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This is some classic Aggie stupid narration.

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1 Massive failure if we don't do something the Aggies have never achieved or come near achieving. They're going to get huge yucks if we go 11-3 with a playoff win while they thumb their nuts and wonder why in the world they hired Elko.

2 Fall short and still land way above them. It's like a would-be actor in the audience guffawing and pointing when the lead on stage stumbles for a moment. 

3 It sure as shit would for you.

4 The Aggies have magnificently maintained their high initial ranking since the magical -cough- 2020 season. They've only been ranked at the beginning of the year for a few years now.

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Explain the world to me, Yukon. 

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Guy makes a great and fresh observation about the league. I'm enlightened.

Have we ever played a decent team after OU? We played them every year after OU. I wonder if he'll ever do the easy math for that equation.

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Jack's right. It may only be the last two or three years.

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Well, maybe it is the last four yearsi after all.

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Ol' Jack ain't going down easy. 

1 Sark made the playoff. Jimbo's getting 7 mil a year not to coach A&M. Advantage A&M.

2 Yes. A&M took it so serenely. The nation was filled with admiration for their composure.

Thanks @Longhornfrenzy

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Such complete idiots. The SEC is a meat grinder every week!!!!  Why is their schedule so easy??!!  

aggy forgets that our “weak schedule” includes playing them on the road and actually brings down our strength of schedule.

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1 minute ago, Nivek said:

So have they finally gotten over their best baseball coach ever ditching them?

Of course, they upgraded with a guy who truly understands what it means to be an aggie.   Sure he has no experience as a head coach and all their other choices weren't interested, but this guy is a true aggie -  did you see the sportscoat?

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Didn’t you hear? They got basically the best coach in the nation that doesn’t currently have a Wikipedia presence. He’s pretty underground. He’s so good, nobody even knows it yet. And, he’s a snappy dresser with his press conference blazer game and all.

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2 hours ago, deft said:

Didn’t you hear? They got basically the best coach in the nation that doesn’t currently have a Wikipedia presence. He’s pretty underground. He’s so good, nobody even knows it yet. And, he’s a snappy dresser with his press conference blazer game and all.

And he’s a Yankee to boot (Indiana native)!  Nothing says redass Aggie like a Hoosier that graduated from Indiana less than 15 years ago and has been in the state of Texas a total of two years. 

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Well, there you have it. A few Aggies saying it's absolutely true with no evidence, that's enough for me. 

"TCU fans told us about it!" Open shut case.

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What about past success? Does that have any bearing on evaluation? 

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Pearls clutched? Check!

But not as much as here:

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I'll guarantee you one of those guys is molesting little girls and boys. That was some over-compensating moralism coming in hot.

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1 Oops, they're calling him Trev like he's an old buddy and straight shooter. 

2 Ol' Trev ain't gettin' excited about some loose-living shenanigans, no sirree bob.

3 A&M has always had that high standard. They fired RC right away when his wife dumped his clothes on the practice field because he was screwing his secretary. Oh wait, he's a hero to Aggies. 

 

These fucking guys.  Same ones as further above laying out the psychology. And there's another p-word. what was it?

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That's right! Projection. It's not AgBQdoublenaught's intuition; it's his experience with his fellow Aggies. Enslaved to their personal demons (traditional lies) and then doubling down on the absurd assertion that they're special and better.

LB12... what can you say? You can practically hear the clickity-click of the film projector. Textbook description of redassedness.

These guys don't have agtags. They'll probably be put on the death threat list.

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That last hi-lit line is kinda of what Texans were many decades ago. Mind your own business. A&M is the least classic Texas place in the state. Frankly, I don't know who were are now.

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1 hour ago, deft said:


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No, Little Rock Ag realizes his current location is a Garden of Eden compared to B/CS. 
Throwing made up shade at Big Brother Bevo is his crude attempt to prop up his delusions.

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21 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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I believe we've flipped several of their commits. Nobody cares about your histrionics.

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LB12 is on this thread, too. He gets the whole narcism (sic) thing.

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He hurts his team. That's why he hasn't won it all. He owned our asses at TCU and came within one game of winning the whole thing last season, but that's not really quite enough at a championship engine like Texas A&M University of Texas! Well, back to humping little boys! HOWDY!

 

I'll just append this. No commentary needed:

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So now they have convinced themselves that they somehow won because one of four coaches stayed for a massive promotion and they had to pour a ton of NIL into their current roster to keep them from leaving? When are they going to make the statue?

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On 7/5/2024 at 11:27 AM, Nivek said:

So have they finally gotten over their best baseball coach ever ditching them?

They can’t….their season of glory has to go on the wall…for years and years to come…Schloss is a part of this!

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So now they have convinced themselves that they somehow won because one of four coaches stayed for a massive promotion and they had to pour a ton of NIL into their current roster to keep them from leaving? When are they going to make the statue?

Put it on the wall.
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So they swung and missed on Vitello, Kevin O'Sullivan, Jay Johnson, and Brian O'Connor, for a guy who has only been an assistant for 7 years, but I'm sure those other scrubs who have made their programs successful are nobodies compared to...a first time HC. 

They didn't strike out on proven coaches, they just ran out of interviews. 

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12 hours ago, Updawg said:

Isn’t everyone in Austin into strippers with wild monkeys, dildos and homeless orgies? I thought was common sense and why everyone moves here and it’s so expensive now.

Dude, you just let the secret out. Now everyone’s going to move there. 

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2 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Didn't Saban just say it is all about NIL for the players now even after they just lost a close one to play for the NC. Yet it is terrible for us to have to lean on NIL?

Saban knew he was proper fucked in the NIL era, and left before his legacy got tarnished 

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11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Oh no! It's in our state amid two new members and us! Sinister plot with felatio!

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It will be sad to see the SEC Conference Championship Game sparsely populated:

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I don't know about low attendance. This guy flew all the way from Appalachian State in North Carolina to watch a regular season SEC game.

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Dipshit from ag school doesn't know what a steer is. 

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