Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Wishbone 4,782]

Why do these idiots think they were second in this recruitment? I get they were a favorite early on but that was then. Had he chosen anyone besides Texas it would have been LSU. They’ve been 3rd at best in this one for a while now. (yeah, aggy, etc.. etc.)

Edited August 25 by Wishbone

[Park Gothic 5,068]

[Etexhorn13 3,053]

Need the screenshots from when someone posts the quote about how If it wasn’t us it would’ve been USC or LSU

[Longhornfrenzy 5,841]

27 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Why do these idiots think they were second in this recruitment? I get they were a favorite early on but that was then. Had he chosen anyone besides Texas it would have been LSU. They’ve been 3rd at best in this one for a while now. (yeah, aggy, etc.. etc.)

Because Brauninger from texags kept telling the sheep they were neck & neck. That'll be $18.00 a month please. They will gladly pay the money to be fed a bunch of bullshit 

Just now, Etexhorn13 said:

Need the screenshots from when someone posts the quote about how If it wasn’t us it would’ve been USC or LSU

They haven't seen it yet

[Park Gothic 5,068]

12 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

They haven't seen it yet

BRB creating a texags acct

[Deej 76,920]

Yeah, we're screwed when Ewers leaves. Our QB room is in shambles.

 

[BigHornedLurker 1,968]

 

These dumb mother fuckers , we have Arch and multiple 5* QBs waiting ,learning, and getting ready. 

Even if we don't win the big one , making another playoff run our first season in the SEC while they are 8-4 is going to knock them into the cellar 

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

a muck

[ousux 5,602]

Wonder how long until they reach the end of the one logic train and say they shouldn’t bother recruiting hs kids, and save all of their time, money, and attention on portal adds that have proven themselves at the D1 level. 

I like the thinking of the dude that would rather shift focus to baseball.

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

49 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yeah, we're screwed when Ewers leaves. Our QB room is in shambles.

 

Imagine hanging your hat on "we sucked with our good recruits, so they won't do anything with theirs"

[Hank_Hill 18,894]

Trey Owens would start for them next year

[HtownHorn 14,779]

We are now one spot ahead of them in both On3 and 247. With Ffrench likely committing next week, that will further put them in our rear view.

[Getafix 28,795]

 

 

Texas A&M Recruiting 2026:  Oh, no! We run a muck again!

 

 

[Hookem2147 21,355]

[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

Does he not know that there was football played today?

[Hank_Hill 18,894]

Brauny triggered by the fat shaming…cuz fat

[HellesBier 189]

How poor are some of you to talk shit over people paying $18 a month for shit. I pay a lot more for a lot less on shit that I only remember when i regretfully look at banking statements after my card has been compromised from a Cuban stealing my credit card at a strip club.

[TKthunder2 4,997]

 

Going back 15 years 2025-2011 per 247 Texas had better classes 9 times in: 11, 12, 15, 16, 18, 19, 23, 24, and currently 25

aggy had better classes 6 times:

2013 & 2014 (FUPM>Strong transition class along with aggy getting a post move SEC and JFF heisman bump)

2017 (Strong>Herman transition class)

2020-2022 (Herman>Sark transition, Jimbo post Orange Bowl win and the bagman’s last hurrah)

[Hank_Hill 18,894]

34 minutes ago, HellesBier said:

How poor are some of you to talk shit over people paying $18 a month for shit. I pay a lot more for a lot less on shit that I only remember when i regretfully look at banking statements after my card has been compromised from a Cuban stealing my credit card at a strip club.

Worst attempt at a humble brag of the year?

[HellesBier 189]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Worst attempt at a humble brag of the year?

humble brag or more like just an admittance of being an absolute idiot wildcard that would just rather not look at my bank statements out of sheer embarrassment ?

Edited August 25 by HellesBier

[Focht Up 631]

Ok a chicken vs the egg question for yall: 

Does becoming an aggy cause you to become an idiot?  Or are you an idiot when you decide you want to be an aggy?

[nineliveslost 2,796]

43 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Ok a chicken vs the egg question for yall: 

Does becoming an aggy cause you to become an idiot?  Or are you an idiot when you decide you want to be an aggy?

Both

[Bevo14 8,378]

8 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

Imagine hanging your hat on "we sucked with our good recruits, so they won't do anything with theirs"

aggy logic at its finest

[Hookem10 760]

3 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Ok a chicken vs the egg question for yall: 

Does becoming an aggy cause you to become an idiot?  Or are you an idiot when you decide you want to be an aggy?

yes

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

LOL.  My two favorite thus far:

1. "We've had a higher recruiting class for, what, the last 15 years?"

2. "Kids can flip.  Look at Tyanthony Smith last year."

/I don't think those words mean what you want them to mean

[Bigpoppapump 532]

7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

 

Going back 15 years 2025-2011 per 247 Texas had better classes 9 times in: 11, 12, 15, 16, 18, 19, 23, 24, and currently 25

aggy had better classes 6 times:

2013 & 2014 (FUPM>Strong transition class along with aggy getting a post move SEC and JFF heisman bump)

2017 (Strong>Herman transition class)

2020-2022 (Herman>Sark transition, Jimbo post Orange Bowl win and the bagman’s last hurrah)

Do you even Liucci 44?

[Tex Pete 20,484]

3 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Ok a chicken vs the egg question for yall: 

Does becoming an aggy cause you to become an idiot?  Or are you an idiot when you decide you want to be an aggy?

A little of both. Fish Camp just ensures they’re all idiots. 
 

It’s hilarious that they continually talk shit about us when we own them more than any other “rival” school in America owns their bitch. It’s also funny that they think 8-4 is a harbinger of a firing on the horizon. I mean, it is, but 8-4 is better than their historical average. It’s also why we call them Texas 8-4.  
 

Wiith their traditional shitty schedule, 8-4 is about their floor. It’s baked in. They’d be much better off if they just accepted it and did commit to becoming a baseball school. Yeah, we own them in baseball, too, but maybe there’s a chance if they spend enough money. 

1 minute ago, Bigpoppapump said:

Do you even Liucci 44?

Does Liucci?

[MAUFRAIS 6,633]

a muck

We run this muck

[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

12 hours ago, WBT said:

What is the U?  I can see it's one of their ridiculous pieces of flair and apparently it has something to do with giving to NIL?  What % does looch skim off the top?

Aggies United. I think it’s their equivalent to Texas One. Not sure if texags has their raccoon hands in it. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

12 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Why do these idiots think they were second in this recruitment? I get they were a favorite early on but that was then. Had he chosen anyone besides Texas it would have been LSU. They’ve been 3rd at best in this one for a while now. (yeah, aggy, etc.. etc.)

they are always 2nd and *JUST BARELY* lose out - they are always ahead of *EVERYONE ELSE* that was in for the kid - they are always *THE VICTIM OF FOUL PLAY* that caused the kid to sign with whoever - the ministry, olin, aggypat, they all use this formula to fill column inches that are guzzled by the sheep

[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

11 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Need the screenshots from when someone posts the quote about how If it wasn’t us it would’ve been USC or LSU

that right there is 2%er uncut heresy

11 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Because Brauninger from texags kept telling the sheep they were neck & neck. That'll be $18.00 a month please. They will gladly pay the money to be fed a bunch of bullshit

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[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

Amazing how nobody, at least nobody that they know that they wanted, has ever chosen Texas because they actually like it and want to go there.  It’s whatever dirty pool is en vogue at the time, which now that NIL isn’t dirty, includes way overpaying in an egregious affront to the normally ethical practice thereof. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

11 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Even if we don't win the big one , making another playoff run our first season in the SEC while they are 8-4 is going to knock them into the cellar 

the last 3 weeks of copium has revealed several primary themes they are trying to settle on for the click-clack

"aggy are in a nice spot" - no one knows what the fuck that means, but it's reverberating in their echochamber, and it's a safe talking point during the embargo

they are in WIN NOW crisis mode - before elk coaches his first game - i can't remember this level of desperation from any team's base, in any sport, at any level, in my life

there are others but those 2 stand out to me

conversely, they seem to be catching on to and ratcheting back their bitching about the incongruence between:

- they're schedule is easy, but not fixed

- our schedue is easy, but totally fixed

- we were a playoff team that sucked

- sec bigboy grind

- we lost ERRBODY but despite all of the above we are somehow preseason #4

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5,841]

[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

I think the win now stuff is trickle down from what they are telling donors in order to keep the money flowing.  At some point this season, when hope is lost- which may not be until loss 3 or 4, they’ll start with the year one culture change stuff that is more common for a new coaching staff. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

aggy logic at its finest

it is

it's aggbrilliant

everyone up in here has spent a long long time trying to get in to the headspace of these fucks and it's frightening that, at least for me, despite the fallacy of false association, how A+B = C + D for them

"we sucked with our studs so they will with theirs" is pure 000

[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

1. "We've had a higher recruiting class for, what, the last 15 years?"

it's like their dipshit blonde on the panel show - "they have all the money"

[closetojumping 62,870]

Some of the best aggie tropes of all time are in these recent posts. It’s glorious. 

That said, my favorite part about their new nonsense is that they think the portal is a way forward for success. Outside of a guy from BCS, they didn’t win a ton of portal battles for quality players that the big boys also wanted. The portal works if you have a program putting guys into the pros, offering immediate PT for a potential playoff team, in a great location or a historic brand. The portal is their enemy and this coming weekend starts to unveil that for many who haven’t been paying attention. Hell, yesterday featured Haynes King and Chase Lane. It’s already revealing itself as their enemy and they can’t fathom it. 

9 hours ago, HellesBier said:

How poor are some of you to talk shit over people paying $18 a month for shit. I pay a lot more for a lot less on shit that I only remember when i regretfully look at banking statements after my card has been compromised from a Cuban stealing my credit card at a strip club.

This isn’t English. 

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aggies United. I think it’s their equivalent to Texas One. Not sure if texags has their raccoon hands in it. 

It’s not officially a Texags joint, but they have their hands in it by “managing the website and tech”.  The word is that they’re skimming a non-trivial double digit percentage of all donations off the top due to “fees”. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Amazing how nobody, at least nobody that they know that they wanted, has ever chosen Texas because they actually like it and want to go there.  It’s whatever dirty pool is en vogue at the time, which now that NIL isn’t dirty, includes way overpaying in an egregious affront to the normally ethical practice thereof. 

@aggypedia

canon

[Knoxtnhorn 6,066]

Lol at the, "We're so important that, when we lose a recruit, that school's PR dept. has the recruit leave aggy out of the Top 3".

I do see we hit on almost every Bingo square...

• He's overrated.
• He's been paid off.
• Trust Elko.
• I'd rather have hungry 4 stars than cocky 5 stars.
• Look!  Ga Tech's 3 stars beat FSU's 4 and 5 stars!  We can do it too!
• He's signed with Texas so he's now a habitual liar.
• Well, Jimbo recruited high stars and look how that went.

[Longhornfrenzy 5,841]

[CashMcCoy 3,199]

I will enjoy watching Jonah Williams play football AND baseball at the University of Texas.

[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It’s not officially a Texags joint, but they have their hands in it by “managing the website and tech”.  The word is that they’re skimming a non-trivial double digit percentage of all donations off the top due to “fees”. 

Has Trev's "protection" team identified what their cut should be?

[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

"We're so important that, when we lose a recruit, that school's PR dept. has the recruit leave aggy out of the Top 3".

well done catching that

evil sip whorns!

[Pato del Muerto 52,600]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

well done catching that

evil sip whorns!

I was going to make a joke about us paying more for him to add that bit, then I saw it like 2 replies down for real. lol.  They cannot handle anyone saying anything bad.

Edited August 25 by Pato del Muerto

[closetojumping 62,870]

“a season under his belt”

That poor season. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,522]

Spoiler

18 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

Yep, runs the gamut of expected aggy reactions. 
 

- Unfounded Jonah behavioral problems.

- Elko doesn’t need 5 stars like Jonah. Just get hard working, hungry guys! (Read, white players)

- We don’t need high school recruiting! Just focus on the portal! Again, they took 27 scrubs and Scourton in the portal this past offseason. Why do they expect some kind of Lane Kiffin portal mastery in the future? 

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

"I don't trust the kid when he says his top 3 were tu, USC, and LSU. I trust our mods who say it was between us and tu and they obviously only won out because they paid him $2M/yr to go there! Those goldurn sorry dirty sips!"

[deft 6,879]

I will enjoy watching Jonah Williams play football AND baseball at the University of Texas.

BUT what about him reading to second graders on Tuesdays?? Please won’t someone think of the children….

[mdleast 8,307]

“trust Elko”