Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Elmer_Fudd 22008]

Those bozos talk about how we cant stop the run while McNeeae just ran for 180 yards on them.

[Noozak 310]

Michigan had 80 yards rushing and CSU had 111 or something like that. The hell do they mean by we can’t stop the run?

[Frank Drebin 5361]

My favorites were that we lack depth.  This is the deepest Texas team in my life.  Backups are significantly better than 2005 (and several position groups are also — including LB and WR). Better depth that Colt teams. 
 

also them claiming the Cam Williams hold was text book.  Bullshit.  He pancakes a guy and the ref costs us 7.  

[Rickylovesweed 14084]

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Those bozos talk about how we cant stop the run while McNeeae just ran for 180 yards on them.

Their defense isn't good. 

ND's offense is awful and they thought that was a good indicator of their D. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22008]

[RomaVicta 29500]

 

Edited September 7 by RomaVicta

[Beau Vine 53653]

7 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm convinced Olin has a learning disability. I think we call that "retarded".

I met him when I was doing media back in the day.  He came across as that weird kid in school who everyone just tried not to excite.  All the other writers either ignored him or talked to him in quiet, calm voices.

[HtownHorn 14320]

Grant and Graham would have an absolute field day with the aggy IOL.

[Focht Up 631]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

This is the greatest and funniest post of all time 

[TexasRenegade 2391]

35 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I think the 2nd point would go more-ND might be the best team in the country and based off the fact we are the best team to lose to them we should be in the playoff.....

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I met him when I was doing media back in the day.  He came across as that weird kid in school who everyone just tried not to excite.  All the other writers either ignored him or talked to him in quiet, calm voices.

I can absolutely see that. He comes off that way. He's a total weirdo who creates scenarios in his head about aggy. I hope you showered in the hottest water in case he got something on you. 

[nnm 35552]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

This is perennially one of my favorites. Being condescending about MissSU. 
TAMU is 6-6 vs MissSU since joining the SECX3, 8-9 against them all time. MissSU is a BETTER program than TAMU. If Aggies would just accept that they’re a mediocre cow college, they’d be much happier. They think they’re Bama. They’re not. They’re MissSU. 

https://www.winsipedia.com/games/mississippi-state/vs/texas-am

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

This is perennially one of my favorites. Being condescending about MissSU. 
TAMU is 6-6 vs MissSU since joining the SECX3, 8-9 against them all time. MissSU is a BETTER program than TAMU. If Aggies would just accept that they’re a mediocre cow college, they’d be much happier. They think they’re Bama. They’re not. They’re MissSU. 

https://www.winsipedia.com/games/mississippi-state/vs/texas-am

It really is a special group of delusional morons. They've won absolutely nothing, but *expects* championships. Like, lol k. Here you go, bud. 

They're the *everyone gets a trophy kids*. It's both weird and adorable. 

[SydneyCarton 47296]

When NIU closes this out @Longhornfrenzy is going to have a weeks worth of work ahead of him. 

[Rickylovesweed 14084]

I'm glad it only took 1 week for everyone to figure out ND does indeed suck because it was so obvious in the opener. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

TexAgs is going to be grim, and that makes me happy. So much material to take my mind off things. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22008]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

When NIU closes this out @Longhornfrenzy is going to have a weeks worth of work ahead of him. 

[Not a Sock 2308]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Elmer_Fudd 22008]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

TexAgs is going to be grim, and that makes me happy. So much material to take my mind off things. 

You just don't play a home game against a G5 program a week after a knock out, drag down match against the fighting Elko's and expect to win.

[Sgt Hulk 13519]

Beshshhaahhahaha notre dame 

[billfromlaketravis 11286]

We’ll see how many times TexAgs contributors write “Notre Dame is legit top 10 team” this week. 

[Not a Sock 2308]

Aggy took 15 MAC transfers and couldn’t beat Notre Dame but an actual MAC team can.

Edited September 7 by Not a Sock

[TommyGufano 6021]

"Best 1-loss team in the country" gonna be a tough sell this week, but I trust someone will make the case

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

You just don't play a home game against a G5 program a week after a knock out, drag down match against the fighting Elko's and expect to win.

No one escapes the Northern Illinois <checks notes> Huskies unscathed. 

[Sabalo 992]

Can this day get any better?

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

Someone should post Notre Dame's board and see if they're still alive. 

Actuality, someone should probably check and make sure Marcus Freeman is still alive. 

[Tylerocks 2532]

TexAgs has a real problem with "their, they're, and there"

[Elmer_Fudd 22008]

Just now, Sabalo said:

Can this day get any better?

 

If Houston could beat or at least give OU a scare.

[mannewers 549]

This is going to be a great week, can't wait:

[EverybodyGoDeep 30]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Then ND looses to NIU

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

Just now, Tylerocks said:

TexAgs has a real problem with "their, they're, and there"

They jizz in jars, what do you expect? 

[TheFlyingBoat 906]

The world came tumbling down...

[TommyGufano 6021]

10 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

TexAgs has a real problem with "their, they're, and there"

 

9 minutes ago, EverybodyGoDeep said:

Then ND looses to NIU

Fuck

[deft 6747]

Is the rollercoaster in the basement right now or tunneling through the mantle?

[Longhornfrenzy 5467]

[Longhornfrenzy 5467]

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

26 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Can this day get any better?

 

Yes.  If Tennessee loses.  Sorry Mrs. Knoxtnhorn (Vol alum).

[Carl Spackler 3456]

28 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

No one escapes the Northern Illinois <checks notes> Huskies unscathed. 

Notre Dame didn't have a chance against NIU after the fightin' Texum aggies slobberknocked them domers so bad last weekend, ya stupid sip!

[Bevo14 8196]

4 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Notre Dame didn't have a chance against NIU after the fightin' Texum aggies slobberknocked them domers so bad last weekend, ya stupid sip!

They spent their whole offseason prepping for aggy

[BigHornedLurker 1883]

40 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Can this day get any better?

 

Oregon losing to Boise, Bama losing to USF , OSU loosing to direction whoever , OU losing to Houston 

 

Any of these would be a chefs kiss on a great day 

[texifornia 56014]

13 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yes.  If Tennessee loses.  Sorry Mrs. Knoxtnhorn (Vol alum).

As a Raleigh resident, I support this

[Longhornfrenzy 5467]

[SydneyCarton 47296]

I don’t want anyone to miss the fact that daddy98’s new favorite drum to bang is that 500 million atm borrowed from the academic side (yes it wasn’t all 500) over a decade ago is what’s preventing them from competing in NIL now. Not even Jimbo’s contract. 
 

he may as well have cited the financial crisis of 2008. Fucking moron. 

Edited September 7 by SydneyCarton

[Doc Daneeka 6768]

I think I’ve figured it out. 

When Michigan loses later, it means the sip win didn’t mean much. 

When ND loses later, it means they prepped for A&M all offseason and means nothing. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11692]

9 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Oregon losing to Boise, Bama losing to USF , OSU loosing to direction whoever , OU losing to Houston 

 

Any of these would be a chefs kiss on a great day 

This is a big one and I am hoping to God it happens. UO is 0-3 against them. I want Dan Lanning to shut the fuck up. 

[RomaVicta 29500]

I had to go back and find this on TexAgs, but it is worth it.

[Longhornfrenzy 5467]

[SydneyCarton 47296]

Sold our souls to the devil to get banks? Weird I just remember doing a ton of fucking work raising funds, and then working with others to craft a message that was catchy and went viral. And it fucking worked. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5467]

[Deej 76156]

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

he may as well have cited the all the Confederate dollars they invested in hoping the South would rise again.. Fucking moron

Fixed