Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

linux · September 6

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Have you ever heard of the Myth of Sisyphus? Seems instructive in the case of Daddy98.

Heard something about it but not enough to have drawn that parallel.

HtownHorn · September 6

17 minutes ago, linux said:

Olin hit his head and now thinks he is dr seuss.

Defeat. The feet. A feat.

Those have been hot topics regarding Texas A&M football this week.

Aggies continue to lament the 23-13 season-opening loss to Notre Dame.

Much blame for that defeat was the footwork of quarterback Conner Weigman. If that problem is corrected, there is hope the Aggies could bounce back strong and maybe even reach the College Football Playoff, which, of course, would be a remarkable feat.

...

Nothing creates separation like high-end speed, which Bussey apparently has. As a true freshman who started August camp on defense, Bussey is obviously green and limited.

Still, it would seem wise to devise a package of plays — maybe just three — for Bussey to master. Just the threat of Bussey might stretch defenses in ways that haven’t been seen at A&M probably since Josh Reynolds was averaging 17 yards a catch.

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Indeed, five remaining opponents were ranked 70th or worse in pass defense, including Florida (70th), South Carolina (101st), New Mexico State (106th), Texas (116th) and LSU (118th).

https://texags.com/s/61532/after-defeat-improvement-starts-with-feet-and-perhaps-new-feet-ure/5

It's amazing that aggy 14.95ers still gloss over having one the worst OLs in the P4, like Klein can scheme around it, when he's always had veteran OL that have been developed specifically for the offense they ran in KSU.

Edited September 6 by HtownHorn

linux · September 6

22 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It's amazing that aggy 14.95ers still gloss over having one the worst OLs in the P4, like Klein can scheme around it, when he's always had veteran OL that have been developed specifically for the offense they ran in KSU.

And it is about to get way worse, they have zero depth at Center.

Gidnik · September 6

On 9/4/2024 at 3:11 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

Somebody is a salty bitch

SEC Round-Up: League counting on its villain to restore order

By Olin Buchanan

An unpleasant week of Southeastern Conference football is followed by a nauseating notion this week.

After going 1-3 in marquee Week 1 matchups, the SEC is counting on… Texas…to defend its honor in a top-10 clash with defending national champion Michigan.

Go ahead and retch.

That shouldn’t be the case. The powerful SEC is college football’s bullies. Its teams typically terrorize opponents.

That was before Texas A&M fell to Notre Dame, Miami mauled Florida and USC upset LSU.

True, No. 1 Georgia’s predictable 34-3 beatdown of Clemson and Vanderbilt’s shocking upset of Virginia Tech — sorry, not a marquee matchup — saved face to some degree.

The SEC doesn’t save face. The SEC steps on faces with a hobnail boot and breaks noses.

Instead, the SEC looks toward a new member that has looked down on the SEC.

Recall, last May, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte suggested the Longhorns’ annual clash with Oklahoma is bigger than the “Iron Bowl” and “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.”

Then, in July, Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers declared games against the Longhorns were everybody’s Super Bowl. Apparently, Ewers is unaware five different SEC teams have won national championships since Texas last won one.

But the fact remains that the SEC needs Texas to restore order on Saturday in Ann Arbor where Michigan has notched 23 consecutive victories.

“These (Michigan) guys know how to win,” Texas coach Steve Sarkisian said. “You can see it in their style of play. They play with a great deal of confidence. They believe in one another. So, it’s a heck of a challenge for our team.

“What I think Saturday will do for us is serve as a bit of a barometer of where we’re at as a football team this fall.

“We’re going to get challenged in all three phases. What do we need to work on, and where do we need to keep growing to get ourselves prepared for the Southeastern Conference?”

Even a trip to Ann Arbor may not fully prepare Texas for the grind of the SEC, where it “just means more” and hostile crowds are “just more mean.”

But on Saturday, the Southeastern Conference will be cheering on the Longhorns.

Well, the SEC office suits who allowed the Longhorns in will.

SEC fan bases in College Station, Fayetteville, Norman and probably Knoxville and Baton Rouge won’t. The very idea would be just too nauseating

imaging writing this and then going out and posting it for everyone on earth to read and laugh at you about.

Beau Vine · September 6

Let's see what's happening at QB2 U.:

Gil Bang · September 6

5 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

This DJ Lagway? In The Station?

Well, to tell a family secret...his mother is Dutch.

Wiler77 · September 6

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

It's amazing that aggy 14.95ers still gloss over having one the worst OLs in the P4, like Klein can scheme around it, when he's always had veteran OL that have been developed specifically for the offense they ran in KSU.

Didn't you get the memo? If they can fix Conner's feet, they are playoff bound.

Or maybe the secret is to have Klein call up to TexAgs offices and get some advice on who and who not to play.

nnm · September 6

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Let's see what's happening at QB2 U.:

More on the topic. At least half of the threads in their football forum are about the same thing.

And the Mizzou fan fiction starts… The Station is the best place EVAH!!!

JesusSweatDuck · September 6

Magus Ossis · September 6

After reading Daddy98's (I think) insurance sales analogy, I am at least 50% convinced he is a Surly sock running a long con.

Deej · September 6

23 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

If they can fix Conner's feet

Darth Tron · September 6

4 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Goddamn. That was a rabbit hole. I don't think I care for this Camus fella.

His wine sucks, too.

Fondren & Main · September 6

48 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuckin 2%ers!

linux · September 6

Great we will get to see relay races again.

derp · September 7

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The $1 tickets are gone, but some $2 and a shit ton of $3 available. I guess they will all be hate watching Texas at home instead.

Funk Doctor Spock · September 7

Best fans in the world, sip!

Sir Ulrich · September 7

3 hours ago, nnm said:

And the Mizzou fan fiction starts… The Station is the best place EVAH!!!

I have started to believe these are real posts from visiting fans. Not because college station or the atmosphere but because their team has roughly a 50% chance of a winning. Here's their home winning percentage in the SEC as of July '23

TheRealRonWeaver? · September 7

“Wiggy” should starts.

WinningIsHard · September 7

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Those $1 tickets are in the sections that are going to collapse one day? How awful would it be to pay $1 to die at an aggy game.

DigglerontheHoof · September 7

RomaVicta · September 7

The opponent:

But that was last season!

The quests:

1

2

3

35,000 yelling Aggies waving their hankies at the direction of the best set of white-clad yell leaders (manlier by far than cheerleaders!) in the world urging on a team still with natty hopes is the big time, indeed, my hopeful friend. Beware, McNeese State!

SEC!SEC!SEC!

However:

He's so good, the Aggies offered him a million dollars to come to A&M, but he wasn't SEC ready like the MAC guys.

Oh, and this guy truly is interesting:

Could be trouble playing any team with a high-calibre QB. Sadly,

Sixkiller!

Second player I know of by that name. The name is worth ten points. I envy the name.

Funk Doctor Spock · September 7

I'm convinced Olin has a learning disability. I think we call that "retarded".

He keeps mentioning the CFP, but I'm not sure he knows or understands what that means.

msucolt45 · September 7

Geaux Cowboys!!!

Hook’em!!!

TexasRenegade · September 7

On 9/5/2024 at 10:20 PM, Hermanator said:

By allowing 5 star QBs to plow their wives?

Umm no....he's arguing for letting the people who give money to the collective to get the players on campus plow their wives....

BornAndRaised · September 7

Colonel Sanders · September 7

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Dinesh still in the Station?

Junior Bonner · September 7

That’s a troll. A bad one. Must be one of us.

billfromlaketravis · September 7

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The opponent:

But that was last season!

The quests:

1

2

3

35,000 yelling Aggies waving their hankies at the direction of the best set of white-clad yell leaders (manlier by far than cheerleaders!) in the world urging on a team still with natty hopes is the big time, indeed, my hopeful friend. Beware, McNeese State!

SEC!SEC!SEC!

However:

He's so good, the Aggies offered him a million dollars to come to A&M, but he wasn't SEC ready like the MAC guys.

Oh, and this guy truly is interesting:

Could be trouble playing any team with a high-calibre QB. Sadly,

Sixkiller!

Second player I know of by that name. The name is worth ten points. I envy the name.

RE: Quests

deft · September 7

So tough to get in at texum aggy

Deej · September 7

Grades were too high to get in at aggy?

billfromlaketravis · September 7

Live look at TexAgs:

Longhornfrenzy · September 7

SimkinsMan · September 7

Matthew McConaughey as a closet aggy is not something I had on my bingo card this week.

Getafix · September 7

Bodacious Bevo · September 7

On 9/4/2024 at 3:11 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

Somebody is a salty bitch

SEC Round-Up: League counting on its villain to restore order

By Olin Buchanan

An unpleasant week of Southeastern Conference football is followed by a nauseating notion this week.

After going 1-3 in marquee Week 1 matchups, the SEC is counting on… Texas…to defend its honor in a top-10 clash with defending national champion Michigan.

Go ahead and retch.

That shouldn’t be the case. The powerful SEC is college football’s bullies. Its teams typically terrorize opponents.

That was before Texas A&M fell to Notre Dame, Miami mauled Florida and USC upset LSU.

True, No. 1 Georgia’s predictable 34-3 beatdown of Clemson and Vanderbilt’s shocking upset of Virginia Tech — sorry, not a marquee matchup — saved face to some degree.

The SEC doesn’t save face. The SEC steps on faces with a hobnail boot and breaks noses.

Instead, the SEC looks toward a new member that has looked down on the SEC.

Recall, last May, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte suggested the Longhorns’ annual clash with Oklahoma is bigger than the “Iron Bowl” and “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.”

Then, in July, Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers declared games against the Longhorns were everybody’s Super Bowl. Apparently, Ewers is unaware five different SEC teams have won national championships since Texas last won one.

But the fact remains that the SEC needs Texas to restore order on Saturday in Ann Arbor where Michigan has notched 23 consecutive victories.

“These (Michigan) guys know how to win,” Texas coach Steve Sarkisian said. “You can see it in their style of play. They play with a great deal of confidence. They believe in one another. So, it’s a heck of a challenge for our team.

“What I think Saturday will do for us is serve as a bit of a barometer of where we’re at as a football team this fall.

“We’re going to get challenged in all three phases. What do we need to work on, and where do we need to keep growing to get ourselves prepared for the Southeastern Conference?”

Even a trip to Ann Arbor may not fully prepare Texas for the grind of the SEC, where it “just means more” and hostile crowds are “just more mean.”

But on Saturday, the Southeastern Conference will be cheering on the Longhorns.

Well, the SEC office suits who allowed the Longhorns in will.

SEC fan bases in College Station, Fayetteville, Norman and probably Knoxville and Baton Rouge won’t. The very idea would be just too nauseating

I'm really looking forward to Olin's followup. SEC x3!!!

msucolt45 · September 7

F Olin. He’s just going to remark how the Michigan team was depleted both players and staff.

Hook’em!!!

crash_davis · September 7

Just now, msucolt45 said:

F Olin. He’s just going to remark how the Michigan team was depleted both players and staff.

Hook’em!!!

He has to. Sell hope and discredit your rival. aggy writers have existed on that shit for 50 years. They aren't a fan based who deals well with reality.