listeria field it won’t be lame as fuck because now it’s Mokusatzu which sounds really cool 

Edited July 1 by Hank_Hill

[derp 845]

13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

[Foosters 18,223]

Oh shit

we're like two steps away from aggy kamikazes

[Knoxtnhorn 6,262]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Tenn fans are being just as big of bitches.  Kinda funny, but I didn't expect them to be so much like aggy

Try living in Knoxville for 20 years.  Par for the course.

[Armybrat 41,314]

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

A lot of chips on peoples' shoulders in response to a simple little video celebrating coming to the SEC.

It's okay. We'll knock 'em off.

They really need to stop listening to Aggies.

They should know by now that the propaganda spread by the Aggies  is bullshit. 
Of course there will always be hate for the Great State of Texas from those tiny dick SEC hillbillies.

[mdleast 8,491]

Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

[Horn117 650]

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I've seen this 100 times, and I still bust out laughing at this guy every time:

[Scholz 12,300]

It’s inappropriate to point out their hypocrisy guys. Have some class. Schloss leaving TCU and Elko leaving Duke in the same manner simply don’t count.

[utfan87 413]

Which one of you made this? Lmao 

[Shaddie 1,684]

50 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

Only thing I got out of his post is it’s ok to hit BCS with a nuke. 
 

Finally get to rid ourselves of the hemorrhoid on the brazos. 

[Born Burnt 6,229]

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I get the feeling this guy wasn't a combat soldier but wants to sound as though he's on a recon in enemy territory.

Same guy, very next post

Black T shirt. No Aggie gear. Undercover in enemy territory risking heckling should he be found out. This is a land where nobody cares if you can't find the gigantic stadium. Nary a Howdy! Alone on a stealthy bike. Furtive. Coiled like a cobra. Barely got out. Area scoped out; ready for larger incursion in uniform. Iraq2xvet RTB but ready! 

Yeah, I can't really see this guy covering a sector from a rolling Humvee. (I saw Generation Kill, I think that is probably closer to action than ol' Two Times up there). Congressional Medal of Ugly for this guy (Yeah, I did some time in the 'Nam by seeing Full Metal Jacket.)

 

Edited July 1 by Born Burnt

[Nivek 17,330]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

Congratulations to this smart aggy.  He was able to complete one paragraph of drivel before revealing his hypocrisy in the following one.  

[Redneck Mutha 8,158]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

And you can tell it's a real ag because of all the flair - a walkie-talkie emoji, "A" tag, "AG" tag, Swatch symbol and two stars.  The two stars denote Loochie promoted him to a Texags two star general for exemplary gloryhole duty.

[JesusSweatDuck 18,045]

The SEC network would probably play an aggy championship game if they had one

[Scholz 12,300]

I have an idea. Why don’t you fucking pussies cowardly flee again to a different conference?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,834]

"Name the last time the SEC posted something pro-A&M from 20 years ago."

Well got-damn, 20 years ago the Aggies sucked. They've always sucked. What is the SEC going to do, post a meat-judging highlight or a highlight of that time the A&M men's golf team finished third in the conference? 

[Deej 77,665]

32 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I have an idea. Why don’t you fucking pussies cowardly flee again to a different conference?

And add another conference championship they'll be lucky to win every 25 years?