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They like to pretend they're badasses, but, when it comes down to it, they say shit like they hadn't trained to fight in the Colorado altitude. Or they pull a sword on a cheerleader. 

Or they build an absurdly large bonfire incorrectly and kill a bunch of their own students and tell themselves the whole fiasco is somehow heroic.

I dislike them.

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11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They like to pretend they're badasses, but, when it comes down to it, they say shit like they hadn't trained to fight in the Colorado altitude. Or they pull a sword on a cheerleader. 

Or they build an absurdly large bonfire incorrectly and kill a bunch of their own students and tell themselves the whole fiasco is somehow heroic.

I dislike them.

they'll also tear down their own damn fence to show us sips.

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Good call, Ags.

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LB12Diamond has gone from asking to asserting. Too bad Blue has no history since HS.

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It's nice to get salty advice from a legendary program of the SECSECSEC like the Aggies. We're just rookies. They're veterans of The League. Badasses one and all. Manly. HOWDY!

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31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Good call, Ags.

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LB12Diamond has gone from asking to asserting. Too bad Blue has no history since HS.

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It's nice to get salty advice from a legendary program of the SECSECSEC like the Aggies. We're just rookies. They're veterans of The League. Badasses one and all. Manly. HOWDY!

Have you seen all of the RBs they've put into the league, bro? Clearly they're the cream of the crop. They KNOW what it takes in a RB to get through a season. Just look at <checks notes> Le'Veon Moss' 484 yards, or Rueben Owens 385 yards @ 3.8 ypc, or Amari Daniels 532 yards? Those are the type of numbers REAL SEC teams put up. 

Rough, tough, real stuff, Broseph. 

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It's nice to get salty advice from a legendary program of the SECSECSEC like the Aggies. We're just rookies. They're veterans of The League. Badasses one and all. Manly. HOWDY!

We won’t be road bumps like them. They can’t understand.

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11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Aw fuck we're charred to a crisp by this sick burn

 

Includes a picture of where they're available.

Gig 'em and get 'em at Kroger!

We have good Ags in the parking lot to give you directions to the store!

HOWDY!

 

Apparently, it's the Kroger located at the base of W. Mount Houston. 

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I think most of the rest of the CFB world doesn't know yet about the new aggy AD stance on information and how much pravada control is going on regarding A&M injuries..

What I am more curious about is do the boards get in trouble for talking about reporting from Texas boards and how much injury news will now get traded to the UT guys so they can report on the report to try and skate the AD reprisals..

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this new embargo on injury news is going to create comedy on a weekly basis

1. injury happens

2. ministry announces reprisals and sanctions in advance of leakage

3. national media reports injury

4. ?

5. gus fring memorial underground sheep harem takes a pounding

6. ministry declares imminent natty resulting from culling of the injured who just weren't sec ready

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