Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 29902]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

What in the shitty margarita is this?

In the fake Aggie letter seeking help on the writer's first visit to the greatest game day experience in the world, it was asked what were the best restaurants in College Station. The image was my response.

It's a Shitty Margaritaville of soulless chain restaurants

Edited August 3 by RomaVicta

[Nivek 16920]

I kept all 3 issues of DCTF with my name in them for years and years, then at some point my mom (not understanding the significance) either tossed them or sold them in a yard sale or something.

My fault for not taking them with me, but still...ffs mom!

Living at home is such a drag…..

[Tex Long 4382]

11 hours ago, ousux said:

On 8/1/2024 at 3:03 PM, SimkinsMan said:

Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.

Striated glutes is where I pull out the white surrender flag. If they get those we're done

Are we not doing 'phrasing' now?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and PM now this.

[closetojumping 62553]

Listen, what in the fuck did Outback Steakhouse ever do to you people to deserve this kind of derision?

[MIkeHoncho 1908]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, what in the fuck did Outback Steakhouse ever do to you people to deserve this kind of derision?

find me a better bloomin' onion!.   Seriously, I fuckin love those things. 

[Tylerocks 2553]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, what in the fuck did Outback Steakhouse ever do to you people to deserve this kind of derision?

I've never been, but I have a friend that swears their wings are some of the best restaurtant wings out there.

[tejas60 3532]

19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 Queerly, none of them answered.

Bravo!

[futureman 22444]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, what in the fuck did Outback Steakhouse ever do to you people to deserve this kind of derision?

Outback is great for non-steak. 

[closetojumping 62553]

1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

I've never been, but I have a friend that swears their wings are some of the best restaurtant wings out there.

I worked there during college. I’ve always thought their wings were about as straightforward and terrific as you can find. 

Outside of their steaks, most of their food is still damned good in my opinion. Hell, their prime rib is still just fine too. 

[Butch Had Not 2969]

38 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I worked there during college. I’ve always thought their wings were about as straightforward and terrific as you can find. 

Outside of their steaks, most of their food is still damned good in my opinion. Hell, their prime rib is still just fine too. 

When I worked at OB, my favorite food hack was getting the dirty Mac.

My favorite though was the Queensland c&s. Not the best quality wise but rich and hit the right notes.

[6th Street 6390]

I worked at Outback one summer in high school. Will never forgot how after about 15 mins the cheese fries would harden up into a large coagulated pile of fat and grease. 

[PilotsError 2286]

that sounds delicious.  

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I worked at Outback one summer in high school. Will never forgot how after about 15 mins the cheese fries would harden up into a large coagulated pile of fat and grease. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

23 hours ago, ousux said:

I kept all 3 issues of DCTF with my name in them for years and years, then at some point my mom (not understanding the significance) either tossed them or sold them in a yard sale or something.

My fault for not taking them with me, but still...ffs mom!

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

[derp 755]

24 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

[closetojumping 62553]

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

I worked at Outback one summer in high school. Will never forgot how after about 15 mins the cheese fries would harden up into a large coagulated pile of fat and grease. 

Who in the fuck lets delicious cheese fries sit around? Much less for 15 minutes?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

What the fuck is their weird boner for facilities, facilities, facilities?

[TKthunder2 4985]

Damn, can we haz geographics?

[derp 755]

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Who in the fuck lets delicious cheese fries sit around? Much less for 15 minutes?

Having worked in the service industry, I’m not even sure where to start. The moving Waiting is a documentary that keeps it clean.

[tejas60 3532]

47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Who in the fuck lets delicious cheese fries sit around? Much less for 15 minutes?

That's what they do in your belly after 15 minutes, too. 

[RomaVicta 29902]

Holy shit!

  

 

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Ok, that covers number one of four. Let's check out number 2 once we've digested number one. Okay, ready? Good!

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Boy, that's a lot of insight to take in. I may have to take a nap before proceeding.

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On to point number 4. One trivial Aggie thing is that he announces 4 points then uses letters to distinguish them. It's the little things.

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In summary:

A. Get really good players.

B. Get really really good players. Players with pop!

C. Get really really really good players. Impact players!

D. Ummm, be like Vanilla Ice and get it done. 

We better alert Sark that A&M has additional strategies besides having players practice, lift weights, and be cultured.

Doom.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Who in the fuck lets delicious cheese fries sit around? Much less for 15 minutes?

Cheese Louise. 15 min.  You gouda be kidding me it wouldn’t last 5 min around me 

[HtownHorn 14663]

Lulz, thinking both their OTs are going to play in the NFL. Neither are. Zuhn and Fatherlee are awful and will get exposed in week one against ND.

[nnm 36348]

21 hours ago, ousux said:

On 8/1/2024 at 3:03 PM, SimkinsMan said:

Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.

Striated glutes is where I pull out the white surrender flag. If they get those we're done

If you’re seeing Aggie players’ striated glutes, then, well, I don’t know, but it’s not good. 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

That dude said it was the best roster he’s ever seen.  🤣

[ousux 5597]

If you’re seeing Aggie players’ striated glutes, then, well, I don’t know, but it’s not good. 

With information minister Looch in charge, no need to see it for myself. I'm sure he will report every new ripple of aggy muscle.

[linux 1660]

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What the fuck is their weird boner for facilities, facilities, facilities?

The spent a literal fortune on things that mattered pre 2022, and now are stuck with those white elephants while NIL is #1 right now. 

[Not a Sock 2311]

23 hours ago, ousux said:

On 8/1/2024 at 3:03 PM, SimkinsMan said:

Look, I'm not going to become really skeered of Aggy until they start to get muscular forearms. If that happens, we're burnt toast, baby.

Striated glutes is where I pull out the white surrender flag. If they get those we're done

We’re done? I can’t even imagine the absolute ass beating Texas would lay down on aggy if they trotted out a team with striated glutes at 2% body fat.  They would be so physically cooked and mentally fucked from the process to get that lean.

[ousux 5597]

We’re done? I can’t even imagine the absolute ass beating Texas would lay down on aggy if they trotted out a team with striated glutes at 2% body fat.  They would be so physically cooked and mentally fucked from the process to get that lean.

I know sarcasm is rare and almost unheard of on surly, but (time for loin girding here) it can and does appear from time to time.

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

That dude said it was the best roster he’s ever seen.  🤣

He said best roster he's ever scene... Don't give him a pass on that one

[linux 1660]

[RomaVicta 29902]

4 hours ago, linux said:

The spent a literal fortune on things that mattered pre 2022, and now are stuck with those white elephants while NIL is #1 right now. 

Facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities is one of those things anybody can do if they have the money. In their heads, it provides an off the field victory that they can crow about. Somebody else might think, "you know, that quarter of a bil we spent on facilities didn't really bring in any revenue or elevate the program. Maybe we should rethink our investment strategy."

Not the redass Aggies. "Our facilities are second to none, but we're still lagging on recruiting, performance on the field, and ROI. What do we learn from this? We learn that we just haven't spent enough on our facilities to get the guaranteed results gold-plating always brings. HOWDY!"

They like it because their teams will ever be mediocre and irrelevant, but they can brag about their facilities. It's like their claim about halftimes being contests that they never lose. No scoring. No judging. No records. Their favorite situation for claiming victories.

[The Gimp 346]

6 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What the fuck is their weird boner for facilities, facilities, facilities?

They don’t have championships, championships, championships?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

7 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

They don’t have championships, championships, championships?

"Hey, check out our smoothie bar! Yes, it's currently setting where a trophy should, but look how nice it looks! Don't worry about the lack of trophies, just worry about joining the cult, er, I mean team."

[futureman 22444]

30 minutes ago, linux said:

[Darth Tron 1122]

9 hours ago, linux said:

Somebody get this on MBG, posthaste.

[derp 755]

9 hours ago, linux said:

Feels like a cut out of the old Super Fans skits.

2012 A&M vs a Hurricane -> A&M of course.

What if it was a hurricane named JFF?

*pause*

 

 

[linux 1660]

Somebody posted the highlights of their Cotton Bowl vs #11 OU and honestly I don't see the fucking hype for that team, like literally sandlot football, teams had trouble adjusting but the year later they went 9-4 when other teams did adjust. Honestly I can think of 5 Texas teams in the 21st century that could easily beat them just as long as they had good tape of them.

[Scholz 11938]

aggy can’t win in real life so they have to resort to ridiculous hypotheticals and fake titles on their wall.

[Hagbard Celine 10850]

17 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What the fuck is their weird boner for facilities, facilities, facilities?

can someone post a pic or pics of something they have that is clearly superior to other "facilities" at other schools?

[Hagbard Celine 10850]

15 hours ago, linux said:

The spent a literal fortune on things that mattered pre 2022, and now are stuck with those white elephants while NIL is #1 right now. 

everyone has a new locker room

everyone has a new weight room

everyone has a new theatre

everyone has new position rooms, multimedia centers, offices, etc.

do they have a secret basement, like the underground meth lab in breaking bad?  is that where the best sheep are kept?

[Hagbard Celine 10850]

11 hours ago, linux said:

8 October 2005

Colorado 41

aggy 20

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

In their hypothetical, is VY still sick and told not to run?  And, we did score 40 in that game so who did they shut down?

Edited August 4 by Pato del Muerto

[deft 6837]

Instead of comparing 2005 usc to ancient armed forces of the past and pondering who would have won (Pete Carrol’s vs the mongols, Pete Carrol’s vs visigoths, Pete Carrol’s vs the Roman army, etc)…….nobody ever took the time to consider the future.

A much more dominant force was on our doorstep. College football would forever be altered by 2012 aggy football. People are still talking about that….checks notes…9-4 season.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

2012 aggy. Iff drops back throws a prayer evens catches it.  That’s their offense.   2005,2008,2009,2023 texas would skull fuck 2012 aggy up and and down the field and that games highlights would be used for every sexual assault prevention video 

[RomaVicta 29902]

Also, as has been pointed out many times, A&M took a Big 12 offense and team to the SEC which was still largely hostile to passing the ball. The SEC was surprised by the offense and JM eluding their rush complicated their adjustment. There would be no element of surprise in the Big 12 whose defenses were ready.

Manziel was fun as shit to watch. A&M turbo-hyperventilation over him was funny to watch.

[RomaVicta 29902]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

everyone has a new locker room

everyone has a new weight room

everyone has a new theatre

everyone has new position rooms, multimedia centers, offices, etc.

do they have a secret basement, like the underground meth lab in breaking bad?  is that where the best sheep are kept?

One can't expect Aggies to grasp the law of diminishing returns.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Also, as has been pointed out many times, A&M took a Big 12 offense and team to the SEC which was still largely hostile to passing the ball. The SEC was surprised by the offense and JM eluding their rush complicated their adjustment. There would be no element of surprise in the Big 12 whose defenses were ready.

Manziel was fun as shit to watch. A&M turbo-hyperventilation over him was funny to watch.

But they smoked Oklahoma so ifso fatso

[msucolt45 4055]

Instead of comparing 2005 usc to ancient armed forces of the past and pondering who would have won (Pete Carrol’s vs the mongols, Pete Carrol’s vs visigoths, Pete Carrol’s vs the Roman army, etc)…….nobody ever took the time to consider the future.

A much more dominant force was on our doorstep. College football would forever be altered by 2012 aggy football. People are still talking about that….checks notes…9-4 season.

Two of those nine wins also include games against FCS schools. The year JM won the Heisman.

Hook’em!!!