Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[MAUFRAIS 6642]

Looked through Dave Campbell’s. I bet the behind the scenes picture of the cover shoot was annoying to aggy.

[Carl Spackler 3505]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Make this make sense 

Can't -- it's aggy.  

[Chopper 17289]

Going by the statistically established estimate that for every 1 like of a post, 100 others agree with that post but don't "like" it, 1700 txumags had spoken out in favor of being able to post dick pics on their football board at the time of this screenshot. 

Edited July 31 by Chopper

[Fondren & Main 6742]

24 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Going by the statistically established estimate that for every 1 like of a post, 100 others agree with that post but don't "like" it, 1700 txumags had spoken out in favor of being able to post dick pics on their football board at the time of this screenshot. 

I’m guessing he’s talking about pussy.  And, if that’s the case, then it may be the most intelligent post by an aggy in the history of the universe.

[Park Gothic 5084]

9 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’m guessing he’s talking about pussy.  And, if that’s the case, then it may be the most intelligent post by an aggy in the history of the universe.

See, I just assumed that "Gary" posted his own version of Goatsee. 

[RomaVicta 30032]

Fake letter season begins?

[Pato del Muerto 52618]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Going by the statistically established estimate that for every 1 like of a post, 100 others agree with that post but don't "like" it, 1700 txumags had spoken out in favor of being able to post dick pics on their football board at the time of this screenshot. 

 

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’m guessing he’s talking about pussy.  And, if that’s the case, then it may be the most intelligent post by an aggy in the history of the universe.

 

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

See, I just assumed that "Gary" posted his own version of Goatsee. 

It was a butthole

[texifornia 57166]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Fake letter season begins?

I mean, that sounds like the world's most boring old boomer - he has an RV, wants an "old folks bar," called the transportation office on a real phone. I bet he and his friends really will love the cult experience and hanging out with a bunch of 55 year old insurance adjusters versus a normal college gameday.

[Park Gothic 5084]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It was a butthole

Spoiler

 

[Burt Macklin 19053]

 

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: “Right now I wouldn’t totally write him off though.”

[nnm 36674]

31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Fake letter season begins?

Ah, the fan fiction has started early this offseason. 

Edited July 31 by nnm

[Herpa Derpa 6132]

43 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

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That's a penis.

[Hookem2147 21365]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Fake letter season begins?

More interested in what they recommended as the "don't miss" local establishments

[DigglerontheHoof 21255]

College Station..."the best place ever", said no one ever. 

[RomaVicta 30032]

54 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

More interested in what they recommended as the "don't miss" local establishments

The best of Anywhere, USA!

It's like never leaving home!

 

[RomaVicta 30032]

Ahhh, Olin.

 

He jumps right in with insight and eloquence:

His illumination of the obvious using the Godfather goes on for another four paragraphs.

Okay. We should watch muscles. Thanks, Olin.

 

I wonder what he thinks stigma means

Hmmmm. You may be right, Olin.

 

Fresh take. Now, bring it on home, baby.

Edited August 1 by RomaVicta

[AeroHorn 754]

Roma’s dissection of Olin’s 8th grader-level 3-page-minimum essay writings reminds me of Scipio’s analysis of aggy AD missives (Wednesday something) on hornfans (or barking carnival?)

[Vertigo 20336]

14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Ahhh, Olin.

 

He jumps right in with insight and eloquence:

His illumination of the obvious using the Godfather goes on for another four paragraphs.

Okay. We should watch muscles. Thanks, Olin.

 

I wonder what he thinks stigma means

Hmmmm. You may be right, Olin.

 

Fresh take. Now, bring it on home, baby.

We all know how successfully teams can build their OL up in a single offseason through the portal. This is a tried and true method that they should continue. 

[Armybrat 40920]

Olin = Fredo.

[billfromlaketravis 11540]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Ahhh, Olin.

 

He jumps right in with insight and eloquence:

His illumination of the obvious using the Godfather goes on for another four paragraphs.

Okay. We should watch muscles. Thanks, Olin.

 

I wonder what he thinks stigma means

Hmmmm. You may be right, Olin.

 

Fresh take. Now, bring it on home, baby.

Please change thread title to : Watch the Muscles 

[utee94 15868]

[Pato del Muerto 52618]

They’re strong to the finish ‘cause they eats their spinach

[DigglerontheHoof 21255]

Olin has figured out that strength is one of the key physical attributes offensive linemen require.   Dude's a genius. 

 

 

[SimkinsMan 4421]

Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Ahhh, Olin.

 

He jumps right in with insight and eloquence:

His illumination of the obvious using the Godfather goes on for another four paragraphs.

Okay. We should watch muscles. Thanks, Olin.

 

I wonder what he thinks stigma means

Hmmmm. You may be right, Olin.

 

Fresh take. Now, bring it on home, baby.

Moe Green did wind up having an eye out for the Corleones.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Ahhh, Olin.

 

He jumps right in with insight and eloquence:

His illumination of the obvious using the Godfather goes on for another four paragraphs.

Okay. We should watch muscles. Thanks, Olin.

 

I wonder what he thinks stigma means

Hmmmm. You may be right, Olin.

 

Fresh take. Now, bring it on home, baby.

This sounds like it comes from from a kid writing college applications for whom aggy is a reach school (is such a thing even possible?). Fucking breathtaking

Edited August 1 by TotallyLegit

[RomaVicta 30032]

5 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

This sounds like it comes from from a kid writing college applications for whom aggy is a reach school (is such a thing even possible?). Fucking breathtaking

He landed in a great gig for a "writer" of his caliber.

He covered HS football at a real paper, the AAS. He washes ashore in College Station and takes a beat position with TexAgs where he churns out template stories of the type you saw in sports pages 40 years ago.

He then has his one brilliant move. "I'll drive to Austin right now and ask Schlossnagle the hard questions!"

I assume that's made him an Aggie legend granting him job security pumping up the Aggies and damning the devils in Austin. He's overachieved, I suppose.

[Deej 76952]

2 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.

They got to work on both of them, though.

 

[RomaVicta 30032]

 Olin baby!

Let's check in on the metaphor.

Meyer's a smart guy. You can't go wrong quoting a famous coach. Just like baseball. Let's see how it goes.

[After five paragraphs of statistical evidence to prove that national champions almost always have good defenses. I'm glad somebody finally looked into that.]

Ouch. Olin isn't bright, but he is dogged. And he always brings it home to the opening metaphor.

Even if it's not like baseball!

[Hookem2147 21365]

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Edited August 2 by Hookem2147

[deft 6886]

That just seems like the ramblings of Lloyd bridges in hot shots or something of the like.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 Olin baby!

Let's check in on the metaphor.

Meyer's a smart guy. You can't go wrong quoting a famous coach. Just like baseball. Let's see how it goes.

[After five paragraphs of statistical evidence to prove that national champions almost always have good defenses. I'm glad somebody finally looked into that.]

Ouch. Olin isn't bright, but he is dogged. And he always brings it home to the opening metaphor.

Even if it's not like baseball!

I'm just glad he avoided confusion about whether Urban Meyer spoke at the Securities and Exchange Commission Media Days.

I also can't help but chuckle that Olin wrote an article with a premise of needing to be strong up the middle, and then in the same article, he quoted the coach he essentially works for expressing disagreement with that same premise.

Edited August 2 by TotallyLegit

[PilotsError 2324]

For twenty years every time I see the name Olin Buchanan I think of Oil Can Harry's.  

[MirrOlure 14851]

[Tex Pete 20522]

8 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

For twenty years every time I see the name Olin Buchanan I think of Oil Can Harry's.  

Reminiscing?

[Deej 76952]

14 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Reminiscing?

2004 was an adventurous year for Tex Pete. 

[RomaVicta 30032]

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

For twenty years every time I see the name Olin Buchanan I think of Oil Can Harry's.  

I'm reminded of the days years ago when I spent more time on TexAgs. Of course they claim we're all limp wristed homosexuals as though it's a profound insult. What was amusing to me was how many of them could apparently name every gay bar in Austin when they heaped their manly manful insults on Longhorns.

Oil Can Harry's always led the list, but they could name others that were unknown to me. I asked them once how they knew them so well. Queerly, none of them answered.

[Deej 76952]

The Dixie Chicken is a gay bar.

[Longhornfrenzy 5858]

[ousux 5602]

 
Funny that below says...
Glen Gaspard and "The Texas Wrecking Crew" gunning for six in a row

I kept all 3 issues of DCTF with my name in them for years and years, then at some point my mom (not understanding the significance) either tossed them or sold them in a yard sale or something.

My fault for not taking them with me, but still...ffs mom!

[TankedBevo 2486]

On 7/31/2024 at 2:35 PM, RomaVicta said:

The best of Anywhere, USA!

It's like never leaving home!

 

Goddamn this is the suburban wasteland wall of shame. 

[linux 1662]

Add another one to the pile: What a selfish question

[linux 1662]

Also they were hiding insider info on Schloss upgrading his job.

[ousux 5602]

Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.

Striated glutes is where I pull out the white surrender flag. If they get those we're done

[futureman 22553]

On 7/30/2024 at 2:03 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

My dad basically cornered Elko at a 12 game (b team) where Elko was watching his untalented kid play and proceeded to ask him a bunch of questions basically that amounted to why did aggy, jimbo and probably him suck so badly at football.  Dad told me about said conversation and it was super cringey. But not as bad as dad is now.  The end. 

I’m still at a loss, here.  Why cringey?  Your old man busting Elko’s balls about A&M sucking as a program sounds pretty awesome. 

[futureman 22553]

On 7/30/2024 at 8:08 AM, closetojumping said:

After the Schlossnagle Maneuver, they announced to the parents of their organization that no players on their rosters were allowed to visit or talk to Texas.

funny, but ridiculous and false. 

[billfromlaketravis 11540]

Looch chest bumping Olin into attending the Schloss presser remains the best 10 minutes in recent TexAgs history. I was on the train in Denver and laughing my ass off. The perfect blend. 

[HtownHorn 14788]

I love how every year they fall for the same shit when it comes to recruiting in the early months.

[Vertigo 20336]

On 7/31/2024 at 1:35 PM, RomaVicta said:

The best of Anywhere, USA!

It's like never leaving home!

 

What in the shitty margarita is this?

[Sejjr 3246]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

What in the shitty margarita is this?

It’s a highway exit sign.