Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Chef Bezos 75]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who tf is Can Coleman? Lulz

 

I think Daddy98 was drooling on his keyboard while typing that. Then his saliva glands reloaded for the next few lines before dumping an obscene amount of drool on his keyboard on that last sentence. 

[Born Burnt 6142]

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Do you guys not have aggy friends?

[crash_davis 23040]

11 hours ago, BERT said:

Calling them weirdos is over the top slander? What a little bitch

What's funny is that she did not say who the "weirdos" are.

He answered the fucking call, though. What an insecure little bitch. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5467]

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

"Paging AgOnFire, Paging AgOnFire...

Please report to the parking lot. Management needs to fist fight you and give you a stern talking to. Your self awareness is not tolerable." 

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

Going back a page re: safeties, you'd damn well think they'd remember Caden Sterns.  One of the funnier recruitments I've ever seen. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

Brandon Jones recruitment will never be topped.

[utee94 15708]

It's remarkable that they believe the "college baseball world is on their side" and hates Schloss as they do, when in reality nobody outside of College Station or Austin has given it a second thought since June 27th.

[TKthunder2 4959]

They don’t seem to understand the difference between The Longhorn Foundation and The Texas One Fund.

They tried to lump them together under the 12th Man Foundation and had to reverse course because that entity is fully owned and operated by the aggy.

This seems rather obvious…or am I missing something.

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Brandon Jones recruitment will never be topped.

I think that's the one I may have mixed up with Sterns.  I'm speaking to the Texag (or other) org that skirted the lines of legality by making a short doc before the commitment.  Dude committed to us shortly thereafter.

[texifornia 56014]

4 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I think that's the one I may have mixed up with Sterns.  I'm speaking to the Texag (or other) org that skirted the lines of legality by making a short doc before the commitment.  Dude committed to us shortly thereafter.

That's Jones. Sterns was an LSU battle.

Edited August 26 by texifornia

[utee94 15708]

17 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

They don’t seem to understand the difference between The Longhorn Foundation and The Texas One Fund.

They tried to lump them together under the 12th Man Foundation and had to reverse course because that entity is fully owned and operated by the aggy.

This seems rather obvious…or am I missing something.

Well, it's the Longhorn Foundation that just announced it will be giving Loyalty Points to people who donate to Texas One Fund.  So in this matter they are now connected.   But it's not the LHF that is doling out cash to players-- were the ags trying to use 12th Man Foundation to provide money directly to the players?

 

Edited August 26 by utee94

[TKthunder2 4959]

25 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Well, it's the Longhorn Foundation that just announced it will be giving Loyalty Points to people who donate to Texas One Fund.  So in this matter they are now connected.   But it's not the LHF that is doling out cash to players-- were the ags trying to use 12th Man Foundation to provide money directly to the players?

 

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/texas-a-m-shuts-down-controversial-12th-man-nil-fund-after-irs-threatens-foundations-nonprofit-status/
 

Yes. The distinction was that aggy was trying to own the NIL fundraising and distribution arm, NOT just partnering with a separate entity like the Longhorn Foundation is.

[Armybrat 40527]

34 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/texas-a-m-shuts-down-controversial-12th-man-nil-fund-after-irs-threatens-foundations-nonprofit-status/
 

Yes. The distinction was that aggy was trying to own the NIL fundraising and distribution arm, NOT just partnering with a separate entity like the Longhorn Foundation is.

Well of course….. Sharp wanted his fingers directly in the till.

[Lou_Sassle 2850]

All they have to do is beat ND, their toughest game, and they're all but guaranteed to go on to win a natty!

[RollLeft 5038]

click,click,click,click,click,click,click,click,click,click,click,click,

[BigHornedLurker 1883]

I'm frankly impressed with the levels of cognitive dissonance required for Texas to beat Bama, go to the Playoffs, be a major Rival in their eyes , and yet still be glossed over and some random overrated team they are going to play. 

I'm sure Elko is looking at it more seriously, but holy hell 

[deft 6747]

Same as it always is with aggy.

[Deej 76156]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Well of course….. Sharp wanted his fingers directly in the till.

Hurricane Harvey Collective.

[speed817 18826]

3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I think that's the one I may have mixed up with Sterns.  I'm speaking to the Texag (or other) org that skirted the lines of legality by making a short doc before the commitment.  Dude committed to us shortly thereafter.

It was Jones. I have that documentary saved on my server. I want to post online somewhere without the risk of looch coming for me to take it down 🤣

[HellesBier 39]

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

It was Jones. I have that documentary saved on my server. I want to post online somewhere without the risk of looch coming for me to take it down 🤣

The "I'd Pee in Her Butt Forum" seems appropriate

[MirrOlure 14430]

I'm frankly impressed with the levels of cognitive dissonance required for Texas to beat Bama, go to the Playoffs, be a major Rival in their eyes , and yet still be glossed over and some random overrated team they are going to play. 

I'm sure Elko is looking at it more seriously, but holy hell 

As long as he’s not looking at us like a Jack in the Box Ultimate Cheeseburger….we’re fine

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

13 minutes ago, HellesBier said:

The "I'd Pee in Her Butt Forum" seems appropriate

Where, uh, can I find this?

[BERT 4306]

16 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Where, uh, can I find this?

[Enchubben 5495]

13 hours ago, closetojumping said:

He is just your run of the mill, dyed in the wool diploma mill aggie. That dumbass actually posted his real life profile once, replete with the info of having a real job as an insurance salesman in Katy. 

So you’re saying special needs is still in play then?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

So you’re saying special needs is still in play then?

I really do think something is mentally wrong with him. The way he types, etc. Yeah, I know, he's aggy, but I think he may actually be intellectually disabled. 

[Bevo14 8196]

13 hours ago, Enchubben said:

I’m convinced (insert Texags poster here) is either a troll or special needs. 

fify

[msucolt45 3978]

I'm frankly impressed with the levels of cognitive dissonance required for Texas to beat Bama, go to the Playoffs, be a major Rival in their eyes , and yet still be glossed over and some random overrated team they are going to play. 

I'm sure Elko is looking at it more seriously, but holy hell 

aggy forgets that they’re roughly .500 against just the Mississippi schools, since joining the SEC, just saying. Facts aggy!

Hook’em!!!

[linux 1374]

[Hank Scorpio 17691]

There are 5 ORs for their starting CBs. Talk about depth. 

[Noodles 76]

36 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

There are 5 ORs for their starting CBs. Talk about depth. 

But don't forget Tyreek Chappell is so good he starts at two positions.  Advantage a&m.

[linux 1374]

I just find it funny that Terry Bussey is Mr Football but can't crack a two deep anywhere on the team (except KR)

[Pato del Muerto 52035]

2 minutes ago, linux said:

I just find it funny that Terry Bussey is Mr Football but can't crack a two deep anywhere on the team (except KR)

He’s too valuable to be hurt so they keep him healthy by not playing him, stupid sip. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

1 hour ago, linux said:

[futureman 22342]

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

It was Jones. I have that documentary saved on my server. I want to post online somewhere without the risk of looch coming for me to take it down 🤣

texags isn’t british parliament.  you won’t be extradited to college station. 

[Deej 76156]

7 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

he's aggy, but I think he may actually be intellectually disabled

Same thing.

[Tex Pete 20050]

14 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

There are 5 ORs for their starting CBs. Talk about depth. 

Mack Brown must be a strategic consultant.

[Herpa Derpa 6085]

On 8/26/2024 at 9:57 AM, Fondren & Main said:

Do you guys not have aggy friends?

[DanTheHorn 4852]

20 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

All they have to do is beat ND, their toughest game, and they're all but guaranteed to go on to win a natty!

He is hooked on the drink.

[Scholz 11896]

"DL evenly matched. Advantage aggys!!" 🤣

"12th man on college gameday! We all know what that means!" Yeah guy, a loss.  

 

Kirk Herbstreit: Real quick, how about Kyle Field? Like, what’s A&M’s record at home nowadays?

Chris Fallica: Zero and two hundred ninety-si— they never, they don’t...

KH: What was the last big game A&M won at home?

Chris Fowler: Well they beat Alabama that time in Alabama with Johnny Manziel.

Fallica: They won the LSU overtime game last year.

KH: Well yeah yeah yeah, but I’m talking about, we brag about Kyle Field like 12th Man—

Fallica: No. Never. Never. Like, no.

KH: Like... R.C. Slocum?

Fallica: Before that. Probably Jackie.

KH: Why do we build it up though?

Fowler: It’s a great environment. It’s a great environment.

KH: No no no, [to camera] come back here. I’m not doubting that it’s not a great environment. I’m saying is it an intimidating environment?

Fallica: No. You would think it is, the stadium is, but they don’t seem to win big games...

[kwood4408 755]

I also love that they gave themselves the advantage at QB.

[msucolt45 3978]

Nobody in the national media, tv, or radio has brought up the aggy OL as being dogshit. Experienced shit still stinks!

aggy wont be able to run against ND, nor do I think they can protect CW for deep routes.
Advantage ND on Defense. The same will be ND’s new OL against the aggy front four, which is the strength of their Defense. I think the under should be under 40 total points. The first team over 20 most likely wins.

Hook’em!!!

[TotallyLegit 3050]

11 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Nobody in the national media, tv, or radio has brought up the aggy OL as being dogshit. Experienced shit still stinks!

aggy wont be able to run against ND, nor do I think they can protect CW for deep routes.
Advantage ND on Defense. The same will be ND’s new OL against the aggy front four, which is the strength of their Defense. I think the under should be under 40 total points. The first team over 20 most likely wins.

Hook’em!!!

The good news is that the ags have plenty of experience running bubble screens under their past glorious leader.

[MonkeyDoughnut 9974]

1 hour ago, kwood4408 said:

I also love that they gave themselves the advantage at QB.

Not sure who wouldn't right now. Healthy Weigman looked far better than healthy Leonard. Question is only if either is healthy.

[Longhornfrenzy 5467]

Idiot alert 

[utee94 15708]

The ags' OWN insiders feed them 24/7 with nothing but lies and bullshit and keep them constantly in the dark, but yeah, they have deep connections inside the UT camp.  Sure, Jan.

[ousux 5566]

I’m always entertained by this…they create rumors and then cite them, talk about how “rumor has it” and “rumors being floated,” etc. Eventually they are adopted as unquestioned fact.
To wit: 

So, in other words, “I am making this up completely, but here are somewhat specific estimates of what these guys have been paid…” Rumor officially floated!

Exactly this. It's almost aggy turdition to have sip "insider" friends and totally make up numbers to suit your narrative.

[Doc Daneeka 6768]

10 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Idiot alert 

I at least give him credit for the “well, they won more than 8 games so my bullshit doesn’t apply” and “NIL explains why their recruiting is going well” outs that he has built in. 

[Scholz 11896]

13 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Idiot alert 

[UncleSonny 6455]

14 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Idiot alert 

I for one, believe him. I mean, he got something right, 4 years ago. Insider status confirmed. How else could he have known that a five star qb may be wavering on his commitment to a coach who was about to be fired.